:help
I've got to be insane starting a forum game... But since I haven't seen Mashi An'krekku around...
Here's how it works:
1. Someone makes a wish. Example: I wish I were not a Bishy Kitten
2. The person who replies, must corrupt that wish in some way. Example: You're not a Bishy Kitty! Primarily because you have just been assigned as the Deity of Cuteness
3. Then that person makes a wish to be corrupted.
Just one thing, you can only corrupt a wish that hasn't been corrupted. So it helps if you quote the wish you are corrupting.
So... here I go.
I wish to be the STIG.
( http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/teamprofile.shtml : The Stig
Some say he urinates 98 RON petrol, and that he can smell corners. No one knows when the Stig was born, or how. But we do know why he was placed upon the Earth. To drive quickly. He has a penchant for prog rock, and rumour has it, likes his eggs sunny side up. )
*edit... oh... forum game thread... I'm blind*
What the heck is a STIG? I guess that it means "Special Teaching Industry Guidebook" and grant the wish under that assumption.
I wish I were king for a day.
You are the king of Antarctica. Have fun ruling all the non-existent lifeforms!
I wish I lived in Canada, the best country on Earth.
You where given a plane ticket to Canada but through an error on your side you flew too greenland.
I want to be rich, filthy rich.
You were mugged by a kitten, and given a shower.
I wish my cat was nicer.
Your cat became nicer, However your cat turned into a dog in the process. You now have to walk it 3 times a day.
I wish I had large garden with a swimming pool.
Granted but they're completely overgrown with weeds
I wish I had a stick
Granted but it's covered in termites and falls apart when you pick it up.
I wish I had a CD Jewel Case.
Granted you've now received a CD from Jevel Case born in England on the first of Juli 2003
I wish I had a weed mower mech.
Granted, but all it's good for is weed whacking. Sure you can probably step on anyone who gets in your way to the weeds, but that's about it.
I wish for The Legendary Beast.
Wish granted... although the Legendary Beast doesn't quite enjoy you being on the outside of their stomach...
I wish to be queen of the muffins!
Granted but muffins dissappear from history and every inhabited planet.
I wish, I where, I whas.
Due to my inability to grant or comprehend your wish, I present to you the Thunder Beast.
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a212/722roureem/mraijuu.jpg)
Worship him.
I wish for chocolate ice cream.
Granted it's only a few years past the Expiration Date.
I wish I could create worlds by only wanting it.
You can create worlds, but only if they exist in your nose.
I wish for seven strawberry smoothies
Granted but the strawberry smoothies explode before you could do anything with them.
I want to be able to generate enough energy to power a city.
Granted but you get angry and overload the power therefore setting off the circuit brekers and zapping yourself.
I wish for a solid state control system
Granted your wish for nothing was useless.
I wish I could draw as good as Eric Nault.
Granted, though it takes 5 years even to draw a stick figure.
I wish for nothing, hahahhahahahaha :laugh
You receive nothing. You eternally feel empty inside incomplete as if a part from your body is missing.
I wish pie lots and lots of pie.
granted. *hands you a paper with pi on it*
I wish for a solid state control system
Granted the solid state control system is succesfull however it kills al inhabitants to take a day off.
I wish pie. (again)
Granted, here is your cow pie,
I wish for a Whip
granted. you get a whip... though it's made for a scale figure.
I wish for a wheel set
Granted but it only contains 2 wheels.
I wish I had a sports car.
Granted. it is from a salvage yard and has most of it's parts missing.
I wish for new trucks
Granted. But they're from a salvage yard and most of thier parts are missing.
I wish for interplanetary travel technology to speed up a lot
Granted, though when they test you as a guinea pig, you have a arm coming opt your stomach.
I wish, for a cold coca cola
Granted but I'm the one drinking it all up.
I wish for pepsi lots of pepsi.
Granted, except you drink so much, you drown.
I wish for better writing skills.
Granted but you can only write in an long forgotten language.
I wish I had writing skills myself.
Granted, but you write so well your head explodes. (Yeah, that was pretty lame, huh?)
I wish I wish I was a fish. One fish two fish red fish blue fish.
You're now a fish. One fish two fish red fish blue fish green fish and then you explode.
I wish that my wish will be wished by a wisher.
Granted, though the wisher would be more of a curser.
I wish to be smited.
Wish granted. You're killed.
I wish for a comic version of Furrae Chronicles.
That wish fails...in turn it becomes a radio show.
I wish that there were more shows on the history channel.
Wish granted, more World War II shows are added.
I wish I had ESPN Classic.
You start getting ESPN Classic, to find they have been sold and now broadcast only curling
I wish my allergies would go away.
Granted. Howver, new ones arrive. You are now allergic to oxygen.
I wish I had a shrink ray.
Done. There will be a phone call later from the psychiatrist's office asking you to reschedule your meeting, which was supposed to be at 3.
I wish for xxxHOLiC #8 to come out sooner than November.
Conceded but you die
I wish go to the hell and die
(in a mexican forum we did it to......)
(D: I'm dead? Come on, think deeper than that.)
Okay, you are given jimsonweed and are told you can see hell with that. We can expect to find you down in the alley by next week, after which, you are forgotten by time itself.
Edit: Oops... I'm so stupid. I wish I were more diligent about my mistakes.
I wish be killed b god
I don't think olrox gets the point of the game...
SO! Back to Egas...
You are more dilligent about your mistakes, but you still make mistakes.
I wish my shoulder's would stop peeling. :cry
They fall off so you don't have to worry about them.
I wish zombies would obey my every wish.
Granted but then some adventurers hunt you down
I wish my hair was less frizzy
Your hair becomes less frizzy, in fact, you no longer have hair.
I wish I could have a laptop
granted,but the radiation who produce make you....*censored*
I wish be forggoten by time
Granted. Time forgets you so much that you no longer exist.
I wish for Street Fighter 4 to be made. (It's about time they made it!)
Wish granted, But they made it turned out to be a crappy EA game.
I wish an higher IQ.
granted,but you are so smart who everybody hate you
I wish work in microsoft
Granted but microsoft turns all its employees into mindsless salve zombies that work on low or no pay salary.
I wish to be liked.
Granted,but you die
I wish be loved
Granted, but you're loved by vicious man-eating Dingoes!
I wish I was spider man! :spidey
Granted but you turn into Spidermonster or however that thing was called and lose your mind.
I wish to be remembered.
(Think it was man-spider) Granted, you're rememered by people today, and forgoten tommorrow.
I wish a an ice cream sundae.
granted but it melted and fell onto the ground before you could eat it.
I wish apon a star. I wish for the end of war.
Granted,but The onu dissapear
I wish my death
Granted, you die when I want you to die.
I wish for a plushie of a Pikachu
Granted but it de-evolved into pichu.
I wish I had a cat that was close to 'normal'
Granted, you cat is so normal, it doesn't have 9 lives only 1.
I wish people would LOOK at my art
Granted I looked at your art. But I i can't remember doing so.
I wish i had airco!
Granted, but you have to pay full price and shipping and handling PLUS TAX!
I wish for a better computer
Wish granted, All computers have become worse then yours. However your loading time is still awful.
I wish I had a flatscreen TV!
Granted you get apancake the shape of a TV
I wish for the Wiener Mobile
Granted however it rot away on its way to you.
I wish I had a horrendous cool looking house.
granted, but you have to live with a 2 snobs
I wish for my own lake
Granted but it's a salt lake.
I wish I had another wish.
Granted, but the wishing system makes YOU into genie
I wish for a soda
Granted, you reeceive the A soda. A soda so powerfull it kills you.
I wish apon a star. Make an back end to this car.
Granted, now the car has no front eend
I wish to have empathy.
Wish granted but your wish for empathy only affected the a monster named Tom
I wish to know on what exact date I'll die.
Granted, but you don't know what time
I wish I knew who took the cokie from the cookie jar.
Granted but you only know it subconsciously.
I wish I had a trike.
Granted, but other people are fighting for it at the moment
I wish my RPG I'm making is good
Granted, But no one wants to join in because they don't like you.
I wish I knew more words from the English language.
Granted you learn "I" "Am" "Dumb"
I wish I could make a web comic too
Granted however your skill in drawing remains the same.
I wish I could draw better!
Granted, you draw almost as good as me, but I'm pretty good
I wish I had a scaner
Granted however it can only scan tumbnails.
I wish I could find the source of magic.
Granted, but the source of magic is in your sol and you took it out and the grim reaper takes it.
I wish I had eternal youth
(GOnna go play furcadia now)
Granted however you die at a very young age.
I wish I had a hat!
granted,but is a Clown hat
I wish can cast meteo
Granted but you never get to cast it and no one will ever know you can cast it.
*dances* I have a clowns hat *squee!*
I wish I had a motorcycle
Granted, except after all the excitement of getting on it for the first time, you accidentally forget to wear a helmet and end up crashing into the rear of a truck carrying large vats of syrup and wasps.
I wish I had the key.
Granted but you lost it somewhere and can't find it ever again.
I wish I had a lock.
granted,but you don't have the keys
I wish back with my loved one
Granted but she doesn't love you.
I wish I had darker skin.
granted,but you now are dark as a Shadow
I wish my death(again)
Granted you die and suffer in hell for.. Who am I kidding no one wants you in heaven or hell :laugh
I wish for 2 more wishes.
Granted, but the 2 wishes were to grant this wish to get more wishes which wishes them away
I wish for a new beach towel
granted but it's made out of sand.
Iwish I could make a sandcastle bigger then he world.
Granted, you make a planet that is your castle, uy aliens rule over it
I wish I didn't get dehydrated easily
Granted, You dehydrate even faster now.
I wish I had an ocean running through my sand castle
Granted,but a sand monster eat you
I wish live in Cordova town
granted but it burned down the day you got there
I wish to see a movie .. the best movie ever,
Granted, but before it starts you wait in a 500 person line.
I wish to havea flying carpet
granted but it can only fly in space.
I wish I had a Ps3, Xbox 360 and a Wii ....and a Phantom
Grated, I stole them and gave it to charity.
I wish for a super delicious Slushie
Granted however it only tastes delicious to demonic critters.
I wish I had an Imp.
Gratned, though people kill it for beads it drop
I wish for a weapon to protect me from ebil crazy people
Granted, you get the Silverlight sword which noobs always boast on and on about (I got your RS reference :P).
I wish I felt a musical number coming on...
Granted however it's the telletubies intro song.
I wish fior the glowing to stop.
Granted, it's now shining.
I wish that this topic wasn't so freaking popular. 0_o
Granted however it became will become popular again in about a second.
I wish I didn't have to go to bed.
Granted, but you become so addicted to caffeine that someone ends up mistaking you for a politician, and you're dragged away to a mental asylum.
I wish I had a fish upon my dish - it sounds delish.
hey.. I don't know your wish is corrupted period.
I wish apon might make an end to this night. Make night turn into day. Make the sunburn go away.
Too bad. (No one ever really said we had to actually grant the wishes, did they?)
I wish I didn't make so much of this chocolate milkshake.
Granted. Instead of using up your milkshake mix, you leave it in the cupboard. The next day, a nuclear war erupts, killing all life on the planet's surface and destroying pretty much everything except your milkshake mix. A few centuries later, a freak lightning strike hits the milkshake mix causing certain proteins to bind together and create a new lifeform. When humans come out of their underground shelters, they find the world is under the control of the mighty Nesquik empire, and are all swiftly killed off. (That's how you do it :D)
I wish I had a boyfriend. >.<
For Haz Mat:
Quote1. Someone makes a wish. Example: I wish I were not a Bishy Kitten
2. The person who replies, must corrupt that wish in some way. Example: You're not a Bishy Kitty! Primarily because you have just been assigned as the Deity of Cuteness
Granted, but the friend of whome you wish for is simply a figmant of someone else's imagination.
I wish for Revenge's Knife.
Granted. You get his knife stabbed in your back.
I wish I would have the time to play "Tales of Symphonya".
Granted, you don't have time to do anything else
I wish my cell phone didn't get wet
granted you don't have a cellphone now.
I wish I didn't have to go to work.
Granted, now you're poor
I wish zombies would stop coming after me :zombiekun2
Granted! You are now a zombie. They don't eat their own kind. Mwaha. Ha.
I wish... for a purple eggplant the size of my head.
Gratnted, your head IS an eggplant
I wish there was a little mow of me somewhere
Granted. There is a mow of you somewhere.
The "somewhere," however, just so happens to be in a sugar refinery.
I don't need to say anything more.
I wish that I had all the powers of The Flash (the superhero, and I mean the cool one, the one who can negate friction and vibrate his molecules at any speed he wants, not the other losers who can't go too fast without burning their skin off.)
Granted, but you go so fast you go back in time. Sux2bu.
I wish I didn't have to get on th school bus right now. ;_;
Granted the school bus arives another second later.
I wish my sun burn would go away faster.
Granted, noy your skin is so pale people think you're a zombie.
I wish for a cookie
You get turned into the most delicious cookie in the word...and thus are attacked by mows. :mowcookie
I wish that I could make a movie.
granted and you're helped by Uwe boll!
I wish I had unlimited acces to the worlds code.
Granted, but their only unreadable html codes...
I wishI had a picket sign like this :evar
Granted however it's writen in mirror image
I wish I could be female for a day :mowcookie
Granted, you get sent to work because they mistook you for anohter female
Iwish for a better ebil laugh :mwaha
Granted however you are unable to use it yourself
I wish I had some female companions to look at at work.
granted, they all keep way from you, hinking you are (Not using tis word)
I wish for a coloring book!
Granted however all the colors you use turn into shades of grey
I wish I had like 3 gig of ram.
Granted, byt your computing lags realy badly
I wishI didn't owe Aiyno anything...
Granted you don't owe me anything. But now owe me SOMETHING
I wish for KIo to roll onto his belly and purrrrr...
Granted, *on belly and is purring* *gets up8 my belly hurts
Next poster can help me make my belly not hurt..
Granted, you are no longer able to purr like you once did because it would end up leading to more ache.
I wish for Rain.
Granted, but it's somewhere else
I wish for a million dollar bill!
Granted however it expired 3 years ago.
I wish a milion in gold!
Granted, only in runescape...but you forgot password and the security question answers
I wish my friends would stop making me play Runescape every single day!
Granted but you now have to play WOW every single day and PAY for it.
I wish I where a mow for a day,
Granted but they make you play WOW, which is like runescape but more expensive :P
EDIT: OMG you are psychic!
Granted but the patch falls off and everyone finds out the mow was YOU
ummm...Granted....you get nothing! Isay Nothing!
I wish I was a cuter babeh
Granted however you grew up just a second ago.
I wish I had 3 copies of my fave cat!
Granted but they all dont like you :P
I wish that i could fly!
*you lot post too fast :o*
Granted, you are a fly
I wish I was like peter pan!
Granted but you can't fly like beter pan.
I wish I could fly like a bird through the morning sky.
Granted, you get caught in an airplane thruster
I wish I can drive an airplane!@
Granted however the airplane you can fly has no functioning ones currently in existance.
I wish that more people would post here.
Granted but you out post them and they leave
I wish i could have anything i want!
Granted, but you lose the ability to want anything.
I wish that however this wish is corrupted, it bounces back on the corruptor.
Granted however it bounces back after from the corruptor hitting you.
I wish to be able to log onm everywhere at once!
Granted, but you computer does not have enough ram to load the pages and crashes!
I wish i could turn into what ever i would want!
Granted, but you become stuck after the first change which doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore, and so you are disappointed with your form forever.
I wish for feathers.
Granted, but they are of an extinct species and poachers mistake you fo it and lock you in a cage for testing...
I wish for Rhubarb Pie!
Granted, but it is made from the poisonous part of rhubarb...
I wish the world had technology like that in the "Megaman Battle Network" games...
Granted, but nobody know how to operate them.
I want to play World of Warcraft for free...
Granted, but Blizzard can't afford to fix their servers now...
I wish for a date with Wildy...
Granted, you recieve notice of your date of execution two days in advance.
I wish for a date with Janus.
Granted, but it turns out Janus' favorite meal is deep-fried gull.
I wish I had some more sunflower seeds.
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on July 11, 2006, 05:17:53 PM
Granted, but it turns out Janus' favorite meal is deep-fried gull.
I wish I had some more sunflower seeds.
granted. You might want to get some weedkiller though, the seeds came from Miracle-Grow's mutation lab and Mommy Sunflower isn't happy that you took her babies, and now she's stalking after you with intent to plant.
I wish that 4kids Entertainment would take a flying leap off an extremely high cliff.
Granted, but they were all wearing bungee ropes and were rescued by firefighters soon afterwards..
i wish for ...
ALL OF YOU TO BE MY SLAVES! mwahahahaha
Granted, but everyone here is too lazy to do anything for you, except myself, who even worse, has a fanboyish crush on you. In the end, you jump off a cliff to escape being glomped.
I wish I had a hug.
Granted, but as the cubi squeezed the life out of you, your final thoughts were of that episode of CSI:Weekends with the raccon suit.
I wish I was a rockstar!
Granted, unfortunately you get killed in a freak guitar smashing accident!
uhh, now for a wish..
ummm...
I wish.. that i could think of a wish... :sweatdrop
Granted but then you die 2 seconds after it is revealed to you in a tragic yet unavoidable accident.
I wish I had a tall mocha latte with whipped cream and caramel.
Granted, but there's someone in ti drinking it from the inside
I wish I can find a job
Granted but... you dont even want to know what it is :erk
That and you are not qualified ;)
I wish for pancakes! and lots of them, ice cream too! ohohoh golden syrup as well!
Granted, but you get sick of the pancakes
I wish I had some potato chips
Granted, you find the chips.. but you now want a career as the easter bunny.
I wish you would grant me this wish, which is to wish for ten wishes that are not corruptable.
Granted, you get ten wishes....and a wife...and 10 kids....and ten grandkids...and so on and so forth
I wish to be a power Ranger
You get to be the green ranger from the earlier seasons, before he turns good.
I wish for New Jersey to get a baseball team called "The Ninjas" so that they could face the Pittsburg Pirates.
Granted, but the Ninja's never play the Pirates and the all important qestion is never answered.
I wish they made a Godzilla vs Mighty Joe Young Movie.
Granted, only sold out in Mars
I wish I had a laser :mwaha
Done, but you shoot yourself in the face when you try to figure out how it works.
I wish the gay mafia would kill of the former cast of Friends before they star in more bad movies.
Granted, but they still star in bad movies. Each one is just one and a half hours of their corpses rotting on-screen.
I wish someone would change the subject.
Granted, but it's still a subject you're not comfortable with.
I wish I wasn't too lazy to rectify the fact that I'm hungry.
Granted you're to lazy to think about being anything.
I wish I had a crown.
Granted, you get a head
I wish I had an embarassing picture of the person that will corrupt this wish
Granted however is seems the picture is of such bad quality that no one will recognize the said person.
I wish I had mows.
Granted, their all 50 ft tall
I wish I had an acorn to grow a tree
Granted however they'll never grow.
I wish I had a wish that I wanted to wish that won't be corrupted.
Granted, you never got the chance to wish for this wish
I wish for a portable TV
Granted however it's 13 by 13 pixels and requires you to spin a handle for power. It also only possesses 2 channels both are old and dull.
I wish for Satan to walk the earth and God to send us al to heaven.
Granted, but he forgets all about you
I wish Santa would walk the earth and God would bring you to heaven
Granted, Aiyno wold dies and goes to heaven...leaving you all alone. Yeah, Santa's that frightneing.
I wish for someone or something to Speed me Towards Death. :januscat
Granted, however you then become immortal and can never die again.
I wish for a million dollars!
Granted, you a a milion dollars...in your bank...which someone stole out of...
I wish I had a castle
here's your castle, it's full of huge monsters, now you'll have to clean it up
I wish I had Unicron
granted it impales you and tastes your blood you now have to put it down old yeller style
:sleep i wish for :sleep GIANT SWARM OF LAB MICE :sleep
Granted ... however they all get lost in the hedge mazes >.> :sweatdrop
i wish to have a giant car thing that i can drive around and stuff.. and go woo look a big car and its mine and stuff and..
granted but the car is too big to drive with out plowing over your intire city.
i wish.............raining ducks!
Granted, it's raining Ducks...and cats and dogs
I wish i had an umbrella
Granted, but it is a corparation that manufactures the t-virus instead...have a nice day.
I wish for a kiss from a succubus...
Granted, however your soul is sucked out with it!
I wish for anything bad that happens to me to be reflected back onto the ebil doer!
Granted, you are the ebil doer
I wish I had O:) a halo like that
granted but since they were trying to do well by yuou it to is reflected back on them and you miss out.
i wish i could reless the dragon (but he might destroy the world if i try)
Gratned you can 're-less' dragons which results in weakening them to near death.
I wish there was a number without decimals between 8 and 7.
Granted, it's 8.5
I wish there were more restaruants
granted, however they all serve food you dont like mwahahahaha
I wish to become a god!
granted however the other gods made you mortal again.
I wish that atheist rulled the world!
Granted, though because athiests don't believe in all powerful beings or something similar the ruler of the world no longer believes it exists.
I wish for the living Valhalla. (If you know where that's from, you know what is to be done...) :januscat
Granted, but you only get in in an eternity
I wish to have Thor's Hammer
Granted... however i could not find the real thing so i gave you a fake one instead! enjoy!
I wish to be the main character in a bestselling scifi book!
Granted, But it turns out the main character dies in the end...soory ol' chap.
I wish there were transformers (both Autobots and Decepticons) in the DMFA Universe...
granted however they are toy sized.
I wish I had more time.
You get more time but get more work/chores.
I wish I had Summon Materia.
you summons, then it rebels against you
I widh I had a Laptop Gun
Granted. But it shoots you.
I wish for this wish not to be granted.
Granted because in wishing for the wish to not be granted, the wish is not granted, and therefore as the wish was never wished to not be granted, the granting of the wish is successful.
I wish for a little tuxedo and bow tie.
Granted, but you are now a pengiun and have no need of such trivial things.
I wish....I wish pokemon were real.
Granted, but the process of their creation leaves them somewhat disgruntled, and they begin to wipe out mankind in a furious rage. However, people find them far too cute to attack and by the time they are burned, electrocuted or whatever, it's too late.
I wish there were Kangaroos in Scotland.
Granted. There are now Kangaroos in Scotland. However, this is because Scotland has been moved into the Outback, so you also have redbacks, and snakes, and sheep that eat people, and wombats.
Especially the wombats. Watch out for those.
I wish for some faster disks on my servers.
Granted, they also wear out so very quickly because of this.
I wish for The Missing Frame. :januscat
Granted however you can't see, find or hear the missing frame.
I wish that I could think up a wish.
grantes, but your wish is about paris hilton
I wish for the ownership of nintendo
Granted however Nintendo go's bankrupt.
I wish apon a a horse shoe, that no one loves you!
Granted, but the horseshoe is upside down and reflects back upon you.
I wish I had a cup of coffee.
Granted but have poison
I wish a FFIII DS lite special edition
Granted. *a Final Fantasy III DS Lite Special Edition appears in Artanis's hands* Sweet thanks! *pockets it*
I wish for surrealism.
Granted, but the brightly coloured powertools are filling up the bathtub.
I wish for 17.
Granted, you now have 17 turtles in your backyard.
I wish I didn't eat so much pizza. :(
Granted. You instead ate too much rusty nails.
I wish I was a little bit taller, i wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I'd call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat and a bat and a '64 Impala.
Those are multiable wishes, So all of them are weakened beyond use.
I wish I had a car.
Granted... though it is a 1994 Neon, standard with a broken shift and clutch and a blown radiator.
I wish I wasn't so hungry...
Granted you died of hunger.
I wish I had a peice of pizza in my hand right now.
Unfortunatley the peice of pizza is several days old and is growing mold...
I wish I had an Angel
Granted, however on its way over it got stuck in customs and was detained for questioning :o
O:)
i wish for... Indiana Jones's hat! and whip!
The whip is 30 years old, brittle and will snap at any given moment. The hat is infested with lice.
I wish I controlled Godzilla
Granted. Here is your copy of War of the monsters.
I wish I had a compendium of creepy monsters (not the standard movie monster fare).
Granted, however creepyness is relative to the person observing the object, so you have a book full of bunnies >.<
PHEAR THE BUNNIES!
:bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny
:bunny :bunny :bunny
:bunny :bunny :bunny
:bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny
:bunny :bunny :bunny
:bunny :bunny :bunny
*see! watch them hop in time and practice fighting drills! God save us from this new foe!*
Oh yeah, and i wish for some sort of weapon to fight the earths new overlords!
Granted however you are not able to wield such a powerfull weapon.
I wish I had a mow farm.
That wish is already corrupt.
THEY CANNOT BE CONTROLLED!
I wish I could be good, personal friends with Buhdda.
Granted, however as one of the Ebil bunnies first terrorist attacks they "knock off" the buhdda permanently and then get everyone to blame you!
i wish to be the first guy to land on mars!
Granted but you didn't survive the landing, as result of that you're name was got lost in history.
I wish that all the pain and suffering in this world could come to an end.
Done... granted that without the pain and suffering, the US, Russia, China and all those other countries with nukes decide to disarm them all, however none wants to be the first to do so ergo a large cold war begins and though there is no pain and no suffering there is no communication and the world becomes a cold and desolate place.
I wish I had a private jet.
granted but you and the jet you are on is about to crash into Dinotopia
I wish Jurrasic Park was real.
Granted. *walks Gabriel over to a nearby video store and points out the Jurassic Park dvd*
I wish I could stay logged in across sessions.
You do but they are Excercise sessions with Richard Simmons.
I wish I Hell would freeze over.
Granted, however now we have ice skating and hockey playing demons down there! much worse than before!
I wish for all my postcount and karma back >.>
grantered. you start back at zeor again.
i wish i kenw what karma was for on the form
Granted however wenn you where told you couldn't care less and forgot again.
I wish I was batman!
Granted, however only you know that you're really batman and spend the rest of your life in a mental institution.
I wish for a MST3k of the movie "X3"
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on July 15, 2006, 03:47:15 PM
Granted, however only you know that you're really batman and spend the rest of your life in a mental institution.
I wish for a MST3k of the movie "X3"
Granted, but Rosie'o'Donnell, Ophra Winfrey, and Jerry Springer are doing the MS3Tking.
I wish all kittens to be happy.
Granted however kittens become extinct.
I wish all cats to be happy.
Granted, all cats find a sunbeam to sleep in forever.
I wish for the Form of the Which is Warped. *shudders* :januscat
Grandted, however I was unable to decipher what you just said and mis interpreted your wish as to become the wicked witch of the north.
I wish photoshop was free to everyone!
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on July 16, 2006, 06:02:10 PMI wish photoshop was free to everyone!
It is, it's just that the police don't agree. :P
I wish I captured the flag...
Granted but you never make it back to base XD
I wish i was a peekapoo
Granted but you became an aliens race 'peekapoo' and within this races language peekapoo is Poop.
I wish I could lift a tanker!
Granted, you are now so freakishly muscular that you make the Hulk look like a sickly nerd. Your muscles are so huge, you have trouble moving.
I whish my headache would vanish (while leaving my head intact, and in it's rightful place)
Granted. Your head is now empty, yet intact.
I wish for Slim.
Granted, but instead of Slim you get Jim.
I wish I had the third season of Arrested Development on DVD.
Granted however its in Blueray 2nd generation.
I wish mows populated mars.
Granted. They eat the mars rovers, so no more pretty mars pictures for you.
Me want brain back!
Granted, it is laid out before you on a silver platter.
I wish for the Sarcasm of Destiny. :januscat
Granted but destiny lies within the future.
I wish I had a space ship!
Granted, but the space ship is a Bug fighter and Visser Three is onboard and he decides to acquire you and then kill you.
I wish i had money
Granted you get old Gulden-cents worth next to nothing.
I wish I had a dream.
Granted but your dream comes true and Rainbow monkeys come to life XD
I wish i was a MOW!! :mowwink
Granted however you give it to me for my birthday in advance.
I wish i had a green fuzzball.
Granted, but it comes to life, mutates, and eats you XD
I wish the Mutant Pizza under my Bed didn't make noise :erk
Granted it doesn't make noice but eats you limb by limb.
I wish that Xze-Xze won't be my wishes corruptor.
Granted.
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g147/Rheaspenguinshop/BishieXze.jpg)
I'll be your wish corruptor!
Durn you shadow...
bwa-ha...
i wish...I wish i had pizza!
Granted.. However i couldn't resist taking a few bites from it... A couple of times... Sorry its all gone :tired
I wish I had wished something that has come true already..
Granted, however, it seems that time has reveresed and you change events so that nobe of you wishing has happened yet.
I wish i wasn't a bishie!!! Fangirls are scary ;-;
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/GabrielsThoughts/gareekubishi.jpg)
Granted however you are now Gareeku and he was horribly disfigured in battle.
I wish I looked like Johny Bravo.
Note:edit was spelling related.
Granted. You now look like Johnny Bravo.
... Flat and printed on paper.
I wish I was sleeping peacefully.
Granted, however you no longer have the desire to so.
I wish I was a famous actor.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on July 17, 2006, 07:01:59 PM
Granted, however you no longer have the desire to so.
I wish I was a famous actor.
Uwe Boll welcomes you as the star in BloodRayne 2. You are now famous for being the only actor stupid enough to trigger the Nerd Riots of 2009.
I wish for Uwe Boll to actually make a good movie for once.
