Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately he was shipped back home because they convicted him of infecting people with a contagious disease.

[Angel]

Fortunately he knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a pilot.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, that pilot just got his pilot license... five minutes ago.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately he's Eddie Rickenbacker (or however you spell his name), the American Ace of Aces, as he went through a time portal to the future and learned how to fly modern planes.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately for Eddie, he gets a case of future shock and goes ballistic as soon as he's put in a plane.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately Juan can walk. that's what we're calling him now

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, Delilah's dad has some names for him that can't be repeated in polite company.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately he never keeps polite company.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, doing so brings down on him the wrath of his wife, and Delilah.

[Zedd]

Fortunately everyone lived cause of minor burns and a pool full of skittles

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately, reality set in and they were all part of a governmet experiment to see if marshmallows land butter side down.

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, the experiment was a success, and they were all given a bonus for their participation.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, It was the runners up prize so they get free lessons on nude skydiving with the eldery

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, that's not what Juan and Delilah are here for!

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately that's all they're going to get.





There once was a man from Nantucket named Steve who was fortunate enough to be the first civilian launched into space with an income lower than $25,000 usd per year.

[Angel]

Unfortunately, he's afraid of heights.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunately, he gets to go to space.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, he's staying there.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunately, he likes space ever since he was a little kitten.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, They dont have the icecream he likes

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Fortunately he's somewhat of a scientist, and found a way to synthesize his own.

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately he has to use his own urine to do so.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, when in space, astronauts already drink their own pee... and sweat...and bathwater... after it's been recycled!

(While astronauts can usually pack enough food to last them long enough to either go back to Earth or wait for another supply shuttle, water is too big, heavy, and dense to be transported in large enough quantities to last any meaningful length of time on it's own. Because it's obviously logistically impossible to continuously shuttle supplies up to any human in space, scientists had to come up with a way to make sure th astronauts always had their water when they needed it. For all long-term space missions, waste collection and recycling systems were designed to operate at near-100% efficiency. So yes, they do drink their own urine. Sounds disgusting? Think again. The recycled water on a spaceship or space station is usually cleaner and more pure than any bottled water )

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, He woke up in a public pool when someone said the word "Doodie!"

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Fortunately, that meant he was back on Earth and had discovered a rift for instant transportation back to space, which he patented to make millions.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately he was sued by a patent troll firm and never got a cent.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, two weeks later a detective uncovered scandal and corruption in the firm, and Steve got his patent and his rift back!

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, that detective wasn't cheap, and while he does have the patent and the rift, he has none of the money.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, that doesn't bother Steve much, because Steve already has a well-paying job to have the money to go on a space trip in the first place.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately that means he's a man whore.