Lies! And slander!

[Jairus]

shadowterm is forgetting again... (I just do a cycle and come back here every few minutes, except when certain individuals post just as quickly as me...)

[shadowterm]

Jairus was looking at porn while he was gone.

[Jairus]

shadowterm owns the worlds largest collection of pornographic materials in the world.

(For the record, I was in the bathroom. Cue Dan yelling "Too much information!")

[shadowterm]

Jairus stole the 4-gig thumb drive I had it on, which explains why it disappeared last month.

[Jairus]

shadowterm, meanwhile, stole it from me, who was working on my cure for world hunger! Now all I've got are 4 gigs of... very... attractive... women... wow. I didn't know that you could do that with a pumpkin. Fascinating.

[shadowterm]

Jairus found the waste of food trivial in this case.

[Jairus]

Unlike me, shadowterm seems to like the taste of pumpkin. Too much. Wow boy.

[shadowterm]

Jairus now shares the same vice. My obsession comes from it being a pie, because the cake is a lie.

[Jairus]

The cake is not a lie, shadowterm just ate it.

[shadowterm]

Jairus is trying to look innocent, but we can all see the frosting on his face and. . . wow, okay, NO.

[Jairus]

shadowterm, did you bake the cake from a store-bought mix? If you did, you left it in the oven for too long: it's a little dry.

[shadowterm]

Jairus made it moist again.

[Jairus]

... and then shadowterm ate it. Again. Darnit, shadowterm, that's the fifth cake you've eaten so far! Out of the kitchen! Out!

[shadowterm]

Jairus either didn't know what I was talking about or thinks that's hot. Either way, this is getting more and more disgusting.

[Jairus]

shadowterm thinks that chocolate bars grow on trees.

(the truth is that I'm trying to steer this thread in a little more of a wholesome direction, away from certain... other... topics)

[shadowterm]

Jairus thinks that trees grow on chocolate.

[Jairus]

shadowterm knows that money doesn't grow on trees. In fact, they grow on bushes.

[shadowterm]

Jairus wasn't thinking of the plant. (God, I need to scrub my mind out with soap and water one of these days.)

[Jairus]

shadowterm totally missed the brilliant pun that I inserted into my previous post.

[shadowterm]

Jairus thinks that our president is funny (And he would be if he wasn't our president. "It's nuclear New-Clear Nuclear!")

[Jairus]

shadowterm thinks that the governor of the state next door to you is an excellent actor, and deserves to have the Constitution altered so that he can become president of the USA.

[shadowterm]

Jairus obviously didn't notice that he's not doing a half bad job that I've noticed, unless something slipped my mind. BTW, my moms, and where I go to school, is in that neighboring state. While I don't think he should be president, it could be worse for cali.

[Jairus]

shadowterm really lives in California, and not in Nevada.

[Omega]

Jairus shot J.R.

[Mao]

Omega not only Saw evil, but he heard it, spoke it and liked it.

[Jairus]

Mowser is the evil that Omega saw, hear, spoke to, and liked.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus filmed it on camera!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen edited it, added a soundtrack, and then made the DVD. And sold it for ten bucks a pop.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus got 50% of profits (I'm generous right now).

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is waiting to work on editing the sequel.