Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Slowtini]

Is the cake REALLY moist and delicious, or are you all just putting us on.

[Kenji]

Is the cake REALLY moist and delicious, or are you all just putting us on.

The cake is -great-, its so delicious and moist.
Look at me.. still talking when theres science to do...

[Slowtini]

When you look up there, are you really glad you aren't me?

[Darkdragon]

Whose line is it anyway?

[Jairus]

Who's the boss?

[Slowtini]

Who's is your daddy, and what does he do?

[Roureem Egas]

When you look up there, are you really glad you aren't me?

...up there? You must be imagining things.

Whose line is it anyway?

Someone completely different.

Who's the boss?

She is, for she is BOSS.

Who's is your daddy, and what does he do?

Grammar parsing error detected. Commencing ignore mode.

[ShadesFox]

When you look up there, are you really glad you aren't me?

*looks up there*
Yes, I'm really glad I'm not any of you right now.
*sets the posts above this one on fire.*
*posts the comment*
*Roureem Egas beats him to posting.*
*Sets the posts on fire anyways.*

[Slowtini]

Shades, if you really are all purpose, do you work as a screwdriver? a wrench?

[Jairus]

Continuing from Slowtini's question, if you truly are all purpose, couldn't you just call yourself a [urlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_screwdriver]Sonic Screwdriver[/url]?

Also, how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

[ShadesFox]

Shades, if you really are all purpose, do you work as a screwdriver? a wrench?

Yes.  I will be most displeased if that did happen though.  The, 'people die' type of displeased.

Continuing from Slowtini's question, if you truly are all purpose, couldn't you just call yourself a [urlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_screwdriver]Sonic Screwdriver[/url]?

Also, how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Ya missed there with the link.  And I'm more multipurpose then a sonic screwdriver. 

Depends on who made the pin.

[Azlan]

Shades, if you really are all purpose, do you work as a screwdriver? a wrench?

*Examines Slowtini* Hmmm, interesting.  I will do science to it.  *nuclear blast*

Continuing from Slowtini's question, if you truly are all purpose, couldn't you just call yourself a [url http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_screwdriver]Sonic Screwdriver[/url]?

Also, how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Well, he does have a red setting.

As many that want to.


Edit: damn you!  *bites Shades*

[Slowtini]

Azlan, Your statement "I will do science to it." makes me think you've read Dresden Codak.

Have you?

[Azlan]

Azlan, Your statement "I will do science to it." makes me think you've read Dresden Codak.

Have you?

*The Hob smites you*

[Slowtini]

*le gasp*

[Gabi]

*le gasp*

That didn't look like a question to me.

[Darkdragon]

Can two angels exist in the same location at the same time?

[Slowtini]

*le gasp*

That didn't look like a question to me.

Silly Gabi, twas not a question, twas a response to the post above me.

[ShadesFox]

Can two angels exist in the same location at the same time?

The exclusion principal allows for two angles to exist in the same place, as long as they have different velocities.

*le gasp*

That didn't look like a question to me.

Silly Gabi, twas not a question, twas a response to the post above me.

Which is exactly the problem.  Now, I need a worm for fishing...

[Slowtini]

Where's the nearest bait shop?

[Gabi]

Why look for a bait shop? We can use you as bait.

[Slowtini]

You'd have to be fishing for something pretty big, considering my size.

What exactly are you trying to catch? Orca?

[ShadesFox]

You'd have to be fishing for something pretty big, considering my size.

What exactly are you trying to catch? Orca?

Barracudas.  I've got one of those on my wall you know.

[Jer-oh-me]

I have a question for the APF committee,

What is your favourite colour?

[ShadesFox]

I have a question for the APF committee,

What is your favourite colour?

Committee?  Since when were we a committee!  Such nonsense you people spout.

Dark Green is my color.

[Jer-oh-me]

Well committee or not,

What is the average air speed of an unladen African swallow?

[Slowtini]

Jer-oh-me, it's "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

So, Barracuda, eh?
How big's the one on your wall?

[Darkdragon]

Sphyraena barracuda or Sphyraena picuda?

[Tiger_T]

Hmm.
Maybe green - or orange/dark brown, or...
Let's go with rainbow. rainbows are nice.

Slowtini, you should reconsider your non-question replies.
Or maybe  I'll just offer you a front-seat on my fishing rod.

*pounces swallow*
*burp*
Zero.  Any other questions?

[Jairus]

Why must I construct additional pylons?

and

Why does Slowtini call me "goggles" and Boxy call me "jubblies?"