Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Slowtini]

Where the HELL do the monsters in MMORPGs get all those rare and valuable items, not to mention all the gold! 

[Roureem Egas]

If Roald Dahl's BFG (Big Friendly Giant) had a BFG (Big Freaking Gun), what would you call a weapon that big?

Gurren Lagann's next challenge.

how much is a five dollar bill worth if five zero's are tacked on the end?

What of five zeroes? Sounds like it'd be rendered unusable.

Can you tell me your top five favorite candies of your lifetime?

Kit Kats. Kit Kats. Kit Kats. Kit Kats. Kit Kats.

how much is a five dollar bill worth if five zero's are tacked on the end?

Before or after the decimal point?

Either way.

Is Dragon's Blood Incense made of Dragon's blood?

And can no one tell me who the Crab people are?

I don't make such things, so I can't tell you.

Wut. On another note, the crab balls that were ordered the other day were awesome.

Before or after the decimal point?

the value is the same either way.

*boot*

Where the HELL do the monsters in MMORPGs get all those rare and valuable items, not to mention all the gold! 

Law of the Land: Corporal Reconstruction Upon Destruction!

[Tiger_T]

Where the HELL do the monsters in MMORPGs get all those rare and valuable items, not to mention all the gold! 

Law of the Land: Corporal Reconstruction Upon Destruction!

That and careless gamers and Noobs.

What's teh most scaryest thing you've seen?

Go to Anthrocon. You'll know.

I went, but I must've missed it...
I just found a friendly - maybe a bit crazy - bunch of people.
What scary things have you seen there?

[Darkdragon]

Assume three perfectly elastic resources, A, B and C; where the unit value of A is less than B which is in turn less than C. Which resource would be the best to invest in, or would it be most profitable to keep hold of the non-fiat currency employed?

[Kenji]

What's teh most scaryest thing you've seen?

Go to Anthrocon. You'll know.

I went, but I must've missed it...
I just found a friendly - maybe a bit crazy - bunch of people.
What scary things have you seen there?

Were you there for the Fluffykini? I believe that explains what you need to know. 

[Tiger_T]

Fluffykini?
Is that like a Bikini?

Assume three perfectly elastic resources, A, B and C; where the unit value of A is less than B which is in turn less than C. Which resource would be the best to invest in, or would it be most profitable to keep hold of the non-fiat currency employed?

Best get an investment advisor to look over it.
And then donate all your $$ to Amber. You'll feel happy.

[Darkdragon]

Does she accept Norman Dollars?

[Slowtini]

My lamp isn't banishing the dark anymore, what do I do?

[VSMIT]

How many freaks of nature does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Jairus]

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Law of the Land: Corporal Reconstruction Upon Destruction!

Would that be CRUD for short?

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care?

Has this question already been asked before?

[Tiger_T]

Does she accept Norman Dollars?

Send her an e-mail and ask her.

My lamp isn't banishing the dark anymore, what do I do?

You do something wrong. That isn't supposed to happen.

How many freaks of nature does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only him. That's why he's a freak of nature.

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care?

Yes, Dogmatix and all the treehuggers.

Law of the Land: Corporal Reconstruction Upon Destruction!

Would that be CRUD for short?

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care?

Has this question already been asked before?

If you suggest it to http://www.acronymfinder.com/ and they accept it... then yes.

Yes, many times.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What's the best way to respond to a pie in face incident?

[Tiger_T]

Grab the nearest cream-pie and return the favour.

[Slowtini]

How do I shot web?

[Roureem Egas]

How do I shot web?

Grind moar.

[Darkdragon]

What would be more of an irritant: doing accountancy in base 12 or doing accountancy in Klingon?

[Tiger_T]

Doing both at the same time.

[Slowtini]

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody's around to see it, do women still complain?

[VSMIT]

Did Slowtini just successfully combine two philosophical questions into one?

Is that even possible?

[Azlan]

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody's around to see it, do women still complain?

I'll let a random female from the crowd answer this...


"Every woman complains about Slowtini's wood... small and takes forever to get it up."

Thank you random Comic Con person dressed like Sakura from Naruto.

Did Slowtini just successfully combine two philosophical questions into one?

Is that even possible?

Another answer from a random Comic Con attendee:

"I doubt this Slowtini has any philosophical components to his being... or functioning gray matter either.  Love the fox tail."

Thanks, I like my tail too.

To answer if it is possible, no... no it isn't, this is Slowtini we are speaking of after all.

[Darkdragon]

@Azlan-What is the secret you speak of? (それは秘密です - lit. That is a secret)

Why is there so much apathy for good penmanship and proper grammar?

[Gabi]

@Azlan-What is the secret you speak of? (それは秘密です - lit. That is a secret)

Why is there so much apathy for good penmanship and proper grammar?

Ask Xellos. Odds are he won't tell either, but he knows.

Because there are too many lazy and apathetic people in general.

[Slowtini]

If time flies, then why do clocks run?

[Kenji]

If time flies, then why do clocks run?

To work their buns and thighs.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Is it true that if girls sleep on their stomachs, it's harder for them to breath?

I saw it on an episode of bleach, so I was just wonderin'.

[Gabi]

Is it true that if girls sleep on their stomachs, it's harder for them to breath?

I saw it on an episode of bleach, so I was just wonderin'.

Only if the blankets are too heavy... or if they sleep face-down in which case the pillow would block the access for the air. But it's no different for girls from what it is for boys, if that's what you're asking. Our respiratory systems are the same.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Only if the blankets are too heavy... or if they sleep face-down in which case the pillow would block the access for the air. But it's no different for girls from what it is for boys, if that's what you're asking. Our respiratory systems are the same.

I think the query Castle Pokemetroid wanted to ask is "do the breasts get in the way of breathing?"

The problem with that query is that the only people who are really qualified to answer the question are the transgender folk, since they're the only people with experience of lying on their front both with and without breasts. I should go ask one of them, when next I see my friend on email...

Unrelatedly, why is it that people are so militantly stupid, as a whole?

[ShadesFox]

Only if the blankets are too heavy... or if they sleep face-down in which case the pillow would block the access for the air. But it's no different for girls from what it is for boys, if that's what you're asking. Our respiratory systems are the same.

I think the query Castle Pokemetroid wanted to ask is "do the breasts get in the way of breathing?"

The problem with that query is that the only people who are really qualified to answer the question are the transgender folk, since they're the only people with experience of lying on their front both with and without breasts. I should go ask one of them, when next I see my friend on email...

Unrelatedly, why is it that people are so militantly stupid, as a whole?

Well, the beginning of the end was agriculture.  10,000 years ago some jackass in Turkey thought that it would be a good idea.  Then people started getting smarter, since they did not have to devote every moment of everyday to trying to get something to eat.  Problem is that soon people got so smart that no one could have a general knowledge of everything, and you had to have specialists.  These specialists were smart in one area, but dumb in others.  As the body of knowledge in one area grew more had t o be given up to be smart in that one area.  Thus, today, people can either be smart about one thing, dumb about everything else, or generally stupid about everything.

[Darkdragon]

Why are some specialist fields much more popular than others, say, being a specialist in sextant use.