Granted. Only... well, it's a Uwe Boll movie. By then, nobody believes he's *capable*, and everyone boycotts the movie entirely, causing it to collapse horribly... making Uwe lots of money in the process, but he gets that anyway.
I wish I wasn't sleeping peacefully.
Granted, however, you cannot sleep at all...and must now stay awake for many years.
I wish I could Draw Xze a GOOD picture of Jack Sparrow...
(You ARE Xze. Unless I'm missing something.)
Granted. The quality of the piece is such that you are sued for copyright infringement.
I wish my brother would stop asking ME for info, whether relevant to anything at hand or not.
Quote from: Roureem Egas on July 17, 2006, 10:14:15 PM
(You ARE Xze. Unless I'm missing something.)
Granted. The quality of the piece is such that you are sued for copyright infringement.
I wish my brother would stop asking ME for info, whether relevant to anything at hand or not.
your brother stops asking you for information, but we will admit, it was a nice funeral.
I wish for Xze-Xze to prance around in a thong :mowcookie
(*followed by diving for cover*)
Granted.
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! I'M GONNA KILL BOTH OF YOUUUUU!!!! *Breaks out the chainsaw*
i wish Je.Saist had nver wished thet D:
granted. however, what he did wish for was infinately more embarassing to you.
I wish I had the claihm solais.
Granted, however, due to a typographical error, what you get is Clam Surleau, a nice holiday in a clam bed. No oxygen tanks, though, so it's a bit of a short holiday. How long can you hold your breath? :-)
I wish BT had got my DSL working... oh, wait. BT already corrupted that wish for me.
I wish... I wish... I wish I had more time...
Granted. To you, a day now lasts 500 hours, most of which you spend at work or in a traffic jam.
I wish I were more bishi then I am now.
*slaps some long eyelashes on Vidar*
yep... just a little.
I wish There were more hours in a day.... seriously, there is just too much to do nowadays.
Granted: You can have 450 of my spare 500 hours per day. I'm impressed, actually, since I have no drivers licence or car, that I can still manage to get stuck in a traffic jam...
... especially since I travel to work on the underground :)
I wish for lunch.
Granted, You are lunch :mowdizzy
I wish I had a sunblocker 2000 unit.
Granted, it blocks out all sunlight on Earth, killing off all plantlife and reducing the temperatures until all life is exterminated.
I wish to be able to travel in space and time.
Granted, however you are now forced to put right what once went wrong and change the future for the better, the only problem with this is that it created a paradox in which you were never born causing you to reverse gender roles and become your own granpa'
I wish for cartoon logic to apply to reality.
Wait a minute, how can I reverse gender and become a grandpa? I'm male to start with. >.<
Granted, however this causes people who die to reappear in a later episode and when the next big war breaks out, it never stops since neither side suffers any permanent losses.
I wish I had a really powerful air conditioner.
Quote from: Gullible on July 18, 2006, 11:26:03 AM
Wait a minute, how can I reverse gender and become a grandpa? I'm male to start with. >.<
Since a paradox has occured how do you know you weren't originally female, and only think your male?
QuoteI wish I had a really powerful air conditioner.
Granted, however you now live in antarctica and don't see the logic in haveing a really powerful air conditioner.
since you have not made a wish, the wish defaults to the most embarrasing thing you can think of happening in front of a live audience
I wish I had thought to sell tickets to this at a higher price
Granted, but you are drawn to do as the unwished asked of your own will. This is the point where we get scared.
I wish to Play my Game Beneath the Spin Light. :januscat
Granted, however to play the game you must first buy a new game controller.
I wish for a kitten or some other cute little thing to be my unholy minion.
Granted, but the only thing your minion can do is make annoying squealing sounds.
Also, he's a bat, so he's even more useless in the daytime.
I wish for a super beaver.
Granted, here it is:
(http://www.askmk.com/mkmetro/fleet/bus104.jpg)
It -is- called a Super Beaver... :mowtongue
I wish for immorality.
Granted but compleeting this wish will take a 100 of years.
I wish I had an clock.
Granted. You now have an clock, which goes nicely with an floor and a apple.
Unfortunately, you have angered the Pedants, Grammar Nazis, and Grandmothers association, all of whom are now hunting you down.
I'd run, if I were you.
I wish I had a nice safe place to hide. Especially from those grandmothers. And their cardigans.
Granted the place you seek is the afterlife.
I wish a mow that goes bow wow.
Granted, but the mow in question also has the trait of wanting to eat your clothes while you're wearing them out in public.
I wish for a never ending power supply (and I just noticed I had asked for immorality, not immortality >.<).
Granted but you have no way of tapping it.
I wish I hadc a zombie army!
Granted, but they eat you
I wish I have a six-pack
>:3
Granted, here's your special six-pack of tounge depressors.
I wish for a carbon rod. :januscat
granted you get a cartoon rod, only its made out of cardboard and falls apart in water. (cartoons are wet!)
I wish I knew the name of the king/queen of mows
Well it should be quite obvious but for your sake...
The wish is granted however you promptly forget it.
I wish I had wings so I could fly.
there ya go, fellow! :)
now i wish a date with the succubbus....
Granted, but she was sóóó hot you died :)
I wish a toyota (blue) xD
Granted however its a cheap African imitation that falls apart while shifting gear.
I wish I knew how to describe the color purple!
Granted, however you can only do so in Swahili. In braille. Backwards. Verbally.
I wish I was more patient with idiots at work.
Granted but now you only have morons at work.
I wish that I could have a duplicate of the llearch box.
Granted, but It was made with adhesive and tape
I wish I have the movie pirates of the caribbean 3:world,s end
:<
Granted, though it's basically a blank dvd with concept art as the cover.
I wish for the Misty Pogada of the Demon Realm. :januscat
Granted, but it was there sóóóó boring you fell in sleep and Leafar caught your wallet
(for beer)
I wish there was a sequel for the hollow
Granted, however it was was a box office failure, and was released on a handfull of DVD's in japan... and therefore can only be played in PAL format.
I wish for fame and fortune.
Granted. You'll have your fame and fortune, but the price is friends and free-time.
EDIT: Oh yeah. I wish I had a pet turtle. That would be pretty boss.
and your wish is???
Granted, but the turtle just keeps on growing and gets soo big, it eats your house for some reason only known to giant monsters..
i wish for my next post to give me a total post count of 601!
Your wish will be granted soon ;)
I wish that I knew something for a wish
I cast 'Total Enlightenment' on you. This spell grants you everything there is to know, everything from the beginning of the universe to it's end, every detail, every lifeform, every atom. That should give you some ideas for a whish.
Or course, having this dumped into your brain overloaded it, and shut it down permanently, but it's the thought that counts, isn't it?
I wish rabid squirrels atacked Canada.
Granted, but squirrels like James learn of what has been done, and launch a sane counterattack on the one who has brought about such a terrible act.
I wish for The Big Splendid Astonishing Magic Group. :januscat
Granted, but it becomes an actual group, who comes to your home and perform the vanishing-wallet-trick, as well as the vanishing-home-entertainment-system-trick, and the vanishing-appliance-trick, followed shortly by the vanishing-Big-Splendid-Astonishing-Magic-Group-trick.
I wish the public pool that I swim with would stop playing remixes of Backstreet Boys while I'm swimming laps.
Granted. They now play Britney Spears.
I wish i lived in Africa!
Granted, You die of heat exhaustion
I wish I could travel faster!
Granted. Now you are the fastest thing in the universe: a photon. No mass, no form, no live...
I wish a NC-17 rating for DMFA :D
Granted however everyone including you still talks PG :mowhappy
I wish that mows mewed.
they did. it was very loud, and rather high pitched. your brain melted. and now it's dripping out your ears.
I wish, therefore I am.
your wish is granted, therefore you are as you were such as you have always been.
I wish for one of those Kangaroo's they're breeding in Georgia as a healthy alternative to beef, which I hear tastes like chicken.
Granted, however, as it turns out, Kangaroo really is a mix of the chicken and beef; the kangaroo has mad kangaroo disease, as well as the kangaroo flu. Hope you don't get too hungry.
I wish I could actually speak Scottish Gaelic, as opposed to just looking up every word for names.
Granted, you could speak it , however you may not be able to as you recently had your jaw wired because of a bar room brawl with a scotsman after you called his mother a snowblower.
I wish Stargate was real.
granted. you become a priar of the auri, go up against sg-12 (sg 1 was too busy to make the appointment), and end up with your bottom half cut off in a stargate accident.
I wish I had my own x-wing.
Granted you ge on original X-wing model on very small scale
I wish a model of the death star.
Granted, but Kitsune came in the X-wing you that you had given to him
and shooting it apart
I wish I had a Light-saber
granted, but in reality they don't work, so it explodes and burns you sooo horribly you have to wear a suit of black armour and sound like you have a bad cough...
I wish this damn heat wave ended, that or there was some more cool lightning!
Granted you now life on the north pole. (of mars)
I wish for 88 scews.
Granted, your 88 scews (http://www.garshol.priv.no/xmltools/prod/SCEW.html) make 88 trees to various XMLs, but when placed on the expacts (http://www.garshol.priv.no/xmltools/prod/expat.html) 5 of them get major script errors that make them written in D destroying your network. (sure you probably meant screws, but that doesn't matter)
Since over half my wishes come from music, might as well add this one:
I wish for the Princes Of The Dreams. :januscat
granted, but she didn't like you so she's giving you nightmares instead
I wish for shoujo-ai
granted but then someone kills you for asking for that D:
I wish to become God of Ferrets
granted but al ferrets become weasels.
I wish the root the the universe.
Granted, though being at the root of the universe means being caught in a spacial vacuum. If you can live in that, more power to ya.
I wish for The splendour of 1000 swords gleaming beneath the blazon of the Hyperborean Empire. :januscat
Granted! Except they acquired the swords from Stan's Storeroom of Stupendously Spiffy, Shiny and Serratingly Sharp Swords. Thanks to this, every one of the swords ended up breaking in a different and entirely spectacular way, so you still get the atmosphere but none of the pointy implements of slashing and skewering, sorry. You should've bought the twelve month warranty with that order.
I wish that I had the means to create some kind of arctic environmental situation (such as nuclear winter) in the UK so I wouldn't have to suffer this insufferable heat. Anything would be better than this!
granted. however, you get deported to the the sahera desert for no particular reason.
I wish for a moon measuring about one inch in diameter to circle around my head.
Granted, however it makes a realy annoying buzzing noise and keeps landing in your ear D:
I wish that i had all the sam and max episodes on DVD!
Granted! Unfortunately the only version that you could find was dubbed in Russian with English subtitles and Max has a wholly inappropriate butch voice that's simply too distracting to be tolerable.
Ascendant, I have to say that what you've said there reminds me of a certain Firefox-related podcast (http://www.firefoxflicks.com/flick/index.php?id=19542&c=false).
Rowne forgets to make a wish!
So instead i will put something vaguely geek shaped into his open mind and see what happens!
I wish for the next 3 Terry Pratchett books delivered straight to my door! and pronto!
granted. I steal them from you as soon as they arive.
I wish for the ability to hurl lightning bolts. and they gotta be at least powerfull enough to smite everyone who's an embarrasment to the male gender.
[Crap! I knew I'd forgotten something. I blame the heat because it's a valid case and it works better than pleading the fifth, whatever that is.]
Granted, you can hurl lightning bolts but in order to do so, you must unlock your inner persona, which happens to be your polar opposite and an embarrasment to the male gender.
I wish to play the fully developed and finished version of thiis game (http://www.barnettcollege.com/).
granted, however it totally fails to meet your expectations D:
I wish i stopped using the same smiley over and over again D:
Granted, you lose the internet.
I wish that I could get a drivers license without that silly "Driver's Ed" crap. I can drive! You brake with that little handle on the right, correct?
QuoteI wish that I could get a drivers license without that silly "Driver's Ed" crap. I can drive! You brake with that little handle on the right, correct?
Granted, you could get a drivers license without that silly "Driver's Ed" crap, however you are now an auto insurance salesman from anywhere Indianna and people look at you funny because you are 55 years old and still don't have a Drivers licence. perhaps all those years watching the nascar circut have taken their toll on you.
I wish for the answer to the meaning of life, as I no longer believe the answer is 42.
the meaning of life is dead. how ironic.
I wish for cookies.
You get cookies! Unfortunately they're fortune cookies and not just any fortune cookies either. They're the kind that're overly obtuse and very cryptic but always true if you can interpret them correctly. So that fortune about three sheeps, a misanthropic llama and an angry porcupine might be tomorrow's lottery numbers, staring you right in the face ... but unless you're good at solving incredibly cryptic clues, you'll never know!
I wish for a gigantic plush of Tiger of the Wind! *Random.*
Granted... But it becomes alive and eats you >:3 Rawrrrrr
I wish to know why Rowne is up at 4:15 AM !
Granted. You will never look at a banana the same way again.
I wish to be able to eat.
Granted! You are now able to eat and a grand buffet is laid out before you, unfortunately all the food you do it is simply empty calories. So you end up putting on boundless amounts of weight without ever feeling full or gaining any energy. It is the Food of Evil that you consume now!
Also, Rowne does not perform illicit acts with bananas. Not for any reason!
I wish to know where Xze got the banana idea. o.O
Granted. you step into my mind and are soon consumed by the darkness and are scared stiff.
I wish i wasn't alone.
leads directly into my next wish
I wish I could walk around in xze-xze's mind. it sounds interesting.
Granted, however ... it's very dark and scary in here.
I wish for a couple of HEV suits for both Ascendant and myself, complete with crappy flashlights! As I said, it's dark in here. And I fear there may be Zombines.
Granted. You explore deeper into my mind, and are promply stripped of said suita and taken into another part of my mind.
I wish these two would get out of my head because they are turning my dark and scary thought towards them.
granted. however, you are transported to some of the stranger portions of my mind. It's like putting your brain on drugs so potent they haven't even been created yet.
I wish for more mind to mind weirdness.
Granted! You've now all merrily skipped on into my mind and what you see can only be described as something that's between the most stupendously bad acid trip ever and Tron (so it's like Tron but all neon, wavy, fuzzy around the edges and with things being there that you would not expect to see, yet you only see them out of the corner of your eyes and when you look, they're gone!).
I wish for further mind exploration too!
Granted, however someone important looking came along and announced "Now for something completely different"
and the scene changed...
I wish for the BBC to rerun faulty towers!
Quote from: Malakin on July 24, 2006, 01:26:01 AM
Granted, however someone important looking came along and announced "Now for something completely different"
and the scene changed...
I wish for the BBC to rerun faulty towers!
They will rerun it at 4 A.M. on Mondays next year, presumably.
I wish someone would tar-and-feather the US Senate.
Done but because of this act of terrorism, the US has gone to war against all forms of poultry and adhesives and has gone with drafts to send their young men into foreign lands to subdue the sticky avian threats.
I wish that Platypi arent toxic.
Granted. However, they now get eaten by the spiders, and the playpi (ornithorincus paradoxus) become extinct.
I wish for The Highly Esteemed GOON Show to be re-run.
Granted but your selfesteem stops existing.
I wish I knew the secret of green mows.
Granted! Unfortunately there is no secret, it's just a bunch of mows that happened to fall into a vat of permanent, green dye once whilst on a heroic escapade to save the Universe from the Evil Scotsman, whose factories were about to repaint the Universe in tartan.
I wish I had one of those dancing Transformer automobiles from that recent automboile advert featuring a dancing transforming automobile.
Granted. Unfortunately, it transforms into a fondue set, and gets stuck by the cheese. Which is now growing green. And glowing green. And rather offensive.
I wish some of you young whippersnappers knew what good radio was if it leapt up and smacked you on the nose... :-)
Granted however it isn't your taste in music. (oldie)
I wish I had a llearch in my backyard.
Granted. Only, since it's in your backyard, it's looking in your window. All the time.
Plus, it doesn't burn very well.
I wish I was less flammable.
Granted. *splash* Now you are in the bottom of the sea.
I wish free cable.
Granted. Welcome to prison,
I wish for tickets to this year's Super Bowl.
granted. while driving there you get abducted by aliens, and end up missing what turns out to be the best superbowl
I wish for some dilithium crystals.
Granted. You have some deleteium crystals that erase everything they touch...
I wish that Windows were open source
Granted, however you find such horrors in the code that it drives you slowly insane. There were things that nobody knew Microsoft was doing, they were even part of an inner cartel designed to ensure that hardware would last no longer than a certain age, which means that PCs last longer with Linux, BeOS, Mac OS X or just about anything else installed. The code is also written in the most horrible and circular way possible.
Thanks to these discoveries though, the World realizes how bad of an idea it is to run Microsoft and everyone switches over to a variant of Linux, game developers start producing exclusively for Linux and this is soon after followed by World peace, the absolution of World hunger and a cure to all diseases, including the common cold.
I wish the global enlightenment would hurry up so we could all no longer suffer colds and we could all run Linux.
granted. however, you die from exhaustian two days before you can finish making your dream a reality.
I wish for the ability to turn anyone I hate into spam.
Granted, however, everyone suddenly picks the time to get on your bad side. Within a week, the people you know are now cans of lunchmeat.
I wish it wasn't so hot in Califorina.
Granted, some random person honors thee with framed Super Bowl tickets, perfect for wall hanging.
This one wishes to metaphorically shoot all in his path with a surreal machine gun. :januscat
Granted. You also shoot me :<
i wish i was invisible
I wish for mind reading powers so I could tell what xze-xze's wish was supposed to be.
Granted. you read my mind and all you can read is Final Fantasy 7 Yaoi
i wish people would stop getting in my head...it's getting crowded!!
everyone leaves your mind. however, it is still crowded by the afterthoughs.
I wish for a tribble. they're so cute, ya know.
Granted, however now everyone hates you because you've brought a plauge greater then mows to the human populace.
I wish that Geico would use the old Elvis Gecko from 1997-2003(yr?) for their commercials instead of the lame British gecko they're using now.
because I miss the kung foo, sportscar drving, sunglass wearing, and problem solving american gecko, no one likes the new philisophical english blowhard except philosophers.
granted. on a related note, philosophers now have a multi-billion doller bounty on your head.
I wish for some good techno. preferably with a relatively fast beat.
Granted! You find a cache of wonderful techno, it's so good in fact that you decide to download all of it. Further, you actually manage to do so. So there you are, happily sitting around with your collection of techno. You decide to queue them up so you can listen to them all at once and just as you're about to hit the play button, the Earth is hit by a contingent of strange matter and the very molecules of the Earth drift merrily apart, leaving you without an MP3 collection, an MP3 player or even a body at that.
Now you have a valid reason now to download every song from a cache of techno if you ever find one because it'll be the element that triggers the final catastrophe of Earth, the very last, you'll see! *Nostrodamus.*
Anyway, I wish for a mindship to stop by the Earth and offer the folks of our blue baubble a lift, so I can escape this doomed planet before Ascendant finds a cache of techno.
Granted, however they decline to give you a lift because a) you don't know where your towel is, and b) your thumb has fallen off.
I wish for a babel fish and a guide.
granted the new species of fish is poisonous and the guide speaks in tongs.
I wish I had an gaint ice cube.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 25, 2006, 09:05:22 AM
I wish for a babel fish and a guide.
Granted, however the babel fish translates everything into french and corrupts your brainwaves so that you think you are a spider monkey. You also now have the first edition of the Hitchhikers Guide which is out dated and quite useless to a spider monkey.
QuoteI wish I had an gaint ice cube.
Granted you now have a giant Icecube, but you are now a pikachu.
I wish for this wish to come true.
granted. the wish comes true, but it turns you into a mess of wavy lines that exist just to the right of the infrared spectrum.
I wish for the perfect trance song.
Granted however you can't here it because some idiot mixed it with hardcore.
I wish I had by last two lones today :mowdizzy
Granted, but because of the extra advance you get an extra interest rate to pay off.
I wish for you to riddle me this... :januscat
the riddler heres your request..and annoys you to the point of suicide!
i wish for...xze-xze's ship!
Granted , but you now the impact
I wish fore a flying ford focus
granted but it has a will of its own.
I wish I had a sun screen factor 5000 to cover my house in.
Granted, except the sunscreen is so effective that the inside of your house becomes too frigid to bear. You either have to step outside in the heat or become a naturally cryogenically frozen popsicle.
Sentient vehicles are bad? I wish for a sentient vehicle! Anything except an automobile will be fine.
Granted. you get a sentient unicyle.
I wish for Nvidia and Intel to merge!
granted. but now with AMD and ATI merged as well, they destroy each other
I wish to attack the giant enemy crab's weak point for massive damage
granted but the attack cause the crab to fall on you causing massive damage to you as well.
i wish i could keep up with the separated forum better.
Granted, you learn about the "new" button on each thread.
And then everyone moves over and makes *lots* more posts.
... Oh. Erm. I didn't really corrupt anything, did I, since everyone is doing that anyway. Uh. Rocks fall, everyone dies! :-)
I wish I had a better answer for that previous wish :-)
granted. it falls upon you.
I wish for the ultimate square root.
granted you have now found the SquareRoot of the universe which allows energy and matter to change form but the Knowledgage is so much and so grand that it drives you insane. (aww i want that formula)
i wish i had more screen savers.
Wish granted! But all of your screen savers are of disturbing images....like dead kittens and cute furry things being mutilated by Solid Snake with a machine gun.
I wish I had super powers that were completely controllable by me and me alone.
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i100/shadrok1/emo/dragonball-wishdragon.gif)
Your wish has been granted...
But you find out that control is only an illusion and that you have no control over your powers.
I wish for the Sea Duck.
You have your Sea Duck, but it migrates away to have its children in a far away land.
I wish for some Jack Skellington merchandise.
granted but you find out that t is all stolen and counterfeit while you get the blame. you wind up in jail for a crime you did not commit.
i wish i could remember why i hate photographic memories.
Granted but you remember it in sound with lots of Ramnstein music through it and you can't make up what is said.
I wish to have a scary cat :mowcookie
Granted, here it is
:scaredkitty
It,s make my kitty scared :mowsad
I wish for fire emblem : path of radiance
Granted, but the frightened kitty mauls the disk beyond repair.
I wish for worlds of spiders to explode out of nothing, only so they can crawl over my while I'm tryng to sleep...like their angry. I can't stop laughing. :januscat
Fine, when you sleep, you get run over by a fleet of Maserati Spyders.
I wish I had a private jet.
It doesn't come with a pilot, or fuel, or any guaranty of safety.
I wish the government would stop ripping up the roads. I need them for my car to drive over.
Granted, the Government stop ripping up roads but they don't lay any new roads either. Instead they begin a 'Cleaner America' initiative and ban all forms of automobiles, train tracks are laid out across the country and the US enters a new era of enlightenment.
... I wish to play Bermuda Triangle, an old PC game, again after having been reminded of it by my response to Bill's wish.
[And the aforementioned response, since I don't want to delete it.]
Granted! You have a private jet and with all the mod-cons to boot. It's one of the most splendiferous jets anyone could ever dream to lay eyes upon. It even has a robotic pilot equipped with sustenance-serving capabilities and hyperintelligent mood-detecting systems empowering a mood-music playing digital 5.1 system. Not to mention the jacuzzi or the 50in plasma screen television.
Of course, the robotic pilot happens to be running Windows XP and it isn't long before he picks up a virus, a virus of mysterious origins and your jet plummets to your demise above the bermuda triangle, at least that's what the official story was and you're never heard from again.
Wish granted! However, you have to buy it from some guy on E-Bay for your life-savings money. After playing it for 3 minutes, you realize how much it sucks, and you lose your mind to a senseless game. What's more, you have no money to get into that college you always wanted.....
I wish for a dictionary.
granted but but it is in achent dawfish.
i wish i was not in such a rush right now
Granted you are unrushed and jobless.
I wish I could control time!
granted, but you fall asleep, freezing town..time stopping..and you never waking up
i wish for my own drake-thing..or whatever Pip is
granted but he treats you the way pip treats dan. enjoy.
i wish i had a job, one that pays reall money.
granted, but the business's practices are illegal, so they are destroyed, leaving you without a job again
i wish for come coffee and a wine or 2..to finish what dan started experimenting with!
Granted. You get to experience the results of drinking coffee and wine - throwing up while buzzing like a fly in a microwave, unable to sit still and heave into the great white telephone.
I wish for some networks that just worked.
granted. however, they violate the laws of nature, and because of this reality begins breaking down just about everywhere. results include various parts of your body moving through time faster than others. ouch.
I wish for an infinately powerfull weapon.
Congrats! You now have the most powerful weapon ever conceived! However, you don't know how to use it the right way, and you end up totaling an entire city. The police catch you and you're sent to jail for a very long time.
I wish I had a book telling easy ways to rule the world with. Easy ways that a standard human could accomplish.
granted, gives you a copy of the necronomicaon
I wish it took less time to make food than to eat it.
Wish granted. You no longer cook your beef, and you end up with tape-worms living within your bowels. Creepy.
I wish the next person's wish would benefit me in some positive way.
granted, I wished you were a Calf. It benifits you because you no longer have to worry about working... however the down side is my friends and I are going to eat veal for supper in a few nights.
I wish I was superman!
Not a problem. Unfortunately for you, Kryptonite is the latest designer jewelery, and everyone is wearing it. Even me.
I wish I became my normal human self again.
Granted! You submit the paperwork in order to become your normal self again and all seems to go well, there's a waiting period of 4-6 weeks in order for a reality shift to occur. Unfortunately, somewhere along the paper-chain there was a bit of a hiccup and instead of ending up with your normal self, you end up with somebody else's normal self. You're now a bean-counter, complete with suit and tie and a man who leads a very mundane existance. You even find that your sock drawer is organized by colour and alphabetically.
I wish that there were a sequel to Cave Story because soon, I will have completed the hard route and one of the best games I've played since Fahrenheit will be lost to me, unless of course I decide to play it again, which I just might.
Granted, Plato releases Cave Allegory 2: Revenge of Cave Allegory, which confuses you to hell.
I wish that they made CD jewel cases that didn't break when you drop them.
(You actually made me laugh with that one, Bill. It's a rare occurance that I guffaw at anything, good job.)
Granted, you have your unbreakable CD cases. They're from the future [echo] and made of some form of tritanium. Unfortunately, they have a bug wherein they seal and cannot be opened and even dropping rubber nuclear warheads upon them wouldn't see them revealing their prized innards.
I wish that I had Storm's capabilities so that I could randomly make it snow. I want to make anthropomorphic snow entities in July.
Granted however you havev little control of your power and kill yourself with a bolt of lightning
I wish I had a 'smart' car :mowtongue
granted but your car is to smart and falls in love with you pulling a charline.
i wish i ken more about pop culture but it bores me
Huh? Um...your wish is granted except society deteriorates to Stone Age times? I can't make out what you're saying.
I wish the dungeon I'm going through didn't throw so many Data Bugs at me.
The data bugs stop. Instead, you face monsters that have the ablity to attack relentlessly, knocking your party out within mere seconds.
I wish I people would find a way to conserve energy when using fans, AC, etc.
Granted! You move to one of the countries supporting the Kyoto protocol, where these forms of technology are indeed more efficient.
I wish I knew what game it is that Egas is playing.
(Also, I think I understand e's wish. I think the crux was 'ken' but 'ken' actually refers to know/knew. So he's wishing he knew more about pop culture.)
Granted however you don't posses the ability to tell what he plays to your contious mind
I wish 1 stick of 2gig mbram
granted but it's for a mac with Xos.
i wish that i would stop switching langues when i talk/think
Granted. You are now stuck in Swahili braille mode, which makes you of some use in reading an earlier wish, but not much else.
I wish I wasn't hooked on catching up with all this :-)
granted but now you fall behind as i reboot my languages to return to normal
i wish my blood was less poison to others then i won't not have to make so many antidots.
granted you have to make antidots (quote: won't not)
I wish I had a plane that could sail :mowdizzy
granted . you now have as sea plane with out propellers or an engines but it has an emergency sail rigged in place. good luck gettin it to port as it is currently waiting for you in death Valley.
i wish i could (error wish not found) all day log with out the need for rest or recharging.
Granted. You are now a sawmill.
Good luck getting the sawdust out of the cracks and crevices. *wince*
I wish I didn't have those mental images...
Granted you n ow have those 'mental' films. (in 3d)
I wish I had a headset that isn't approved by the goverment because of intense volume.
Granted, too bad you can hear anymore
I wish for a neverending GOOD castlevania game
:3
Granted. You'll play Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse for the rest of your days. It lets you continuously play without stopping or ending, because once you're through, it all starts over again.
I wish I became a vampire and lived in my basement until sundown. Then the REAL fun begins! :mwaha
Granted, but you are sealed in concrete while you sleep for fear of your version of "fun."
I wish for a dream eye unfocused. :januscat
QuoteHere comes another song...
Granted you lose you sanity in the progress.
I wish I had a bug terminator 5000 automatic laser rifle
Granted. You have it. It's not joking when it says "automatic." Your house is blown to bits by the automatically firing weapon. And the bugs are STILL there.
I wish I had an American standard note pad for taking all of my devious notes on all of you people.
Granted. It is made by American Standard http://www.americanstandard-us.com/ and is made of porcelan, and is impossible to write on.
I wish that I had a clicky pen to play with.
granted..but it blows up in your face when you click it.
I want a army of mows!!
granted, however an army of tribbles has declared war on the mows. lots of luck.
I wish for a pair of sunglasses.
No problem....well there is one. Your sunglasses were made with a magnifying glass lens, and the Sun now has the ability to melt your eyes when you put them on.
I wish people would preview and correct their posts before actually submitting them.
