That "News" Thread

[King Of Hearts]

I like you... because you are fragile like glass...

*squee*

Ah the memories. I think Im gonna read the manga now hmm... hmm-- what the!?

*kicks manga version Kaworu Nagisa*

Everytime you masturbate to a girl in a Coma, An angel kills a kitten... please... think of the kittens.

[superluser]

The 24th is National Teach your Children to Save Day. I think it means to Ctrl + S on their assignments every few words.

I think you forgot a C-X in there.  Otherwise, you just get I-search.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Interesting, because my editor never gets a ^S. That sets XOFF, and you need a ^Q to set XON again...

[Gabi]

Funny. In some of the programs I have Ctrl+G means Save and Ctrl+S means Underline.

[superluser]

Hug an Aussie:
[RJ] [John Howard]

I don't know anyone who would prefer John Howard (whose name is not a euphemism) over RJ--and I've never even met RJ.

Well, unless they confuse Howard with Penfold.

[RJ]

Either you hug a furry squirrel or you hug furry eyebrows- take your pick.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Eyebrows?

I'd rather hug a squirrel, thanks.

[LionHeart]

I know I'd certainly prefer the squirrel. (And no, I have never met RJ either...)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

awww, nuts. What a dilemma.

No, thank you, I -wasn't- asking for nuts.... No, please. No. Keep it yourself. No. PLEASE....

[Janus Whitefurr]

That's right, everyone hug RJ. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Janus! *hugs*

[xHaZxMaTx]

Wha- no, he said hug RJ!

[Zedd]

*hugs an RJ,Janus and Hazzy all the same time*

[Aridas]

You just totally negated that hug's effectiveness by including a non-aussie

[xHaZxMaTx]

I'm just as Aussie as anyone else here.   Except for maybe the Aussies...

[Zedd]

Meh anyhow....It will be more fun hug RJ in person

[Gabi]

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena,
que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosas buenas.
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena.
¡Hey, Macarena!

[Paladin Sheppard]

>.> I think somones been watching Charlie the Unicorn too much...

[Zedd]

>.> I think somones been watching Charlie the Unicorn too much...

Ah crap they stole my kidney!

[superluser]

>.> I think somones been watching Charlie the Unicorn too much...

Indeed.  The Cloak (Kinda bloody, so NSFW) demands equal time!

So on the winds, we sail forth... on the sea of chalupas... CHALUPAS!
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king, he comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury.
My chalupas I DEFEND! From the king of the great chalupa sea!
With his arms of modern steam-powered engine of the future!
$6.99 for a value meal, $6.99 for a value meal.

[Dakata]

They've got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats, Candy wraps, choco bats, it's a wonderland of sweets. Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land. Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground, Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree. In the candy cave imagination runs so free, So now Bill please will you go into the cave.

DON'T DO IT BILL, IT'S A TRAP

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

When did you get here, Admiral?

[Gabi]

You mods and admins are having a lot of fun, aren't you?

[bill]

They've got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats, Candy wraps, choco bats, it's a wonderland of sweets. Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land. Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground, Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree. In the candy cave imagination runs so free, So now Bill please will you go into the cave.

DON'T DO IT BILL, IT'S A TRAP

IONO, MAN, IONO. 

[Zedd]

Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos.

The Jerk...A great Steve Martin movie

[superluser]

The 5th is Cartoonists' Day! So give Amber the respect she needs! Or else!! *fish-shake*

NOOOOO!  Not the limp fish handshake!  Anything but that!

*gives Amber the respect she deserves*
*Also gives Darkmoon the respect he deserves*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*Also gives Darkmoon the respect he deserves*

... "none" ?

[Gabi]

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

For a minute there, I thought that was Darkmoon in a tutu...

Still good, though. :-]

[Roureem Egas]

Wow. Now that I look at that picture, I notice Amber looks a lot like one of my friends from high school.

It's a nice picture.