Greetings...

[mabfan55]

Greetings from Ireland... Got hooked on the DMFA comic  and blundered my way here.
One big.....massive.......Hello to you all !

[techmaster-glitch]

Prepare yourself for the onslaught of the ClockWorkMansion Forums Welcome Wagon...I wish you luck. Nice knowin' ya.

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

HI! Welcome to this place of strangeness - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Watch out for the muffin-bearing squirrel, beware the talking box, avoid anyone in a gas mask, and be suspicious of mows or random attacks.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your stay here, where the insanity fun never stops.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Angel]

My grandparents are Irish, and I've always wanted to go there. Hello! Welcome to the forums, and beware of anything that looks explodey.

[Zedd]

Welcome to the forums..Its good to see you here and have a good time now...And watch out for broken steps

[Faerie Alex]

Please leave your remaining sanity at the door in the marked bins and remember to retain your claim ticket. All unclaimed sanity will be disposed of.

Thank you for choosing Clockwork Mansion.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Bill's an asshole.

[bill]

U2 sucks.

[xHaZxMaTx]

...K?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Wel... meh. I can't be bothered.

[xHaZxMaTx]

I don't think anyone can be bothered with Bill.  They can, however, be bothered by him.

[bill]

Wow, how clever, that should be on bumper stickers.

[TheGreyRonin]

Welcome, Mabfan! Come on in, enjoy yourself, relax!

Hm. Either Bill and Haz are engaged in some friendly rivalry, or some strange form of primitive mating ritual.


...dear God, let it be rivalry...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Oh, come on. Couldn't you just hear the pitter-patter of little Billfeet?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Little foxes with gasmasks.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Better than little pitchers with wheels...

[xHaZxMaTx]

[Darkmoon]

I agree, U2 does suck.

[Eowyn]

What Eowyn types- bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhrrrrr                       mmmmmvvviieeeee
What Eowyn says- Heart? moviemoviemovie!
What Eowyn means- Daddy says I am confusing Ireland with Scotland, the setting for my favorite movie.

[RJ]

HALLO THAR.

Okay, now that that's out of the way, I can give you my usual welcome present of muffins and I can be on my merry running-for-my-life way.

[Kryptic]

Eowyn watches rated R movies? Now that's good parenting. >,<

Hello Mabfan. I like Celtic-ness. Good dogs come from Celts. Like Corgi. (And Irish Wolfhounds, Collies, Irish Setters, Welsh Spaniels, and all sorts of other canine goodness... But mostly Corgi.)

Welcome to the insanity. Hope you packed a lunch.

[Darkmoon]

That sounded a tad judgmental there, yo.

[bill]

Krypitc has a point, I watched R-rated movies as a kid, and look how I turned out. 

[Aridas]

Yeah. Don't be like bill, or you're a lost cause.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Lost 'cause of what?

[Aridas]

'cause of everything.

[Miaka]

Krypitc has a point, I watched R-rated movies as a kid, and look how I turned out. 

not necesarily.
I watched Rocky Horror Picture Show not much older than Eowyn is, and I did fi-ohwait, nevermind.
>>

Welcome to the forums mabfan!

[Kryptic]

I'm just from a weird (Mormon) culture that has very little tolerance for things like that. It's what I get from growing up there. No offense to anyone - it just surprised me a little.

Personally, I watched Horse Whisperer (PG-13) when I was nine. I was scarred for a long time after. Horse flesh falling out and all infected and all. 

Kryptic is sorry if she offended anyone. 

[xHaZxMaTx]

My brother used to be Mormon... now he's agnostic.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'm just from a weird (Mormon) culture that has very little tolerance for things like that. It's what I get from growing up there. No offense to anyone - it just surprised me a little.

Personally, I watched Horse Whisperer (PG-13) when I was nine. I was scarred for a long time after. Horse flesh falling out and all infected and all. 

Kryptic is sorry if she offended anyone. 

No offense taken. Everyone is different. This is why it's up to the parents to clarify what they allow the child to watch - some children will watch things like, say, Lethal Weapon 4, and get the giggles. Some will watch it and get nightmares. *shrug* If Eowyn likes a particular R rated movie, then that's ok - as long as she's watching it with parental approval, and isn't upset by the troubles in it.

Besides, viewed from a particular perspective, Braveheart is a historically accurate movie, for which it should get brownie points. It wasn't very pleasant times, and we can be grateful that we live in better times. At least theoretically.