Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately so is drake

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunately, from all the time he's spent it the ocean, the poodle monkey transformation runs out, so the reindeer dosen't fear him no mo.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately drake is a deerophobe.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately,  he is unafraid as in his desperation his mind is unable to cope with the idea that a reindeer could fly, and  so he mistakes the reindeer for a giant squirrel... a giant flying squirrel with a big glowing red nose named Rudolfo (because Rudolf is lame) 

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Unfortunately, he thinks he's too heavy for the squirrel, and that they'll do what the titanic *coughandonmytestonmathcough* did. Crash and sunk.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately Drake was to desperate to care and latched on to Rudolfo and was carried off to the north pole.

[Angel]

Unfortunately, it's rather cold there, and since Drake had just been swimming, he now has little drops of ice clinging to his fur.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately the reason Drake has fur is because his body transformed into a Pomeranian...who looks exactly like magic.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, now he's frozen since pomeranian fur with ice in it is not a good insulator.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately north pole Santa Thaws him out.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately it really south pole furry santa. and rudolpho is actually skeezy the undead reindeer bitch.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately Skeezy's heart started beating again and she  rescued Drake and whisked him off to the north pole...the real north pole, you know the wild frontier  with hookers and beer.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately they don't have red lights for air planes

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately they have green ones instead.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, the reindeer has an eye condition where he cannot see the color green.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately Skeezy still has the ability to  perceive light.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, Drakes water breaks like there was a flash flood

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, the reindeer was able to land safely.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Unfortunatly, Drake ended up in a snowbank five miles away for some reason.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately snow is a good insulateor

[Zedd]

Unfortunatly for Drakes kin are evil little hell spawns that bite hard

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately nobody understands the ramblings of the crazy Zedd person, and Drake landed safely with Skeezy in one of  Santa's  forced labor camps.

[Angel]

Unfortunately, he is then mobbed by elves for money, food and candy.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately drake finnaly sees santa.


there once was a girl in canada named delilah she had a lover in peru too bad her dad did not like him. she now has to get daddy on her side and her lover to canada.

fortunately he's a likeable fellow

[Angel]

Unfortunately, due to distance and money problems, he can't visit and show her dad what a likable fellow he is.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately for Delilah  the boy she fell in love with  with online hooked up with a terrorist organization peaceful group of Muslim freedom fighters on their way to American Canadian Soil.

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately george bush

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately impeachment!

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately Dick Cheney. 

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, all the confusion this is causing has made a great window of opportunity for Delilah to get her boy into Canada.