Lies! And slander!

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llearch n'n'daCorna

#630
July 17, 2008, 10:28:41 AM
... and Cog stole the candy off me. :-[
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Jairus

#631
July 17, 2008, 10:42:31 AM
Boxy secretly harbors a deep self-sacrificing love for his fellow forum members. He would rather die than see one of them come to harm.
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Mao

#632
July 17, 2008, 10:44:01 AM
Jairus wasn't actually lying in that last post.  He actually believes that.  He even has a shrine to the box that he prays to regularly.

Jairus

#633
July 17, 2008, 10:45:06 AM
Mowser, meanwhile, has a shrine consisting of three dead rats and a bottle of sherry. No one knows why.
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llearch n'n'daCorna

#634
July 17, 2008, 10:58:47 AM
... except Jayrus.
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Jairus

#635
July 17, 2008, 11:01:51 AM
Yes, but I do not understand your reasonings that lead you to having a shrine consisting of a large and rather heavy box in your closet... funny it looked about big enough to hold a human body...
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llearch n'n'daCorna

#636
July 17, 2008, 11:10:34 AM
Rubbish! You'd have to cut the body up to get it in there.

Eheh. Ehehehehehehe. Hehehehe mwahahahahahahaha!

*cough* Scuse me. Must turn the chainsaw off.


Now then... Jayrus is known for his strong-willed approach to life.
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Jairus

#637
July 17, 2008, 11:13:01 AM
Boxy is a spineless weakling who can't stand up for himself. If he really bans you, all you have to do is send a vaguely threatening email and he'll let you back on the forum with the sincerest of apologies.
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Angel

#638
July 17, 2008, 02:51:26 PM
Jairus is Kira.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Jairus

#639
July 17, 2008, 03:15:30 PM
Black_angel is Athrun. Ho yay ahoy!
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Mao

#640
July 17, 2008, 03:22:30 PM
Jairus is into Yaoi/Shōnen-ai.

Jairus

#641
July 17, 2008, 03:28:16 PM
Mowser is a rat, not a mouse. In fact, he's Rattigan's long-lost descendant, and is currently looking for Basil's long-lost descendant to stage a final climactic duel atop the Eiffel Tower.
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Angel

#642
July 17, 2008, 03:30:25 PM Last Edit: July 17, 2008, 03:31:10 PM by Black_angel
On that note, Jairus is the long-lost descendant of Olivia, and is assisting Basil's descendant behind the scenes.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Jairus

#643
July 17, 2008, 03:32:06 PM
And Black_angel is the descendent of Dr. Dawson and the Victorian-era stripper from the bar scene.
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e_voyager

#644
July 17, 2008, 08:53:08 PM
Jairus is unknown in scientific community at large.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Stygian

#645
July 17, 2008, 09:29:56 PM
And e_voyager is, but only for the fact that his work record is so sullied with misfortune that it's nearly profane.

Jairus

#646
July 17, 2008, 10:57:37 PM
Stygian is the one of the parents of the Stygian Triplets from Dogma.
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e_voyager

#647
July 17, 2008, 11:00:56 PM
Jairus's latest lab explosion has awakened a nearby sleeping dragon 
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Jairus

#648
July 17, 2008, 11:01:43 PM
Meanwhile, the dragon is pissed off at e_voyager because e_voyager borrowed ten bucks off of him ten years ago and never paid it back.
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e_voyager

#649
July 17, 2008, 11:04:42 PM
Jairus does not realize that the dragon consider it's self my kin so have given me a very reasonable interest rate of .05 % but for interrupting it's nap. woo the trouble in that.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Jairus

#650
July 17, 2008, 11:14:18 PM
Hey, he just learned that a new Batman movie is coming out and that he'd almost missed it because he went to sleep after Batman & Robin! Now he's pissed because you didn't wake him up for Batman Begins, e_voyager.
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e_voyager

#651
July 18, 2008, 12:17:50 AM Last Edit: July 18, 2008, 12:18:23 AM by e_voyager
he'll open his presents from past birthdays and forgive me when he finds the DVD for bat man beings among last years gifts. as for that loan well i still have a few years to go.  mean while i distract hims with two tickets to the new bat man movie while telling him that a kangaroo rat named Jairus would love to go with him. (incidentally i never did tell you the dragons gender but we'll go with him case Dakata would have threatened to burn down my mountain summer home if i didn't pay her back and i'm not even sure was Xze-Xze would do to me in her dragon forum)
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Jairus

#652
July 18, 2008, 12:48:10 AM
So, let me get this straight. You are sending me to one of the greatest movies of the summer for free, in the company of a dragon (possibly one of the coolest creatures to ever exist), thus ensuring that we'll get the best seats for the performance and that no one will dare to annoy me all evening long, in addition to possibly starting up a lifelong friendship? Hell, you must be the nicest guy that's ever lived, e_voyager!
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Suwako

#653
July 18, 2008, 05:22:00 AM
Jairus saw me coming.  :3 because he is a Peruvian with laser eyes that can fly, like all Peruvians.   >:3

e_voyager

#654
July 18, 2008, 09:05:08 AM
ayino knows quite well my reasons for doing this
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Jairus

#655
July 18, 2008, 11:12:31 AM
On the other hand, e_voyager isn't quite sure of his reasons. It always sucks when your brain doesn't tell you why it does things, doesn't it?
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Angel

#656
July 19, 2008, 02:30:06 PM
Sadly, Jairus's is tellin him to do BAAAD things... like recreate the Fifth of November stunt with napalm.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Jairus

#657
July 19, 2008, 06:15:16 PM
Black_angel's true name is Lucifer, and the real reason that God kicked her out of heaven is because she won a game of canasta against God and God was being a sore loser. Of course, going "nyernyernyer!" probably didn't help your case much...
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Omega

#658
July 20, 2008, 02:31:45 PM
Jairus was born in 560 AD. in the southern peak of India. Spawned from a bog of the black marshes, he was first shunned as an daemonic spirit, send down to end the mankind by Kali, the God of Death. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut then he got better.

Jairus

#659
July 20, 2008, 02:33:58 PM
Omega is the illegitimate offspring of a watch and Omnimon. It's best not to think about how that works out.
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