Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, we're going to move swiftly onto a totally different subject, and he gets picked up by a tribe of pygmy elephants.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, they're pink so he thinks they're figments of his imagination... and that he might be drunk.

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, they manage to persuade him otherwise.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, as a result -he- manages to get -them- drunk.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately they offer him a ride the the land of hot girls and fun gadgets

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, by "hot girls" they mean "female lavamen" and by "fun gadgets" they mean... well... you don't wanna know what they mean by that.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunately, lavaMEN can't be female (or male, apparently), so they decide to let the guy go.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he's stuck on the planet of lavamen.

[Zedd]

Fortunately, He has plenty of water to hose them down with coolness making them turn into stiff molten rock!

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, the hose has too many leaks in it.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunately, that causes it to spray more, making it's job better.

[Azlan]

Unfortunately, we've switched his current brand of water with new and improved gasoline... let's see if he notices.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately he does notice and runs for dear life.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, he doesn't run fast enough.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately he is rescued by a malfunctioning transporter beam aboard the Starship Enterprise...leaving one version of him on the surface to face a horrifying death, and another one safely aboard  the starship sipping off a frappichino.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, the one sipping off a frappichino is the evil version.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately, the good one survives and escapes the planet surface completely unharmed with super metrosexual powers he gained from the crab people... but he's totally not gay.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately no one cares.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately we can declare this entire arc a dream, a horrible horrible dream, and start over from scratch.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately we find that the dreamer is Daniel Ti Fiona, warrior for hire, One who fell unconscious as a result of Dark Pegasus blowing farts in his face. Dan is helplessly  chained to a wall, and awaits freedom. 

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, a rescue party was just about to arrive.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, it was arriving at the wrong place.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately there were still people there to be rescued.

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, that means that Daniel is now helplessly subject to anything Dark Pegasus wants to do to him...

[GabrielsThoughts]

Fortunately Dan only has to sit through three dyslexic  poetry readings, a reading of all seven Harry Potter books (or equivalent) and a rendition of kitty-cat rodeo ...all preformed by Dark Pegasus as he plucked individual hairs out of Dan's body with tweezers over the course of six very painful weeks. 

Thankfully help is still on the way.

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, that's all still really &$@%ing bad!

[GabrielsThoughts]

Fortunately, Dark Pegasus was a kind jailer as on his birthday he gives all prisoners their fill of ale.  After chugging several  goblets of ale Dan discovered a spork hidden in a bowl dragon tail stew.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, it's flimsy and half melted and practically useless.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Fortunately(?), many things in life are, so he manages to make it suffice.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately it breaks before he can do anything useful with it.