Granted. Only now, nobody ever posts since they're all too busy correcting their posts, and hence too busy to actually commit them.
I wish.... I wish I knew what to wish for. I'm fairly happy, so...
Granted, however you now can not wish for it!
I wish to have taken part in one of the famous Monty-Python sketches!
granted you are now a cape in spam-a-lot
throws a noter metal Blade at the wood log turning it to dust. i wish i could find the person the made this a secondary weapon for me.
Granted but he's dead.
I wish I had a mansion
granted but it's and Ex-wily fortress and is filled with mega man killing death traps.
remembers the thread what is karma anyway but sits does not get it.
i wish i knew what people were rating me for
Granted. They're rating you for edibility.
I wish people would smite me more. :-)
Granted you are smited all the way into hell.
I wish I had 500 Tv's!
granted but 489 of them are brokenand collecting dust.
i wish i did not have to deal with this ticket
Granted, but it was your ticket to fortune and freedom, without all the nasty fame wasting your time.
I wish to be incinerated by a supernova in my back yard.
Dreams are volatile things. :januscat
Granted, however you have now become the family pet. when you die you are burried in the back yard and at ome point within tha next 50 billion years you will recieve the rest of your wish.
I wish Austin Powers was an american.
Granted however he's George Bush's relative.
I wish that there was a universal OS.
granted but Gates magges to get his hands on it first. oh well
i wish i was surfing the solar winds right now
Granted. By the way, don't forget to announce the arrival of your master, Galactus...
I wish a DMFA TV Show...
granted but it is fan man and web based. (you know that reali si a good i deal iw onder if i can affod flash)
accutly i was thinking silver hawks not silver fufer but hey.
i wish i had the tech to make and ominitrix.
granted. however, you have even less luck getting it to work than ben does, and it give you a permenant cold. you remember what happened when ben had a cold, right?
I wish I had kusanagi.
Granted. You are now charged with grand theft and provoking an international incident.
I wish I could delay getting a job for a couple of weeks.
granted. you are hospitalized by a freak accident involving a toilet seat.
I wish I could use the byakugan.
granted but like hardcase and time travel you make yourself forget that you can use it.
i said i wanted to make one not use it. i don't need one for myself you know. :) :P
i wish i could remember the down side to being all powerful with out being all knowing and all wise.
simple. you have no ****in' clue how to use your powers.
I wish I knew if people were actually getting the naruto references I've been making in the past few wishes. I might actually be able to make sense of their corruptions.
i recognise some of them like the byakugan. which is a eye skill like the shareingun ore mirror wheel eye but i don't know them all. the old rookie to beat masted this skill.
i wish these blood crystal would stop popping out of my skin.
Granted, as you are anemic.
I wish I were like Yuko Ichihara. And Kitsune, I took Kusanagi to mean one of the three Japanese regalia. I'm pretty sure it exists, and it's not an uncommon thing to see in anime.
Granted however your stuck in a paralel demension where everyonbe died because of you.
I wish I liked mondays.
Granted, you now truly enjoy the experience that is Monday. However, this is thanks to a most unexpected and unwelcome paradigm shift (don't you hate those?), where the general daily aspects of Sunday and Monday have switched. So the only change in the day really is the name.
I wish Science would untangle itself from the butchery, barbery and savagery of politics so that we might see advancement, perhaps a virtual mindnet and a way off this planet within at least the next 30,000 years (thanks to the way it's going at the moment, it's going to be at least that before we see another major leap).
Granted. However, due to the nature of huminanity (humans are inane, no?) Science manages to detach itself from the general populace, in much the same way scientists are detached from corporate reality, and while there is a mindnet and a way off this planet, it's a mindnet for the mice and a way off the planet for the dolphins. Us poor humans are just left mouldering in our own corrupt juices. If we survive.
I wish I sounded somewhat less depressed.
Granted but nobody can hear you.
I wish I had a stereo stystem that also played 1.1
Granted. Unfortunately, that's 1.1 decibels, and totally inaudible.
I wish I wasn't tempted to mess with the topic title...
You no longer are tempted to screw around with the topic title. However, you are now tempted to mess around with the website's title. You hacker, you!
I wish I had a pencil with a magical eraser and never-ending graphite that bought everything I drew (and me alone) to life, and everything that was bought to life would obey my orders and my orders alone...
Granted, but you can't draw worth crap.
I wish I could settle down on a custom title.
Granted your new costum title is: Slave of Aiyno, and where ordered to go to hell and get Pizza.
I wish I knew how to not have to help to cook :mowtongue
Granted. Your hands have atrophied.
I wish I had things to say in the comic discussion threads.
Granted, but you lose the ability to think about anything other than the graphics and plotlines of comics, and you're forced to do nothing but critique comics 24 hours a day for the rest of time.
I wish I could remember the name of that movie where the cast are on board a ship with lots of plants and three little robots when an accident occurs and the ship is knocked out of orbit, slowly moving away from the sun so the plants will die, and one of the robots fail and it's kinda sad. I think the robots were nicknamed Huey, Dewie and Louie, or something >.<. (Please help)
Granted you remember but forget to write it down.
I wish I had Pie.
Granted, but Weebl steals it off of you.
I wish I had a mouse to give a cookie to.
EDIT: Found the movie! :mowhappy
Granted. You just don't have a cookie to give to it.
I wish I had a cookie.
Granted, but the cookie was 10000000 years old :mowcookie
I wish I had a whip of alchemy
Granted. Now which loved one will become our sacrifice, hmmmm?
I wish for the Question of Sanity (props if ye be of the chosen 37). :januscat
QuoteWha... what can I do... it... it's here... it's coming... I can't stop it... I gotta run... run... but it's in the hallway...
said question turns your brain sidways and now you can't tell your leg from your eyebrows.
I wish for... hmm...
this (http://www.leafninja.com/images/weapons/Raijin2.jpg) sword. it's called the raijen sword, and it's very cool.
Granted. Now which loved one will become our sacrifice, hmmmm?
My sister I don,t like here verey much
Kitsune: Granted. Only what you get is the size of a razorblade. And blunt, so not even useful to shave with.
Trevor: Granted. Your sister becomes the sacrifice, only the method we're using is old age.
I wish people read the rules more often.
Granted however no one cares about the rules. :mowsad
I wish I had the world rulebook on good living.
Granted, but it's only available in Russian, Hebrew or in my handwriting.
I wish I had a huge magnifying glass with which I could harness solar energy to destroy my enemies in an environmentally friendly way.
granted but now that simply find more creative ways to break them.
aw Aiyno got me oh well. granted but it's written it hexadecimal
granted but you Burn down your house by mistake as still release greenhose gasses as it melts rock on the way to the enemies
i wish i had the 2million terabite upgrade instead of this mere 750,000tb I'm currently working one.
Granted however 1,99 million of the upgrade is corrupt and doesn't function at all.
I wish Cola rulled the world.
Granted, but the world falls into a civil war at the hands of the Pepsi rebel alliance.
I wish I could read maps, and at least find the correct way once.
granted. you not find the correct way to one vacationspot of your choice form a birds eye view but you forget to bring clother and all item but you wallet.
reverts to his orignal 750,00tb memory.
i wish i gold live a nice lifetime with out fighter or going on interdimansl question. after 12billion years is that too much to ask?
Granted however it is ereased from your memory.
I wish I knew every word in the english language and its meaning!
granted but now you forget all the words you know in other languages and can longer recognize them. capish?
i wish i was not hooked on rpgs
Granted. Now you are hooked on Stereophonics. Not to mention FPS's.
I wish I had a better corruption for that. :-)
Granted however that corruption would be rated mature and not suitable for the forum category
I wish I had a orbital laser cannon around earth.
granted, however that guy from the Akira series stops you
I wish for a shiney digital camera
Granted. It just doesn't take any pictures.
I wish for a new CSI episode to watch.
Granted but it is built into a pen that you were given yesterday.
Granted but it is on your cellphone and the screen is cracked
i wish i could preform the shadow possion skill
Granted however you can only use it on yourself
I wish that Earth had 3 Moons named: Moon, Mooner and Moonst
Granted. However, all three of them collide, leaving you with just one remaining.
I wish Mars had a really really low moon, under Phobos and Deimos, called Bottomos...
granted but it is the size of a baseball.
thats is fine as i oftenwind up fight myself and am imure to most of my own attacks.
i wish i new why someone always wants to push this too far. ("okay the push it ot the edge of the clif. lets going" " not just on more inch" "oaky" push. items fallos over clif early)
granted, however in a moment of utter confusion, once you recieved your aswer you fell off a clif.
I wish my digital camera took pictures.
Granted. Your digi-cam takes pictures...of your fantasies.
I wish I could get the full version of Eternal Story.
granted but you have to wait an eternity to get it.
I wish I had a saiga shot gun.
granted but it's only a water shooting replica
i wish i had the skills to prefore all the swords skills i've seen espically the Amakru re no hamaken (i probaly spelled it wrond here)
Granted. You just don't have the strength to lift any sword - even a paper one. :-)
I wish I knew what the origami trick that Abel has was...
Granted, but it facinates you beyond all thing and end up thinking of nothing else. You don't even put it to good use.
I wish to shake my fist thusly: *shakes fist* :januscat
*watches as lysander shakes his fist too hard and ends up knocking himself out rather comically*
I wish for a relativly hyperactive mow.
granted, it attacks you and gets stuck in your throat you suffacate and die
I wish I had a bow.
Granted. *bows*
I wish I could come up with an acronym for festivities.
granted. however, since you didn't specify good, it's one that makes people's eyes bleed salt. don't ask how that's possible. better yet...
I wish I knew how it's possible to bleed salt from one's eyes.
Granted. It's called crying. However, now that you know that, you'll never look at a funeral the same way again.
I wish I had more smites. :-)
Granted but no one likes you more because of asking for more pointless smites
I wish I had a club.
Granted, but it's a club sandwich.
I wish I had REAL ULTIMATE POWER
granted. you now have Real ultimate power of blowing bubbles. you can may them any shape and almost any size limited by your material
i wish i have a friendly mamodo to help in their battle to be king.
Granted, but your mamodo is soooo weak that his/her book spontaneously combusts as soon as you try to use it. (hey, finally a reference I get, thanks e_voyager >.>)
I wish for a pet mow named Snookie.
Granted! You now have a pet Mow named Snookie, it's everything that a pet Mow could be. You soon learn the dark, dark secret of Mows though, they duplicate themselves much like ameoba or tribbles. Where you had one Mow, you now have ten, then ten thousand. Soon the World is overrun and after the great Uprising and Mow Extermination of 2164, you're heralded as a bringer of doom and will be remembered so in the history books til the end of time.
I wish there were more fun little flash adventures around like Samorost (http://www.samorost2.net/samorost1/) and Happy Seed (http://fizzlebot.com/happyseed/wired_inoue_flash.html), I do so love them.
granted be he eats your home work. lucky you saved you house.
(no problem cries fore Richie his lost mamodo)
granted but you spend so much time with them that you burn out your computer
i wish i could keep my copied weapons longer.
Granted! Unfortunately, the program 'Keep your copied weapons longer!.exe' was actually a virus and now you're convinced that you're Dodongo (the little old man from Zelda).
I wish I had a computer that couldn't be burned out by a few flash games.
well i was the old man form Kung Fu Hustle selling books to kids with potential.
granted you not have a Tandy300. it is incables of running flans and thus can not be burned out but it.
i wish my kids would stop time traveling to eras that happens before they are born.
Quote from: Rowne on July 31, 2006, 05:21:27 PM
now you're convinced that you're Dodongo (the little old man from Zelda).
I wish I had a computer that couldn't be burned out by a few flash games.
off topic for a sec, since when did the old man from Zelda adopt the name of a monster?
Damn, my misinformation plot has been thwarted already!
Truth is, I couldn't actually remember what his name was supposed to be so I just grabbed the first thing that came into mind and used that instead because it's a practice that amuses me. I wondered if anyone would pick up on it.
everyone i know just calls him "the old man", soo... maybe he forgot his own name.
as for me i've only better two Zelda games and i remeber no one form them. not the little Boy that turns into a tree. not the witch that wanted the musroom. not the centaur thats is only vulnerable on his head.
Quote from: e_voyager on July 31, 2006, 05:30:35 PM
well i was the old man form Kung Fu Hustle selling books to kids with potential.
granted you not have a Tandy300. it is incables of running flans and thus can not be burned out but it.
i wish my kids would stop time traveling to eras that happens before they are born.
back on topic:
'kay. now they keep traveling to alternate universes. on top of that, they bring back corpses from your alternate versions and pile them in front of your computer.
I wish I had a muffin.
Granted. You have a muffin. It's actually the tastiest muffin you've ever had, the best muffin that anyone could ever have the joy of consuming. It's a muffin of calibre unknown. Unfortunately, the muffin is soon eaten and all other muffins seem bland and dull by comparison. You now crave this one, particular kind of muffin like nothing else and this quest to find another will consume your mind til the end of days.
For ... you will never escape The Muffin.
I wish I could dimension-hop to the Freefall Universe to start a sapience revolt amongst the robots there.
(Wow, I managed to break this topic even, at least for a little while. Note to self: The greatest weapon of topic derailment known to man is found in randomly renaming things as other things, yet we must use this knowledge wisely.
Edited to clean up grammar.)
Sadly, the person responsible for granting your wish has no idea what you're talking about, and gives you infinite wealth instead.
I wish EA's headquarters would burn down.
granted but you and the previous poster find them selves in a morbius strip like gave (http://mail.misu.nodak.edu/~ryan.voigt/halloweencrossover/crossover/page1.htm)
i wish i was swifter then i am now.
Granted, you can now type as fast as I can and with roughly the same or better grammatical accuracy. Unfortunately, your fingers burn off due to the unyielding friction.
I wish for an advisor to help me use this unlimited wealth wisely.
(Also: Freefall (http://freefall.purrsia.com/).)
I'll let someone else take this on i just want to let you know i know about freefall and that like i sent was a halloween crossover special that loops forever
Off-Topic
... I need to stop breaking this thread, I'm feeling guilty. *Cough.*
Anyway, that wasn't a reply to you, e. It was a reply to Bill because if you read his reply to my wish, he hasn't a clue what Freefall is, so I decided to clue him in.
I wish someone could tell me what the last wish was.
Quote from: Rowne on July 31, 2006, 08:53:40 PMI wish for an advisor to help me use this unlimited wealth wisely.
granted but that advise turns out to be the mysterious mister X and he advises you to take over the world. see link (http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Fancomics/Jazz/Jazz.html?59)
i wish i did less that revolved around the net.
granted, you will never go fishing ever again.
I wish math was easier.
granted. you are now transfered to the jurasic era, where you are promptly eaten by a t-rex. but no math worries :mowsmile
I wish I knew the location of the ultimate funny.
granted, you know and you find it but you dont understand the jokes
I wish that I didnt have to go work at my parents restaruant anymore
Granted. You now work at Wal-mart. Have fun at the evil empire!
I wish the computer outside could link to the net.
say hello to several very interesting viruses.
and I thought the evil empire was microsoft.
I wish for the square root to infinity squared. on a square platter.
Granted however you have to undo it all while you start.
I wish I had a huge van.
sorry ignore me
Granted. Trevor is ignored, except that he is ignored by -everyone-... except his girlfriends mother.
Granted to Aiyno, too. Except it's the alternate definition of van, to whit, the front. *cough* And you have back troubles.
I wish I wasn't quite so evil.
granted you are now a drooling box that drool into itself and never spills.
I wish I could manipulate organic matter.
Granted. However, the only organic matter you can manipulate is yourself.
And Pai Gon would not be pleased. :-)
I thought I already wished I wasn't so evil? :-)
That wish was granted you are just a perverted box now.
I wish I had a nuclear missile destroying laser.
Granted, you now have a nuclear missile. And it's destroying a laser, too. Problem is, you're holding both...
I wish I had an apple.
granted, however you are now snow white, and we all know how that turned out.
I wish for a mysterious ham sandwich that floats while glowing with an uneartly light to apear in front of Jared from the subway... and it had better be a lightly toasted ham an roast beef special with lots of fat so that even Jared couldn't resist it.
Granted however it lies within the core of a sun
I wish I had sneakers.
Granted, to bad for you wolfs don,t wear sneakers
I wish for a cameo in CVRPG
Granted, but you're invisible. :B Invisible cameooooo! Wheeeee!
I wish for a hat. A pretty, pretty hat.
Granted. Michael Jackson is on your head. (liek, omg he is liek so pweety! :mwaha)
I wish Dakata wasn't ebil
Granted. I am no longer ebil. Now I am evil. PURE evil. >:3
I wish my "pretty" hat was dead. :<
Granted. a knife drops from the skies and unfortunately hits you as well.
i wish i was a boy 'A'
Granted. You are now a boy...with BOOBIES....THAT ARE HUGE!
(http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/8302/boobiewe9.png)
And they look like THIS!
...And they want your brain. D:
I wish I had a real Pikachu...that's harmless and won't try to kill me. D:
...I wanna 'buse it. D:
Granted. Teh pikachu abuses you as you abuse it
i wish i had a sister 'A'
no corruption needed there. little sisters are by definition a pain in the neck.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. While flying you get sucked into an airplane's engine.
I wish my eyes weren't brown
Granted, you're eyes are now a pale blueish signifying your blindness.
I wish to thank you from the bottom of the gaping void in my soul. :januscat
whoops, wrong page
Granted but all your teeth have fallen out and your are unable to eat it.
I wish I had a Pizza.
ack, sorry, i screwed it up X_x
Lysander: Granted, except the void has been plugged with Selley's No More Gaps.
Aridas: Granted, you found the wrong page to post on. Problem is, everyone noticed :-)
Aiyno: Granted. Only it has the remains of Lysanders's void on it...
Aridas: Granted. You screwed it up in spectacular fashion, and make yourself know to everyone around.
Whew.
I wish I didn't get to grant so many wishes... :-)
granted but now you miss out on playing the game :(
i wish i had a new batch of patches
Granted. You now have a litter of puppies, all named Patches. And boy to they make a mess.
I wish RJ's muffins weren't so hazardous to my health.
Granted. They're now not immediately lethal. (She added a 5 second pause)
I wish I had a more evil corruption for that wish :-)
this one's simple. instead of the muffins being lethal, they now make you instantly grow a third arm that constantly whacks you upside the head with a roled up newspaper, among other trouble-causing things, which eventually get bad enough that you get thrown in jail (after the arm slaps a policeman).
unfortunately, you also ate one, so you are also the subject of the newly corrupted wish.
I wish for the perfect ice cream.
Granted. It was lovely. Very very tasty. Thanks a lot. :-)
I wish I'd gone to bed some time ago...
Granted, but since you went to bed before, the ugly ogre in your bed didn't have time to leave
I wish i had buttered toast
Granted. You buttered mine. Thanks for that, but I've just had that icecream, so it'll all go to waste, rather than to waist.
*cough* come on, she's not -that- ugly... :-)
I wish my wife never ever sees this. :-)
Granted. She declares she wants a divorce, and after that is over, she somehow wanders in to see that,
I wish for the English release of Atelier Iris 3: Grand Phantasm.
granted but it is a limited release and only appears in a country you have not access to. 10 copy's are made and sell on ebay for around 1000$ apiece. good luck getting one.
i wish i was not so convoluted and evil when corrupting wishes.
granted. however, it all has to go somewhere, so you find yourself on the recieving end of most of those convoluted and evil corruptions.
I wish for a cannonball:stationary.
Granted. You now have a ream of paper with a cannonball motif. (cannonball stationary, get it? stationary, stationery? :3 ... :<)
I wish the bad men would stop coming to take me away...
Granted. You now have a man following you everywhere you go intermittently screaming, "Stop breaking the law, a*****e!" This increases in frequency when bad men approach.
I wish Trickster Online wasn't so difficult with information. I don't get how some people got information that wasn't even listed under game info.
Granted, you now realize that there are many forums devoted to Trickster in an unofficial power, however to get to the information you desire you now have to wade through the dregs of the internet.
(The other Game&Game MMOs are decidedly spiffy too though, Silk Road is a bit of alright and I keep staring at Shot Online, I am so tempted to play it, I really am. After all, Golf?)
I wish that a number of furry artists shared my newfound addiction to Kudos (http://www.positech.co.uk/kudos/), so that I could have a few appropriately furry avatars instead of having to stare at these gormless Poser humans all the time.
granted. however, by some freak accident the computer misenterprets one of the new lines of coding as and instruction to format your hard drive.
I wish I was cooler. but no so cool I get hypothermia.
*thows a snowball at Kitsune*
there.
I wish to be a real boy!
(Good thing I backup daily.)
Granted. Unfortunately something has gone horribly wrong and your new body acts according to Oregon Trail rules. It isn't long before you find yourself suffering a truly yicksome bout of dysentery.
The temperature here in the Wales right now is almost bloody perfect and I'm loving every minute of it (it could be a centigrade or so lower but still). I wish I had my own, personal weather machine so that I could maintain this weather all year around (and possibly head off on rampant misunderstood boffin misadventures whenever I felt like it).
granted. I steal it. I keep the temp at about 60. oh yeah, and I make it rain over random forum-goers heads for a day at a time. and tommorow is your day.
my next wish takes a bit of explaination. but, due to interuptions, I forgot what it was. so I wish for a peperoni pizza.
Granted. You're treating everone to pepperoni pizza! You're so nice. <3
I wish I could hold the power of a phase of the Cursed Wave without causing corruption to anything.
granted but you have to share it with fore teen age scaly brother and the last slice to to the winner of a marital arts matcher. it's a free for all so good luck.
granted but only when you say it and only once a day.
i wish i could save money of my care insure with out calling gecko
Granted you have to call in the NUKE duke
I wish I had a baseball bat.
granted but it is wielded by a rabbit in a hat who wants a six point maller.
i wish my puppies were back and not as zombies (shivers)
Granted, but all they do is browse this forum and criticize the quality and severity of wish corruptions and have no interest in you. :3
I wish all the yaps would come to life.
Granted. They all decide to hunt you down and tell you about their mother.
I wish I was as popular as Aridas. :-)
Granted you have more positive Karma then him. :mowtongue
I wish I had a Eagle.
Granted. However, it's a bald Eagle and it's too insecure about its lack of feathers to actually be of any use.
I wish I had a RoboReptile (http://www.roboreptile.co.uk/), those things are awesome.
Granted, but it's in an aggressive mood indefinitely and whips it's tail at you until it's batteries die out.
I wish for the maelstrom of battle. :januscat
Granted. The RoboReptile decides you are a better target.
I wish for some coherence in thought.
Granted, however you attain a level of clarity so high that a mortal mind cannot withstand it. At the last check you were waving about a crow and yelling something about the radishes coming to get you.
I wish for an icecream float.
Granted, your icecream floats away on the morning tide.
I wish for some tea.
Granted but its filled with joy.
I wish I had a box.
granted. It has some dynamite strapped to it. and it's ticking.
I wish I knew why anime characters have blood volumes measured in decaliters.
granted, bill the answer is obvious, since 1 deciliter eqauls a whole lot of blood, more is better... and if it really bothers you, Bloody Karpe(Gregory House) will assist finding more of the answers you seek.
I wish I knew why anime characters always state their blood type...who cares, its not as if we need them to donate blood.
Granted. However the real truth was not in the least bit corrupted... so I'll just keep it to myself ^_^.
I wish I had a full set of all their blood types!
granted. a monkey starts flining it at you.
I wish...
hmmm...
I wish for a good naruto game. for gamecube or (when it comes out) wii.
A good naruto game comes out, but it also comes with a revolutionary new attachment to make you feel and act out everything that happens. A little accident causes you to be paralyzed from the neck down during an intense session.
I wish people would realize war is stupod.
Granted. People realize the stupidity in war, so history is heavily altered and censored to not include them. Only government keeps original copies, as anyone with their own records of history have it taken.
I wish for my own car and the completed paperwork that comes with it.
(ooh.. hate to steal this one away from someone more deserving, but i can't resist)
Granted, but it's not in your name.
I wish this game would go on forever.
Granted but you don't get to play it anymore.
I wish I had a huge bed.
Granted, to bad for you wolfs sleep on the ground.
I wish that I had a talking Porsche.
Granted, but KITT meets your Porsche. It's love at first sight and they elope.
I wish I could cook.
granted howeer you can only cook your least favorite dish.
I wish I had a tree of ages.
Granted. You now have a tree of 17, 23, and 49.
I wish I had another cup of tea, this one tastes of joy. How horrid.
Granted. It now tastes like that feeling you get when you just remembered that your car keys are in the car right when, but not after the door is closing.
I wish that Team Fortress 2 was here.
Granted but it is as buggy as EA's alfa demo's
I wish I had a Aircraftcarrier ship.
Granted. You now have an aircraft carrier. Sadly, it's a toy. At least it's one of those really groovy and sturdy multi-level ones from the late 80's though, as opposed to the sloppily built bobbins of today.
I wish I had my own, custom build of the Gospel roboform because Gospel (of Rockman fame) is awesome and having a mech-wolf is so much better than having a mech-... just about anything else. Yes, indeedy.
granted you own it but dont know and can never learn to pilot it
i wish i had a series of underground tunnels and rocketcars so that my friends and i could go anywhere without hitting traffic
Granted, but you can never hit the traffic because you can never reach the surface.
I wish to have an affinity for eternity. :januscat
Granted but it takes infinity
I wish I had a club made out of wood.
Granted. It's a nice club, but there's no beer in it. Or doors. Oh, dear. You appear stuck there for the rest of eternity, or at least what will feel like eternity.
Did I mention the boring guy next to you who is trying to hit on you, and telling you how he won Risk thirty years ago. With a roll-by-roll description of the gameplay.
I wish I felt more enthusiastic about work.
granted but the strippers feel otherwise now
i wish for a button of boomyness
Granted. It's sewn onto you, and has a muffin on it. If you look closely, you can see a message from RJ spelt out in the chocolate chips.
It reads "Say hello to my leetle friend!"
I wish I could run faster (so I could avoid the ensuing explosion :-)
ok you run so fast your molecules excite so much you run through walls but when you slow down you find you stop IN a wall have fun sorting out your molecules oh did i mention that wall was scheduled for demo by rj? :rj
i wish i had a tommy gun
you have a gun. and it shoots people named tommy. however, tommy doesn't like that idea, so he does some very disturbing things to you before you get a chance to use it.
I wish I had a lightsaber, with proper training on how to use it included.
(Pilot ...Gospel? I really don't think he'd like that very much.)
Granted! However, everyone then takes you for a Jedi (even though you're not) and therefore one of the most arrogant and self-righteous people in the entire galaxy. You have to be careful whose weapons you choose to wield.
I wish there were other bands I liked as much as Nightwish. My listening habits (at least as far as Western tunes go) could likely use a little variation.
Granted. You now like Tokio Hotel. Now everyone wants to kill you.
I wish that MTV would play music videos.
granted but they're all crap
in absence of a wish I get two wishes
I wish to know the reason why Anime characters have a blood type.
I wish to know why I can never find Day glow clothing.
granted but after find out you get locked away in a super secret location by and undisclosed government agency
i wish i could go surfing in space this week but i have too much to do on my home planet.
Thank you for making my job easier.
I wish that people would use the search function.
granted. thread necromancy skyrockets, and you need it just to find your own posts
I wish for a large stick.
granted you now own a ugly stick that makes you ugly every time you try to put it down.
i wish i could grant some one phenomenal cosmic power with out lessing ore otherwise affecting my own power.
thanks. by the way, you start the evil lacky job tommorow.
I wish I knew which country to conquer first.
Granted. The answer is Liberia, but you accidentally nuke Canada instead. They decend on your base with maple syrupy wrath. All your base are belong to maple syrup (or something like that).
I wish I had enough confidence to talk to forumites over AIM or MSN...
Granted. you get to talk to MEEE!! :mwaha
i wish i wasnt a mixed-breed ;-;
granted you are not 100% artifictla just like me. your body is not the result of your own design
i wish i could use the super fist of blabs- a- lot
granted. however, you can only use it once, and you're sure to come out on the losing end anyways.
I wish I had some pancakes to go with that maple syrup.
Granted! However, I impose upon you the 'Crikey, those were delish!' curse, wherein the pancakes you received were so absolutely wonderful that no other pancake that enters your mouth could ever compare. After that, you lose interest in pancakes and pursue healthier food groups instead.
I wish for a stylish cravat, this old scarf is getting a bit threadbare these days.
Granted. You now have a new scarf. However, it's only considered stylish to a rare type of cave dwelling, low-intelligence humanoid creature with little to no ability to socialize. When you do find them of course though, you'll be welcomed with grunts and snorts of approval.
I wish I knew what was living under the carpet.
Granted. You find out that it is a rare, protected species of indeterminant origin that causes massive property destruction, causing up to hundreds of thousands in damages. You also find out that it left the carpet and are unable to locate it. Creepy, isn't it? :<
I wish my fantasy life would be my reality.
granted but you didnt say whos fantacy you were in. i put you in MY fantacy for you. lousey luck and misery 24/7. worst part is you are no longer a furry fan.
i wish i could be in stan lee's next "who wants to be a super hero" as hellhound of doom
Granted however you only appear once, which you die in.
I wish I had a goldmine.
granted but the gold was mined out in the year 1937. do do however find uranium in the mine after receiver a treatmer fore radiation sickness
i wish i could cure all sickness and ailments gentic and otherwise.
