Corrupt a Wish

[Kitsune Ascendant]

granted. shortly after doing so, your legs fall off. that's when they get possessed and start kicking you in the head.

I wish I knew how to fold an origami fox.

[Rowne]

Granted!  You find yourself playing poker with an origami Fox and it seems that you're better at bluffing than he is.  You walk away laughing with a bag of paper ships.

I wish I could draw quadrupedal critters as well as the Japanese, they never seem to run out of ideas which are endlessly fascinating to me and one of my many obsesssions.

My shopping list most certainly will include both Ookami and Twilight Princess.

[e_voyager]

granted but you can no longer draw backgrounds

i wish this game was movie a tab bit faster. i miss spendint time in chant and comming back to a whole lot of post.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Ish. Only, well, since the game is moving faster, everything else has moved *much* faster. Maybe you should just wait offline a bit longer? :-)


I wish I'd got more sleep.

[Trevor]

Granted, you will fall in a deep, deep sleep and you will never awake again 
I wish that I had a huge army of  angry zombie frogs/cats    
     

[Aridas]

Granted. However, being zombies, angry at that, they roam aimlessly, with no will of their own or otherwise, acting on the only thing they know: attacking the living.

I wish someone would combine wolves and foxes into one, because of how cool it'd be.

[lucas marcone]

granted its the uglist mofo in all known universes even every sigle one marvel came up with.





i wish i knew every yo mama joke in the world even before some one thinks it up

[Trevor]

Granted, but with all that info in your head it explode
I wish I had a   mowcookie 

[Lysander]

I wish someone would combine wolves and foxes into one, because of how cool it'd be.

Well there's been a few successful mixes of lions/tigers.

I wish I had a   mowcookie

Granted.  Only problem is that mow haunts you for the rest of forever eating all your food and house for eating its cookie.

I wish for a black finality.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ganted. Stand still for a moment, and I'll just paint you black.

I wish I'd managed to feel like I've managed to get something done today.

[lucas marcone]

I wish for a black finality.

not sure you actually had a complete grasp on its meaning.

finality
1. the condition or fact of being final
2. a final, conclusive, or decisive act or utterence

with that said

granted but you feel as if you passed a kidney stone as big as a buick


i wish i had  my own personal lanowar elves to do my bidding

[e_voyager]

granted but they revolt against you.

i wish for a goth sheep that understands how to do hair and nails that i can give to my little sister.

[Aridas]

Dude, you guys jumped around llearch's post without even looking.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

Ganted. Stand still for a moment, and I'll just paint you black.

I wish I'd managed to feel like I've managed to get something done today.

granted but they revolt against you.

i wish for a goth sheep that understands how to do hair and nails that i can give to my little sister.

I'll do both of them

llearch: you manage to feel like you pissed off some 300-pound musclebound freak. and guess what, your feeling was right.

e_voyager: mkay. but it sheds like you would not believe.

I wish I had superpowers.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, Flatulence Man.

Aridas: Granted. Only your nothing leaked, and something snuck in.

I wish I'd gotten home earlier - that 300-lb freak slowed me down a bit...

[e_voyager]

Dude, you guys jumped around llearch's post without even looking.

accutly valkyn awnsered  llearch's post before i cam and posted. tale a closte look i'll higliht it for you

Ganted. Stand still for a moment, and I'll just paint you black.

I wish I'd managed to feel like I've managed to get something done today.

I wish for a black finality.

not sure you actually had a complete grasp on its meaning.

finality
1. the condition or fact of being final
2. a final, conclusive, or decisive act or utterence

with that said

granted but you feel as if you passed a kidney stone as big as a buick

i wish i had my own personal lanowar elves to do my bidding

and now  llearch's granted but you get home sooner because you don't shake the 300-lb  person ant they follow you into you r home still doing what ever the were doing.

i wish unoffical form police would chill. i mean i accet the some times i or some one else will over step the boundies but that happens in most games. any good player knows there are times to back off and times to critized but if you critizse too much you become wose the the ones you're trying to police.

(would have speel check but i keep getting a string error.)

[Rowne]

Granted!  The unofficial forum police do indeed chill, in fact they find themselves frozen in ice as part of a mad plot to restore dignity to the internet.  They awaken in a dark and distant future, where they engage in a wild adventure that plays out very much like Planet of the Apes: The Musical.

Okay, that was just cruel, scratch the musical part.

I wish that Renaissance Pictures would pick up the Jack of all Trades series again, I miss seeing Bruce Campbell on the gogglebox.

(Edit: There, that reads better.)

[Lysander]

Really was a great show, so Granted. The problem is they changed each actor in the show like George of the Jungle 2 so it ends up a bland copy of the original with a pathetic semi-new storyline.

I wish or a sense of poison rationalitly.

[Hilary]

Granted, but you will overhear an unpleasant conversation on your wedding day...

I wish I could find the cable that connects my scanner to my computer.

[e_voyager]

granted but it is only 6 inches long

i wish i could keep track of everthing

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you keep track of everything and now accomplish nothing.

I wish for a mystical booger eater, that will not eat anything other than the boogers in my nose.

does anyone know how to spell booger?

[Rowne]

Jack of all trades, without Bruce Campbell?  ... nooooo~!

Granted, you get your booger-eater but the thing looks so disgusting (much like snot from Earthworm Jim) that you're no longer invited to classy tea parties and soirees or public functions.  Though this might be a blessing more than a curse.

I wish the VALVe store had a remote-controlled Manhack on sale, who wouldn't buy one of those?

[e_voyager]

granted but it's far to expensive for you yo buy cost more then a small country.

i wish  for the data needed to build an anti -doomsday machine.

[Malakin]

Granted, however it does not work and your exploded!11!1

i wish to know the counter to the insult: "You fight like a dairy farmer."

[bill]

Granted, but, I mean, seriously, who the hell uses that insult? Pity, since it's a great retort.


I wish I didn't procrastinate as much as I do.

[e_voyager]

granted you not procastans less but you have twice the work to do.

i wish i could give away these keys of fate.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, but after a quick round, they end up back in your posession.

(Malakin: "you fight like a cow" isn't sufficient as a counter?)

I wish I'd got up a bit earlier...

[Rowne]

That's open to so many forms of interpretation but I think I shall just take it as waking up.

Granted!  You can now wake up earlier, unfortunately you can now actually wake up before you go to sleep, meaning that whilst sleeping you're able to create some kind of temporal shift.  You're doomed to plummet through time either for the rest of your life or until the Earth becomes uninhabitable, whichever comes first.

Admittedly, I just ripped that off Quantum Leap.

I wish that I was feeling more creative today.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You now abound with creativity, overflowing with the juices of... of....

...... what -have- you been chewing on? Is that blood? Ewwwww. You really should wipe your chin off after chewing on baby birdies.


I wish I had skipped off to work five minutes earlier, and didn't have that nice mental image now...

[Lysander]

Granted, but you will overhear an unpleasant conversation on your wedding day...

Hey, someone got one of my many references. Technically your marriage has been saved.

Granted. You now abound with creativity, overflowing with the juices of... of....

...... what -have- you been chewing on? Is that blood? Ewwwww. You really should wipe your chin off after chewing on baby birdies.


I wish I had skipped off to work five minutes earlier, and didn't have that nice mental image now...

The term is crunchy chicken. Eating them gives you strength and evil points, apparently.

Granted, you get a visual image of someone on the street actually eating a crunchy chicken. Feathers aren't bright yellow anymore...

I wish for some teen spirit. I can smell it, and it's pretty nasty, but maybe once I have it things can continue as they should.