Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, its the power is not fully under your control.



I wish for a copy of Amber's script for the next few strips.

Granted. You get $2000 Puerto Rican dollars. Have fun with that exchange rate, now...

If I recall corectly The prices in Peurto Rico were close to 300% higher than the averege cost of goods and services in Florida, but if I recall correctly they still use American money, and because I live in Las Vegas the cost of living is lower, so thank you for the generous donation.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted.

Unfortunately, the FBI have blacked out large segments of it. What you can read says something like "At.... the ..... third..... stroke ..... the ..... time ...... will ..............be...... three ..... seventeen ..... precisely."


Good luck figuring out the rest of it.


I wish I wasn't still awake.

[Valynth]

Granted you are now in a coma.

I wish I could party all day long without any negative side-effects.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you party all day, however your desire to paty all night is what's affecting you.

I wish I was a famous person.

[Valynth]

Granted, you are now assaulted by the paparazzi at every turn, even in your bath room.

I wish I could find a decent female date who isn't dating/seeing/married to anyone else.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, enjoy your corpse bride.


I wish for a sculpture to be made out of boogers and for critics to desire the act of licking it.

[Caswin]

I wish for a sculpture to be made out of boogers and for critics to desire the act of licking it.

Too bad for them, your sculpture is more heavily guarded than the Mona Lisa, and they cannot get past.  Then they realize - those boogers had to come from someone's nose.  Although there is no really compelling evidence, for want of any better ideas, they decide it must have been yours.
Licking time.

I wish someone would make a good Friday the 13th movie.

[Zedd]

It comes out and Jason and the teens have a lovey tea party and go rollerblading...And have alot fun! And Jason and his mom patch things up and everyone is so happy

I wish I had powers to look into other worlds with a indestucable wrist watch like device and it wont mess up space and time contuinem as we know it as I pass by them or die

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Unfortunately, being indestucable, it gets stuck to anything and everything. Including the side of that semi headed for the far coast of the states, for shipping overseas....

... have a nice trip... :-)


I wish I could get the forum code updated.

[Tiny crested flint]

(Don't we all.  I know i'm gonna get smited for this since no one wants to corrupt that wish but in the intrest of continuing the game...)

Granted and now you are given more responsibilities as administrator which everyone will keep bugging you about and you become a slave to your work.

I wish you would ignore me.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Gran.... now where'd he go?



I wish I'd gone to cuddle my wife. *leaves*

[Caswin]

It comes out and Jason and the teens have a lovey tea party and go rollerblading...And have alot fun! And Jason and his mom patch things up and everyone is so happy

I would totally watch that.

I wish I'd gone to cuddle my wife. *leaves*

Granted.  Good times were ahead.  Of course, having had gone, you are now back with none of the actual cuddling experience.

I wish Superfriends had kept going (It was just starting to get good.  Seriously.).

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, however the show just got super lame and everyone blames you for the new Anime character design, the show is over buget and the the plots all jump the shark.


I wish I could speak 20 different languages other than and including english.

[Tiny crested flint]

Granted. But you have no control over which of the 20 languages you speak at what time.  Every other word you say is in a different dialect making you fluent in gibberish.

I wish I could cook.

[Alan Garou]

Granted. You taste like pastrami.

I wish the karma system would go back to normal.

[Snuggles]

Granted, but it needed a bit of energy to help it and now the Karma system goes agaist you and only you. 

I wish that i had perfect control over computers/robots.

[e_voyager]

granted but now you've become one and DGE has perfect control over you Muh ha ha

i wish i had more influence in this world

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you have more influence in this world than than the rings of saturn.

I wish for all the knowledge of god the universe and everything, and not to be  a huge floatin brain or big headed neutron boy.

[Caswin]

I wish for all the knowledge of god the universe and everything, and not to be  a huge floatin brain or big headed neutron boy.

Nope.  Just a broken shell of a human being with all the knowledge in the universe and not remotely near enough power to process it.

Hm... deja vu.  Anyway, I wish for a shiny new bike that won't try to hurt, maim or kill anybody.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you are now repairman man and must repair the bycycles of supermen everywhere... bonus points if you catch the refrence, It is a bit obscure.


I wish I knew how to play a guitar.

[Alan Garou]

Granted. But the only song you know how to play is "John Jacob Jinklehiemer Smith." Soon, a mob forms in the nearby migraine research clinic, and comes to beat you to death with your own guitar.

I wish I knew who the news hacker was.

[Snuggles]

Granted but you only see his face, not a name.

I wish some video games were real.

[Valynth]

Granted, you are eaten by pac-man.

I wish was in a more populated section of the country.

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. Your home area is now the most mosquito-laden part of the country.

I wish for a miracle to happen in my Communications class, or for the paper I'll have to do for Ethnic Studies.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted.

In the middle of your communications class, a pillar of fire descends from the heavens and consumes your desk. It leaves nothing but the charred husk of what formerly held your books, it's remains dusting the floor, and an angelic choir singing hymns in the sudden silence; a hand appears from nowhere and writes the answers to your next test on the wall, but the characters are in an ancient and obscure language that only a prophet could interpret. A fishtank appears miraculously from the ashes of your desk, and the waters inside part to reveal a golden, .5mm liquid-tip pen. It explodes and stains your shirt. The hand and angels leave, and the miracle ends as quickly as it happened.

I wish I owned Barbados.

[Snuggles]

Granted... wrong barbados!!!

I wish that everyone was furry... weather they want to or not.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, the 10% percent of the world poulation that didn't die in agony durring the transformation process now seek your blood...unfortunately like everyone else your miscles have atrified and you are incapable of movement.

I wish for a hamburger, a good hamburger that isn't made from cloned beef, spoiled, or plastic.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You now have a hamburger made of soylent green.




I wish I'd already left for home.

[e_voyager]

granted but since you already left you not have to web post on your phone as your computers has be hijacked by several digital life forms as a living space. oh  and they can't be deleted.

i wish i could see a full rant bye either Widly or Des-lee form the audience.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You can see a full rant by either Wildy, or Destania, from the audience. Unfortunately, since both of them are ranting at you, full bore, at the same time, you can't make head nor tails of what they're saying.

You get the gist, however - you are doomed to spend the rest of your days attempting to communicate with people who aren't interested in attempting to listen to you. And they'll be right there making your life miserable, with the best of them.


I wish I didn't have to clean up after incompetent morons, and could instead just hang about here on the forum.