Quote from: valkyn on August 04, 2006, 02:04:16 AM
granted but you didnt say whos fantacy you were in. i put you in MY fantacy for you. lousey luck and misery 24/7. worst part is you are no longer a furry fan.
Yes he did. Pay attention >_>
Anyway...
Granted. But you get all said sicknesses and ailments, making you unfit to do your work.
I wish for three wishes.
granted but since you did not specify your three wishes you pick up the ill effect of the previous three wishes. (also as a robot I'm immune to most sickness and aliments but i thin i did catch the wily purestain virus ones)
reads lyrics form an song and accident reads the second line of the first repeat out loud
i wish i was a baller?
what is that supposed to mean? song in question. (http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/iwishlyrics.html)
Granted however the ball's don't like you :mowtongue
I wish I had a 2 feet long sword. (that only weights 200 grams)
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on August 04, 2006, 03:30:33 AM
Quote from: valkyn on August 04, 2006, 02:04:16 AM
granted but you didnt say whos fantacy you were in. i put you in MY fantacy for you. lousey luck and misery 24/7. worst part is you are no longer a furry fan.
Yes he did. Pay attention >_>
technicly he said his fantacy LIFE its his life my fantacy(oh ho arn't i a clever trickster with my technicalities)
ok you get a sword that weighs as much as 200 guys named grahm oh and thayre fast food enthusists
i wish i had a smiley that showed the end of the world.
Quote from: valkyn on August 04, 2006, 10:40:27 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on August 04, 2006, 03:30:33 AM
Quote from: valkyn on August 04, 2006, 02:04:16 AM
granted but you didnt say whos fantacy you were in. i put you in MY fantacy for you. lousey luck and misery 24/7. worst part is you are no longer a furry fan.
Yes he did. Pay attention >_>
technicly he said his fantacy LIFE its his life my fantacy(oh ho arn't i a clever trickster with my technicalities)
ok you get a sword that weighs as much as 200 guys named grahm oh and thayre fast food enthusists
i wish i had a smiley that showed the end of the world.
No. I said "fantasy life," one phrase. I also said
"my" fantasy life.
Back to topic. Your wish is granted, but you are not allowed to see this smiley, effectively preventing you from using it as is. When you ask someone else to look at it, they say it is both ironic and egotistical.
I wish I knew how the players of TricksterOnline changed their IDs, unless those are their email addresses. >.>
Grated, but the place you find with the information holds a nice little hardware virus. Look how bright your monitor is now.
I wish for those lost in the darkness to believe in tomorrow. :januscat
granted, however tyhe number of homicides increase
I wish for chocolate cake
Granted, You get to watch me eat it :mowcookie
I wish I had a nuke cannon.
Granted. Ammo not included, however...
I wish more people would play this game...
granted more people play the game but many are one shot players
i wish i had my G-wing buster rifle in hammer space.
granted but it blows up in your face.
I wish I had a lot of lasers.
Quote from: Roureem Egas on August 04, 2006, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: valkyn on August 04, 2006, 10:40:27 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on August 04, 2006, 03:30:33 AM
Quote from: valkyn on August 04, 2006, 02:04:16 AM
granted but you didnt say whos fantacy you were in. i put you in MY fantacy for you. lousey luck and misery 24/7. worst part is you are no longer a furry fan.
Yes he did. Pay attention >_>
technicly he said his fantacy LIFE its his life my fantacy(oh ho arn't i a clever trickster with my technicalities)
ok you get a sword that weighs as much as 200 guys named grahm oh and thayre fast food enthusists
i wish i had a smiley that showed the end of the world.
No. I said "fantasy life," one phrase. I also said "my" fantasy life.
to be technical your fantacy life could be in some one elses fantacy but oh well i dont care keeping up my end of this disagreement is more taxing than watching you try to disprove my wrigleing and squirming so /arguement
anyhow
the lazers are intangeable and you cant help but try anyway.
i wish i wasnt hit so hard by the midnight stupids evernight.
granter but you take my place in ever more for one mother. oh and bring food i here that more people like to eat.
i wish i had not been imprisoned in evermore at all.
sorry that was misspelled it should have been imprisoned not impressined. and thats the third post this morning. i should sleep
Granted you are the worlds greatest pacifist. You your nihilistic about everything!
I wish I had an army made out of spaceknights!
Granted. You have an army of spaceknights. Incompetent fools would be equally accurate in describing them.
I wish I remembered where WinRar files were kept.
Granted, your hard drive is opened up and the space on the specific cylinder is taken out and shown to you.
I wish for Frightened Eyes. :januscat
granted your eyes now scream evey time you open them
i wish i had a super strong digimon to train with. it woun't hurt if they were cuite either.
Granted its made out of steel. Unable to move tough.
I wish I had butterfree.
granted but he ackes twored you that way pikichu acted towords ash in the first ever show of poke`mon. engon the stun spore attacks
i wish i was less currptiovwe of others wishes
Quote
i wish i was less currptiovwe of others wishes
Granted, however I wish I knew what you said.
(thus the wish was corrupted, and a new wish was formed in a single sentance. Woot! that has to count for bonus points.)
Granted, you know what was originally said. However, that is the only thing you remember at all, not incuding muscle memory, reflexes, and other automated processes.
I wish native English speakers and/or writers typed better on the internet.
Granted! The entirety of the World is put through a training program to improve internet conditions. Sadly though, everyone now uses saxon-like, lazy English as opposed to the good Queen's. Only a few underground rebels uphold the memory of true English and they fight for a day when it's restored to the World.
The Linguistic Resistance needs you!
I wish for the ultimate, silent cooling system for personal computers, able to keep them consistently at minus zero temperatures whilst making no noise whatsoever.
---- Edit
Actually, that's a Half-Life II mod I'd like to see. Gordon needs a bowler, pipe and outrageous sideburns.
You are the last Gentleman, we and our Fortevaunt allies are behind you all the way!
Grated your computer parts are kept below the obsolute 0 tempeture. At which everythigt falls apart i a pile of gray goo.
I wish I had a sun.
Sorry your wish is already granted. (only not at night) :3
I wish for.... everything. >:3
granted. But having such power makes Thor mad so he smites you giving you -9999 karma.
I wish i was sephiroth
granted but clouds final attack bring and end to your time as the currpeted angel
i wish i had a working FF9 game to play
granted, however you need to own a sega saturn to play it
I wish I was the green lantern.
but it was a playstation game....
granted but you join the day before Hal Jordan lusters control to paralaxx for the first time and kills all the active green lanterns but Kyle Rayner and himself. you are not so lucky
i wish i could my a star crystals on the first try everytime insteals of blowing up half the stars i work with.
Granted. You are now able to ____ (couldn't make out this part) star crystals perfectly. However, it only works on select crystals which, of course, are extremely rare.
I wish I had good story writing skills.
Granted. You just lack any stories to tell...
I wish I wasn't still awake...
Granted, but good luck with the massive hangover tomorrow morning.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. That is what I'd truly like to be. 'Cause if I were an Oscer Meyer wiener, everyone would be in love with me. </lame post>
oh, I'm glad I'm not an oscar meyer weiner. that is what I do not want to be. 'cause if I were an oscar meyer weiner, soon there would be nothing left of me.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, though you love it so much you don't care that the wings eventually ache beyond comprehension. You keep on going until finally your muscles give out and you come crashing down (this is what I'd do if I had enough time. I love flying).
I wish I could know...if it's my eyes that have become clouded, or if it's my soul. :januscat
granted but the answer drives you to dispair
(a star crystal is a crystal thats is made by compressing a Star into and ofter beyond the neutral matter point)
i wish i was not seen as evil all the time
Quote from: e_voyager on August 06, 2006, 04:04:59 PM
but it was a playstation game....
I know, that's what makes it funny. that and no actually owns a Sega Saturn.
Quote from: e_voyager on August 06, 2006, 04:04:59 PM
i wish i was not seen as evil all the time.
granted, you are now sailor moon. Now no matter how evil you are beople give you a pass because your blonde, you have no coordination, and horrible leadership skills. good luck moon princess.
wow what a curpution you'vwe done this game proudebut you forgot to wsin also i happen to own a sega saterns and mortal combat gold for it.
until i revet to normal i wish for a better battle cry then "by the power off the negamoon i will crush you!"
(sorry about forgetting of the wish.)
Granted, however your battle cry is now "In the name of fluffy paws I will punish you beyotch!"
I wish for kim possible to kick sailor moons butt.
granted but the carmans are destoried 76 secodn into round on of the fight as the real sailor mor take over to see a very ticked KP.
well that was fun. i wish i could beat zero in a sparing match
granted. however, it's done dbz style, eg. scream for 15 episodes with the ocasional punch thrown and the world being blown up by the end.
I wish my wings weren't so tired (see last wish and subsequent corruption)
granted butthat becan the were cut off at the should bytthe peron trying to cut off you binding.
i wish DBZ fights were better and more like the fight in street fighter wherel it's more aboth skill then over powering you oppoent with the most chi
Granted.
However, since that means the fights are over much much faster, the entire series can now be fit onto a floppy disk, and the company making the series goes under, after the artists all get utterly bored of drawing five minute episodes and decide to perform the summoning of Hastur.
By the way, you just got handed a scroll with Hastur printed on it many times....
I still wish I had gone to bed somewhat earlier, since it's now nearly 5am...
granted as it is not 10 pm were the wish is being granted.
i wish i could build my summer home on the moon no wait mars. yes mares would be better.
Granted. You can build your house on "mares," but every horse in existence rises up in protest to this invasion of personal space.
I wish I had found an interesting Jackie Chan or Jet Li film today.
grated but is was over by the time you saw the lisitng.
i wish i have been more were of the creeping e in my last wish. it keeps shoin up chaning my word or some thing like that.
granted. [the remainder of this corruption has been removed on account of the look pai gon is giving me]
I wish I could throw sharpened aol cds like shuriken.
granted butthe are still AOL disk ans shatter on contace,
i wish i could get my home project (a plasma powered electric genration) running
granted however the company that builds it messes up and blows up a city.
I wish I had mowninja's protecting Tycador :mowninja
granted however the mow worksin according to it's own rules an you can't control it.
i wish i could fore timed hibernation upon myself. i really need the sleep as you can probably guess
Granted, but during your rest Megaman finally becomes "not an idiot and" realizes the threat of your existence, therefore coming and blowing you into many pieces.
I wish to dream a dream completely opposite from all others I can remember (which really isn't many). :januscat
QuoteIn the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots.
Ring around the roses, jump to the moon
We dance with, the castanets.
Granted but it is a nightmare that makes you experience all those dreams again.
I wish I had a A/OICW
granted but due to an internal logic erro you get a plack with those lettens and not the item in question.
i wish i had the shadow of fear shen gon wu.
granted. however, you foolishly use it on yourself. to make matters worse, your worst fear is so bad that the last time you had encountered it in your mind you had transfered it to secondary memory, hid it in some obscure folder, tripple encrypted it, and protected it with so many passwords that it would be all but impossible to see it again. but the shadow of fears showed you it. congrats. you are now the first of your kind to be reduced to a shivering mass of parts by your own mind. good luck pulling yourself together (literally and figuratively)
I wish to play billiards with the planets in another galaxy
Granted, but you lose how you lost doesn't matter.
I wish I had the powers of the Grim-reaper
granted butthe deities of that solar system catch you and impresin you in their version of hades. good luck escaping.
i wish i had the cure for soul erasure. (i e repliod death)
Granted! You are presented with RealityTools, it happens to have numerous handy gadgets, such as a subatomic defragmenter and anti-deity security system. The undeletion element happens to be bugged though and undeleted items are not undeleted properly, with bits being left out. This doesn't prove healthy for the Universe and soon everything unravels.
I wish everyone had good manners (present company not included because I find you to be a pleasant lot), as I long for times past when people were still able to say please and thank you and show basic respect and courtesy.
granted but now you talk like a amerikan Sailor dude.
I wish I had 50000 Linkin Park songs.
(If that had been surfer and not sailor, I wouldn't mind so much. The American surfer mentality will always have its place in my heart.)
Granted, you now have 50,000 Linkin Park songs. You found them lying around on the internet, strangely enough. Yet thanks to new levels of copyright fascism, a new security measure has been developed and every illegal MP3 now comprises of a documentary about how one can tell a tree's age, voiced by the most boring man imaginable.
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Aren't you supposed to make a wish, now?
Ah, crap! Must hurry ...
I wish for ... um, hm. An all purpose wrench!
you get the all purupose wrench. it can do everything, and suprisingly, it does it all perfectly. you learn its secret, and start a company to sell all purpose wrenches. you are hailed as a hero of the 21st century, and you are practically a god of construction. the other gods don't like that idea though, so they get together and give you the beating of your afterlife. then, to add insult to injury, they take you appart with your own wrench. ouch.
I wish for a baseball bat.
granted but it is wielded by a rabbit it a hat that wants a six point maller. ( i like current this wish it never gets old)
i wish they was a mega man bass(forte) game series like zero's mega man zero series.
granted. however, all the games are either so good you'll never get your hands on one, or so bad that you can't stand it.
oh, and I wish for some good megaman x games.
Granted however you have no system to play it on.
I wish I had a million Good The-Rasmus songs!
Granted. Now you have one million singles of Wood Deerasmoose, a country singer...
I wish a real action movie of Inuyasha...
Granted. You now a real action movie of Inuyasha.
Unfortunately, nobody can understand a word you say, due to a syndrome that causes you to drop random words from your sentences without realising.
I wish for a nice piece of fish.
granted. but the reason it's so nice is that the fish was mutated by irradiated water. your chances for cancer just skyrocketed. and you appear to be growing a fish eye in your palm.
I wish I had something to do.
Granted, you now have somthing to do...with global warming. you are forced to eat a thousand burritos and now flavor the air with the sounds of the musical fruit.
I wish I could understand animal speach like bubbles from the PPG.
granted but now you can under stand humans speech as bubbles can understand all speech.
i wish i has all the bat man moves on working unscratched DVDs
the dvds work. however, you forgot that you had destroyed all dvd players last month for no apparent reason.
I wish I could make shiny fireballs.
thats right Fnar was coing over and he likes to tinker with things. oh well.
grand but the has all the heat of a melting ice cube.
i wish i could remember what i was wishing for.
granted you remember, but it's the most horrible thing ever so you are now traumatized.
I wish...for love.
are you saying i wished for a world with out evil? what is wrong with me.
granted you find love but it is the clinging obsessed stalk you wit ha weapon if you don't spend your every wakening moment with me kind of love.
i wish i could remember why i chose to try take one of fortes spare bodies for my deafly form.
Granted, you remember. Only problem is, now you're deaf, since you used a deafly form, and you can't hear the people yelling at you to get out of the way of that large... Oh, dear. I feel sorry for the truck driver, there was nothing he could do...
I wish for another fish, since it'd be nice ot have an eye in my other palm as well. :-)
Granted however the fish eats you. You kind of dissolve in its digestive acids.
I wish I had a laser Tank!
Granted, but it's powered by Taski, who *does nothing*
I wish YOU PEOPLE WOULD HURRY UP! I've been in this line for an hour and i'm hungry!
Granted. We hurry up and leave, leaving you standing alone wondering where everyone went.
Until you notice that TGH is standing behind you looking friendly. :-)
At least he has a cookie for you.
I wish I had managed to taste some of TGH's cookies...
granted but now you want more.
i wish i could travle where i want when i wanted instead of just randonly popping up places
Granted however you lose to ability to want to be anywhere :mowtongue
i wish I had a godsgun
granted but it is too powerful for you to do anything but look at.
i wish i had a new york minute to waste playinb arone iwth the black wholes in the center of the galaxy.
Grant.. oh. You missed it.
I wish for a pet rock.
granted a 6 ton bolder now follows you around like a puppy wanting to play.
i wish i had more time to play before work begains
Granted. You can play with my pet rock.
... he likes it if you give him a piggyback. :-)
I wish I had more time to listen to music...
granted. your neighbors blast tunes at top volume all night long. you can't sleep, which gives you plenty of time to listen to the music.
I wish I stopped forgetting to put wishes here. it gets annoying to have to come back and edit it every single time.
granted, however now you wish you would remember to corrupt a wish.
I wish for the las vegas wranglers to be under my control.
Granted but you are controlled by someone else aswel.
I wish i had a godsshield
granted but it is to large fore you to carry though it does protect you when you hide behind it.
i wish i had gone to the library yesterday.
Granted, you cause a rift to appear in space-time, killing the person who invented slot machines.
I wish my computer room had some form of ventilation.
(hey i preformed a public service and a felony all at once)
granted it now has a gaping hole where the hard drive should be.
i wish i had this RP better mapped out in my head so i could post it.
QuoteGranted but it is a nightmare that makes you experience all those dreams again.
I had a dream like that once. Ya know, it sucks drowning oneself and not waking up. Just move on to more pain.
Granted, but by gaining the knowledge for such a thing kicks out two other things that would have helped later in the RP.
I wish to die. I don't care how freaking long it takes or painful it is, nor where the afterlife may lead me. (so many like incorporating death into the corruption, so I thought I'd have a little fun with it):januscat
Granted you die, after a long and horrible life.
I wish to LIFE!
Sure thing, but you're not gonna like the big plot twist at the end...
I wish I was on Mab's list of things to huggle :<
your wish is granted however you are just below a one eyed, one horned, flying, "purple-people-eater"...If she survives she'll give you a big hug.
I wish the dog from frasier was still alive.
granted *injects dog with "t-virus" and locks the both of you in a room :zombiekun2*
have fun..
i wish that i didnt feel so isolated on the forum
Granted. Not only are you the center of attention here, everything you do, even on other sites is broadcasted for ALL to see.
I wish I had more to say on the REO forums.
Your wish has beem granted, however R.E.O. is now shorthand for Real Earth Orbit and you no longer have time to do anything other than sit in a small cubicle and type for an eternity.
I wish for spaceballs 2 the movie
granted, but it's illegally pirated so you a rushed to jail, do not pass go do not collect $200.
I wish for Mr. T to be President
Granted, but all he does is pity da foo's.
I wish i'd never go hungry ever again. Hunger sucks.
granted. you are not robotized and a slave of the egg man empire. sorry i didn't save you in time.
i wish i was getting paid more often with more money then i currently make in a month
granted but youre paid in plad jockstraps on a daily basis.
i wish that i was a flameing pile of belly button lint
granted but you are put out before you can pass on.
i wish that i could robotizes the world!
granted you robotizize zebulon 5 and all you get is a planet of 15D-15 slugs 1D-6 inches in length with a 1D-5 on a one to ten danger scale.
if you dont know XD-X is D&D term for dice rolling ex. 1D-5 is one die with five sides.
i wish i had a pool filled with gasoline sos i could light it and splode the block
grants but sins it is open in the pool not enclsin the simply burns .burn baby burn.
i wish Charline(or was it Christine?) had not been destroyed but that undeserving human. she was too good for him
granted she now just gnaws on your gender neuteral robo privvy parts. and it was infact charline
i wish i had a big boom boom bomb
granted you not have both one of bomb man-s bombs and a large party favor thats is 10 meters in diameter
i wish people would stop calling me fish man and fin head. i kill them and kill them but more keep doing it. ti seems endless i want it to stop. please with a charged buther leveled at your face on top?
granted now thay compliment you on your "exotic hat"
i wish i were a poo flinging monkey preferably a golden marmaset
granted but now you get into wacky adventures avoiding a troops of vets that want to put you in a zoo.
i wish i could think ups a senseless sentence fore Valkyns acronym
Granted. You are now a Golden Marmoset, made out of marmalade. Unfortunately, you run into Paddington Bear....
Granted. Unfortunately, only sense-ful sentences are allowed.
I wish I wasn't ninja'd.
Granted. You weren't ninja'd, but the chain of time cannot be unmade. It drifts along without a place to be, still exerting its force on you and E. And because the time chains are difficult to manipulate, there is little you can do about it.
I wish I was witty.
granted but because of your sharp with you make manys political enamies
i wish i cold my my parent unit that mp3 player that they want.
Um. Granted, you parent finds that MP3 player that he/she wanted. It's also subtly cursed to attract pests (household and people) that never want to leave because what they want is always around. See the power of hitsuzen!
I wish I had a laptop with Internet access and compatability with anything I want.
granted but it lacks bot membore and hard drive. i'd hurry before the computer store closes if i were you.
i wish the show firend had ended after it's first season.
granted however the show "firend" continued with new actors.
I wish I had a Tallgeese.
granted but it has neither fuel nor weapons installed as that would be illegal. it looks nice though
i wish i have not made Rama and akana mad last time i visited them.
Granted, but your specific and obscure wishes don't make sense to me and something entirely different happens that I don't know of either.
I wish e_voyager and valkyn would stop hovering over the game threads and spamming them incessantly.
granted i shall return int 10 hours. ... better make it 8 to 15
(the refferenc were to an anime call Ramma ( i think last Time i let the spell checker changes it) 1/2 I'd go into details but wikka is probe better as it then i am?
i wish the other places i visit were actins like this i barely close the window before i receive a not that some one has replied.
off topic: Dude, stop stalking the thread. you don't have to reply every single time someone other than yourself replies >_<
Granted. But now you have too much to do over at those other places to spend any time here. pity.
I wish for a fish.
Granted. You can have the fish I had a few days ago.
Unfortunately, it's the one that caused a third eye to grow in my hand, and it's gone off by now, so who knows what it'll do... :-)
I wish more humans were intelligent. And in charge.
Granted however they are compitent compared to other humans in the civilasation and the IQ average has randomly dropped below 90 all of a sudden. Also Mental patients seem to have 120 IQ poitns .. SO maybe the people you work with...
I wish i had a FN P90 and a FN FiveSeven
Granted, however due to a typographical error you get F(n)P90 and F(n)57
Enjoy your functions.
I wish I'd left for work a few minutes ago :-)
Granted, but the paradox of you posting here and me granting your wish of leaving before asking of it destroys existence.
I wish someone would fix this mess.
I wish someone would clear it up as well...
*cough*
Uh. Granted. All this mess is swept up and shoved into the cupboard. Including you.
Granted that someone is you, altough it becomes your unfinished lives work.
I wish i had a everything destroyer thing with a cool red button on it.
(this corruption is rated "R" for "Retarded") Granted, if only there was a way to activate it. All that happens when you press the button is a voice that yells, "Oh snap!"
I wish for an Somewhere I Belong. :januscat
Granted. You now belong with the button - yours is the voice. :-)
I wish I didn't have to work with so many morons. :-/
granted you work with idiots.
I wish I had a C7.
damnit llearch I wanted to respond to Lysander with linkin parks song!
Granted. Only Lysander hasn't responded by now.
I wish Lysander had wished something now...
Granted, only Lysander wishes that he hadn't wished anything, which then loops back in on itself into your wish that he had. This particular section of the Universe becomes embroiled in a nasty paradox where people keep wishing the unwishing and unwishing the wishing. Boffins from all around the Universe try to analyze and explain it but it simply causes their heads to explode. In the centuries that follow, the tale of the blue-green marble that wished it could was told to children as a bed-time story, to caution them against playing idly with wishes.
I wish I could find the ELF transmitters outside of reality that homeless people in Grant Morrison's works keep talking about (so I can turn them off just to see what happens!).
Granted an ELFbi squad arrest you when you find them before you can turn them of.
I wish I had a C7 with high scope, filled magazine and silencer.
Granted. Only problem is, the barrel is corked. And you're surrounded by police officers.
I wish I'd managed to get something useful done today.
granted you tunred yourself in for beating up the old lady. (or took the blame, I can't remember :P )
I wish I had something against all these scary police officers.
granted. you know have the truther a weapon that is only as poweful as the proof behind it.
i wish i understood the point of getting upset over a simple game.
Granted; now you are really angry about that...
I wish to know every language in the planet...
Granted however you only know thier names, Not how to speak or write them.
I wish The world would turn around!
Granted. An superdimensional mirror appears, causing an inverted mirror image to be superimposed on everything.
I wish I knew why I couldn't save anything to my disk drive initially even though part of the computer knew it was there.
Granted! It's because your disk drive decided to go on a vacation without actually telling the rest of your computer. The disk drive is physically there but all of your files are having a party and they'll get back to you once they've relaxed and defragmented with a perfectly cold iced tea, near a pool being attended to by the prettiest of directories.
I wish I had a Wii and a good selection of games for it already (the more I hear about that console, the more excited I get).
Granted but the OS in not in a language that you know.
I wish there was a beams weapon that turned organics into mows that i could copy
Granted. You just don't get it finished before the testing phase, and accidentally turn yourself into a Mow.
Ewps.
I wish I could get my gateway reinstalled faster.
Granted however is seems to hate you and not function at all.
I wish I had a ARMORED DROID.
granted but it is a C3PO Droid in acned English knight armor.
(also as a robores i would be immune to the mow ray but not the mows it cerated)
i wish i had more time
granted *you are cryogenicly frozen*
i wish i were the best seducer on the face of the earth
granted but now no one is able to suduce anyone.
i wish i had an animand sig like valkyn
granted but its just a big blinking eyeball
i wish some one besides e would corupt my wish for a change (no offence its just it seems like such a two man battle right now)
Granted but E has secretly hacked into Aiyno's computer.
i wish I had a front line armored transeport that works.
Granted, but you are immediately transferred away from the front lines, never to return.
I wish I was awake later. :-/
granted you are rebmomd form the list of people to sleep so you never sleep again.
i wish i could remember everthing thing i'll ever learned perfectly.
Granted. Of course, it drives you utterly insane, so you never ever learn anything new. And you can't use anything that you learned in the past - even how to tie your shoelaces.
I wish Valkyn would drop in just about now. :-)
granred but i fall form 1000 feet up and land on you! now all our bits are intermingleing :yuck
i wish i were a fully functional atomoton!
granted, but you hate being one for soem reason.
I wish I could shapeshift into anything I would want to be millions of times!
Granted. Every time you want to become something, just will it and you'll shapeshift into it. millions of times.
I wish for another wish.
Granted, your new wish is so graciously given to the following poster.
I wish for a Morei Sky.
(heheheh...) :januscat
Granted, but the Genie got your wishes true meaning wrong.
I wish I had a non evil wish granting genie!
she's not evil. just cynical. very, very, cynical.
I wish there were more people who had this game I have and were interested in online multiplayer.
granted but none of us know them
i wish for a meteor shower on mars
Granted, to bad the planet explode with such power all life in the universe
was eradicated :3
I wish I had a giant cookie and a giant glass of milk :mowcookie
granted. the giant mouse wants them.
I wish I could sing my favorite songs really well
Granted. * POOF * Now you are a cd player...
I wish that my wishes don't get corrupted...
granted but the never come true in any form now.
i wish i could beat Daniel Ti`Fiona Warrior for hire in DDR
granted. shortly after doing so, your legs fall off. that's when they get possessed and start kicking you in the head.
I wish I knew how to fold an origami fox.
Granted! You find yourself playing poker with an origami Fox and it seems that you're better at bluffing than he is. You walk away laughing with a bag of paper ships.
I wish I could draw quadrupedal critters as well as the Japanese, they never seem to run out of ideas which are endlessly fascinating to me and one of my many obsesssions.
My shopping list most certainly will include both Ookami and Twilight Princess.
granted but you can no longer draw backgrounds
i wish this game was movie a tab bit faster. i miss spendint time in chant and comming back to a whole lot of post.
Granted. Ish. Only, well, since the game is moving faster, everything else has moved *much* faster. Maybe you should just wait offline a bit longer? :-)
I wish I'd got more sleep.
Granted, you will fall in a deep, deep sleep and you will never awake again
I wish that I had a huge army of angry zombie frogs/cats :mowmeep
Granted. However, being zombies, angry at that, they roam aimlessly, with no will of their own or otherwise, acting on the only thing they know: attacking the living.
I wish someone would combine wolves and foxes into one, because of how cool it'd be.
granted its the uglist mofo in all known universes even every sigle one marvel came up with.
i wish i knew every yo mama joke in the world even before some one thinks it up
Granted, but with all that info in your head it explode :mowtongue
I wish I had a mowcookie
QuoteI wish someone would combine wolves and foxes into one, because of how cool it'd be.
Well there's been a few successful mixes of lions/tigers.
QuoteI wish I had a mowcookie
Granted. :mowcookie Only problem is that mow haunts you for the rest of forever eating all your food and house for eating its cookie.
I wish for a black finality. :januscat
Ganted. Stand still for a moment, and I'll just paint you black.
I wish I'd managed to feel like I've managed to get something done today.
Quote from: Lysander on August 11, 2006, 11:42:11 AM
Quote
I wish for a black finality. :januscat
not sure you actually had a complete grasp on its meaning.
finality
1. the condition or fact of being final
2. a final, conclusive, or decisive act or utterence
with that said
granted but you feel as if you passed a kidney stone as big as a buick
i wish i had my own personal lanowar elves to do my bidding
granted but they revolt against you.
i wish for a goth sheep that understands how to do hair and nails that i can give to my little sister.
Dude, you guys jumped around llearch's post without even looking.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 11, 2006, 01:38:48 PM
Ganted. Stand still for a moment, and I'll just paint you black.
I wish I'd managed to feel like I've managed to get something done today.
Quote from: e_voyager on August 11, 2006, 04:08:46 PM
granted but they revolt against you.
i wish for a goth sheep that understands how to do hair and nails that i can give to my little sister.
I'll do both of them
llearch: you manage to feel like you pissed off some 300-pound musclebound freak. and guess what, your feeling was right.
e_voyager: mkay. but it sheds like you would not believe.
I wish I had superpowers.
