Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Slowtini]

I require a stapler, seven children, some plywood, some nails, a hammer, and a blowtorch. Where should I get said supplies?

[Lushin]

I require a stapler, seven children, some plywood, some nails, a hammer, and a blowtorch. Where should I get said supplies?

Mexico

[Slowtini]

Exactly how is this fox "All Purpose"

Does the fox have crazy fold out utilities, is one claw usable as a screwdriver, another as scissors, another as pliers, etc. etc.

[Lushin]

Exactly how is this fox "All Purpose"

Does the fox have crazy fold out utilities, is one claw usable as a screwdriver, another as scissors, another as pliers, etc. etc.

It's just a Macgiver fox.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Is it true that canada is planning to blow up the pentagon, or that Pres Bush caused an earthquake in china by smashing a butterfly?

[Lushin]

Is it true that canada is planning to blow up the pentagon, or that Pres Bush caused an earthquake in china by smashing a butterfly?

Yes yes it's all true. Now I have some ocean front property in Arizona I would like to talk about selling you.

[Zedd]

What did ever happen to the good shows something like...Pete and Pete?

Whats the best way to defend yourself against a giant chicken?

Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?

[Lushin]

What did ever happen to the good shows something like...Pete and Pete?

Whats the best way to defend yourself against a giant chicken?

Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?

Not that many people liked them so they where canceled.

Shoot it in the head with a .44 caliber gun

Cause most humans have a fear of snakes. It's been bred into them.

[Darkdragon]

Where can I get a seven iron club, a deck of tarot cards, an electron microscope, a tablespoon of a neuron star, a copy of The Divine Comedy in original Italian, and some freshly picked Hylocereus Undatus?

[Slowtini]

How much Chuck could Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris?

[VSMIT]

(Aimed at Shades)
Why did you stop doing the "Adventures of Gidi Honorhill?"

[ShadesFox]

Where can I get a seven iron club, a deck of tarot cards, an electron microscope, a tablespoon of a neuron star, a copy of The Divine Comedy in original Italian, and some freshly picked Hylocereus Undatus?

In Kenya.  Ask Alondro about it.

How much Chuck could Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris?

Takes Slowtini, puts him in a truck, made out of meat.  The sexiest kind of meat.

(Aimed at Shades)
Why did you stop doing the "Adventures of Gidi Honorhill?"

Inspiration ran dry, I may try and revive it when I can spend more time thinking about it.

[Slowtini]

What kind of meat?

[Azlan]

What kind of meat?

You aren't old enough to know that...

[yakanaj]

What kind of meat?

You aren't old enough to know that...

I'm old enough to know that. Can I know what kind of meat? Can I make a stew out of said meat and Slowtini? What should I put in said stew? Would anyone like to try it with me?

[ShadesFox]

What kind of meat?

You aren't old enough to know that...

I'm old enough to know that. Can I know what kind of meat? Can I make a stew out of said meat and Slowtini? What should I put in said stew? Would anyone like to try it with me?

Steak.  Premium, rare steak.  From range fed cows.  From Argentina.  Hard to get these days with the farmer strike and all that.  And one does not put that kind of meat into a stew.  Still, a Slowtini stew...

[Darkdragon]

Why is some history so boring? I mean, history is filled with war and strife, but yet learning about how so-and-so group of people did this in the morning and that in the afternoon is rather dull in comparison.

[e_voyager]

Gabi has found a saving grace.
is Gabi happier now?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What can I do to get inspired on something?

[Roureem Egas]

Why is some history so boring? I mean, history is filled with war and strife, but yet learning about how so-and-so group of people did this in the morning and that in the afternoon is rather dull in comparison.

It's the time when nothing really goes on. Day to day life is largely uninteresting to most.

Gabi has found a saving grace.
is Gabi happier now?

I would guess so.

What can I do to get inspired on something?

Just keep at it.

[Slowtini]

What kind of meat?

You aren't old enough to know that...

I'm old enough to know that. Can I know what kind of meat? Can I make a stew out of said meat and Slowtini? What should I put in said stew? Would anyone like to try it with me?

Steak.  Premium, rare steak.  From range fed cows.  From Argentina.  Hard to get these days with the farmer strike and all that.  And one does not put that kind of meat into a stew.  Still, a Slowtini stew...

That does not sound nutritious, nor does it sound delicious.
-noms on the steak-

[Slowtini]

What is the meaning of this?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Why do nukes look like mushrooms when they explode?

[e_voyager]

is it wrong to fear for your soul?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Can there be something thinner than thin?

[Slowtini]

Can there be something thinner than thin?

Ya' see, I don't know if I'm allowed to answer questions here, but I do have something to say about that.

Yep' there IS something thinner than thin, and her name is Nicole Richie.

[e_voyager]

is it normal to feel pain in your dreams?

[ShadesFox]

What is the meaning of this?

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Why do nukes look like mushrooms when they explode?

It's a warning.  Don't eat the shrooms.  They are bad.

is it wrong to fear for your soul?

No more so then it is to fear for the billion dollar bill you have in the bank.

Can there be something thinner than thin?

When you are all dead and stuff you become quite thin.

Can there be something thinner than thin?

Ya' see, I don't know if I'm allowed to answer questions here, but I do have something to say about that.

Yep' there IS something thinner than thin, and her name is Nicole Richie.

Ya' see, there is this list at the beginning.  That is the list of approved answer givers.  Check it for your name real quick.
*Proceeds to stab Slowtini in the back.*

is it normal to feel pain in your dreams?

Sure... perfectly normal...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ya' see, there is this list at the beginning.  That is the list of approved answer givers.  Check it for your name real quick.

Am I allowed to edit it to add my name? ;-]

[Gabi]

llearch, you had a chance to join the team once and you rejected it. Now it's too late for that.