Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately no one had any kryptonite on hand.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately he knew a black market dealer

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, that dealer is in Cuba.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately he was from chile and is now in brazil so it's on the way.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Unfortunately, the fleas seam to be causing drake to grow a healthy layer of fur...pink fur.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately he just delusional from the blood loss

[Rammenstein]

Unfortunately, that means he's lost a whole F-ing lot of blood.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately the fleas are holding onto it for him.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately spontaneously becoming a catgirl, is cause for alarm when one of the passengers starts to question the physics behind Drake and his backwards leg.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately he isnt becomeing a catgirl....just a frog girl

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, He has a strange taste for bugs bigger than his ego

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunately, that means he can eat any bug he wants.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Unfortunately the fleas give Drake gas, and cause his body to transform into something else.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, it just makes him turn back to his normal self, with his leg set the right way this time.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, he's still nowhere near the North Pole.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately he still has enough gass to get him halfway there

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, he has no vehicle for that gas to power.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, he can make good time walking while he's trying to thumb a ride.

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately FURRY SANTA offered him a ride and a drink of a weird green drink.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately, Drake thinks the green tea tastes weird and decides not to take the ride.

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately he dosen't have to, seeing as the green tea had a cemical in it that turned drake into a very curvy poodlemonkey. furry santa likes poodlemonkies.

[Angel]

Fortunately, poodlemonkeys are very quick and agile, so Drake easily escapes Furry Santa's pervy grip.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, he escaped right over the edge of a cliff.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, this story isn't really about Drake.  It's really about Harvey, the South American ninja who is on a quest to get revenge for the death of his best friend who was killed by a rival ninja clan based in Argentina.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, Ryudo is just reading the synopsis of the latest 4Kids mangling of a decent anime series. Drake is still falling off the cliff.

[Angel]

Fortunately, he's still a poodlemonkey, meaning he has a prehensile tail, so he uses that and both hands to grab a sturdy branch protruding from the cliff's edge.

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately his new set of boobs add more interia and momentum makeing it hard for him to hold on

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, since that made no sense, Drake was able to climb back up.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately Drake noticed a snake getting ready to strike at the top of wherever he fell from.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately it was just a downed powerline