Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Zedd]

Unfortunately where all stuck on a inline flight movie to see "The Man"

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunatly, the power went out in the plane, so they didn't need to whatch it.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Unfortunately, planes need power to fly.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, they don't need power to fly -down-.

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately flying down is just another term for falling in style.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately the hydraulics still work, so the plane can glide.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, it's a modern jet, and has all the gliding capability of a brick.

A very large, heavy brick.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately skeezy the undead reindeer saw that the plane was in trouble.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately she has her own issues to deal with.

[Zedd]

fortunately the plane had parashuctes

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately there were only enough for the flight crew. And there they go.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Fortunately, Ted Striker was on the plane.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, he still had his drinking problem to contend with.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Fortunately AA was on the line.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately American Atheist was too busy in las vegas helping signing autographs

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, Alcholics Anonymous was actually on the phone with him.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately the plane landed during this call.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, the plane landed in canada.  Now the boy can go and see Delilah!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Unfortunately, the plane was still pilotless and powerless when it landed, so it was more like crashing.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunately, they can still sue.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately their attorney is Lionel Hutz.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, the airline has no jurisdiction in Canada so the passengers on the plane win by default.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately the only passenger who survived was Delilah's Bo, and the 200billion dollar settlement was in Canadian dollars. making it 23 cents on the dollar less than American currency.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, that's still a lot of money... and more than enough for cab fare to Delilah's house.

[LionHeart]

Unfortunately, the cab driver didn't speak English very well, and took him to the wrong address.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Fortunately it was only a two minute jog to get to the right place.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, He was found with chicken pox

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Fortunately Chicken Pox is actually a very nice fellow.

[Fuyudenki]

Unfortunately, he was found with the disease, not the person.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Fortunately, he hadn't actually contracted it, he just had it... in a jar.