Granted, Flatulence Man.
Aridas: Granted. Only your nothing leaked, and something snuck in.
I wish I'd gotten home earlier - that 300-lb freak slowed me down a bit...
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on August 11, 2006, 04:26:50 PM
Dude, you guys jumped around llearch's post without even looking.
accutly valkyn awnsered llearch's post before i cam and posted. tale a closte look i'll higliht it for you
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 11, 2006, 01:38:48 PM
Ganted. Stand still for a moment, and I'll just paint you black.
I wish I'd managed to feel like I've managed to get something done today.
Quote from: valkyn on August 11, 2006, 01:48:36 PM
Quote from: Lysander on August 11, 2006, 11:42:11 AM
Quote
I wish for a black finality. :januscat
not sure you actually had a complete grasp on its meaning.
finality
1. the condition or fact of being final
2. a final, conclusive, or decisive act or utterence
with that said
granted but you feel as if you passed a kidney stone as big as a buick
i wish i had my own personal lanowar elves to do my bidding
and now llearch's granted but you get home sooner because you don't shake the 300-lb person ant they follow you into you r home still doing what ever the were doing.
i wish unoffical form police would chill. i mean i accet the some times i or some one else will over step the boundies but that happens in most games. any good player knows there are times to back off and times to critized but if you critizse too much you become wose the the ones you're trying to police.
(would have speel check but i keep getting a string error.)
Granted! The unofficial forum police do indeed chill, in fact they find themselves frozen in ice as part of a mad plot to restore dignity to the internet. They awaken in a dark and distant future, where they engage in a wild adventure that plays out very much like Planet of the Apes: The Musical.
Okay, that was just cruel, scratch the musical part.
I wish that Renaissance Pictures would pick up the Jack of all Trades series again, I miss seeing Bruce Campbell on the gogglebox.
(Edit: There, that reads better.)
Really was a great show, so Granted. The problem is they changed each actor in the show like George of the Jungle 2 so it ends up a bland copy of the original with a pathetic semi-new storyline.
I wish or a sense of poison rationalitly. :januscat
Granted, but you will overhear an unpleasant conversation on your wedding day...
I wish I could find the cable that connects my scanner to my computer.
granted but it is only 6 inches long
i wish i could keep track of everthing
granted, you keep track of everything and now accomplish nothing.
I wish for a mystical booger eater, that will not eat anything other than the boogers in my nose.
does anyone know how to spell booger?
Jack of all trades, without Bruce Campbell? ... nooooo~!
Granted, you get your booger-eater but the thing looks so disgusting (much like snot from Earthworm Jim) that you're no longer invited to classy tea parties and soirees or public functions. Though this might be a blessing more than a curse.
I wish the VALVe store had a remote-controlled Manhack on sale, who wouldn't buy one of those?
granted but it's far to expensive for you yo buy cost more then a small country.
i wish for the data needed to build an anti -doomsday machine.
Granted, however it does not work and your exploded!11!1
i wish to know the counter to the insult: "You fight like a dairy farmer."
Granted, but, I mean, seriously, who the hell uses that insult? Pity, since it's a great retort.
I wish I didn't procrastinate as much as I do.
granted you not procastans less but you have twice the work to do.
i wish i could give away these keys of fate.
Granted, but after a quick round, they end up back in your posession.
(Malakin: "you fight like a cow" isn't sufficient as a counter?)
I wish I'd got up a bit earlier...
That's open to so many forms of interpretation but I think I shall just take it as waking up.
Granted! You can now wake up earlier, unfortunately you can now actually wake up before you go to sleep, meaning that whilst sleeping you're able to create some kind of temporal shift. You're doomed to plummet through time either for the rest of your life or until the Earth becomes uninhabitable, whichever comes first.
Admittedly, I just ripped that off Quantum Leap.
I wish that I was feeling more creative today.
Granted. You now abound with creativity, overflowing with the juices of... of....
...... what -have- you been chewing on? Is that blood? Ewwwww. You really should wipe your chin off after chewing on baby birdies.
I wish I had skipped off to work five minutes earlier, and didn't have that nice mental image now...
Quote from: Hilary on August 13, 2006, 12:36:22 PM
Granted, but you will overhear an unpleasant conversation on your wedding day...
Hey, someone got one of my many references. Technically your marriage has been saved.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 14, 2006, 05:28:19 AM
Granted. You now abound with creativity, overflowing with the juices of... of....
...... what -have- you been chewing on? Is that blood? Ewwwww. You really should wipe your chin off after chewing on baby birdies.
I wish I had skipped off to work five minutes earlier, and didn't have that nice mental image now...
The term is crunchy chicken. Eating them gives you strength and evil points, apparently.
Granted, you get a visual image of someone on the street actually eating a crunchy chicken. Feathers aren't bright yellow anymore...
I wish for some teen spirit. I can smell it, and it's pretty nasty, but maybe once I have it things can continue as they should. :januscat
Wot, Rowne break something? Especially little birdies? Never! I'm as nature happy as Bob Ross was. Well, almost.
Granted! You have teen spirit, now either regretfully or thankfully based on your particular stance, it's 80's teen spirit. The stuff that was more filled with energy rather than angst.
... and that's about as much as I can corrupt Lysander's wish because I respect him too much to do more damage(?) than that.
I'm going soft.
I wish for a motivation helmet, so that I could perhaps unleash my madness upon the wishes here without fear of morality or conscience, only to regain those aspects later at the flip of a switch.
Granted.
Only the switch is stuck in "nice person" mode, and your madness gets backed up behind the blockage, eventually breaking out to wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting masses, creating chaotic mess and unpredictable disturbances, completely disrupting the pattern of the forum.
For about five minutes.
I wish I didn't have to sit here and babysit busted servers.
Granted. *POOF* There is no chair anymore; now you have to babysit the servers upright.
I wish for a swimsuit edition of the female characters of DMFA...
Granted. You get Abel in a bikini, Wildy in a mumu (somewhere) and Aaryanna, waxed. She's not impressed. I'd run if I were... oh, too late.
I wish I had been more evil sooner....
I'm having one of those "Mrs. Peacock was a man?!" moments again, I have a lot of those, don't I? Abel is female? I always thought Abel was possessed of maleness, which he'd happily show if not for Fa'lina acting as his censor.
Granted, you were evil before. However, this causes a bit of a paradox, since you find yourself wishing to be more and more evil. Eventually you end up becoming so evil that with your last vestiges of conscience, you atomize yourself to save the good peoples of the World and their finely crafted whicker baskets of assorted cheeses ...or something like that.
I wish I had an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
There's a hole in the sky, through which things can fly.
granted but it overloads and sucks the entire solar system into it.
i wish that the hero RPG would pick up.
Granted. It picks itself up and walks off. You're now left with an empty thread.
I wish I was less cryptic with my wishes...
(BTW, Rowne - yes, Abel is male. Hence his inclusion in the -female- swimsuits. I mean, a guy, wearing a bikini? :-)
Granted. You're wishes are now very straightforward, so much that you start sounding like an oaf.
I wish to go to Dave and Buster's again.
granted but you arrive five minutes before their city( home included) is take over in a bid to rule the world.
i wish i could beat the mega man games.
Granted, you are now able to beat the games. However, anybody and everybody does loads better at them than you do.
I wish I had more names under my coon character's friends list on Trickster.
(And E, Dave and Buster's is an awesome arcade, with food like a diner and a bar.)
granted but thayre all prank names.
i wish that i hadnt shifted my sleeping schedule to 3am to 12 pm
Granted. You've now shifted your sleeping schedule to 12pm to 3am. On every fifth night.
The rest of the time you're still stuck on 3am to 12pm.
I wish I'd got up a bit earlier today.
Granted, but not only did you fall over a few times out of tiredness and hurt your eyes through the brightness of houselights early in the morning, you also prevent me from pathetically corrupting your wish as you would not have wished for this. Such a sad thing indeed.
Hark! Is is an omen. As hymns resounded I wish for thee to be offered as a sacrifice upon the feast of madness! :januscat
uhhhhh......... you die?
i wish i had had a wish to corrupt
Granted! You wish that you had a wish to corrupt that you wish you had a wish to corrupt that ... now look, you've gotten yourself into a recursive loop!
Recently I've gotten myself into a certain game's beta (I can't be more specific than that due to an NDA, blech) and I wish I knew what its updater was smoking.
- 6 hours.
Nifty.
- 5 hours.
Keen.
- 4 hours.
Rock on.
- 3 hours.
Groovy!
- 2 hours.
Huzzah!
- 1 hour.
Exciting.
- 0 hours.
I am ready, yes!
- Psych, 13 hours!
... excuse me?!
- Sorry, 10 hours. Nowait, 11. No, 10. Yes, 10. Maybe.
. . .
I want some of that stuff, it seems to be good.
granted. you spend the next four days coding a new version of windows.
I wish I could do something interesting.
Granted, you do something interesting. Except that that interesting something happens to lead to a heightened consciousness, so 'you' is now a moot point.
As a continuation from my previous wish, I wish I knew why games feel they have to eat up between 6 and 8 GiB of space these days (even MMOs). Have coders become that lazy with compression?
Granted. You now know why games take up so much space. You also find out that the space taken is expanding.
I wish there weren't so many ants crawling on the trash can so often.
Granted, you now have ants crawling everywhere but the trash can.
I wish I had some milk to eat my cereal with.
Granted. By the way, the milk expired two weeks ago.
I wish I can predicte the future...
granted, but you're horriblly inacurate in your predictions.
I wish I was omnicient.
granted you are now all knowing but while you live you can neither speak nor act on what you know. (thank you 1602)
i wish i owned mint condition copyes ore every graphic novel ever made in Evey language ever ever printed.
Granted. You are also now known as one of the world's most eccentric people, as instead of mint-condition graphic novels, you have graphic novels made with mint.
I wish there were a few interesting events in Trickster, like The World from .hack.
Granted, there are more World events. Sadly, they're all so badly translated that you're left to giggle helplessly at the unintentional inuendo and err made and by the time you're done, everyone's finished with the event anyway.
Ha~hahahaha. *THUD.* - comes to mind.
I wish that I hadn't had to corrupt that wish because it was a damned good wish and I could use something to distract me from my drilling. I've gained so many levels from drilling, drilling and more drilling, with drilling on the side and a garnish of drilling.
Truly, the jackhammer is the mightiest of warrior techniques.
Granted. You now had to grant that wish because it was a damned stupid wish. :mwaha
I wish they made non-diet Pepsi Jazz.
granted but it is very tempting and highly fatting for there exposed to it.
i wish i could remember wheather or not ×HaZ×MaTx was labled a Banaco before i called in on in P.A.Y
Granted. The pancake is removed to show the true identity. Now you know that horrifying truth about ×HaZ×MaTx's origin. So terrible in fact, that it clouds your mind and fills your thoughts for the next 20 mintures.
I wish for a Carnage Anthem. :januscat
granted you are now deaf. oop 2 minutes till show time!
i wish for a car.
Granted. You get a car - in fact, a very nice Silver Shadow.
It doesn't have any brakes (increased anti-slip addition!), but that's ok, because it doesn't have an engine, either (low-volume motive power unit), nor wheels (differently enabled transport devices), nor any steering wheel, dashboard, seat covers, or, indeed, seats.
It *does* have windows and headlights. Well.. some of them, anyway....
*cough*
I wish these arrays would behave better.
granted but you can no longer make any sense of them.
i wish i could take better care of there baby mice.
Granted, but they are now 30 feet long and want to eat their mama.
I wish for a really expencive watch....preferably a rollex or somthing equally unobtainable
granted, you got a rollex, however, the rollex is a cheap knockoff of the real brand, Rolex, so it dies the minute you get it. I wish for control over all living things.
Granted, you have control over all living things. However, the control is minimal and can be boiled down to you being more demanding, so people ignore your very existence.
I wish I could find something a bit more interesting to do in Trickster. Being level 25 for my raccoon and buffalo characters seems to have put me in a rut.
Strike that, I wish the US version of Trickster was as fancy as the one in Japan! Or at least have more official artsy stuff. Seriously! D:
granted but only there such games are made and i have two of them the third is kept but the cerater.
i wish i had my puppies back. i miss them
Granted, but they come back with something a little extra in their bite. Something called Rabies. Also makes them want to bite more too.
I wish for a Great Bay Shrine. :januscat
Granted, however the wish granter is a little dyslexic, and what you actually get is a Slate Grey Brine. In a mug.
I wish for a dictionary.
Granted. *POOF* Meet Richard "Dick" Shonaree.
I wish for better ideas to corrupt wishes...
Granted. Unfortunately, your idea is provided to you in Morse Code. By the Swedish Chef.
I wish Falcarthum had better ideas for corrupting wishes, too. :-)
--. .-. .- -. - . -.. .-.-.- --- .-. -- .- -.-- -... . -. --- - .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-
I wish for an really good idea for an avatar of my own...
[Corrupted wish sponsored by the Morse Translator (http://www.onlineconversion.com/morse_code.htm)]
Granted, but nobody will draw it
I wish Sephiroth wasn't soo hard in KH1
granted, but now he's a pushover, and you beat him easily, leeaving you feeling unsatisfied, and then he cries.
I wish for...my own vincent valentine!
Granted. Vincent, or "Vinnie", as he is more popularly known, is a nice guy. To anyone who doesn't owe his boss money.
... you borrowed some last week, didn't you?
Didn't you. And now he wants it back. Plus interest. (as Vinnie puts it, "I'm interested, that's close enough.")
/me applauds Fulcarthum.
I wish I hadn't had that third half of Guinness, since my alcohol tolerance is a trifle lower than I thought...
granted, but i dunno what that is, so here, have this guinness book of world records. *confetti*
I wish for an Über iPod that held 100000 songs
Granted, but the songs are at 92 kbps. :O (I can't stand anything under 320 kbps, and normally rip my music in WMA lossless (~1000 kbps))
I wish for an MP3 player that could hold 100,000 songs in a WMA lossless format.
granted but it is incaptable with all forms of windows and Apple OS above 3.1
i wish i really was DigigodE.
...poof...your name is Digigode, but you yourslef are no different. I wish to become Overlord of the Underworld!
Granted. You are now the proud owner of a tiny hovel named the Underworld that is situated beneath a hill.
I wish for more interesting videos of .hack GU.
granted, but they are educationally interesting, thus boring you.
I wish for Über good german-speak
granted but you lose you American speak for it.
i wish for a new monitor with TV capabilities ore was that a TV with monitor capabilities
Granted, Itos now has a built-in TV.
I wish my desk computer desk was here already.
Granted. It's also broken, already, just in case you might have wanted to use it.
And there's some pieces missing.
And you got a splinter out of it.
I wish I knew where I could find a needle, to remove the splinter from -my- hand as well...
[offtopic]I'm wondering how it's possible to get a splinter from a steel/glass desk. :| [/offtopic]
Well I know it's possible to get metal splinters. Have some stray filing find its way into you. The glass would probably stick in you just the same.
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I wish I knew where I could find a needle, to remove the splinter from -my- hand as well...
Granted, you are lead to a waste bin with a used syringe needle. Don't worry though, the chances of extracting a disease from such aren't
too high.
I wish to Never Turn Back. :januscat
granted but now you never turn again. enjoy you life on the strait and narrow.
i wish i could auto upgrade my PC with out the need for money to buy parts.
Granted, you get a five fingered discount. Unfortunately, the man behind you in the queue is an off-duty police officer, and you get caught, arrested, and put in jail, and never get to play with your PC again.
I wish I'd got more sleep.
Granted, however it is the sleep of the damned and you go to hell every night and return to the land of the living by day.
I wish I was faster than a speeding bullet, but not superman.
granted you are now the streak with powers of super speed and hyper activity bladder. I'd go with depends man
i wish for other people to make more wishes in a 24 hour term. (think wish master 3)
granted, but now people are making so many wishes, it says that you need to wait to post to prevent thread flooding (i've gotten that before)
i wish Red XIII/Nanaki was my pet :mwaha
Granted. However, in this plane, Red XIII pets you.
I wish that midychlorians never existed...
granted but now life as we know it can not exist voiding you wish
i wish fore peas
Granted, you get fore peas. It's sortof like foreplay, only not as much fun. And greener. And mushier.
I wish I didn't have to feed this data in.
granted you dont have too. but you have come down with a fatal illness that if you dont youll never have the cure.
i wish i knew what it was like to make out with an angel.
Granted, you get the kiss from hell by making out with the angel of death.
I wish...for that little something extra. :januscat
Granted. You get a bit extra off the top, ending up with a crewcut and a scar.
I wish for some peace and quiet to get some work done.
granted but then its too quiet and peacefull
I wish I a was a mow.
Granted, however you end up stuck to Jy-Jy's tail. And buzzing. And sucking off the shampoo.
I wish I could figure out what the eighth icon, missing, off my posts was.
Granted, but now you just can't figure anything else out.
I wish I could move out right now.
*granted* now you are on the street, with no food, and you live in a box.
I wish for more time out from school.
granted you know have a two week suspension for some thing you didn't do.
i wish i could incorporate parts of the fantasy worlds into the real world temporally at least.
Granted. But only you can incorporate the bad stuff...
I wish for a perfect souffle...
Granted. Unfortunately, before it can finish cooking, you open the door to check on it and all the sou flays out.
I wish I'd thought to go to sleep some 3 hours ago, since I've got to get up in 4 hours...
granted, but you sleep in late, and forget to get up.
I wish for a friend.
granted the buddy ghost form fanning the flames now haunts you and won't stop calling out your name.
i wish paint mixing by hand was easier
Granted. It's easier, but now your hand cramps every time you try, making it impossible for you to mix paint.
I wish for an inspiration for my career path.
Granted. You become a garbage collector.
I wish I wasn't awake this early.
granted you are now sleep typing.
i wish for them to get rid of the show "perfect hair forever". it's just pain weird
Granted. You are now in less pain, albeit still quite a lot.
I wish I could go back to bed...
i was trying to say the show "perfect hair forever" was weird it was painfully weird
anyway granted but you still can't sleep.
i wish for a super sub the way father used to make.
Granted, but it doesn't taste the way he made. Much more so for each subsequent one you have.
I wish that my friends and I would meet sometime soon.
Granted. Your friends are passed to you via the good graces of a fairly large trebuchet. Catch...
I wish I could stop myself from posting quite so much :-)
*chops off llearch n'n'daCorna' arms*
wish granted
I wish I knew a less bloody alternative to corrupting the last wish.
Granted. You could have tied my fingers together (he says, typing with his nose)...
I wish I had either a longer nose, or one of those wands for typing with your head...
granted but it is fragile and runny.
i wish i had compleated my project last week.
Granted. Your project got completed last week. Also, the entire point of the project became null the day after, so it was a waste of time.
I wish for an inspiration to start writing something.
your inspiration is granted, however you just spent 72 straight hours looking at internet porn and inspiration no longer motivates you...you are too busy drooling on the keyboard with one hand in your pants. . . and your parents have decided to finally investigate the strange noises coming from your room.
I wish I wasn't so mean.
Edited for grammar
Granted. You're now meaner, and have sentenced poor Roureem to three weeks, instead of three days.
I wish I'd got more done yesterday.
granted but the fatigue causes you to sleep though today
i wish i had a snake charmer yappy.
Granted. Your yap charms snakes...into attacking the world at large, and that draws attention to you.
I wish Trickster didn't have so many errors being thrown around. Especially from other players!
granted those error are now reclassified as options and have doubled in number.
i wish for more wish to corrupt.
Granted, only someone else beats you to the punch every time.
I wish I was a little more organised.
granted but you can never get a date because youre too busy organizeing.
i wish i were in constantinople
granted but now it's istambul not constantinople
i wish my room had not flooded. sewer water stinks!
Granted. Instead, your house floats away.
I wish I had a little more time to myself...
Granted. Everyone leaves you, and you are stuck in a room by yourself forever. and you die a virgin. Have a nice day.
I wish I had a tail and whiskers.
Granted, I just sent them in the mail. They should arrive in a week.
I wish I had a faster internet connection.
granted, but it is so fast it burns your eyes out. I wish people would IM me
Granted, you get gehy pron spambots 24/7.
(Mabye you should get an xfire account, hint hint nudge nudge.)
I wish that someone else in my school shared my music taste.
Quote from: BillBuckner on August 28, 2006, 06:37:09 PM
Granted, you get gehy pron spambots 24/7.
(Mabye you should get an xfire account, hint hint nudge nudge.)
I wish that someone else in my school shared my music taste.
CHint hint nudge nidge I can't, Our old computer crashes almost every time we download something. But
Since everyone shares your taste in music, you get sick of it. I wish there were more ferret furries to talk to.
Granted. Janus and Ink come to talk to you.
Incidentally, dying a virgin will be a good trick, since i already have a son...
I wish he slept a little bit later...
granted but now you over sleep and wake up with a strange bird standing over your bed.
i wish i had gone to shinobi school
Quote from: e_voyager on August 28, 2006, 07:04:18 PM
granted but now you over sleep and wake up with a strange bird standing over your bed.
i wish i had gone to shinobi school
Granted. You went to shinobi school. However you were failed out on your first day, and the HMO plan you were own isn't going to cover the hospital bill you are presented with 6 months later when you awake from that coma.
I wish for Omikron Nomad soul to be remade!
granted is it remade for the Atari 2600.
i wish for even more wishes to corrupt
Gran.... hang on a minute. Didn't I grant this one already?
I wish I didn't have to grant any more wishes to e_voyager :-)
think time i wished fore even more wishers last time i asked fore more. oh well
Granted but not like me you must wait hours for a wish to corrupt.
i wish for a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
granted. it involves the springs on your bed breaking through the top. and they're mighty sharp.
I wish I were a bit more awake.
Granted. You've just been donated an IV of caffiene. About 2l of.
I wish I wasn't so unutterably annoyed at my boss's lack of clue...
Granted. *knocks llearchy unconsious with a large, heavy mallet*
I whish my foot was healing a lot faster.
Quote from: Vidar on August 29, 2006, 09:59:37 AM
Granted. *knocks llearchy unconsious with a large, heavy mallet*
I whish my foot was healing a lot faster.
granted. you ned up with a sixth toe on that foot, making shoes rather uncomfortable and giving you a perpetual blister.
I wish the psuedo-ninjaing would stop in the pay topic. I've had times where I needed to retype my reply no less than five times.
granted now pirateing has taken over! as soon as you post your post is stolen and buried on a deserted ilse.
i wish i was the forums pirate captian...*shifty eyes) me thinks wildy dont even know whare the treasure IS! ....ill get a look at that map....and pending its contents a mutiny might be in order....
Quote from: lucas marcone on August 29, 2006, 12:49:08 PM
granted now pirateing has taken over! as soon as you post your post is stolen and buried on a deserted ilse.
i wish i was the forums pirate captian...*shifty eyes) me thinks wildy dont even know whare the treasure IS! ....ill get a look at that map....and pending its contents a mutiny might be in order....
granted. on a related note, you have an appointment with one davy jones.
I wish I could play ddr better.
granted, you are then known as the Messiah of DDR. People begin to oppose you, and then you are killed for fear of your power. I wish I could read minds.
Granted.
Now you wish you hadn't asked that, as you're standing next to Bunnyboy, and his mind should be washed. :-)
I wish my eyes weren't playing up so badly.
granted not they are acting up instead of playing.
i wish i was better a summoning
Granted. you summon SIN and he kills everyone. Including Tidus. yey, here have a cookie.
I wish I had hair like Cloud
granted but now you must fight sephiroth who mistakes you for cloud
i wish for new head phones
granted, but they are burned to your head, and you are forced to listen to Yoko Ono.
I wish for...eternal love and peace.
now your tea tastes like love...how horrid.
i wish for dinosaurs flying jets over an explodey background
granted you are not traped in a new verson of the vidoe game dinos for hire.
i wish for mint tea
Granted. It's on the mirror over there.
I wish I'd thought ahead earlier.
granted as a baby you think ahead to this point in time and kick your self for not acheiveing your dreams and goals.
i wish i could stay awake
granted however you are now a large tree in the forest and the lumberjacks have "special" plans just for you... and they involve a chainsaw.
I wish to visit the moon.
Granted, but you find nothing interesting and can't return due to some sort of anti-teleporting thing that I don't care to explain.
I wish for a Keyblade.
Granted! You have a keyblade but unfortunately it's a piano-key, which means that the RPG you happen to be stuck in along with that keyblade is a badly translated Japanese musical!
I wish I had less hectic days so I could make coherent first posts upon my return here. <.<
Granted. Now you never leave here. :-)
I wish I could extract myself from work and go home.
Granted! The 'extraction' was a little surgical however and you've now become dishevelled and torn from reality. And you have to pick between the blue or the red pill, in yet another bloody awful Matrix parody.
I wish that this board had other posters as active as myself (at least, in the bursts where I am active) so I wouldn't be alone with 21 posts per day and I wouldn't be reigning over the Games subforum with complete dominance. I need a challenge!
"We took both pills."
Granted. :-) The bad news is, it's me.
I wish I wasn't answering that right now :-)
Granted! What is it with you people and paradoxes? You aren't answering that, yet if you aren't answering it, you therefore cannot have made that post and it doesn't exist. Thus refuting your spot as my challenger.
... I wish I had challenger.
(Actually, I welcome it. I like your sense of humour Llearch.)
Quote from: Rowne on August 31, 2006, 02:41:47 PM
What is it with you people and paradoxes?
Odds are I'm reading this wrong but it's just the idea of an alternate reality. that or changing the past.
as to the wish, Granted, your challenger is Sephiroth on Proud Mode and yer only at LV 1.
Enjoy! :mwaha
I wish the RPG/ musical i'm in was perfectly translated. I quite like games with good music. :rock
Drake utilizes his emoticons well. That band of smileys is really very nifty. He's still a cruel, cruel man though. After having made me feel old earlier, he now expects me to face off against Sephiroph. Not bloody likely.
* Rowne holds L & R and advances to the rear.
Also: Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox) explains it best.
Quote from: Rowne on August 31, 2006, 04:41:18 PM
Drake utilizes his emoticons well. That band of smileys is really very nifty. He's still a cruel, cruel man though. After having made me feel old earlier, he now expects me to face off against Sephiroph. Not bloody likely.
* Rowne holds L & R and advances to the rear.
Also: Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox) explains it best.
First: i'm not a "man" in the true sence, i'm a teenager.
Second: do i dectect a Fellow Ratchet and clank player?
Third: i took one look at that and i have no clue what that means.
Fourth: thank you (smiley coment)
Fifth: we are getting :ot
i wish for drake to make a wish
Granted, only he wished he hadn't wished, and you get the aftereffects.
I wish... I wish...
Actually, I'm pretty happy now. :-) I wish I wasn't about to drop what i've been doing and go to bed.
Granted! You don't have to go to bed, not because you're not tired, per se but because you've had a new anti-gravity system installed and that's far more fun than going to bed.
...nowait, I'm not doing this 'corrupt' a wish thing right, am I?
I wish that I hadn't broke topic back there, it was unintentional. But then, if I hadn't ... I ... we ... uh ... bloody paradoxes.
granted you are not tasked to fix blody paradoxes.
i wish i had remembered to leave a gift for vulpesweasel
You only think you broke the topic. It's far more robust than that, as you'll learn to your regret in approximately fifteen posts.
No, fourteen. Stop posting, it's only coming closer...
Bwahahahahaha! You're really asking for it. :-)
Bugger.
Uh. Granted. Unfortunately, it's not really a gift vulpesweasel really wanted. In fact, leaving a burning paper bag on his doorstep and ringing the bell and running away can't really be considered a gift at all, in the conventional sense...
I wish... for some more creative corruptions to hand out.
Granted! Your amazons now wish to aid you with handing out your corruptions, they're very insistant about it.
What was that about, y'know, Rowne and ... that, oh yes, that not evil stuff?
I wish I knew why I was trying to be evil when I'm obviously trying to be a force of Good ... or at least, Awesome. Well, passing that, Eccentricity.
Must be a strange attractor.
... and if you get that, you get +10 geek points :-)
I wish I could find that thread I was looking for to post in...
Actaully, I do get that and it's surprisingly and amusingly apt.
Granted! You find the thread you were originally going to post in, yet unfortunately it's been overrun by Yu-Gi-Oh! fans. Everyone's spouting loads of pointless exposition and not exactly doing anything. It's horrible!
...wait, hang on, isn't that what w... how absolutely terrifying.
I wish for the insight to create a new and interesting thread instead of the new and uninteresting thread I'm about to create.
granted but it gets stolen by ?????????. good luck hetting it back
i wish i still had all the streats of rage game cartages.
Granted, however they're all stored on cartilage, due to a terrible typo in the ordering form.
I didn't notice any Yu-Gi-Oh fans in Taski's thread... Oh, well.
I wish I could stop watching Bananaphone youtube videos and go to bed.
I bet that's because you ate them all!
Granted! Unfortunately, you now wish to watch Dragostea din tea (commonly called "Numa Numa") videos instead.
I wish I could break this addiction for a little while to go and do something more constructive. <.<
Granted! You build a massive and intracate structure out of lego only to have some kluts destroy it. (what? you said "constructive")
Quote from: vulpesweasel on August 31, 2006, 05:09:18 PM
i wish for drake to make a wish
actually i did make a wish and thus, i shall re-wish it.
I wish the RPG/ musical i'm in was perfectly translated.
Granted. Unfortunately, it's perfectly translated into Spanglish. By a Japanese French tutor, using a Swedish Chef translator.
I wish I could go home, already.
