Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[e_voyager]

granted but it's Jack the eviler toxic snow man and he wants a very bloody Christmas.

i wish few of my corruptions turned out this way.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, but you enjoy it, so everyone stops corrupting your wishes.


I wish I could actually focus on some work...

[Zedd]

Granted...You get a snowman and now he wants to kill you and his name is JackFrost and hes looking for your blood! And rape and kill all the girls! Anyhow..Enjoy your moments of your snowman on the loose

I wish for a lifesized Janus doll

[e_voyager]

Granted you know have raptor focus at work and none anywhere else which leads to complication in your life.

granted but a week later when you coworkers come looking for you all then find is  a life sizes Zedd plush and a note saying " thanks for the new lease on life" taped to it.

I wish Zed had corrupted Llearch's Wish instead of re-corrupting  Gt's with the same corruption that i used. (good detail though)

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, however if you think about it, by giving my wish to llearch Zedd had already corrupted the wish's intentions. however because of your knitpickyness has removed all the strings holding your reality in place you are now Bambi, a deer who's mamma died in a tragic accident on christmass eve.


I wish I could see the original Bambi again, as the last 15 or so years since I've seen it has probably corrupted my memories of the movie.

[Zedd]

Granted But sadly now your a kid again and now will have to grow up naturally....Like in gods intention!

I wish I had slightly better residence to spicy stuff

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you now live in Joe's apartment, where there is all sorts of spicy stuff laying about the place and festering...of course you are one of Joe's closest cockroach buddies and tag along with him as he does many odd jobs around town.


I wish for fruitcake.

[Alan Garou]

Granted. But it's incredibly old and stale. You drop it and it breaks every bone in your left foot.

I wish people would use spellcheck more often.

[e_voyager]

granted one more person uses spellcheck whenever they can unfornately most of their post are on their hacked blackberry as it is not strong enough for spellcheck.

i wish that others knew how hard spelling was for me.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. However, since everyone knows how hard spelling is for you, nobody listens to anything you say anyway.


I wish I didn't take so long to catch up with the forum.

[e_voyager]

granted you now catch up with the forum  with the speed of an OX.

i wish others had the same difficulties spelling that i do. that would stop them form picking on me about my spelling

[Angel]

Wish granted. Everyone remembers how to spell, but due to a strange new mental disorder, they can't type them correctly. Scientists are baffled and can't find a cure. You just condemned the entire board to a life of ridicule and unemployment, you selfish bleep.

I wish people like Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell would realize how stupid they are and change their ways.

[Aisha deCabre]

Granted.  They do change their ways...but lots of other people continue to be stupid.

I wish that brussels sprouts would be annhililated off the face of the planet.   

[Valynth]

granted, now they don't exist, but now everything else tastes like them.

I wish I was a highly trained secret agent.

[Zedd]

Granted, Now you are my idol Janus Bond and I keep you in my room in a cage and do naughty unspeakable things to you

I wish Abel have my man babys ...and dont worry...I'll pay childsupport 

[Stygian]

Granted. They all end up retarded, blind and mostly deaf, but not enough that they don't enjoy their own horrid cries and keep you up all night. Abel insists that they live with you too.

I wish that certain people had the sense not to deny abortion out of religious reasons or sentimentality.

[Valynth]

Granted, but now instead of reducing the age of development to get an abortion they're now increasing it, you can now kill your children "Humanely" until age 17 years, 11 months, and 29 days.

I wish people would realize that birthcontrol gone out of control could destroy our race very effectively.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. This is, however, no deterrent.

I wish I could control all gravity.

[Valynth]

(I made that same wish in the previous thread, but anyhow)
Granted, unfortunately you must maintain it.  The next time you go to sleep, gravity ceases and everything is thrown into space.

I wish I had an avatar.

[Cogidubnus]

(My apologies: I was completely unaware. 'Tis a fairly enticing concept though, no? )

Granted, but it's not of you. 

I wish that Ficus trees could stand temperatures below freezing.

[Stygian]

Granted. Scientists produce a new, better ficus. It ends up outcompeting all other trees all the way up to the Taiga, and ruins many a delicate ecosystem.

I wish that the human race wasn't so bloody degenerated.

[Valynth]

Granted, you are castrated to prevent further degeneration.
(wow, that was surprisingly evil of me....)

I wish the peoples of the world would lighten up.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Everyone now has to wear shades, because everyone is glowing. Quite brightly, even.


I wish I was able to concentrate a little better, and get some coding done.

[Zedd]

Granted,People code so good they break into your computer and make it turn into a pickleworth sandwitch with hot mustard

I wish dinner was ready..Im famished

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately it was ready five years ago.

I wish everyone had a sense of humour

[e_voyager]

granted unforunetly it is a grim sadistic sense of humor where they enjoy hurting people and watcher people get hurt and  you have become a favorite target. enjoy ( bwhaha)

i wish that it were easier to purge tired souls from my body.

[Valynth]

Granted, but it's so easy that even your soul is purged, leaving the body an empty husk.

I wish Troy in Montgomery had more parking.

[Caswin]

I wish Troy in Montgomery had more parking.

Just the opportunity the Martian invasion fleet was waiting for!

I wish I had chicken.

[Zedd]

Granted, You are now LEEEEEERRRROOOYY JEEEEENNNKINSS! and you least have chicken all you wanted


I wish I had found my mother...

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately she keeps making comments on every little detail of your life.


I wish I knew how to make and harness black holes