heloo....

[Darkmoon]

And NASCAR has always been an inferior sport.

[bill]

You don't want Tom Cruise on your ass, do you?

[Zina]

Zina is a double plus good mod.

Yep. I'm going to have it written on my gravestone, I am.

You don't want Tom Cruise on your ass, do you?

No one wants that. Not even the gays.

[Boog]

Welcome to the forums Ko- waitaminute, Kogitsune?
*Looks meaningfully at Cogidubnus and Kitsune Ascendant*

[Darkmoon]

Zina is a double plus good mod.

Yep. I'm going to have it written on my gravestone, I am.

You don't want Tom Cruise on your ass, do you?

No one wants that. Not even the gays.

Oh, I'm sure there's some really screwed up gay people out there...

[Zina]

Nope, I talked to them all. We had a town meeting. They said they didn't want none of that big ol' bag of crazy.

[superluser]

You don't want Tom Cruise on your ass, do you?

No one wants that. Not even the gays.

I thought Rosie had a thing for Tom?

[RJ]

SINCE FOREVER. Please keep up with these things.

And it's called tough love. We're jerks because we love you.
Except for me. And Darkmoon. And Bill. And Damaris. And Amber. And llearch.

I guess RJ loves you.
And that counts for something.

Why am I always the good cop? Those muffins don't explode into showers of sparkly hearts, good will and rainbows, you know.

*cough* Since you like Japanese...

Ohayo gozaimasu, Kogitsune-chan. Youkoso! Watashi no namae wa Raine desu. Demo... RJ to yon-de kudasai!

Eh... Watashi wa jouzu-ni nihongo ga hanase masen... >_>

Free muffins to whoever can figure that out (because I have no idea myself). 

[Zina]

Eh... Watashi wa jouzu-ni nihongo ga hanase masen... >_>

Gonna be a bit of a grammar nazi, and tell you that "Watashi wa Nihongo wo hanasu ga heta desu" is probably more correct.
Typically(and correct me if I'm wrong with this, because I haven't used Japanese in about a year), jouzu is used only with positive, whereas you should use heta with the negative. Either way, if you want to say you're bad at something, it'd probably just be easiest to simply use heta.

[nikename2]

Hmmm, muffins, or the very last shred of my sanity........decisions decisions.....

Oh welcome!

[Jim Halisstrad]

HELLO NEW PERSON.
"Stay a while and listen!  "

[RJ]

Eh... Watashi wa jouzu-ni nihongo ga hanase masen... >_>

Gonna be a bit of a grammar nazi, and tell you that "Watashi wa Nihongo wo hanasu ga heta desu" is probably more correct.
Typically(and correct me if I'm wrong with this, because I haven't used Japanese in about a year), jouzu is used only with positive, whereas you should use heta with the negative. Either way, if you want to say you're bad at something, it'd probably just be easiest to simply use heta.

That's my 'Today Zina Taught Me Something New' moment done for the day.

[Kogitsune]

*cough* Since you like Japanese...

Ohayo gozaimasu, Kogitsune-chan. Youkoso! Watashi no namae wa Raine desu. Demo... RJ to yon-de kudasai!

Eh... Watashi wa jouzu-ni nihongo ga hanase masen... >_>

Free muffins to whoever can figure that out (because I have no idea myself).  buck teeth

uh... okay... can't understand some of it, but I think it says:
Good morning, Kogitsune, ...... My name is Raine?... That's about all I can read... I'm still learning, okay!?

[Zedd]

Can I have your SOUL?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Why am I always the good cop? Those muffins don't explode into showers of sparkly hearts, good will and rainbows, you know.

*cough* Since you like Japanese...

Ohayo gozaimasu, Kogitsune-chan. Youkoso! Watashi no namae wa Raine desu. Demo... RJ to yon-de kudasai!

Eh... Watashi wa jouzu-ni nihongo ga hanase masen... >_>

Free muffins to whoever can figure that out (because I have no idea myself). 

.. being a good cop involves breaking rule 8, thoroughly? :-]

[RJ]

Why am I always the good cop? Those muffins don't explode into showers of sparkly hearts, good will and rainbows, you know.

*cough* Since you like Japanese...

Ohayo gozaimasu, Kogitsune-chan. Youkoso! Watashi no namae wa Raine desu. Demo... RJ to yon-de kudasai!

Eh... Watashi wa jouzu-ni nihongo ga hanase masen... >_>

Free muffins to whoever can figure that out (because I have no idea myself). 

.. being a good cop involves breaking rule 8, thoroughly? :-]

Okay, so maaaybe that was somewhat intentional... 

I'll go back to my hiding-hat now.

[Darkmoon]

Zina is talking in tongues!

Quick! Burn her! Burn her until the devil is cleansed from her ashes!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

.. but she's heavier than a duck...

[xHaZxMaTx]

Yargh, deja vu.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Have you seen this one before, then? :-]

[TheGreyRonin]

 Zina is heavier than a duck, and a mod? Man, I need to pay attention better...

Welcome to the forum, Fox-child-furry-thinger! I'm a bit late, but I hope your stay is quite enjoyable.

[Kogitsune]

Can I have your SOUL?

Um.... noo..........

And thank you everyone! I love the Monty Python reference. Best. movie. EVER. (well, one of them....) Ni!

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Why am I always the good cop? ...

Because someone has to, and it's no good expecting them to do it - they'd probably sprain something...

Welcome, Kogitsune. I believe you have recieved all the standard bu... er, greetings and information, so:

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Kogitsune]

*looks at coffee mug* cool!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Hey!

Dammit, LionHeart, I've told you - that's *my* coffee cup.

*steals it back* muttermutterfreakingfeefmuttermutter

[Tapewolf]

I'm terribly sorry, but this had to be done.
http://www.jpmorris.force9.co.uk/music/mw_clothes.mp3

(There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Morrowind binge.)

Welcome to the forum, by the way.

[LionHeart]

Hey!

Dammit, LionHeart, I've told you - that's *my* coffee cup.

*steals it back* muttermutterfreakingfeefmuttermutter

And I've told you that is not your coffee mug. This is yours. *holds it out with tongs*

It's easily recognisable by the fact that it has not been rinsed out, much less washed up, in the last decade. In fact, the residue in the bottom has nearly achieved sentience.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Nearly?

Dammit. I've been waiting for something worth chatting to for -ages-...