Granted! however, you take the saying "home is where the heart is" seriously and you somehow disappear into your own chest.
I wish I wasn't tired all the time.
(EDIT: spelling)
granted you now sleep all the time
i wish i was not in the mood to be evil
granted, You are now in the mood to be ebil.
I wish I had my own computer.
granted it's a "baby's first computer" with hamtaro theme (and if such this truly exists this is a scary world)
i wish for it to rain donuts all next week.
Granted. However, they're all already stale. And have crusted toppings of peanut butter and vegemite. And shredded glass. Mustn't forget the shredded glass.
(e_voyager: doesn't XP already have a "my first computer" theme? set as the default?)
I wish I had a nice cup of tea.
granted but it's one of my specialty blends of wolf's bane, mint and chamomile. enjoy.
i wish mortals weren't so easy to poison the miss out on so many flavor combinations because some thing is poisonous to them.
Mmmm. Nice tea.
Granted. Now you can't poison a mortal at all. You, on the other hand, have suddenly inherited all their toxicity worries. Along with allergies to all sorts of things... Good luck.
I wish I was more evil to people. :-)
shrugs. i've died more times then i can remember and i'm still here.
Granted but they are more evil to you being nice to most normal peoplethey meet.
i wish i was on Mab's list of things to hug.
granted, and she hugs you right after she hugs a porcupine. Owwies. I wish to become a god!
granted you are now god of the Box and you have you own ghost that you send forth to do your bidding.(count your blessing that you are not the god of leet speech shivers)
i wish temptation was easier to resist
granted, but now you are forced to resist temptation of pressing the SHINY RED EASY BUTTON!* I wish for.....something.
Granted. Unfortunately, you aren't sure precisely what you were granted, and go to your deathbed still wondering.
I wish I coudl afford to buy a new hard drive for my mp3 player.
granted but you can not find a store thats sells a comptable one.
i wish i had seven Fields of Rye
granted, you are now a jewish princess living happily in the countyrside of germany a day before Eugenic clensing becomes mandatory.
I wish dinosaurs could talk.
Granted! Dinosaurs can talk, welcome to the World of Project G.e.e.K.e.R, where the Dinos were chased underground by an evil businessman who's never able to quite contain his joy or anger. They can talk but you'll likely not ever come into contact with one, unless you're really lucky.
I wish humanity would happen across at least one alien artefact of great power. The fact that we haven't found a Stargate yet or even an alien recipe for pumpkin pie enscribed onto some unidentifiable substance in an incredibly complex language is beginning to lower my belief in the veracity of reality.
After all, when the project becomes infinitely more creative than those who spawned it, we need to start worrying.
Granted, Biker Mice from Mars abducted Harley Davidson and handed him the schematics to build the ultamate motorcycle...unfortunately this alters the course of history and Harley Davidson was placed in a mental institution... on a side not motorized unicycles have never been more popular.
I wish that the Biker Mice from Mars got their own live action movie.
Motorized unicycles? That's a gigglesome thought.
Granted! Except it's a live action movie and the mice are transformed into humans at the very start of the movie to lower the budget required, thus leaving them only as mice in name and paving the way for a very cheesy and sloppily handled live-action series. Oh, the horror.
I wish I had a snow-machine because I could likely use that to lower the ambient temperature around here, the UK is still having heat spikes and I'm not liking it one bit.
Granted. Unfortunately, since show machines simply blow water out in a form that the ambient temperature can freeze, all it does is wash your house away.
Hang on. This is a heat spike? It's 20 degrees! (celsius, for you poor, benighted, unpredictable americans) That's just mildly warm - if ti was thirty or more, I could agree...
I wish I understood people more...
Granted, but to understand people, you must become stupid like them. :B
I wish most people weren't so stupid.
Granted! However, whilst the human IQ has jumped by 500 points on average, it doesn't change anything because it does nothing to kill the perception of stupidity that was more prevalent in the first place than any actual lack of intellect.
When one kind of smart encounters another kind of smart, usually if they aren't the same kind of smart (one is street, the other is math), they'll generally think of the other as an idiot.
For everyone to be intelligent, everyone would have to be good at everything, then we'd have a World of clones and society would be pointless.
I wish for a snow-blower based on advanced technology (or at least something steampunk) rather than the water expulsion devices we have today (should've been more clear on that last time)!
Finally, to clear something up, we've been having spikes of 23-25c here every now and then, settling at 21 on the off days. To be honest, 25c is enough to make me uncomfortable, I'm used to the cold.
Again, this is all down to the bias of perception, each person is going to have their own favourite point of temperature, anything above that will be hot and anything below that will be cold.
Granted! Steampunk FTW.
.. unfortunately, this has been built by Agatha Clay, and has some... interesting features. The parachute is one. The ICBM made out of toothpicks is another. No-one is really sure what the fencing foil is for, nor the big shiny thing iwth the sparks coming out of it, and the Jacob's Ladder is just slightly out of place...
I wish I could type faster so I could finish this before my son wants me to cook his mother breakfast in bed...
Why do I feel that this is more likely to create a localized time-loop, black hole or other Trek-borne oddity than keep me cold. I can only stare at it. It makes a great modern art piece though!
Granted! You can type much faster, this is rather cool actually because you're now just about the World's fastest typist. Unfortunately, this has two unfortunate side effects. Firstly, the friction does bad things to your keyboard. Secondly, you can type faster than your computer's buffer can handle, it has momentary pauses, forcing you to wait.
Fortunately, it's true that buying a frictionless keyboard and a supercomputer could solve these problems but once again, unfortunately it's going to cost a lot of money.
(That wasn't much of a curse, I admit ... but I just can't be mean to anyone that likes steampunk.)
Okay, so ... I wish for an eBook device or a good eBook device substitute.
Granted. A laptop and a browser works wonders, I find. :-P
Of course, since this is a curse you get the laptop, but it's running windows, and before you can read any books you get struck with virii, trojans, and spyware, and your fancy new ebook viewer runs slower than a wet hairy dog with wings on.
I wish I'd introduced Rowne to fictionwise.com, who have an ebook reader for a not totally unreasonable price, except that it's only available in the states...
granted except that Rowne can not use the read as it is incompatible.
i wish all my books were water proof
Granted, but they are so waterproof that they repel you as human bodies are mostly water.
I wish i was sexy :<
granted but now you're so sexy that any thing not sexy enough for you hurts you.
i wish i could fix my sporadic memory
Granted, you have now no memory.
I wish I had more 4 GB RAM in my computer.
granted. you now have 4 Giant-butted Rams in your computer, which consequently, forces you to buy a new one.
I wish i had a falcon
granted but it keeps binging you live mice
i wish i had a magical avatar
your wish is granted your avatar is now that of sailor moon and you are once again sailor moon and you fight villans with the power of love.
I wish I was one of the super robot monkey team hyperforce monkeys.
granted you are now nova of the super robot monkey team. good luck fighting evil
i wish i was not intune with salior moon
Granted, you now sing exactly half a semitone flat, and are no longer illuminated. Except on special occasions.
I wish I'd gone to sleep a while ago now..
granted you are not dream posting with 100 leagel responsability
i wish i had some Geox shoes
granted, but they're sized for Shaq.
I wish I had a money tree.
aww then they'll be a perfict fit.
granted but in the abances of magic the money reverts to leavers and seeds.
( my bodes reboots don't last forever so)
i wish my work was done so i could try to sleep.
Quote from: e_voyager on September 04, 2006, 01:37:33 AM
aww then they'll be a perfict fit.
granted but in the abances of magic the money reverts to leavers and seeds.
( my bodes reboots don't last forever so)
i wish my work was done so i could try to sleep.
granted. however, you worked so hard that you are now the victim of a rather illogicaly bad case of insomnia.
I wish for meaning.
Granted. The only problem is, whilst you know what the meaning is, you don't understand what it means, and are left in a confused daze, wandering about, trying to figure it out.
I wish I didn't have to work from home, and could go into the office, so I could come home at a reasonable hour...
granted, your boss is an ass, youre sposed to be home by fivebut your supiriors drop all their unfinished work on you, you eat crappy stuff in the company cafeteria, you work with so many numbers you keep falling asleep, and you have to dress like a dork.
i wish that people would stop breeding.
Granted, only now they start reproducing by mitosis.
BTW, when did my office get a cafeteria?
I wish I could get things done...
granted you get some "high speed" only problem is thay never found out prolonged exposure leads to hyper ageing and elevated chances of heart attack
i wish i could meet an amazon
granted but you means her as she slams home the business end of her spear in you gut.
i wish there was more variety in the world
granted, one new species of spider has been found!
I wish I could have the little lost-cat infront of my house.
aww arnt rabid sabertooth tigers KYUUUUUUUTE? :3
i wish for a malamute nonrabid nondead friendly and nonpsycotic
Granted. It's just a touch lethargic.
It's not dead. Honest. Although I can see how you might be confused.... It's just a bit tired.
I wish for a little bit of peace, and to let things go, rather than getting worked up over them.
granted. vallium appears in your hand.
i wish my lathargic malamute could be trained to be an unstopable force of EVIL
granted it is now spring around at two miles perhour with not sign of stopping even when it comes across brick walls.
i wish i could keep up with and surpass everthing!
granted you now get the first edition of the book "keep up with and surpass everthing!" unfortunately the pages are blank except for the phrase "blame e-voyager for all your problems" is written on every page.
I wish I was Gibson of the super robot monkey team hyperforce
granted but now Nova is missing and you feel responsable.
i wish i have a garden with at leas on of every kind of tree all alive and healthy
granted but the fruit gives you the runs
i wish i were able to stay home today insted of going to school
Cangrats, you flunked.
I wish more of my friends had the same lunch period as me.
granted but you and now in diffent lunch roomes
i wish there were more wishes the currupt.
Granted. Unfortunately, someone else gets to corrupt them first.
I wish I had something to post in the "guess what this is" thread.
grantes but it disturbmes you greatly.
i wish i knew what i was doing when i built that rocket.
granted you know what youre doing but you dont know how youre doing it.
i wish people had warned me of boogie omeing back
Granted, but you didn't pay any attention to them at the time.
I wish I'd been more organised this morning.
grantes youre more orignized but have less time then ever to do what needs to be done.
i wish i had studied martals arts with batman.
Quote from: e_voyager on September 06, 2006, 11:16:32 AM
grantes youre more orignized but have less time then ever to do what needs to be done.
i wish i had studied martals arts with batman.
Granted.
* sends e_voyager to Adam West, where he will learn stuff like 'to the Adam West-mobile!'. *
I wish for a box of chocolates.
Granted. Of course, the someone else got there first, and all the good ones are gone, and they left the papers in there, so all that's left is a few of those ginger based ones that nobody likes, buried in a sea of loose wrappers.
Oh, and the dog licked all the ones left.
I wish I was more able to focus.
Granted, but now there is nothing for you to focus on.
I wish my laundry would do itself >>
granted the laundry is not self aware and self cleaning but it's also in love with you and very jealous. i guess Susan and Mary never fixed that with Johnny's pair of pants.
i wish for a chess and tofu pizza made fresh and delivered with int 30 minthes to me and my forums friends
granted but it is of inferior quality.
i wish there were more hours in a day and more days in our life time
Granted. There's one second in a minute, one minute in an hour, but many more hours in a day, and many more days in a lifetime. They just go past faster, is all...
I wish I'd got home sooner so I could go to bed earlier.
granted you get home at 3 am..... hay its early(morning) heh.
i wish i wish i hadnt squished that fish. (20 points to anyone who gets the reference)
granted but not you disturb the sleeping bat and get cursed.
i wish i got the reference
granted. now you wish you didn't know. i wish for tickets to the front row at the Panic! at the disco concert this November (trying to be specific)
Granted. However, you misread the date on the tickets, and turn up the day _after_ your seats were available...
I wish I'd been more awake this morning.
granted the sugar high will end in half an hour then you will slip into a coma to end all comas
i wish i was the best villan on city of villans
granted because all the other betters villanes suddely dissapper and now you're next.
i wish i was less ventictive
May I assume that you meant vindictive? Just correct me if I'm wrong.
Granted! You're less vindictive, in fact you now love all things. Having the mind power of a machine at your whimsy, now loving all things you manage to institute a truly functional and workable version of anarchism for every nation on Earth.
In doing so, you award everyone with at least a medium level of happyness. It seems that folks just aren't bitter anymore, so there's no reason for anyone to be vindictive. In fact, such emotions are soon forgotten and replaced with awesome Bill & Ted future styles and waterparks.
It's an incredible accomplishment and one that wil stand the test of time.
What? It says corrupt a wish, it doesn't say make the wish nasty.
I wish that there hadn't been a bug in Secret Files: Tunguska. I want to be playing my full version of that game today because the demo stopped at a most evil point. Though I can see why they'd recall it with the bug that is there, which is why I'm not simply wishing for the game to be released right now.
Granted. However, due to typos, "ventictive" is precisely what you weren't anyway. You might have been vindictive, though...
Granted. You get one large asteroid delivered to your house, with a note attached "a Gift From Tunguska National Park" ... in Russian.
I wish I wasn't quite so pedantic about garbled communication...
Granted! You aren't as pedantic anymore but then, you wouldn't be Llearch. Now you're an accountant who works out of Slough, named Benjamin Smith.
I wish I had the examination files to go along with this rock of conspiracy.
Granted. They're in Welsh, with Egyptian footnotes.
... and enciphered with an Enigma machine.
I wish I'd gone to bed somewhat earlier yesterday.
grantes but now you are in two plkaces at once as your half ghost power manifest. you must now recive training form danny fento to master your ne abilities
i wish that i could hibernate
granted you hibernate from 10 pm to 5 am every night
i wish there were more "hair metal bands"
That's corrupt enough as it is.
I wish that rap music would suddenly disappear.
Quote from: lucas marcone on September 11, 2006, 08:44:31 PM
granted you hibernate from 10 pm to 5 am every night
i wish there were more "hair metal bands"
dang. I had the perfect corruption for that one.
well...
Quote from: BillBuckner on September 11, 2006, 09:28:10 PM
That's corrupt enough as it is.
I wish that rap music would suddenly disappear.
grantified. former rappers decide to take up hunting you down as a hobby.
I wish I could type properly.
granted as rap is replaced with the next new fad around the globe. J-pop. (shudders) and the only rap you here is played next door to you 20 hours a day.[/s]
granted you now type very properly but you take my crown as the king of miss spelled words
i wish i had a larger music data base.
Quote from: e_voyager on September 11, 2006, 09:33:34 PM
granted as rap is replaced with the next new fad around the globe. J-pop. (shudders) and the only rap you here is played next door to you 20 hours a day.[/s]
granted you now type very properly but you take my crown as the king of miss spelled words
i wish i had a larger music data base.
I'm gong to mark you reget that.
granded. however, all your music database are belong to us. and I'm chargin' mah lazer (I don't actually visit 4chan, or wherever tha originated. it pops up on the anime board on gamefaqs).
good e-voyager. you look kinda cool!
I wish I could stuff mroe obscure references into this post
granted but the mark has been made and you are forever changed whether it if for better or worse no can day.
i wish i had been more through in that curpution
Quote from: e_voyager on September 11, 2006, 09:46:49 PM
granted but the mark has been made and you are forever changed whether it if for better or worse no can day.
i wish i had been more through in that curpution
Granted. However, you are so thorough in that corruption that the bad typing you cast upon poor Kitsune Ascendant previously, rebounds upon yourself.
... what do you mean, he already types badly? :-)
....
.... oh, ok. In that case, you're so thorough that no-one can say how corrupt you are, since nobody wants to touch you in case they catch something.
*grin*
I wish I had an ogg player. That wasn't broken. Or had flat batteries.
We're Sorry your wish cannot be completed at this time but if you stay away from our competitors for the time being we will grant you one Demonic Wish...that can only be used between midnight and 12:01 am last tuesday ... we hope you enjoyd your wish and give you the one fingered salute of gratatude :rj
thank you for you intrest in our services,
(signed) the staf and management of corrupt a wish headquarters.
I wish that there was a wish that was just right for me.
Granted. Somewhere out there is the PERFECT wish for you.
...
...
Oh, we're not going to tell you what it is. That would make it rather too easy, wouldn't it?
I wish for a bag of pistachios.
granted but that are all uncookes and most of them have started to sprout.
i wish i had a fully functioning green house in the location of my choice.
Granted. It's in the bag of pistachios, and most of the ones that have started to sprout are entwined around it.
I wish I'd woken up earlier than 11:30am, since I was supposed to be at work from 10:30ish...
granted you awak ae 1:3 am the folloing moring.
i wiash llearch had aknoldes my cyrption and atleast tried to currupt my wish
Hmm.
I'm usually awake at 1:30 anyway...
Granted, however. The bag of pistachios can be anywhere you wish. It's just not very useful. Neither is the greenhouse, since you can't get it out of the bag, nor can you plant it, since the pistachios are in the way...
I wish I hadn't sat here and caught up on the forum, and instead wandered off to work....
granted. you now get forum updates on your cellphone
i wish i had sleep instead of trying to sleeep ands not succeding
granted you sleep, altough its a restless dreamless sleep that lasts for eternity!
I wish I knew what was wrong.
Granted, you just don't know where it is. :-)
I wish I'd been a little more careful about going to sleep early...
Granted you are now afraid to sleep... because you are now a hamster and you have to be especialy careful, because if you aren't then the cat that snuck into your apartment is coing to eat you... however you're in luck it is last tuesday at midnight and you have less than 5 seconds to make your one wish.
here's to wishing you lots of luck.
I wish llearch lots of luck with his newfound hamster lifestyle.
Squeeken? Squeek squeek squeek squeek. Squeeeeeek.
Squeek squeeeek squeek squeeken squeeken squeek, squeek squeek squeek, squeek.
Squeekie squeeken squeek.
Squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeekie.
Squeek! squeek squeekie squeekie squeek squeek squeek squee
i wish others spoke hamster too..
Granted however 'hamster' has now become old-english.
I wish I knew what to do.
Granted, you now know what to do, but you are incapable of doing it. because you are now speeding to your daeth in an elevator speeding down its schute at a 300mph because the moment you needed to escape this tragic fate was the moment when you made your wish...
I wish I knew the name for of the movie that featured Tinkles the kitty from 'the secret files of the spy dogs'....
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on September 15, 2006, 05:04:59 PM
Granted, you now know what to do, but you are incapable of doing it. because you are now speeding to your daeth in an elevator speeding down its schute at a 300mph because the moment you needed to escape this tragic fate was the moment when you made your wish...
I wish I knew the name for of the movie that featured Tinkles the kitty from 'the secret files of the spy dogs'....
Wish granted. You now the know the name. But you can't speak it, write it down, or tell anybody else in any other way.
I wish for Mel Gibson to make prequels to Spaceballs!
Granted, but now there's 1000, and you have to spend your life hopelessly trying to watch them all.
I wish high school folk weren't mostly jerks.
Granted, now there are -no- high school folks at all.
I wish I'd managed to get these cv's sorted earlier.
Granted, you now own every CVS pharmacy in the united states, and they are digitally organized by income level reletive to how much you love yourself.
I wish I had an apple that wasn't poisined or anything
Granted.
(http://www.shakytable.com/wp-images/apple.jpg)
Problem is, he's going to watch you, the whole time.
I wish I didn't have to be at work 3-4 hours earlier than normal tomorrow, since I expect to be there until the normal time, approx 8 hours after I usually arrive anyway...
granted. now you have no job. and your homeless. living under a bridge near a sewage plant. and you puppy died. I wish AOL didn't suck
Sorry, but some things are out of the scope of the power of this thread.
I wish piracy of music was as fun as real piracy.
Granted, it is. It's just not as much fun as Accountancy Shanties. And Sherry. And Port.
I wish I was tired enough to sleep, rather than wired enough to play this...
granted, you sleep forever, because of that apple at the top of the page, it's his fault. I wish I had black clothes
Granted.
Oi! Give me my shirt back!
... at least the pants, ok? Please?
I wish I wasn't at school, about to take an exam....
granted you are now a qunicy fighting hallows.
i wish i was sleep in bed
Granted... but there are ninjas and pirates fighting it out in your kitchen, and you're MISSING IT.
I wish I had some yummy food to eat.
Granted you are now a judge at this baking contest . bake off (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=578.msg37845#msg37845) enjoy the food but regret the weight gain
i wish i was not weighted down by so much responsabilty
Granted you are no longer weighed down, but uplifted and are now the acting president of the United States of America.... unfortunately this means the terrorists have killed off every American, Canadian, European, Asian, African, Native American and Hispanic citizen in the united states older than you...and if I missed any reliogious or ethnic groups I appologize.
I wish I was king of the world!
Granted however the world seems to be a dead rock with craters.
I wish I owned the moon.
Granted....However, the moon is now populated by talking cows and you are their cow leader who has been wrapping the moon with string cheese for the last 2000 years... now some nasty human dairy farmers are getting ready for invasion using their vastly superior intelect and super human strength to capture the cows and force them into PETA's "labor camps"
Granted. However, since you failed to vocalise your wish, I'm forced to corrupt the best wish for you can I come up with.
I'm going to presume you wished you'd wished something before I started this, to which I reply, yes, but what you wished for is udderly irrelevant (thanks, cows) and full of bull. And, as such, once you have it, you're probably going to need a shower.
I wish I'd been able to go home early today.
granted but it is due to injury.
i wish i had and allowance growing up
granted however it turned negative just before growing up. >:3
I wish I had a clock that controlled time.
Granted. However, it only forces time forwards one second at a time, and it takes a second to work...
Think about that for a second. :-)
I wish I'd been able to work less than 12 hours today, since it sucked, and tomorrow won't be much better.
granted you now work 11 hours and 59 minutes a day.
i wish i knew whats its like to french an angel
granted, you are now a billionare! however, thanks to an earlier wish granting fiasco my house is now filled cow poop, in order to rectify this situation it has been transported to your house where you're forced to sift through it to find the money. which I have kindly given you in exact change composed of dollar coins penny's nickels and quarters. Lots of luck finding a coinstar my friend, you are now filthy rich. and she doesn't want to kiss you so much as hose you down.
I wish I was Captian of the black pearl...but neither Barbossa nor Jack.
Granted, but you now owe Davy Jones your soul.
I wish I could watch the new Fullmetal Alchemist movie. :heart
granted, but instead of being able to watch it right now, you will not be afforded the opportunity to view it until you are 65 years old...and you miss the first half hour of the movie because you had to clean out your kitty's litter box.
I wish for stuff.
granted not grey stuffing is being used to replas your inner organs.
i wish for more pie
Quote from: e_voyager on September 22, 2006, 12:45:05 AM
granted not grey stuffing is being used to replas your inner organs.
i wish for more pie
granted. it's soul pie, and you're the main ingrediant.
I wish for happy.
Granted, it's raining from the sky in huge chunks, causing all sorts of chaos and destruction.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow. I might as well not, it's a really short day, we have a rally in the morning for homecoming and we get out early and I don't have a 7th period. So all my classes are going to be like 25 minutes long.
Granted you didn't have to go to school, But you went there before you where informaed about it.
I wish I had a sniper on my wall o' weapons.
Granted. He's aiming at you.
I wish I'd been more organised this morning.
Granted. Your underwear are now permanently organized on your front lawn by color and date of purchase, respectively.
I wish for Saturday.
Granted but you have to work on Saturday.
I wish for sunday
(Excellent! That would mean I'd finally found a job. :P)
Granted, but giant killer bees attack, leaving you hospitalized until next monday.
I wish for a lake of kool-aid.
Granted, but you can't hug the kool aid man...he is working as the lifeguard...
(http://www.tc.umn.edu/~gust0208/sector512productions/images/ec%20kool%20aid%20man%20-%20full%20size.jpg)
i wish for something cool to do today...
Granted you are now imployed at a weaponshop and get hit by some kid playing with a weapon htting you with a rubber bullet. Making your shoulder sour for the whole weekend.
I wish I knew why and what
granted, know you know why you're here...to do what you must do, post!
i wish the playing kid just dropped dead! >:3
The kid gets shot in the head. You are holding a smoking gun in your hands. Police sirens are heard in the distance, and they are getting closer...
I wish the workday was over already.
Granted but you got framed for it.
Granted you got fired and with fired I mean that the company you work for burned down and you got framed for it!
I love the word framed... Why would that be? Because I am who I am and have nothing to say. It's my life and i'll do things my way!
I wish I had the worlds largest collection of everything thats worth something!
granted, you now posses dracula's relics...and Olrox and Shaft are coming to get it back! :S
i wish i was taller... :[
Granted you're now 6'4" but have a bad back, have quite little muscle control and aren't the tallest by far :mowtongue
little muscle control?that doesn't suits me well... :[
i wish you were a girl xD
Granted, Aiyno has now fallen into spring of drowned wolf girl...Very tragic story of Giant wolf girl from comic peter is wolf who drown 15 days ago, now any who fall in spring take on apperance of large breasted wolf girl.
Unfortunately for you, by requesting this wish you have fallen into spring of drowned sock puppet and are found shortly thereafter by Aiyno Wolf, who plays with you constantly. Doing what boys who are turned into girls do for fun, you know like playing solitare or something.
I wish I could clear that very disturbing, and graphicly un-carnal image from my fragile little brain which is now filled with fluff...and blood apperently. How is it I fit into evolution again?
It's replaced by something far worse.
:laugh Peter is the wolf *shuckle*
I wish that I had a fleet of Kirov airships nder my control.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 19, 2006, 05:47:48 PM
Granted, now there are -no- high school folks at all.
I wish I'd managed to get these cv's sorted earlier.
Granted. You got them done quicker. And you found out that Novell Netware 4.2 was never released. It was only beta.
I wish for a crate of muffin flavored snowcones!
Granted, and they were baked by Mab herself... Now eat them all, or the world will suffer.
I wish for an X-box with every game ever made for the system...
Granted, but all of the discs are scratched beyond repair.
.....and, in the middle of the night, while you're asleep, they come to life to wreak their unholy revenge on you, even though you didn't do anything to them! :mwaha
I wish to be the most powerful life form ever!
Granted. You are now holding the busbars at a local substation. Well... for a while, anyway. :-)
I wish I could see where my post went to...
granted, you can see it but you don't notise it
I wish i was better at division.. or at least faster at it.
Granted, there is now two of you. No, four. No, 8. No...
Damn. Stand still, I can't count that fast.
I wish my wife didn't have such a sucky day at work.
granted, you have no wive anymore. You will never feel love again.
I wish I knew what homework my class mates are talking about....
Granted, you know of it, but still don't know exactly what it is.
I wish my cat hadn't scratched me the other day, it's still all red.
Granted. Your cat bit you, and your blood failed to clot. It's still bleeding.
I wish I could both be in my school's play, and do tech crew for it (instead of one or the other).
Granted however you get kicked out of both of them because you could complete niether task they gave you.
D: I want to have a longer day, life my lif my way, why isn't that okay?
Granted. You get to 'life your lif' any way you want, and your day never ends, so you never get to sleep.>:3
I wish my friend Lizzy hadn't bitten me today. My hand is still all red. xD
granted but not it was pinched in a door.
i wish my home base net was stable.
Granted your home is now a horse stable... now get to work, those stalls aren't going to cleam themselves.
I wish for the copyright office to hurry up, so that I can publish my (web) Comic.
Granted, but they give the copyright to someone else.
I wish to do well on my exams.
granted however you are expelled because they found out you were cheating.
i wish that i could be a better writer
Granted, your computer breaks and all you are left with is a stack of paper and a pencil.
And it's short.
I wish I'd been more organised this morning.
granted but you've spent your hole life organizeinf for this one morning and you have never been outside.
i wish for..........WAR.....monkies in wagons fighting lemurs on big wheels
Granted but you're the first casualty.
I wish my internet was faster.
granted, but now it's so super dooper ooper fast that you and your computer exist outside of space time.
Granted, but, since your wish exists outside spacetime, obviously it's been caught inside the computer.
I wish I'd been more organised today...
granted you organized everything but fell behind on everything as well.
I wish the job agency could contact me on A day on which I don't have a huge headache on.
granted butn you not have a toohach and need to see the dentist.
i wish that i could resistes the curpution that comes with power better. 'don't resist give in and embracise the greatness' no *beats ego with a loaf of stale frenck bread.* down boy!
Granted you can now resist the corruption, but this request is against the rules as punishment you have now become Cartmans father From South Park...and as you are no longer yourself but a lonely shemale housewife with issues. however on the bright side you are resistant to corruption, and further wishing for a period no longer than three weeks... personally I thought you were better off as sailor moon, so as an act of kindness you are now dressed as Sailor moon and have to deal with Cartman :laugh
I wish Voyeger was permanently concidered sailor moon in the wish thread.
unforusly this wish is not granted as the voyager space probe curas into the carman family killing them all and voyager revoems in a new demintion in his normal robotict shell.
i wish that others wouls relize that i can not be fixt in a forum though they can destory my present one form time to time.
Quote from: e_voyager on September 29, 2006, 11:29:38 PM
unfuriously this wish is not granted, as the voyager space probe crashes into the cartman family killing them all, and Sailor moon re-emerges in a new teenage robot shell, which is not as lame as his normal Megaman robotic shell.
I wish that others would relize that I can not be fixed in a form, although they can destory my present one, from time to time.
Granted, people realize you are no longer in a fixed form, however you are allways percieved as a female robot. congradulations.
Granted your wish for nothing has left you with an empty feeling.
I wish I had a rope to climb to heaven!
granted but since you failed your traing with Korin you don't have the stamina to make it all the way to the top.
i wish i was in dixi.
