Heyllo peoplez! New in deh forums!

[Psychogirl]

Hello, I'm new here in the forum (as stated in the title).
Anybody wanna say hi to a crazy?   

[bill]

No. 

[Cogidubnus]

Yes. Hi.

[Faerie Alex]

I see you'll fit in nicely here.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Everyone here is crazy in one way or another, though no one ever says 'hi.'  What makes you so special?

[Jim Halisstrad]

How do we know that you're crazy?
Do you have an official bat-shit crazy card?

[Darkmoon]

No. 

For the win.

[Zedd]

Welcomes nice to meet you...My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the 3rd! Dont heztate to call...*whispers*

[Cogidubnus]

Welcomes nice to meet you...My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the 3rd! Dont heztate to call...*whispers*

Wow Zedd. It must really suck when you get stuff engraved.

[Suwako]

Hello, welcome, enjoy yourself here or everywhere for that matter.. 

[Zedd]

Welcomes nice to meet you...My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the 3rd! Dont heztate to call...*whispers*

Wow Zedd. It must really suck when you get stuff engraved.

I hate you call me by my real name 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Aaaah! Another newbie!


... fresh meat, woohoo! ;-]

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Greetings! Welcome to this refuge of strangeness.

Crazy is a way of life around here. Basically, everybody here is crazy - only the degree of it varies.

Don't trust llearch, beware of squirrel-borne muffins, and make sure that you have read the official rules.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your time here.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Psychogirl]

Wow! Some peolple actually said hi!

Well, I can see some of you don't like me already. I was expecting that.

Who wants to be friends with a noob anyways?

[Gabi]

It's not the newness. It's the spelling. It hurts! 

Nevertheless, hi.

[RJ]

Welcome to the forum, please accept this basket of yummy-yummy muffins I baked for you.

*runs for the hills*

[Darkmoon]

Wow! Some peolple actually said hi!

Well, I can see some of you don't like me already. I was expecting that.

Who wants to be friends with a noob anyways?

It's not that we don't like you, it's just that you write like a 12 year old AOLer high on pixie sticks... so we don't like you.

[Aridas]

Not really, Darkmoon... The words are actually spelled correctly, in coherent sentences with either little or no chatspeak. Couldn't EVER be an AOLer.

[superluser]

Not really, Darkmoon... The words are actually spelled correctly, in coherent sentences with either little or no chatspeak. Couldn't EVER be an AOLer.

Yup.  Seems more like this girl.

Sorry.  Don't mind me.  We're just having a little fun with the noob hazing.  Welcome.  I'm sure you'll fit in just fine.

Well, you might want to drop the ecstatic ``Oh I am so crazy'' shtick.

[Netami]

While you're at it, you may also want to pick up a different forum! Maybe one where people don't judge you by the correctness of your spelling, but the size of your heart.    

[Aridas]

Netami's post makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. GROUP SNUGGLE *sets up a cardboard ari-snuggle-prop and leaves the thread grumbling*

[Netami]

Yeah! Everyone just needs to put their egos aside and hug! And dance!

[xHaZxMaTx]

But I like my Legos.

[Netami]

Egos! Not legos!

You know, like presumptions, prejudices, opinions and differences?!

Yeeeeah, funk!

[superluser]

Egos! Not legos!

You know, like presumptions, prejudices, opinions and differences?!

Ego is Latin for `I.'  Are you saying that I'm nothing more than a bundle of presumptions, prejudices, opinions and differences?

[Netami]

Indeed! But enough talk... Have at you!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Leggo mah Eggos!

[Cogidubnus]

Leggo mah Eggos!

Quick! Appeal to pathos! 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

.. Not Athos or Aramis?

[Cogidubnus]

.. Not Athos or Aramis?

I was thinking more as opposed to logos and ethos. But those work too.