Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately, it wasn't really a mistake.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, she couldn't buy it because it was a floor model.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Fortunately she was able to buy the female model of the costume, but for all the trouble she had getting it on, all it accomplishes is making her look like a Naughty Squirrel wannabe...like Mab dressed in a kinky leather and lace number from victoria's Secret...

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, now no one's going to be able to look at Mab without picturing her in that...

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately that's not really an unfortunately. 

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately... that's very very true.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, we can now move on with the story, and start talking about how the girl in the Squirrel Costume is getting on.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, she's not getting on very well.  The other costume she bought doesn't fit.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, she still has the original Squirrel Costume.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately since she's now fused with the squirrel costume that isn't helping...all she can think about is nuts.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, she likes nuts.

[gh0st]

unfortunatly the girl in the squirrel costum got married with a guy in a magical squirrel costum  had ten children all wearing squirrel costums and they all lived happily ever after

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately that means I get to pick the next story...again.



Spells R' Us is a magical store which specializes in turning people into furries or  big breasted hotties. Fortunately Steve walked out of the store unharmed.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he's being followed by an employee hellbent on turning him into a big breasted hottie.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Fortunately Steve loses the employee in the parking lot outside, when a huge meteorite crashes into the taco bell across the street, creating a giant mutant burrito that wishes to destroy the city.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he runs into another one, only this one is hellbent on turning him into a furry.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Fortunately the burrito hellbent on turning him into a furry doesn't want to destroy the city.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, it -does- manage to turn him into a furry.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, it's only temporary.

(Burrito?  WTF?)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, "temporary" is a vague concept that, in this case, stretches to, oh, a couple of thousand years.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, in this case, it's 15 minutes.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately after the 15 minutes he then becomes a female furry, and Steve still has to take down the mutant burritos.

[gh0st]

fortunately after fifteen minutes of hiding he not only becomes a girl but the mostly forgotten sailor moon

[GabrielsThoughts]

Unfortunately it's the day Sailor moon got her powers from Luna...and she hasn't shaved her legs in a week making her furry.

[Zedd]

Fortunately, The best way of defeating the monster mexican meal is by consuming it

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately the burrito is the size of a  car. and Sailor moon would have to physically n hinge her jaw like this  in order to consume 1/10 of the burrito.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, they've got a world-class competetive eater who's more than willing to take the challenge of eating thos giant burrito.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, said world-class competitor fails.

[gh0st]

fortunately poof ten other world class eating machines come

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately upon sight of the giant mutant burritos, they all suddenly decide to go into retirement.