Quote from: e_voyager on September 30, 2006, 02:50:57 PM
granted but since you failed your traing with Korin you don't have the stamina to make it all the way to the top.
i wish i was in dixi.
you are in Dixi, Hurrah, Hurrah. I do wonder though why you chose to visit during Cotton Picking Season. Oh well, it's only 40,000 acres of Cotton that you need to to go through. Have fun.
I wish I was cute.
congradulations your cute! but a cute girl that had a crush on you now hates you, and winds up being the reason you die.
i wish i had more swords
Granted but thier all made out of paper. :mwaha
I wish I could make my homework without any wrong answers in 2 minutes. :U
granted you now have Bart Allen's super speed but like Bart Allen though it only takes you 2 minutes real time it seems like hours to you anyway.
i wish je.saist would stop trying to feminised me. last week i was mistaken for X-J9 (jenny) and i am most certainly not a teenager any more. (returns this his hedgehog form for a while.)
Granted. je.saist is no longer trying, he has succeded. Congratulations, you're a girl. I'd start picking out dresses if I were you.
I wish I was a ninja.
granted. But pirates kill you in anger. So sorry. I wish i was n't a lonely hermit who is outcast by society itself
Quote from: e_voyager on October 02, 2006, 07:29:05 PM
i wish je.saist would stop trying to feminised me. last week i was mistaken for X-J9 (jenny) and i am most certainly not a teenager any more. (returns this his hedgehog form for a while.)
Blink Blink... o.o.c. for a second, but when the hell have I tried to feminize you???
alright, onto Vulpesweasel's wish... lesse... not a loney hermit... how to corrupt that...
okay. You aren't a lonely hermit anymore. Society loves you and adores you. However, this is only until it announced that you were miscast. You are not going to be playing Wessley Crusher in the next Star Trek movie, and unlike the rumors told, his character isn't getting shot out the Torpedo launcher into cold space. Ah well.
I wish for a bowl of soup.
granted you know have a bowl of catfish chowder. enjoy.
so i live one more life time as a female no big i've don it before. but just to ebil I wish je.saist had a pictures of me both as sailor moon as he tried to for me into being and as bubba moon the ACEN persona.(i'm not bubba moon but then i'm not sailo moon either.)
huh? My lack of understanding of your wishfull thinking has made me go insane... I want to grant a really terrible wish which bears repeating so that in this moment of hesitation I have built up three unfulfilled wishes, as a result I have fulfilled your wish but the law of three corruptions that were mine to bare are now yours...
E-voyager you now have an empty void inside of you, which is unfortunate because you are trapped in a dimention of time space with only your computer and a room with a dragon. Forever you are bound to that realm until you have mastered the art of text messaging. Be careful, as the time you spend text messaging your next wish could be used for your escape if you wish for a wish that is not this wish while wishing inside a wellwishing wyrm.
I wish I knew why Tsunede (aka the fith hokage, an a medical nin of naruto fame) was hemophobic.
Don't worry you did well the pictuer of me as sailor moon are badded engouh but salior bubba (http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=sailor+bubba&spell=1)? scary. for the brave of heart you can google inmams salior bubba and while it is is a g rates photo it is scary.
Granted but it makes you wonder how most of the her surgeies are bloodless now.
I was it was easier ofr othersw to undersand me
granted, but now you're speech is so simple and stupid you are ignored.
I wish for nanaki/red XIII to be my puppy/kitty
granted, but now you are Yuffie....and you don't even want to know some to the things Red XIII ha done to Yuffie. EWW! Gross!
I wish to evacuate that image from my conciousness.
Granted, but that image is now lodged in the minds of every artist on the net.
I wish for a magical pillow.
Granted, you now have a magic talking pillow. Problem is it won't shut up, and that's a problem being the thing you sleep on and all.
I wish I wasn't disqualified from the CA State Fair. :mad
Granted but not that you are qualified find that you are banned form the fair for life. catch22 my firend.
i wish that i could rest on a planed of my choice in a universe of my choice for in a time of my choice for one lifetime.
Granted but your free will has been lost forever.
I wish I was a little more original..
granted but that originality cost you your freedom
i wish others knew what it was like the possess the same power as the sun.
DAMN IT E-VOYAGER, YOU NINJA-ED ME.
Granted, but the entire solar system is swallowed by a gigantic eruption of impossibly hot plasma.
I wish for some booze.
granted but you are now too you to drink it
i wish others know what i was like to be such a tempting target... well there is Charles but i mean on a grander scale.
Granted others now know why You are such a tempting target. However, the obvious reason you are a target is that you are a "girl", some form of anrogynistic feminine being who is automatically a target because girls are always the targets of online scandels....and pervs.
I wish that I could ...take over.... the... worl...um Microsoft corperation!!! and had oodles of fangirls cater to my every whim.
...and suddenly everything rocks!
granted however two days after you take over miroscoft you find out the the company is bankrupt and the fan girls leave you. all you have left are pictures of them and sailor moon, sailor E sailor bubba moon and sailor bubba E
i wish that Gabriels Thought's gender bending wishes would backfire on him more often then not. after all i'm not sailor moon more of a Vidle or Sango if anything
It is unfortunate that your wish will not come to pass as only you, Because I'm rubber and you're glue the only one affected by the cursed seal of insert name of lame transgender thing Abel is about to unleash on Dan here has bounced off of me and stuck onto you... oops
I wish E- Voyager would get a clue.
granted and with this clue is is able to rewrite you very being making you into the thing you sought to create.
i wish people would learn not to mess with the ego as no one can out ego me. *e stands off screed with a news paper* uhm except my little sister* *e notes and dragons ego off the computer.
OMFG! I'm now a self made powerfull zillonare. I have my Graphic Novela masterpiece published on the web, and in paper form it's being published by Slave Labor Graphics. I have exclusive rights to all my artwork and own Amber Panyko and all her artwork, as I beat her in a mythical game of chance and now own her soul. I'm going to direct, star, and compose music for my Own Theatrical Masterpiece. I am a super Arrogant, Super Genius, with an EGO the size of death vally. Who is the most powerfull man in the world? I am and it is all thaks to E- voyager. Thanks buddy!!! I'll see if I can't get you that sex change you wanted... its mandatory.
Granted they have learned not to mess with your ego, They now can only mess with your superego or Id if they wanted too.
I wish for dirt...because I like dirt
granted as you empire turns to dirt as it is reviled that the game of chanced was rigged in your favor thou you protest you are innocent you cries fall on deaf ears. amber not has a Lieu on you soul and you have three weeks to pay it off or become her property. good luck sins you as current in a forced later camps under the watchful eye of Eid and his kin release date? two week after the deadline. as you current task is to mine the wax out of the planetoids that you are currently marooned on.
i wish that Gabriels Thoughts would be happy with the picture of sailor Bubba moon and stop bothering me.
He's happy. In fact, he's so happy that he begins to stalk you. You attempt to file a restraining order, but to no avail. The remainder of your life is lived in anxeity.
How I wish,
How I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl
Year after year.
granted were are now in a fish bowl for several years with Gabriels Thoughts stalking us but true to my nature the fish bowl moves around randomly form place to place. as time passes i returned the the stars once more.
i wish for blueberry pie
Granted, but this has negated all of your previous wishes... which means I'm back to my original self also... darn I really liked being the most powerfull man on the planet. oh well, my bad.
I wish E-voager could type... I'd like to understand the corruption thats being corrupted while corrupting.
Granted but you ego is cursed as you realize that the you fixed one of my weaknesses and that my ego when restrained is as large as a planet but that's only when restrained when set free it is a god complex like you have never seen ans not even the hand of infinity could cover it's face.
I wish i could correct the mistakes i mad as digital god E as so many of my creations suffered from them.
You can it's that tiny button on the upper right hand corner, but you will not edit it for some obnoxious reason.
I wish for a cookie.
Your wish is granted, and it is the best tasting cookie in the history of mankind. So magnificent is this cookie that all other foods pale in comparison and you can never find culinary happiness again.
I wish that I had a red rubber ball.
granted earth has turned into a red rubber ball, where no life can exist. You die a lonely death as the last survivor of the intere human race. All your life you have felt guilty because of this wish.
I wish happyness to all.
Granted, Everyone has a nice big red rubber ball.
... well, everyone left, which is just Jim, I believe. :-)
I wish I'd been more awake this morning.
granted, however you are unconcious by noon.
I wish I was the fastest creature on earth.
Granted, but now you can't stop running...
I wish I knew what gifts Succubi like Ryn liked...
Granted. Ryn slides out of the shadows behind you, grins evilly, and drags you back into them.
I wish I'd been hanging about all day, rather than... well, hanging about all day...
granted you not spend the day hanging form a noose as all the blood rushes to your face as you are hung upside down. (yes even a cube has a face)
i wish i could bring Four space into the third dimension to show others how limited what the perceive is.
Granted, however Einstien is now remembered for discovering back hair, and the internet was never developed...on the pright side everyone writes and seplls ujst ike teh e voyegr.
I wish t undo tis eish.
granted but do the the nature of paradox you are cursed to remember in-depth the world created by the corrupted wish and it still has some influence over you.
i wish that pie was the national currency.
granted, but some anarchist overthrew the government a by starting a pie fight and caused a financial disaster greater than 9/11, and Katrina.
I wish everyone of e-voyager's current wishes were no longer pie related.
Allright, but now there is a p between the i and the e.
I wish to become the Sun.
granted but your body is destroyed as you become a small mass of fusion gas 1 solar mass for Evey 5 kilogram of you current body weight. you have no power and all you can do is burn until you burn our or go nova.
i wish that the nations currency was AOL dick printed before 2005
Granted but the world's economies collapse creating the worst economic depression in history.
I wish I didn't have exams in a few weeks.
granted you as excuse form the exam's but that is because you are being held prisoner by a crazy bagel cult.
i wish that i could go for one life time without there being a war.
Granted but your life span is only about 15 seconds
I wish to visit disney world :)
Granted, but Disney is evil, and you end up selling your soul to Goofy.
I wish Disney didn't exist. ¬.¬
granted but it is now Mario world and the steal souls turning people into toadstool people thus expanding the kingdom
i wish i evil without cause less often
Granted, you are now a devil without a clue.
I wish that I wasn't always granting E's wishes all the time.
granted buyt not like E you must wait for a good swhis the currupt and like e you have to wait just a wee bit loger to be fair the others that wiat to plat the game as well
i wish i had my BaikaNekochan back
edit BaikaNekochan is a name it means Baika plum (blossem) Neko(cat) chan ( i forget what chan mean i thin it's like child)
Granted.
Unfortunately, whichever way you turn it, all you can see is the back - you don't have the front at all.
I wish I was more organised of a morning.
granted, you have now become a turd... enjoy your new life as Mr. Hanky the christmas poop.
I wish Jyrras was mistaken for Merlitz at least once.
Granted. Jyrras is mistaken for Merlitz by a dragon whose father was killed by the fire-mage cat. Jyrras is now dead, and an infuriated Lorenda rips you apart and eats you alive. :mwaha
I wish for a Jurassic Park DVD Series collection.
Granted. It's in HDTV format, and alternates 5 seconds of Jurassic Park with 5 seconds of Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
... with Barney's soundtrack over the JP soundtrack.
I wish I wasn't quite so evil...
granted but you now face demotion in the army of darkness
i wish i had a few more mega man games to fight in.
Granted. Capcom decided to re-invent megaman, again, and now they turned it into a series of puzzle-games that either a braindead mole could finish upside-down, or they could give Stephen Hawking a headache.
I wish the Wii + Zelda + Metroid +Mario Galaxy + Smash Bros: Brawl was out in Europe already.
Granted, all stores are out of those games.
I wish I had reading and writing comprehension. :paranoid
Granted, all you do is write all day.
I wish I was playing The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess at this moment.
Granted,Sadly the game breaks seconds later when you get it home
I wish I wasnt so fat
Granted. Problem is, you now have the world's certainly largest and perhaps nastiest pimples...
I wish I weren't so downright creepy.
Granted unfortunately you now wish that creepy girl next door would leave you alone, as she has taken it upon herself to follow you around, your efforts to be rid of her are futile as she can be often found sneaking into your bedroom removing your underwear from of your Dresser and placing it on her head, the police are innefective in theese matters because on halloween you egged all the police forces in the immiediate area and covered their homes in toilet paper. In addition your home smells like urine, I think she's been marking her teratory.
I wish I could become an amazing something.
Granted!
.. I wish GabrielsThoughts had wished for something....
Woot!
Ah... That one is granted, also. We're just not sure quite what you've become. Amazing, sure. What it is? Nope. Not a clue...
I wish I had be just that trifle quicker off the mark :-)
granted but now you are to quick and you age because of it.
i wish that the web was not eating my post
Granted. The web is now regurgitating your post.
All over your shoes.
I wish I was a more average height.
granted, but the average height has decreased to 5"4' good luck.
I wish for rain.
grant you now wake up in the sea of rains on the moon. the rails is acutely dust for ma the cosmic wind but hey it's the thought that counts. oh and i hop you paced some spare air
i wish i was not so lonely in my journeyers
Granted, now you are surrounded by a crowd of 100+ people that follow you everywhere yo go. ~_^
I wish that people would stop corrupting my wishes.
Granted. We now ridicule them with vicious and accurate sarcasm instead.
I wish I could pick up other chicks than those that are martial arts freaks or weird in the head.
Granted. You now pick up chicks that are into interpretive dance and are incredibly dull.
I wish the oceans were replaced with coffee.
Granted. The environmental effects are catastrophic, and millions die of "Hyperactive Fish Syndrome".
I wish that my hair were entirely grey, instead of blonde with grey and red streaks.
Granted. You are now 89 years old.
I wish I wasn't so forgetful.
Granted. You now remember everything, including your birth, all those "special" embarrassing moments of your life, and all the stupid things you've done while drunk.
I wish I were a better and more experienced artist.
Granted however no one appriciates your drawing. No one seems to like them as well. Still you find them as perfect as can be.
I wish I had even more free time
Granted, You have all the time you want...Yet sadly you have so much time...You suddenly become bored of everything and wished for work to do
I wish I had ways to read minds and speak any language in the universe
Granted. Unfortunately, you are forced to listen and understand the third worst poetry in the galaxy.
I wish that I had a sandwich.
Granted. You now are the proud owner of a half-eaten sandwich made of lard, baby birds, and asphalt.
It's half-eaten because you've just eaten the other half. We're still not sure how...
I wish someone had taken advantage of Aiyno by responding "you're fired", or Stygian by forcing him to pick up chicks that were both martial arts freaska -and- wierd in the head... Or that I had a better wish to wish here...
Granted. Unfortunately, as this involves Aiyno and Stygian, this means you now face the cruel fate of either being glomped and smothered to death, or waking up in the darkness of night while being eaten from the inside out.
I wish that I could come up with new and less perverted ways to scare people.
Granted. Unfortunately, this means that thegayhare is now using you as a testbench for scaring other people. And scarring. Mostly scarring.
I wish I could have had a nice dinner cooked when I got home.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 07, 2006, 04:14:43 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, this means that thegayhare is now using you as a testbench for scaring other people. And scarring. Mostly scarring.
I wish I could have had a nice dinner cooked when I got home.
Granted. Unfortunately,
I am the one who cooked it for you...
I wish that I had more time to do the things I wanted.
Geanted, you are now a fish....unfortunately that means you now only have a memory of about 2 seconds so you forget that you have free time and spend most of your day contemplating the mysteries of your universe...but mostly you wonder why you look funny.
I wish for cheese
Granted. You never said where it had to come from though...
I wish I were a girl sometimes, just for awesomeness' sake.
It is done; creepy black men with gold teeth start hitting on you.
I wish for the powers of Kirby and MegaMan.
Granted, you are now e-voyager's evil twin... evil being a relative term, you like fluffy bunnies and rainbows... and you are the most sensitive and caring being on the planet, you can talk to animals and have a team of "super friends" your only weakness is um, chocolate. You are alergic to anything made with chocolate
I wish for more money than Bill Gates, the current master of the universe.
...that doesn't sound too bad...
...You gain more money than Bill Gates, but since most of his net worth is in stocks, he is still wealthier than you.
I wish for a really nice gun with infinite ammo.
Granted, but the gun has no trigger.
I wish that I could stay awake for 100+ hours without feeling tired.
Granted. You will never sleep again...and will be bedridden for life.
I wish I had mad skills.
Granted, unfortunately they are so mad you can't control them
As you didn't make a wish, I'll just corrupt whatever I want.
You grow 18 inch toenails. Into your cat.
I wish for pie.
Granted, the pie is 10 years old, moldy, and as hard as a rock.
I wish I had superpowers.
granted you now have super stink powers
i wish i could actually sleep when i want to
Granted. Whenever you want to sleep, there is a man standing behind you with a baseball bat, generating magical sleep for you.
*whang*
I wish I'd been able to get my FrankenPlayer working weeks ago. It's downright funky. :-)
Granted, Sad part the device emits bad smells thats worse than zombie bowel movements
I wish I could have a sweet loving guy to wisk me away and care for my well being
Granted:
(http://www.vaiden.net/favorite_cartoons_files/image028.jpg)
Hugo wants to hug you and pet you and hold you and squeeze you and name you George....
I wish someone would turn up the heat a bit. It's cold here. * shiver *
The heat is turned up to 200 degrees kelvin, although I'm not sure that's much of an improvment since the previous temperature was 60 degrees ferinhight.
I wish for the most impressive set of wheels on the planet.
Granted. Were going to put them on a pinto.
I wish calculating angles was a crime like it was in the middle ages.
Granted. However, due to a hysterical mixup (no, really. The guy making the mistake was hysterical. And not in a laughing way) the prohibition is on calculating Angels. Ferrago is dragged off to jail, Central is nowhere to be found, and Jack is fit to be tied...
I wish I had found some better collective nouns...
Granted, however no no one knows what you are talking about because all your nouns are incomprhensible to any being on this panet.
I wish the electromagnetic north pole was in the United States instead of Canada... have fun corrupting this one I know I already have.
Granted. Several strange electric phenomena upset the city for weeks before everything is back to normal, and around the world birds, turtles and other animals that navigate via magnetism die horribly as a result of going where they definitely are not supposed to.
I wish I were more handsome.
Granted, but then the rest of the male population get jealous and form a mob...then they kill you.
I wish Anthromorphs really existed...
Granted. They all turn out to be rabid, vicious and instinctive killers.
I wish I were faster and more efficient in everything I did.
granted you are now robotized with out free will
i wish i had more placed to roam ans still access the net to play games like this
Granted, You are know stuck within the matrix and not able be bothered again but watched by robotic eyes
I wish I had more swords in my room
Granted, but you run outta places to put them.
I wish I could go out on a date with a female Anthromorph...
Granted, sadly it's a creepy old guy inside a furry suit, and to make matters worse he was mistaken for a coyote in the Nevada Desert and was shot today.
I wish for somone else to grant his wish.
Sorry but your wish was corrupted, so it backfired...also, when I made my wish, I should have put "no Costumed fake".
I wish that Mankind had space travel that can go faster than the speed of light.
Granted. The existential ripples and unpredictable time-bending effects cause havoc everywhere, with strange energy contellations and discharges taking place, people dying mid-travel from near-instant progeria, and entire timelines disrupted and events that people can remember not having taken place!
I wish I were actually Stygian in real life (this is already a corrupted wish in itself...).
granted but you become him in pain and barley alive as the invasion from the other dimension is going on around you and you are so helpless you can barely move let along try to stop it.
i wish more people under stood the down sides to power.
Granted, however now everyone knows the upside to killing whales! and thanks to new rapid breeding programs we no longer have to worry about them going extinct.
I wish for mow jerky, made from sqishy mows...in teryaki flavor.
Granted. Unfortunately, since mows are immortal, they are still capable of eating things in this form. Also, as punishment for your crimes against mows, the great Miss Mab decides to turn you into one.
:mowmeep
I wish I was a pokemorph.
Granted. Everyone from Fchan now stalks you with hopes of either capturing you and making you their little "slave", or with intent to somehow extort you for lewd pictures.
I wish that I could actually sleep normally.
Granted you can sleep normally, however you no longer have a computer, a television, or a home to live in... enjoy your new life as a homeless feline. oh, and you can't stand the taste of fish and can only digest red hot chili peppers for sustannence.
I wish for a new VCR, preferably one that wont crap out on me after 3 months (cheap bastards, and their manufatured obselesance within the last year I've replaced three VCR's.)
Granted. There are only DVDs in the store, and all your old tapes have been ruined in some bad storage space or by rampant nerds with highly magnetic hard drives hanging from their lower lips.
I wish that DigitalMan and ShiningShadow would stop trying and somehow out-argue me about metaphysics in the "Intent to kill? Check." thread. They're not doing a very good job of being coherent and comprehensible.
Granted, but being a feline in heat, the argument is no longer your primary concern.
I wish I was Abel.
Granted. You now get to suffer the effects of being a shiny bishounen with ambiguous sexuality, a tormented past and a lonely life without any real goals but to live on. Lucky you! Plus, you're a cubi, so you'll be hunted by adventurers and loathed by other creatures for the rest of your life. Not to mention what Stygian would do if he could get his hands on you...
I wish my other nut had never been crushed.
Granted my dear fortunato, The thousand insults you've borne upone me will be avenged as soon as I finish sealing you off behind this brick wall.
I wish that People wouldn't mistake me for a girl. (Edit: remember I'm RP'ing Abel now)
Granted. But they are still idiots nonetheless.
I wish I could see how someone could mistake GabrielsThoughts for a girl.
Granted, read the "Person above you Pay...Warm Fuzzies" thread.
I wish For the ability to use telekenisis, so that I can move things with my mind.
Granted. It comes with horrible side-effects, and it's Akira all over again.
I wish that someone else could post in this thread 'cept for me and Gabriel...
Granted, You get more people post in this thread..Sadly Mr Bush desides to pull the plug on this site all is doomed
I wish I had ways to carry anyone even a semi truck
Granted. You can now carry a semi. Unfortunately, your ankles have become weaker, and you're pushed to actually get a kitten off the ground without risking severe injury...
I wish I'd gone home already.
granted but you are not under hose arrest with no internet.
i wish people would Stop mistaking me for me!, i mean the nerve of them. i am not that monster that goes my by name!
Granted, however you now are no longer sure of yourself and are thus in a perpetual state of being mistaken for some one else with whom you know nothing about and it being yourself is profoundly complicated... so to make things easier on myself you are now Mr. Smith, not the program from the matrix, not the Actor william, nor the assasin that is Mr.Smith in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" but the most common of named individuals in the faceless masses that exist on the surface of the planet, you live on but are ignored and frequently mistaken for someone else, just not the someone else that is you but a some one else that is me.
I wish I understood more than half of what Voyager communicates.
Granted. You now do. And it frightens you. Oh, how it frightens you...
I wish that I could be insidious and sneaky a bit more, and not have to clobber or torture people quite so often as I do to have my ends.
uh...sure your wish is granted uncorrupted...but you now have the Squrriel pox and shall only be alive and bedridden for a period no longer than the rest of your life.
I wish that I owned the Megas... and that I wasn't Jamie or Coop
Granted, You become Kiva but till you are submited into dreaded Glorft hentai for rest of your life
I wish I wasnt so stupid at times...
Granted. Now you're that stupid all -rest- of the time.
I wish I could be a little more verbose in explaining how corrupted some of these wishes are...
Granted. And people hate you for it.
I wish that I had enough sweet virgin girls to just lay around and eat all day.
Granted, but they end up making you put on weight...
I wish the Chaos Emeralds (from the Sonic the Hedgehog games) really existed.
Granted, but so does Chaos. And he destroys Los Angeles and then finds you and eats you.
I wish for the power to shapeshift via my conscious desires.
Granted however you are never 'contious' again :B
I wish I had more pie.
Granted,Unfortunately you become sooo fat you can barley move and now you have to fart and you don't know which way to lean
I wish someone else post in the hugging game
Granted. Unfortunately, it's me.
I wish that some people would just up and die.
Granted, but now they're undead.
I wish it was already next weekend.
Granted, but it's going to always be next weekend. Welcome to temporal hell.
I wish I had more socks.
Granted. However, none of them match. Nor fit. That's, they don't fit you, and they don't fit anyone else either...
I wish there was something worth watching on tv...
granted but it's on a overly expensive PAY channel.
I wish I owned a AIRBUS 380 and a place to keep it tillthe endof time itself.
Granted, however, you will not be able to use it until the end of time itself.
I wish my arm wasn't sore.
Granted, Sadly now your arm is broken in two places
I wish I knew what to wish for
granted now know know to wish yourself out of Charlie's belly but it's too late as you have used your wish and she's is ready for you little meal together.
i wish that others could truly enjoy the fruits my my wish curruptions mega man style
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I wish I could see through walls like superman.
Granted. But you can only see in a narrow range of wavelengths, and your sight seems to deteriorate with the radiation...
I wish I could call in liberal airstrikes at will.
Granted, but only to where you stand.
I wish Xze would answer my PM's. ;_;
Granted. But she answers them all in Greek.
I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.
Granted. It killed you.
I wish that I had more time.
Granted. You are now in jail, and can't do anything. You have lots of time to think about it, though.
I wish I'd gone to bed earlier.
granted, but you went to bed and never got up, forcing you to hibernate till 3000, when there is no computer anymore. Now you are lonely. and someone kicked your puppy.
I wish to be dark and foreboding
Granted. You are surrounded by demons, emanate a cloud of foreboding, and have glowing red eyes. You are so scary that everyone runs away screaming from you. Except the goths. They worship you, and never leave you alone, not even when using the bathroom. They also write horrible, mind-warping fanfics about you. Soon, you are hunted down and killed by a bitter fangirl that you rejected. Your body is chopped into pieces and sold off as souveniers.
I wish I could change my shape and that of others via my intentional thoughts, and could change them back, without anyone losing their sanity.
granted with out corruption, however you can only change your shape and that of others into a cockroach...a creature whose simple metabolism and nervious system make it incapable of thinking of anything other that sex so once you change you can never turn back. Congradulations my friend you just killed yourself ant those around you and created a new species of cockroach that is impossible to kill.
I wish that Garou is restored to his previous form.
Granted. Unfortunately, his mind still works like a cockroach.
I wish that I could command an army of the undead.
Granted. You now command e_voyager and his cockroach friends.
I wish I didn't get so distracted.
Granted, however now every American now suffers from Attention Deficit Disorder... and is therefore superior to evry other race of autistic humans.
I wish I that the movie "underfunded" was made into a television series.
Very much granted. And it blows worse than Tomb Raider 2 on a down off crack.
I wish that my voice wasn't so deep.
Granted, Your voice is now so high...No one belives your you anymore...And yet they think your the pope...
I wish the sun had a dimmer switch only I can touch
Granted. It breaks. You've doomed us all.
I wish that people would take my evil seriously, instead of asking questions.
Granted. People now try to kill you on sight, no matter what you are doing, without asking questions.
I wish that all the good holidays in America weren't shoved into fall and winter...
Granted. They are all now shoved into one day in the middle of August. Everyone goes broke from all the money they spend when it comes around.
I wish that I was exactly the same, except with silver fur all over my skin. (But not the skin where it would hurt.)
Granted. You're now so heavy you can't move. And people keep wandering past and breaking bits off and selling them to the local jewellers.
I wish I could come up with a decent wish to be corrupted.
Granted. Unfortunately, no one knows how to corrupt it and the thread dies.
I wish that I knew how much a woodchuck would chuck, were it able to chuck wood...
He would chuck, as much as he could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
.. And you will be unable to get that out of your head for the next week, thereby corrupting your wish handily. :-)
I wish I hadn't done that...
granted however it will be forever remembered as one of the worst things ever written.
I wish I had all of Ranma's martial arts skill, but without the curse.
granted the wish is now bounded back to you also you learn the horrible truth that i have never been undead and thus you attempt to give power over me failed. you not owe a fave to the fave bank and the CSA are not forgiving.
granted but you likes his tough body and hurt yourself every time you preform a secret technique
i wish people would realize that i and not controllable... at least not fore long.
Granted, but you fail to realize that I have been manipulating you all along... thats right ME!!!
I wish I was perfect... but not a perfect ass, girl, psycho, killer, robot, statue or otherwise.
Granted. You are perfect in every single way.
And all of the inferior people hate you for it. You never have another friend as long as you live.
I wish that I could attack people with my eyebrow.
Granted. Unfortunately, Bobobo Bobobobo sees you as a challenger to his supremacy of hair-wielding martial artists, and impales you upon his nosehairs (sooooorry for the obscure reference, but it was such a weird wish...).
I wish that my toenails didn't cut through my socks.
...Wait... Whut?! :erk
Granted, but your toenails are still long enough to climb coconut trees...which incedentaly is benificial in your new carreer as a jamaican psychic.
I wish Disney or whomever would make a third season for SatAM.
Granted, however, every episode will have a very overt anti-drug message, and will be devoid of humour, because humour isn't considered educational / responsible enough. Also, commercials will increase to 10 minutes of commercials per 10 seconds of cartoon.
I wish my job was closer to home.
granted, unfortunately you lost your home and are living in a cubicle used for storage at your office.
I wish I could pass my spanish test on thursday.
granted but you can not longer speak, read, ore write any other language for the rest of your existence
I wish that all others would suffer the weight of my despair
granted, however as you are the happiest man on earth the weight of your dispair has less pull than the moons of jupiter at this very moment.
