Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately the part of the spork that didn't break was sharp and pointy...

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, it's now stuck in his thigh... ouch.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Fortunately, he didn't need that thigh anyways.
*biff it*
Optional:
Nobody really likes that much poultry anyway.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he does need that piece of spork... and it's really stuck.

[Zedd]

Fortunately, I was there to help him out in his crisis of need even if he doesnt say thanks to me much

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately you were in no mood to help him out on this particular occasion.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately Zedd was entertained as Dan hopped around like a hairless yowler monkey in his loincloth.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, the guards weren't amused and hauled them both off to a prison cell.

[Zedd]

Fortunately, It had free basic cable!

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately it had no television set.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Fortunately dan was able to pull the offending piece of spork  from his leg in time to stabe one of the guards and make a break for it...leaving Zedd behind to have his way with the other guard, a small roo rat sized guard who looks almost exactly like jyrras.

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, that IS Jyrras, and now he's got Zedd staring him down like he's lunch...

[Zedd]

Fortunately, I do him a favor and swallow down his sarrow he's built up through the years

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, Charline shows up to cause more misery to the horribly overabused roo-rat

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, in the confusion that Charline causes, Dan is able to save Jyrras and get them both to safety.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, Charline follows them.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, Zedd distracts her long enough for Dan and Jy to lose her.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately, as a result  Jyrras has now developed a man crush on Dan.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, they have already had that little talk so Jy is able to repress those feelings... at least until they're completely out of harms way.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately the guard he stabbed was Merlitz in disguise and now the tigerman is now very pissed ...with the flaming  wings and everything.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, Dan's incubi powers instinctively kick in and they have an epic battle, but find themselves evenly matched... so they decide to settle things with a game of poker.

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, everyone has one too any drinks and the game become strip poker...then Aaryanna shows up and finds her boyfriend, Merlitz, playing it...

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately she decides to join the game.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately, this gives Dark Pegasus the opportunity he was waiting for to possess daniel with his ghostly powers of evil.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, Dan's cubi powers come to the rescue again and block Dark Pegasus at every turn.

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, this still means we now have two unstable drunk cubi, an unstable drunk fire mage, and an unstable drunk supergenius roo-rat all playing strip poker. Just try saying this situation isn't going to explode like a powder keg any second

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately everyone's enjoying the game right now.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, Dark Pegasus decides to possess Jy instead.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, Jyrras--and the others--are so inebrated that it's absolutely pointless.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, Dark Pegasus is persistant.