Hi, you, it's me!

[muse]

Hi. I'm Muse. I actually ran accross DMFA back before there was any color, then I lost any access to internet, and lost track. I'm now finished with it. (an exhaustingly hilarious three hours, that... or more.)
Er. I'm a 20-year old bisexual male who is VERY into cars, though I don't know jack about anything more than the basics of how they work.

My fursona is a coyote-hawk crossbreed

I have a dog and a cat.

[Tapewolf]

Welcome aboard.  Make sure you read the rules, be good, have fun and so forth.
Three hours to read the archives is pretty good going IMHO - I'm sure it took me longer than that, and the archive then was half the size it is now.  Have you also read Abel's Story?

[Gabi]

OK, that's an unusual introduction... but since when has anything been normal on this forum? Welcome, muse.

[Drase]

I don't think that is too unusual, then again I've been on some strange forums...  But welcome. I'm fairly new here myself, it's fun.

[Lisky]

The local medic, soon to be doctor welcomes you to this place... be wary of anyone offering you warnings, they have an agenda... except me, i have no agenda for i'm a conscientious objector...
>.>
<.<
seriously...

oh, and watch out for the box... he's up to something

PS. medical treatment is on a seniority basis... so yea....

[Brunhidden]

for some reason i am suspicious that you are an impostor, who created a fake username to just screw with us


however i am okay with that, and actually approve of it as a method to entertain the rest of us with your antics and whatnot.





also i am Brunhidden the Muse, it seems Jarius is also a muse of some sort, so there's already competition

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

for some reason i am suspicious that you are an impostor, who created a fake username to just screw with us

If so, he's a clever one. Or at least not totally stupid...

[Brunhidden]

clever and intelligent have about as much in common as dolphins and wolves

[Jairus]

clever and intelligent have about as much in common as dolphins and wolves

Well, let's see. They're both mammals, they both have been occasionally portrayed in media as positive forces, neither of them are as cute or cuddly as they seem...

Okay, I've got nothing else. So, yeah, dolphins and wolves don't have much in common. What were we talking about again?

[Lysander]

Hello Muse, that is a nice signature. This one welcomes thee to this interesting place.   

[Mao]

Hi, me, it's you!  Err.. wait..  Anyway read rules, trust no one, particularly the box yadda yadda yadda.

[muse]

for some reason i am suspicious that you are an impostor, who created a fake username to just screw with us

wait, what?
for real?
No, I swear. I'm new. I got my name from a story I wrote a looong while ago. the main character could not read minds, but he could kinda... I dunno... project his will upon others, and they would take it as thier own idea. the story sucked, the character didn't, and evolved into my forum persona.

[Brunhidden]

i meant no offense, you will get used to the random weird after a while


so, any questions or concerns so far?

[Darkmoon]

I have several.

[bill]

We all knew you would.

[muse]

Mmm.. nope. I'm good.
<----dude... that's awesome.

[Drase]

click on the [more] button to get even more awesome smileys.  I like them

[Pagan]

Hello, hello. I see you've heard the warnings and the whatnots, so I'll not repeat others. Save for a warning about anyone linking you to a place called TV Tropes, because it will ruin your life.

Oh and...

Welcome to the Mansion.