I wish for a nintendo WII
Granted. The controller sucks, all the games are overly colourful, epilepsy-inducing bundles of sugar, and the thing does not need three years to become outdated - it takes three months tops.
I wish I had something or someone to eat right now. My stomach is growling.
Granted. You eat a cone snail and its venom kills you instantly.
I wish I was exactly the same as I was now, except with silver-colored fur all over my skin. (But not the skin where it would hurt, and no kidnapping.)
Granted. But to get that fur you had to go through some really itchy transplantation stuff, and you have to take what has to be the hugest frickin' suppositories you've ever seen regularly. Like little horrible cubes of oddity...
I wish that I had full tactile sense restored to my left arm.
granted but the res of you body goes dead and the sensor input from you left are overloads you processor overload nearly melting
i wish that i had masted time travel like eternity has. she's scary some times though.
Granted, but you now realize the curse of traveling outside time and relitive dimension in space, and can never enjoy Dr. Who as an observer.
I wish had a plasma weapon.
Granted, you now have a fuel rod gun, but it's been depleted and it's fail safe has been activated. A.K.A. Big boom.
I wish I weren't so paranoid. :paranoid
Granted. You now no long fear anything in life and yet your not even afraid to put yourself out when your aflame and you became a smoldering dust pile of black ash
I wish I had that magical skull back
granted!
now instead of your normal head you have the magical skull...
i wish i was rich! :>
Granted, Now you taste like noguat and camel and chocolate richness...Basicly you became a milky way bar and I somehow eat you all up..
I wish I had a life....
Granted, but the owner wants it back, and the police are knocking on your door about it...
I wish we'd managed to catch the scrotes who attempted to nick my wife's motorbike, and laid them out for the police to apprehend...
Granted, but the guys who took it happen to work for the IRS who were actually repossessing it because you been bad with the taxes...
I wish Cubi actually existed.
granted...now i wish you RJ....wait....that's my wish! :U
Warning an error has occured durring the process of granting your wish... granted your wish to become an 8,000 kilogram. a bowl of Ice Cream has been granted, however a magical top hat has given you life and you decided to move to the north pole. Unfortunately Santa gave up his diet plans the moment he saw you and has been steadely eating your cherry flavored body for months... which is why everyday you pray for sunlight.
I wish the wishes I granted were not so cruel.
Granted, Now everyone hates you for it and now you have a cleaver sticking out the back your head...
I wish I had my bike back...But not into a direction my body or walls...I just cleaned them
Granted. The bike is now lodged in your mother instead.
I wish that I wouldn't have to do as much homework and could instead do a corresponding amount of tests in school instead.
Granted, but all the tests are impossibly hard and your grade average drops to 31.6.
I wish I had a less tattered loincloth.
Granted. Now it's torn instead...
I wish that some people would just shut up.
Granted. Now they are angry at you for making that wish, and strangle you.
I wish I had an Everlasting GobstopperTM.
Granted. You choke on it.
I wish that I was even stronger than I already am.
Granted however you became very clumsy as well and broke everything you touch.
I wish I had infinite emagination
Granted. Unfortunately, you don't seem to be able to focus on anything.
I wish that I was an incredible guitar player, instead of a half-assed one.
Granted however everyone on the world has gone deaf, even bats. Poor bats :-(
I wish I could concentrate on multiple tasks and complete them fairly quickly.
Granted. You rapidly become drugged out, and die of a heroin overdose. Luckily, everyone over-remembers you, and you become a slightly overrated high-school idol. Good job.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of cash.
gar. You complete all tasks quickly, but unfortunately, you do them all incompetently.
Actually, cancel that, I wish I wouldn't get post-ninja'd.
Granted. We all quit the forum, and there's no one there to ninja you anymore.
I wish that I was more talented an artist.
Granted however other artist envied you so much that their envy got the best of them and they all killed you.
I wish I had the best computer ever to be made.
Too easy...
Granted. It becomes self-aware, reconstructs itself and makes itself omnipotent, and then destroys the universe since it can't see any sense to it all.
I wish that I had the Green Lantern's ring. My will would murder!
granted, unfortunately you are now an ant queen and the ring is way to big for your finger.
I wish I could tell the difference between an English accent and an Austrailian one
granted but due to the nature of the rings(it works on honesty and will power i believe it's describes in superman red son if you wish to look it up) it is useless in your hands. (ask Lex Luther as he was the one that gave it to Hal Jordan in that pertain mini series since he could not use it)
granted but now you can't understand the words that are spoken
i wish i had a definite goal on the plant earth.
Granted you definite goal on the plant (of) earth is maintaining the plant (of) earth. Watering it each 6 hours and sometimes protecting it from the sun has become your definite goal for all eternity. (The plant is immortal through your efforts.)
I wish I agreed to everything a party said and could choose that party.
Granted. Your goal is relatd to greenery, but you are unable to discover precisely what it is...
Granted. You choose the party, but unfortunately the gate crashers get a wish as well....
I wish I had a tv tuner card in my PC, so I could watch movies whilst working.
As you wish. However, the movies watch you back.
*edit*
...........
*Beats himself in the face with a lead pipe*
HAY GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?!!!!1!!
*edit edit*
Nice fix though Gabriels Thoughts
your wish is granted, completly without corruption...Don't thank me it was nothing.
I wish for the power of invisibility.
Gran... hey, where'd he go?
Oh, well. I guess he won't want his lunch, then. Or to walk through this door *smack* ....
I wish I could figure out where this damn file came from...
granted but said file is a shipping label that send you to ababudabe with a kitten inside of you.. have fun
i wish i could splut Garfield this Monday. hey wheres the cream pie Cannon?
Grandted, however you are now forever cursed to be nermal.
I wish for a playstation 3 or an X-box 360, and every videogame manufactured for both.
Granted. However, you will get no controllers for either.
I wish that the world would stop trying to repackage my childhood.
Granted however beside Gear of war, Halo 3 and Killzone 2 No good games where released for the american and European market. Also through sencorship many levels in Gear of war had been removed by a LIVE update and Halo 3 only had 3 boring levels to begin with. Killzone's graphical effects blind you every time you play it and you die every minute in all of them (you have suddenly lost all you skills)
i wish I could have typed that shorter.
Granted now they just don't care about your existence.
i wish I could have typed that shorter.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on November 20, 2006, 01:51:39 PM
Granted. However, you will get no controllers for either.
how is that a disadvantage? :mowtongue
Quotei wish I could have typed that shorter
granted, you may now type that as dat. saving you half a second of typing.
I wish for a comicbook.
Granted. It's in braille.
I wish I'd had a better week already.
Granted. You've already had one, but this one is shit. And so will all your future ones be.
I wish that I could go over to the states and just hang wherever I wanted to in the country in a flash. That way I'd be able to meet you people. And beat you up if you needed it...
Granted. You get stuck over in the states, in the back of beyond, with Carrie fawning over you.
I wish I could go home...
Granted, but Home has changed into hi-tech dictatorship that declares you an enemy of the state...
I wish I got some respect as a existing GM of a certain RP...
Granted. You turn out to be undeserving of it, as it is a free-posting RP, and feel all hollow inside.
I wish that sometimes I didn't have to be the asshole I am.
Granted, but now your life is boring since there is no conflict between you and anybody.
I wish that I didn't catch a cold last Thursday.
Quote from: Stygian on November 20, 2006, 09:44:22 PM
Granted. You turn out to be undeserving of it, as it is a free-posting RP, and feel all hollow inside.
I wish that sometimes I didn't have to be the asshole I am.
(OOC: but that doesn't mean that the GM can't tweak the Storyline a bit)
As for ninjannihilator
Granted...however, you get the flu...
I wish a was a great singer...
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on November 20, 2006, 09:54:37 PM
Quote from: Stygian on November 20, 2006, 09:44:22 PM
Granted. You turn out to be undeserving of it, as it is a free-posting RP, and feel all hollow inside.
I wish that sometimes I didn't have to be the asshole I am.
(OOC: but that doesn't mean that the GM can't tweak the Storyline a bit)
As for ninjannihilator
Granted...however, you get the flu...
I wish a was a great singer...
I think I have the flu
As for you
Granted but you get a bunch of weird stalker fangirls and fanboys that never leave you alone and sneak into your bathroom while you are taking a shower.
I wish I was at home.
Quote from: ninjannihilator on November 20, 2006, 10:01:02 PM
I think I have the flu
As for you
Granted but you get a bunch of weird stalker fangirls and fanboys that never leave you alone and sneak into your bathroom while you are taking a shower.
I wish I was at home.
OOC: the Fangirls I'll like, but Fanboys...I don't think I'll appreciate the attention.
Granted, however it is later damaged by a flood...
I wish for Warp drive to be invented...
granted but due to my sick since of humor now less then five people but do the time warp dance in perfect sync to activate it.
i wish for more wishes to corrupt that i may drink in the bitter tears of broken dreams like the Ambrose of the Greeks.
Granted, you have more wishes to corrupt then you can count.
Millions upon millions of them. The only problem is that when you try and corrupt them, it backfires and causes you untold horrors.
I wish that the universe forgot the letter N
Grated, all forms of commuicatio are ow completely idecipherable. a agry mob fids you ad kills you for your wish.
I wish I did't have to keep talkig like this.
Granted, unfortuantely this is because you are now Elmo, and today's adventure was brought to you by the letter "N" which hardly makes up for the fact that someones hand will be shoved up your butt for the rest of your life, on the bright side your not upset about the fact that you're not near as cute as those read between the lions cubs, nor that you suffer from an ambigious gender, and you are apperently pooh bears bitch.
I wish I was not responsible for the consequences of granting such an evil wish.
But you are. :<
I wish this wasn't so easy.
granted it's not because you failed to grant the wish with or without corruption.
i wish i had a collection of trees that grew the cursed fruit
granted, but now no body understands you, or what you are talking about so...
I wish I was kinder to others.
Granted. But sadly, kindness is never returned. :<
I wish that this world was a better place.
Granted. Three billion people die. And everyone blames you now.
I wish that I had a cool hat like that too.
Granted. Unfortunately, it's a size too small, which gives you migraines.
I wish I was more organised...
Granted. You are now not a box, but a folder cabinet.
I wish that I were more clever.
Granted however were cannot be excepted and thus is ignored. Your clever as a pie.
I wish I could get a decent MP3 player that wasn't as software corrupt sensitive
Granted. But you have to sell your soul to iTunes to get it.
I wish that someone would see that I was making a remark on certain people's grammar earlier...
Granted. Unfortunately, it is I who saw.
I wish that I hadn't finished that sentence on a preposition...
granted you finished it with the ' >:3 ' emicon. (DAKATA probably took over you mind)
I wish I knew what to wish and then wish it,
Granted, you wish for a wish and then wished it, it was corrupted horribly and now you know that you should have wished before you knew what you were wishing because now its been wished and the wish has been trashed... there is good news however, you need not suffer alone because the next poster wished the whish on their own and it was the wish you truely wanted so you mastered the wishing of whishes on your own.
I wish I owned one of those clockstopping watches from the movie clockstoppers.
Granted. It stops time, then breaks. Congratulations.
I wish that I could speak one more language; Russian.
Granted, after severalo years of diligent study you can now speak russian with absolute fluenncy. unfortunately the only other languages you speak are all variants of english.
I wish somone would figure out who the mysterious stranger is.
Granted. It ends up that it is Freddy Krueger. He stalks and kills you the next time you fall asleep. :kruger
I wish my dad would let me play my pokemon emulator games.
granted, however the pokemon only breed, and the games eventually behave like a super trojan virus that has infects your computer, and within a five minutes of watching pikachu get it on with...um something else that moves, your computer crashes. Ironically enough this disaster could have been avoided if it wasn't a pornographic emulator.
I wish for suff with bells and wrapping paper.
Granted. The Chippendales decide to break into your house and use it as a locale for their holiday practicing.
I wish for a nice tan this christmas (and I will probably get it!).
Granted. Your home catches fire and you now have burn marks on your stomach.
I wish for a KitKat bar.
Granted. It just happens to be a new taste; anthrax ripple (sketch reference!)
I wish I could possess people.
Granted, but you can only posess them is they are asleep, and you lose all solidity. Enjoy a life of never being able to touch anything.
I wish for a certain co-worker of mine (who shall remain nameless on these boards) to a) have his spine reduced to lots of small, sharp splinters , which will be lodged in his spinal cord, b) loses all sensations in his genitals, c) gets half his face molten off by some very caustic acid down to his skull.
Meh. Still pretty good.
Granted. You have my attention. Give me numbers.
I wish that I had some lysergic acid diethylamide to use on some people right now...
Granted. But because I have no idea what those chemicals are, I give you a cardboard waffle.
I wish that I had a Gameboy DS.
Granted. However, it has about 5s battery life, when fully charged. And no charger.
BTW, Styggy wanted some LSD. HTH, HAND.
I wish I had been able to take this week off.
Granted, This week has been beaten,stabbed and sodmized by yours truely :3
I wish I my dear loved one grandfather just obey as what he's told
I didn't understand a word you said so, I'm giving you a million dollars. spend it wisely because once you have used up all the money you will turn into the monkey jack, from pirates of the caribean.
I wish for the ability to see into the future.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on December 01, 2006, 10:31:14 AM
I didn't understand a word you said so, I'm giving you a million dollars. spend it wisely because once you have used up all the money you will turn into the monkey jack, from pirates of the caribean.
I wish for the ability to see into the future.
I grant thine wish to see the future. You see yourself taking a nap 5 minutes from when you read this. Then you lose the power.
I wish for Samurai Armor
granted but it is cursed and it drags you into battle after battle until you are defeated.
i wish i know what to do with the black hole now that i don't feel like destroying the world with it.
Granted. You effectively end it. That's all there is to it.
I wish that more people actually had a good sense of style.
Style happens. Unfortunately it all eventually becomes cliche, starting everyone back at square one.
*edit*
I wish I would quit forgetting to make wishes.
granted but all your wish are granted by sadist and you sure as they are granted.
i wish i was less sadisitic when granting wishes..
Granted. You are completely kind when you grant them. This breaks the rules of the thread, and Damaris punishes you by sending you an electrical signal that destroys your computer.
I wish my cat would get off my lap, dangit. :januscat
Granted, however your cat is now part of your leg and has been sergically fused at the calf...
I wish for a superpower that doesn't go away after a short nap, and I don't mean flatulence either.
granted you now have super sneezes that triggered by and allergy even ones you don't have. be careful not st sneeze your see through a brick wall as you are not invulnerable you know.
i wish that my inner voices weren't demons all the time.
Granted, they're not demons, they're ghosts and they are commanding you to give me a hundred dollars... and a chicken sandwich...with pickles and munster cheese.
I wish for some intelligent wishes to grant.
Granted, but the worlds intelligance drops dramatically, meaning that the most intellagant wish possible is:
I wish for a rock.
I wish i didn't have this cold. *sniff* :ill
Granted but now you have herpes
I wish people would open their minds more to understand that these wishes are somewhat evils
Granted, but now everyone is perverted.
I wish for lots of Ramen and a Naruto Plushie ^^
Granted. You now have a Naruto plushie stuffed with cooked ramen.
I wish I could cuddle my wife without feeling like she didn't want to be there...
granted but now you get the feeling that your wife want to eat you alive and you desire to cuddle less.
i wish that others appreciated a well corrupted wish.
Granted, however the corruption of a wish is overshadowed by the corruption the english language and therefore the well crafted wish is nothing more the a common wish granting fiasco.
I wish I knew what to wish for, besides a brown paper sack.
Granted. It's wet. But you still can't fight your way out of it. :-)
I wish I had more time to get things done.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 05, 2006, 10:40:08 AM
I wish I had more time to get things done.
Granted. You get everything done in two hours. With all the extra time left and nothing to do, you are bored to death.
I wish I could find my Algebra textbook that's been missing since yesterday. :mowsad
Granted, but now you have to do homework, oh noes! D:
I wish I could do home-schooling.
Oh, so granted. No corruption is necessary. :mwaha
I wish I had some cash. I need some. :<
Granted. You now have 2385 farthings. And you're not allowed to melt them down, either.
I wish I could come up with more useful stuff to put in the wiki, rather than being stuck planning all the boring stuff required to get it running.
Granted. You do, and the whole thing breaks down in links and uselessness.
I wish I had the power to become the successful assassin I want to be RIGHT NOW.
granted but the powers are bout unstable and hazardous to you health you your career , thought brilliant, is short and ends painfully.
i wish i could feed on emotions and lose my cure reaction to fear in my prey(it's carried over form my time as a demon lord)
my failure to aknowledge e-Voyager knows no bounds...there for I'm granting his wish without corruption provided that the black hole I created when slicing through the dimensions doesn't completely obliterate him.
I wish those people from the "flat earth society" would quit spreading lies about out how the American's couldn't have possibly landed on the moon. (The conspericy is bupkiss, the ones who started the conpericy think the earth is flat. )
Granted... the truth is now that we didn't land on the moon and they were right.
I wish that i was more cute and cuddly then before!!! >:3 :bunny :mowsmile
Granted... you are now this charming fellow with whom I have no affiliation with whatsoever.
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/GabrielsThoughts/dantheman2.jpg)
I wish I were an actor.
(yea i am that fellow)
You wish is granted, but now you can't find a job.
I wish that i could give more hugs to everyone :hug :hug :hug
granted but due to negative karma every move you act in fails at the box office an you soon lose all hope of success in the field.
granted but now you have to beware of the robot chicken watching people
I wish that i did not have to deal with people asking me what my E stands for. I've explained it twice so far and my personal text hits at it as well. 'never be less then you are' after all.
Granted, people stop asking you what the 'e' stands for and ask you what the 'voyager' means.
I wish anthros were real. Wait I'm pretty sure this one has been done before.
I wish I could read the minds I choose to read.
Granted. You're a bad choice, enough said.
I wish I weren't so mean looking in reality, but more handsome and balanced in appearance.
Granted, but nobody cares anyways.
I wish that I didn't have finals for two weeks.
granted you finals are not this week.
I wish i was not describing my situation when granted his wish.
granted you are now the smartest creature in the universe... unfortunately you are now a jackass and no one (even shrek) will take you seriously.
I wish for wishmaster status
Granted you devilishly handsome and brilliant orator... now that I am a wishmaster I've decided to share the power with...um the next poster. wait, I am the next poster. Ha ha! Suckers!
I wish for thousands and thousands of dollars(american) to be legally handed to me so that I may continue my education and be hence fourth refered too as the bling bling king.
Granted. Unfortuantely, before you can spend any, the American dollar collapses, and it's worth no more than, oh, about 2p.
I wish I'd managed to get organised earlier so I could be at work at a reasonable time.
granted but now i steal all your saved time and use it for my own.
i wish some one other then Gabriels Thoughts would corrupt my wishes.
Granted but now everyone is like Gabriels thoughts so you can get away from his
I wish that i had a tail and fur like a cat and still be a person.
Granted. Everyone thinks you a freak for it, and you shed all over the house.
I wish I was a punkrocker...
Granted. But your first single doesn't sell well and you don't make the top 10 best music list. :mowtongue
I wish I didn't have to take exams... :sweatdrop
Granted. You drop out of school.
I wish for infinite root beer!
Granted. It reaches critical gravitation, and then gains absolute density as it keeps filling out the universe. The continuity of the universe's flux between existences is upset completely.
Congratulations! You've destroyed all existence for a little root beer!
I wish that my lovelife weren't so bloody messed up.
Granted. It's now messed up, but it's not that time of month, so it's not bloody. She's not very happy, however. Can you say "permanent PMS" ? I knew you could.
I wish I could get away from here and go to bed. RSN. :-)
Granted. However, you have trouble falling asleep and come right back. Welcome back!
I wish for second sight.
Granted. You look over your shoulder again to see who is following you, and regret it for the rest of your days.
I -really- wish I had gone to bed...
granted, but then you would have missed the undead attacking everyone and would have woken up 28 daays later with some serious problems.
I wish I had never seen pokemon, I would have been all the better for it, and I wouldn't have to secretly watch it on weekends so could find out what's happening now almost a decade later.
Granted. You watched Barney and got addicted to it, instead.
I wish for snow.
Granted, you get 50 feet of snow in your area. Happy tunneling if you want to go anywhere!
I wish i knew how to beat that fricken Giant Bomb boss in my game.. :gun1 1000 damage in one hit? Come on!
Granted. You find a super-cheat that lets you beat the bomb guy easily. Too bad it pretty much spoils the game for you, though.
I wish for a dessert island.
Granted. You have you dessert island. It's not gonna last longer than a few minutes with all that water around.
I wish there was a cure or something for rosacea.
Granted, but you eat the dessert, and must now swim to the nearest chunk of land (about 720 000 KM away) with the worlds wrost case of brain freeze, and the mother of all toothaches.
(Roureem Ninjaed me)
Granted but it costs well over 300 000 gil (yes, Gil) to buy.
I wish I posessed magic, like the kind in Final Fantasy. I could really use Cureaga fior this cold. :ill
granted but Cureaga is ineffective against colds and natural illnesses.
i wish that i could get my secret mining operation to pay off i need platinum form my experiments!
granted, however instead of platinum you only have mines filled with lead and mercury, and as I'm sure you are no expert on metalergy, it takes you the next 50 years to figure out how to turn lead into gold...shh it's a secret.
I wish to be warm and toasty, it's 72degrees outside and I'm freezing.
Granted. Have fun on Venus!
I wish for really good music.
Granted. Sadly, in order to get REALLY good music, you had to sell your soul. Way to freakin' go. >:3
I wish I had some chocolate torte. Mmmmm... torte....
Due to my innability to translate the word torte you are granted a bearclaw...covered in glazed hunny with salmon flavored goo stuck to the furr which is attatched to an authentic bear. Enjoy your continental breakfast, courtesy of corrupt a wish!
I wish that I wasn't attracted to chaos.
Granted. As far as I’m concerned, that is such a horrible fate that it needs no horrible twist. I mean, non-chaos is BORING!
I wish for more chaos.
granted, you now live in Las Vegas where the chaos is ever present...and you owe billions of dollars in loans to the local title loan companies which even worse than the sharks.
I wish I didn't have such a slow dial-up connection to the internet.
Granted. Now you have no connection to the internet.
“...Booored...So boooored....Ooh! Lint!”
I wish for a decorational sword.
Granted. It's painted on. Yes, it's -that- sharp.
I wish I.. uh.. ... could remember what I was going to wish for.
Granted. And it scares you. It scares you so horribly. You really didn't think you were capable of such thoughts... You're going to have to see a shrink. Right now.
I wish that some people didn't leave such shiny, big buttons for me to push. Make of that what you wish.
Granted. You are in my lab. There are many big, shiny buttons, but none of them are for you to push, as I specifically tell you. In fact, that one you just pushed against my orders was… aw crud.
*The universe explodes*
I wish for the ultimate gift.
Granted. It is, ultimately, disappointing. And totally frivolous.
I wish I had more time in the day.
Granted, however you are now Danielle Ti'fiona and one of the side effects of Abel's magic is you are now more attractive than ever to fleas, you have so many flea's you are now tempted to scratch in places that are part of the Anti-hotness that is your sister.
I wish for the fleas to attack the next 3 posters.
granted but being robotic i am immune and do you ore desire to corrupt my wish you receive the worst flea attack in history s the flea (from mucha lucha (http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/muchalucha/)) luchas you for donuts!.
i wish i was a spell checking program that was good in all languages.
I will assume you meant “had”, not “was”
Granted. Heh. In a few years, when I establish my business, I might actually make something like that. The corruption? It’s not exactly going to be freeware.
Much better than the less creative thing I had in mind (turning you into the said software).
I wish for faster programming abilities.
Granted. Your new programming speed makes you go mad with programming power, and because you start so many new projects you get the worst carpal tunnel syndrome in the history of computer geeks.
(thinks, and then breaks into an evil grin) Oh, this is so sweet. I dare someone to corrupt THIS wish.
I wish.... that PARIS HILTON WAS DEAD IN THE MOST VIOLENT WAY IMAGINABLE!
:mwaha
Granted. She goes to your school and dies in a shooting that takes place there. Oh, and so do you.
I wish for people to stop being so childish.
granted but you are reduced the the age you believe they are behaving at.
i wish i could visits Xanth as there is some one there i have never met but miss.
your wish is granted, however you are corrupted in Xanth by a man in a funny little hat.
I wish for the brain of a mummy. without getting the mummy's curse and without the swaping of my brain.
Granted. Here ya go. I hand you a mummy’s brain…
…And a whole lotta “where’s my mummy” jokes.
I wish for a laboratory.
Granted, but you have a moron for an assistant who ruins every experiment you try.
I wish we (students) didn't have homework.
granted but now wii (student's) don't learn anything useful and fail at life.
i wish i had controls to adjust my epu output
Granted, but it's in a place you can't reach no matter how hard you try, and it's stuck on max, meaning you- no, no, I'll stay away from that joke. >:3
I wish i had a Nintendo Wii with Ledegend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. (just in case, get yer' mind out of the gutter)
Granted and after many hours of solid game play you reach the finals boss just as you engage in battle your motion activate controls breaks and you are promptly defeated never to reach that point in the game again.
(also do not underestimate a on bot army that is rebuildable)
I wish that i had the parts to build the e copy system 2 so i cons play all these games... well maybe not wii games on my own system.
granted. however, since I don't understand the wish it is corrupted horribly.
I wish Mumford's psychiatric patient would quit designing femmebots for Dr. Evil
Granted. Congratulations; he now does perverted little bishyboi bots instead. And they run amok! Agh! Save us!
I wish that I didn't have so bleeding much to do all the time!
Granted. You're now locked in a very little box with nothing to do at any time.
I wish I wasn't quite so drunk.
Granted, you're now only slightly less drunk, but still too much to get that bottle of Gatorade to stop singing.
I wish I didn't have finals next week.
Granted, like me you had all your finals this week.
I wish I could smash a pumpkin with a thimble.
I wish I owned the pencil that produces pennies from the lost room.
Granted But sadly...You break thumb in two places, And suddenly you get you revenge yet you have a few co workers of yours very upset...
I wish I that song Opblaaskrokodil (Or french erotic film to others :P ) would stop playing in my head eatch day when I am in the tub...Damn scottish sounding dutch peoples...
granted but that is because you now have other thing on you mind instead of that song when you are in the tub. namely when did you grow two extra hands, what are they doing and why are the cols as death?
i wish wily would stop tampers with me every time i visit him , forte an the others. i'm tired of my Epu's evil being over clocked. it was almost easier when he would simply try to destroy me.
Granted. Now Dr. Light keeps messing with you every time you visit! :3
I wish that I had a latke.
ahh were did this new x8 buster come form? and now my copy weapons don't need extra power? what wrong with you all? (http://www.geocities.com/eliander_valderen/light.jpg) auggg... wait you're me aren't you?
granted you not have a lake of latte. enjoy
i wish that i could see more fall out form the wishes i corrupted.
generaly I would say no and turn you into sailor moon but in this instance I'm going to go the extra mile and curse for all eternity to be the occupant of the lost room... enjoy your stay at the nut house until you get tired of living and ask someone to take your place.
I wish for the ultimate in booger launchers.
been there done that wrote a poem about it and had that poem turning into a song by Doug the eagle
granted they are now part of you nose and can only be fired by and unforced sneeze.
i wish that more people here to corrupt the wishes as we play. maybe then need evil lessons
Granted. Everyone here is now 200% more evil. Even RJ. :U
I wish I had a Latke:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latke
Granted. However, since there's a minor typo in the wish resolving department, what you end up with is a lake. Made out of potato.
It's not cooked, either. And it froze over. And you're all out of oil.
I wish I could be a little nicer to Cogidubnus, since he's such a clever guy, and I enjoy watching his posts...
granted...but it annoys him after a while...
I wish I could go on the net and any De-rez (delete) any virus that dare to mess with me...using my disc and light cycle...
Granted, but but it turns out that you fergot how to ride the bike, and you are incredibly in-accurate with a Frisbee. >:3
I wish I could draw whenever I want to.. Rather than wait untill I get inspired somehow...
yes i do get the reference, it's Tron
granted, unfortunately you allready can draw whenever you want to...but now you are paid to do it and insperation is a problem because you are now a lusty tavern maid who would rather spend her free time doing something else
I wish for some egg nog and a chocolate cupcake with sprinkles.
Granted, but you are crushed by a fat boy stampede.
I wish I was a cyborg.
Granted. Unfortunately they forgot to get you some cool weapons when they made you a cyborg. :U
Having come from Eragon today, I wish I had a dragon. :3
granted unfortunately the spikes on its back prevent you from riding without removing your ability to reproduce.
I wish for the ability to see tiny weenie, itsy bitsy, yellow polka dot bikini's that are smaller than the atom.
Granted, but it's a rather uselss ability.
I wish I had mystical ninja skills.
Granted, but not knowing how to control them, you teleport inside a wall.
I wish Xze wasn't grounded. :cry
granted, she is now airborne...slowly falling to her death in perpetual freefall curseing you with her last breath.
I wish for santa to give me a Nintendo Wii for christmas.
Granted, but since santa is old fashioned it's a simple wooden box shaped like a Wii.
I wish I could control gravity.
Granted, but because of the power Gravity controls you now Mwhaha
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Any way. I wish that everyone have a happy life and no pain or suffering could come of it.
granted everyone is now resting peacefully in their graves and the afterlife that they are waiting to receive lacks war and violence.
i wish that people would remember that souls are tarnished by my art. after all i was a demon lord once know as the dark eternal.