Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[e_voyager]

granted but you gain the doctor doom complex with the doctor evil success and the red shirt ensign survivability odds. good luck

i wish i have the ability to get more money whenever i wanted.

[Alan Garou]

Granted. However, it's stolen from the national bank, and you get put away for life on charges of conspiracy. Your cellmate is a crazed mechanic who takes you apart and makes you into a toaster.
I wish my window didn't have a crack in it.

[Angel]

Granted. Now the entire wall has a crack in it, but that window doesn't.

I wish I wasn't so naive.

[Caswin]

I wish I wasn't so naive.

All the mysteries of the universe are revealed unto you at once.  You become a gibbering husk without a hope of processing anything, and ironically wind up comprehending less than before. (Ah, Dark Phoenix, you so crazy...)

Speaking of Doctor Doom, I wish the 1980s Spider-Man show would air again.  The one without his Amazing Friends.

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately it's only the first episode over and over again.

I wish all nations were as free as the U.S.A.

*edited for clarity*

[Zedd]

Well you get your wish yet the fight starts up all up again and now we wish to kill aliens that try to break bread with us


I wish I had some large sum of cash right now to get a game I need

[Valynth]

(ooookay, that corruption made absolutely no sense.)
Granted, you are now in jail for counterfeiting.

I wish there were no more Monarcies, Theocracies, Dictatorships, or Communist Governments without causing the countries to devolve into Anarchists.

[e_voyager]

granted but now they are are gone compete with there land and population.

i wish i have remembered that the give the next posted thread was dead.

[Stygian]

Granted. You remembered, but it just saddened you, nothing else.

I wish that some people would stop being so blatant, and taking stuff so literally.

[Caswin]

I wish that some people would stop being so blatant, and taking stuff so literally.

The Corrupt-a-Wish game collapses.  Nice one.

I wish people would be more blatant.

[Alan Garou]

Granted. They show a blatant disregard for safety and you and your entire hometown are destroyed in a giant explosion.
I wish that I had a 1.5-foot long harmless garter snake for a pet.

[vulpesweasel]

granted. and you become best friends with him, so you decide to take him with you on a plane trip, where some big black guy gets angry and kills him. ^.^ I wish for cool hair!

[e_voyager]

granted you not grow icicles for hair enjoy

i wish more a better mastery of time

[Alan Garou]

Granted. However, you sneeze, and the timestream falls to pieces. Nothing is in order now, and everything is uncertain. Enjoy having a baffling and pointless existance.
I wish my assignment was shorter.

[Angel]

Granted. You have to write a twelve-word essay on the meaning of life. And "Forty-two" doesn't count. Good luck! ^_~

I wish I had the Hellsing OVA Special Edition DVD. And that it wasn't damaged in any way, shape or form.

[Caswin]

I wish I had the Hellsing OVA Special Edition DVD. And that it wasn't damaged in any way, shape or form.

Fine.  But it's hand-delivered by Montana Max.  Just so long as the DVD isn't damaged...

I wish I knew how or knew someone who knew how to make a decent website.

[Valynth]

Granted, you now know about a person who could make a decent website, but you are soon arrested for stalking.

I wish I could trade in my sense of humour for one that made sense.

[Snuggles]

Granted, your sense of humour is now corrupted to make sense to you and noone else

I wish i had the control over time

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately you don't move through space and end up in space.

I wish everything moved in bullet-time

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. Unfortunately, it takes so long to pour a cup of coffee that you die of old age.

I wish that I could make it rain on command.

[Valynth]

Granted, however it only rains specifically in the areas you designate and the nations of the world do not exactly approve of holding the world's rain supply.

I wish I could always find a parking spot at my college.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, however it is, unfortunately, always full of someone else's car.


I wish I'd been able to get the upgrades finished before I went live with them.

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately there are hundreds more bugs in them that you have to fix.

I wish I knew how to program computers.

[Snuggles]

Granted, but now computers are out dated.

I wish that i could draw better and that everyone would like.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted, but unfortunately, everyone starts to ask you for drawings and you get overwhelmed, and become crabby and irritable.

On that note, I wish that I could make people nice and calm on command.

[e_voyager]

granted but they become too calm and you are wanted for putting 8 people into coma's

i wish that i had all the tech i need to build a working gaydar.( i blame umlaut hose and surviving mars for this wish)

[Caswin]

i wish that i had all the tech i need to build a working gaydar.( i blame umlaut hose and surviving mars for this wish)

You wind up in a corner, hugging yourself, muttering "All the time... they're everywhere..."
And then comes the classic twist...
(No, I do not actually believe this, but I couldn't resist. )

I wish Hollywood would make a crossover movie.  Bourne/Bond.  Superman/Batman.  V/Batman.  Whatever.

[Snuggles]

Granted but they all suck big balls! 

I wish that i could live like i am living now forever.

[Valynth]

Granted, you are now stuck in a loop and must re-live the same day for the rest of your life.

I wish I could build my own nuclear reactor without radiation leakage or Government interferance.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted...but the president of the united stats has been in formed the terrorists have transformed you into one of the "my little pony" dolls...and we mut take action immediately by blowing up Iran.

I wish to be seventeen years old again.