Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately he's now too drunk and too smitten with Aaryanna's boobs to possess anyone.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately being a ghost, even an inebriated one, Dark Pegasus still manages to posses ... DEATH BRINGER.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, Jy (even in his drunken state) is able to extract Dark Pegasus from Deebs.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Unfortunately the spirit of Dark Pegasus now possesses Jyrrass, and they are stuck that way...as in the way Judas is attached to eve... Jyrrass starts dressing up as  Blood Rayne  and goes on a killing rampage that would make Aniz, Kria, and Drip proud every time  time the Roo Rat's blood is spilled.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately that was all just a drunken rant from Dark Pegasus instead of really happening since he's still too drunk to take possession of anyone or anything.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he's done ranting now...

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately he's too preoccupied with Aaryanna's boobs to possess anyone or anything.

[gh0st]

unfortunatly for Dark Pegasus anyways Aaryanna sees him and and put's his soul in a plastic bottle and burns it with a flamethrower.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately she's quite alright with the others admiring her boobs.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, I dont cause I have my reasons and I get sick and loose my buzz thanks to Aaryanna.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, (for the others) Lorenda walks in after just waking up and is annoyed by Zedd, and eats him like she did those salesmen...

[gh0st]

unfortunately those sales men come back to haunt lorenda and her mother forever

[Zedd]

Fortunately, I burst from Lorendas ribcage and leave the game and letting the DMFA cast deal with their own problems

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately this game must make way for a new unfortunate/Fortunate thread, because threads usually wrap themselves up by the 25th page.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, I'll start the new one once a mod decides to do something with this one

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, the mods are waiting for page 30, or 900 posts. :-P

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately, that means we can keep going with this one.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, Everyone spent their freetime riding the Vomit Comet rollercoaster

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, everyone went to ride the Smooth Moves rollercoaster after that.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Unfortunately we only have time for one more story so let's get the ball rolling.






There was once a girl who bought a Squirrel costume from...."Spells R Us", and I believe that is unfortunate enough for the next poster.

[gh0st]

fortunatly i really can't think of a witty remark

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, I can.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, I've come to the rescue.  It seems that the squirrel costume had a spell woven into it that allowed the wearer to become a squirrel, and change back at will.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, that meant only when Wil Wheaton was in the room...

[GabrielsThoughts]

Fortunately the truth is she can turn into a boy as long as she is in the presence of anyone else.

[gh0st]

unfortunately for me i have no idea who wil wheaton is so I'm just going to leave it at poop

[Zedd]

Fortunately Wilford Brimley comes along with everyone so people can understand Quaker Oatmeal is the best,Liberty medical helps you with all you diabeetus needs,and gives you copies of Cocoon 1 & 2, and Ewoks:The Battle for Endor with his autographing!

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, none of that has anything to do with the girl in the squirrel costume... which she abandons for something more appropriate... like a police officer's uniform.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, it's a police uniform of the Erossus Knights. ;-]

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, she mistakenly takes the male counterpart of those uniforms.