Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Unfortunatly, the powerline was sitting in gasoline.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately, the line wasn't energized.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, the gasoline fumes were getting to him.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately Santa came down and rescued him...

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, It was south pole santa and they went down at his place and have friendly warm freaky jungle love!

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately  Drake escaped, and the layers of poodlemonkey fur protected him/her from the elements.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, now he's at the South Pole and about as far away from the real Santa as one can get.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately Drake befriends one of the lonely south pole elves.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately the elf is only after that freaky jungle love.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately it's a girl elf.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately Drake isn't interested in her.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately (for her) he dosn't have to be

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately Furry Santa' had discovered them...in the throws of passion.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately drake and the elf girl hop a plane to new mexico. pretty convinient the south pole has an air port.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, the plane runs out of fuel and crashes into the ocean.  Luckily Drake survives, but is now afloat in the middle of the ocean.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately the elf girl didn't and is now a meat raft for drake

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, her corpse is making quite a stink.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately, the elf girl's corpse appears to attract dolphins.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunetely the dolphins hate drake with a passion

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, the smell confuses the dolphins into helping him.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately the smell also attracts several schools of hungry Drake-eating sharks.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately the smell waers off!

[Azlan]

Unfortunately it is because the elf girl has become undead and tries to impale Drake with a Dolphin.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunately, the dolphin see this and try to stop her while Drake tries to escape.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he still has the sharks to contend with.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately an immortal reindeer with a big shiny nose happens to be on his summer vacation and spots  a poor poodle monkey defending his/herself from  a swarm of giant man eating sharks... and a bunch of undead dolphins.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, that reindeer can't do anything about it... this reindeer has an unnatural fear of sharks and poodle monkeys.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately he has a rocketlauncher

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, It only shoots snot rockets and fart bombs

[Angel]

Fortunately, the sharks and dolphins are easily grossed out.