Lies! And slander!

[Jairus]

shadowterm, I think Tea's pregnant. And you're the father!

[shadowterm]

Jairus is the Fae that committed suicide.

[Jairus]

shadowterm is Mab's mom.

[shadowterm]

Jairus is Mab's face

[Jairus]

shadowterm is Mab's old Fae glen.

[shadowterm]

Jairus' mom is so old that when she was in the shower, she lifted her boob, and a pilgrim fell out.

[Jairus]

shadowterm was that pilgrim. What were you doing underneath my mother's breast, shadowterm?

[shadowterm]

Jairus thinks I can reply on a thread where you only say slanderous things about the person above. (Actually in print it libel.)

[Jairus]

shadowterm has absolutely no idea what he just wrote.

[shadowterm]

Jairus thinks his feeble mind can comprehend what he writes.

[Jairus]

shadowterm fears that Mike Rowe of Discovery's Dirty Jobs will leap from his TV and pull him through into some horrible vile smelly place.

[shadowterm]

Jairus thinks that's a trivial fear.

[Jairus]

shadowterm suffers from the delusion that he is really the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe, and must seek out the last surviving Kennedy's in order to finally know rest.

[shadowterm]

Jairus is a Kennedy, and will soon know doom.

[Jairus]

shadowterm is the coming doom. The universe is doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed. Go home now!

[shadowterm]

Jairus summoned the doom to this planet, and bears full blame. (Like Germany in WWI!)

[Jairus]

Yes, and all I needed was for you to willingly sign over not only your parent's souls, but also the soul of your adorable little puppy who only loved you and wanted nothing in return except for a belly scratch on his cute little tummy.

[shadowterm]

Jairus likes dogs because they need every ounce of your attention. I prefer cats because they aren't completely dependent.

[Jairus]

shadowterm's avatar is actually what he wants to look like if he ever gets a patch from Jyrras.

[shadowterm]

Jairus is projecting, he'd like to look like his avi.

[Jairus]

shadowterm want to meet my cross-dimensional alter ego Jyrras.

[shadowterm]

Jairus thinks that we would do more than discuss physics. What is wrong with him?

[Jairus]

shadowterm really really doesn't want anyone else to join in with the fun.

[shadowterm]

Jairus says that enviously

(I actually got an error for posting twice within 30 seconds woot!)

[Jairus]

shadowterm wishes that I said it enviously.

(unfortunately, I get that message like seven freaking times a day. I need to make friends outside of cyberspace)

[shadowterm]

Jairus is so lame, he doesn't download free games to play like Sauerbraten. (Like doom 3 multiplayer, but with in game level editor. Runs from command prompt though.)

[Jairus]

shadowterm has forgotten that this is the Lies! And Slander! thread, not the Truth-Telling thread. (the only computer game I play/own is StarCraft, and it's been a few months since then.)

[shadowterm]

Jairus couldn't find someone trying to help him find entertainment if he used mapquest.

[Jairus]

shadowterm doesn't understand why mapquest doesn't tell him wear he wants to go! It's the future, the computer should know this stuff already! (I'll definitely look it up.)

[shadowterm]

Jairus is actually just hitting refresh on this thread.