Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Lushin]

No, they have killed all their geese and ducks. Plus they have no idea what a lawnmower is. They still use scythes.

[Gabi]

Mine has occasional visits of horses, sheep and cows. And of course many kinds of birds, and dogs.

[Azlan]

We have dragons.  It's fine until someone wants to pet one.

[ShadesFox]

A bear once came by my school.  I was asked to do battle with it. 

[Azlan]

*bear uses nom.  It is very effective.*

[ShadesFox]

*fox watches bear nom on dragon. Is very confused.*

[e_voyager]

who do i see about getting my ticket notched for riding on this crazy train?

[Darkdragon]

What are the chances that if I took a transfer term that I would be with one of the APFs (and live)?

[Gabi]

who do i see about getting my ticket notched for riding on this crazy train?

The inspector.

What are the chances that if I took a transfer term that I would be with one of the APFs (and live)?

It depends on where you transfer to. If we leave it to chance, then the odds are very low. But if, say, you came to Buenos Aires, then the chance would be much higher (believe me, among the APFs, your chances of survival are best with me).

[e_voyager]

who do i see about getting my ticket notched for riding on this crazy train?

The inspector.

is his name Inspector Clouseau?
and why an inspector and not a conductor?

[Gabi]

I was assuming you hadn't found the conductor. If the conductor is not available, then an inspector can notch your ticket. At least that's how it works in some places.

[Darkdragon]

Is there some mystical incantation which allows the vulgar folk to contact the almighty APFs when away from an internet connection?

[Lushin]

Lay out Tea and biscuits and you may get Gabi. She'll only when you are sleeping, like the tooth fairy. If the tea is good enough she will wake you and ask why you summoned her. The others I'm not sure about. I know if you lay out an unput together gaming computer you may get one of the others.

[Gabi]

Lay out Tea and biscuits and you may get Gabi. She'll only when you are sleeping, like the tooth fairy. If the tea is good enough she will wake you and ask why you summoned her. The others I'm not sure about. I know if you lay out an unput together gaming computer you may get one of the others.

This post is full of win.

But phone calls and snail mail also work.

[Azlan]

I respond to summons submitted to Inari shrines, usually requiring some form of candy though.

[ShadesFox]

I  cannot be reached.  However, if you are interested and look for me and I deem it important/interesting/I'm bored enough I'll send someone to contact you.

[e_voyager]

what is the record for number of APF's to answer one question

[Azlan]

Ω

[Darkdragon]

Are there an uncountable number of APFs or am I misunderstanding the specific meaning of Ω?

[Gabi]

Azlan was just messing with E. Ω is a number between 0 and 1. At least all the Ω's I've learnt about. There may be others. The real answer is π, or close to it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

is that π, where π <= 3?

[e_voyager]

isn't Ω the finale letter in the Greek alphabet?
also did anyone notice my previous post question was missing a (?) mark?

[Gabi]

Since when is π <= 3?
A question mark a question make does not. The inverse may also apply.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

What can change the nature of a man?

[Gabi]

Life experiences, mostly. And sometimes drugs or brain damage.

[Lushin]

What can change the nature of a man?

Women.

[Poofyspikes]

Also, surgery.

[ShadesFox]

I would call surgery a subset of brain damage.

[Poofyspikes]

Allow me to be more specific, then. I meant surgery to the other head that men think with.

[e_voyager]

Ouch did he have to go there?