Throw a random object at the next poster

[King Of Hearts]

*wears hat*
Now this is savvy... savvy?

*throws Davey Jones' Heart at TNP*

[Nikki]

HOLY MOTHER OF-

*STABSTABSTABSTAB*

*throws the guilty knife at TNP*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*gets stuck to the wall*

Dammit! That's the third time this week!

*flips a coin to TNP*

[LionHeart]

*catches the coin, and plunks it into a vending machine, which dispenses a can of cola* Thanks, I was thirsty.

*takes a drink from the can, and tosses the vending machine at the next poster*

[Angel]

Oh my God, I KNEW my horoscope wasn't exaggerating!!!!!

(runs away, but get clobbered by vending machine, which dispenses one can of Canada Dry.)

(grabs the soda, shakes it up, and flings it at TNP)

[Ren Gaulen]

*cleaves the soda can in two with a sword (getting soaked with soda in the process)* There is nothing I cannot cleave!!
*throws a book at the next poster*

[Pagan]

*Catches, sits, reads. Tosses book.*

Bah, I'd read that one already.

*Throws myriad soda boxes at tnp.*

[Ren Gaulen]

*yells "Mudamudamudamuda!!!!" while deflecting all of the boxes with light-speed punches* The World! Time is frozen!
*throws a steam roller at the next poster*

[e_voyager]

tries to deflect it with thunder wave. fails and is crushed.

reappears and throws and aggravated bull at the next poster. 

[Ren Gaulen]

*runs away from the bull through the streets of a Spanish town while wearing a bright red shirt; is mauled mercilessly by the aggravated animal* Why does it always happen to meeee?!?
*throws a water balloon at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*the balloon messes up my perfectly gelled hair*

"My hair? He shot my hair! Son of a..."

*unloads a full-clip of laser rifle ammunition in the general vicinity of the next poster*

[Ren Gaulen]

*tries to use bullet time to dodge the shots only to realize that laser beams move much faster than bullets; gets fried a bit* It burns and stings.
*throws a tear gas grenade at the next poster*

[Pagan]

*Graps in hand. Then it starts to leak.*

Aaaww... just like that concert again...

*Throws mismatched locks and keys at np.*

[Ren Gaulen]

*catches them* With the art of Key-Fu I shall make them match! *fails at the art of Key-Fu*
*throws a lock with a wrong key stuck in it at the next poster*

[Mao]

*catches the lock and gets out a pair of lock cutters..."snip"*

*throws a pair of lock cutters at tnp*

[e_voyager]

cuts his way into doctor wrights lab and steal an energy balancer.

throws the energy balancer at the next poster.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*balances it on his nose*

And, for my next trick...

*throws e_voyager at TNP*

[Ren Gaulen]

*catches E_voyager and carefully puts him on the ground* Don't throw expensive and fragile electronic equipment around!!
*throws a cardboard box full of oranges at the next poster*

[Mao]

*grabs the box and sets it down gingerly*

*throws a stapler at tnp*

[Paladin Sheppard]

*Catches the stapler* Ha! thats not how you use these!

*Opens up the stapler and fires staples at TNP*

[Ren Gaulen]

There is no spoon. *stops the staples with psychokinesis*
*throws a dart at the next poster*

[Mao]

*angrily pulls a dart out of his hand*  Oh yeah, sure!  It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!

*whips a nerf ball at tnp*

[Ren Gaulen]

*swallows a nerf ball and nearly chokes to death* That's it! I'm gonna sue somebody!
*throws a lawsuit at the next poster*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Objection!

... Mia Farrow is wearing too much for this game.


*flings a bra at TNP*

[Paladin Sheppard]

*Catches and places in a box of used bra's and then sells them to a random Japanese man*

Thanks Llearch!

*lobs a MOAB at TNP*

[Nikki]

WTF!!! *barrel roll*

*throws a stereo at TNP*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*catches the monoclonal antibody and looks at it*

Hmmm. Might be useful to Alondro, I'll pass it over.

*catches both of them, uses them to set up a disco*


*flings a teapot at TNP*

[Mao]

*CLANG* I'm a little teapot short and stout...

*weakly throws a sugar cube at tnp*

[LionHeart]

*catches the sugar cube, and crunches it*

*tosses a tennis ball at the next poster*

[Nikki]

8DDD OMG A BALL!!! *chases after it only to run into a fence*

FUME! FUME, I SAY!!!

*throws various pokemon figurines at TNP*