New and not good with forums

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Yo! I'm new, and I don't go good with rules, no matter how much I read them. It's a curse. But, I have about I'd say 4 months of experience. So, please warn me and I will change my ways. I will learn.

News: Some ass has PM me some retarded thing. Can't believe what it is and I deleted once I saw it.

I have CV RPG characters that I well, I would call updated the sprite sheet or something. I made the following with new attack sprites: Nathan, Samus, and Alec.

I can show ya if you like . . .

[topher chee]

welcome stranger, good luck

[xHaZxMaTx]

*Waits for Rowne...*

Welcome to the forum!  People are going to say that it's kind of crazy around here, and if they admit it, they have to be crazy.

[ElectroMotive]

Welcome to the forums! oh and watch out for the squirrel with muffins...

[thegayhare]

*steps out of the shadows wearing a silver jumpsuit and bubble helmat*

Greetings human,  we come in peace!

Please enjoy your stay, and sample our wonderful delecacies

*places a large tray of cookies and cheesecake*

Also please becareful,  this world is full of strange and weird things... try to avoid some of ther stranger ones.

*slips ff into the shadows*

[James StarRunner]

Welcome to the forums! oh and watch out for the squirrel with muffins...

Watch out for squirrels period! Actually, in all seriousness us squirrels are friendly enough.

We all start off as newbies at one point so don't worry too much. Just as long as you're willing to change if needed it's fine.

[Darkmoon]

Hey man, if you've got sprites frames, show em. I'd like to see em.

[Miaka]

Welcome to the forums! oh and watch out for the squirrel with muffins...

Watch out for squirrels period! Actually, in all seriousness us squirrels are friendly enough.

We all start off as newbies at one point so don't worry too much. Just as long as you're willing to change if needed it's fine.

Wait, we're friendly? I thought we were all in that world domination plan.....

Oh- Crap- they heard me.
Anyways, I'm Miaka, who can apparently not type her own name. Or at all. Um.....  used to have actual warnings, but then people took them from me, so I have no newbie-greeting thing anymore.

except this. *tosses an acorn*

[Rowne]

H'lo person of newness.

So, Simon Belmont with pokéballs, eh?  There's an interesting image.  And it gives me all kinds of strange ideas that I'd rather not share (no, not those kinds of ideas!).

Don't worry about the rules too much, I probably frequently almost break them anyway.  My memory is shot, you see, too many unexpected cranial impacts will do that to a person.

So I'll read something and then forget I read it.  Like a Goldfish.  If they read.

And to finish on an expected note, regardless of what anyone tells you, this forum contains none of this:



I now hand over the mic of muchgreeting to the next person.

[bill]

Hello! Welcome to the Forum that is Normal! Everything is Normal! There is no reason to believe in any doubt of Normality! Normal! Yes! Really!

[Rowne]

Sez the guy wot wears the elongated gas-mask.

[bill]

A NORMAL elongated gas mask, thank you very much.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Where "normal" means about what you expect it to mean. :-)

[Rowne]

I always thought it meant ties and bad music.  I blame Normality (the game).

[xHaZxMaTx]

Sez the guy wot wears the elongated gas-mask.

I think we broke Rowne, he's speaking in 'txt.'

[Rowne]

Actually, it's an East End London accent, according to East Enders.  I find it amusing and adorable, so sometimes I adopt it for the purposes of humour and awesome.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Perhaps you should put it into a foster home instead?

[James StarRunner]

Wait, we're friendly? I thought we were all in that world domination plan.....

Oh- Crap- they heard me.

Doh! Way to blow our cover!

[Trevor]

Enjoy your stay   

[Leafar]

show the sprites dude...specially nathan's...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

May the sprites be with you?

[Trevor]

And remember low karma lead  to sadness newbie bashing lead to anger
and spamming lead to the darkside...    

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Hey man, if you've got sprites frames, show em. I'd like to see em.

Kay. *Checks pockets*

That's not it . . .

I don't know how that got there . . .

HOLY FUCK!!! I forgot I still had that in my pockets. Sit Dino!

Hey, sporks need love too!

AH-HA!!! Here they are:

This one is quite boring if I say so. Took me only 10-15 hours ta make.

This one was harder. I almost took an hour.

THIS ONE WAS HARD!!! Took me like two hours to make.

How you like?

[Rowne]

I have one thing to say about a lot of those images.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

[Castle Pokemetroid]

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

My shorts? Oh, you mean da stuff. At least it's not as much as how much the characters in CV and other games carry around!

Juste in my HOD carries around alot of armer around, so much that it makes having a Dinosaur in your pocket nothing!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Nothing shall come close to the infinate awesomeness of my cargo pants!

[Xuzaf D]

Just remember this one important thing:
After Charmeleon has evolved into Charizard, you can use his fire ability to enter the lower dungeon blocked by the ice wall. While your there, grab the missile upgrade and use your grapple whip to cross the gap between the zombie space dragon, and the area's pokemon master. Grab the sample, activate the computer, and free the skeleton from the cage who will drop the metriod ball which you can use against death in his second form. Any questions?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Just remember this one important thing:
After Charmeleon has evolved into Charizard, you can use his fire ability to enter the lower dungeon blocked by the ice wall. While your there, grab the missile upgrade and use your grapple whip to cross the gap between the zombie space dragon, and the area's pokemon master. Grab the sample, activate the computer, and free the skeleton from the cage who will drop the metriod ball which you can use against death in his second form. Any questions?

Ya, were is this located? At the castle we call Castle Pokemetroid?

[Xuzaf D]

Yes... on that pokeball shaped asteroid with the bat symbol on the other side.

[LionHeart]

*appears in a column of blue light*

Hello! Welcome to this place.

Leave your sanity (if you have any) at the door, preferably somewhere safe.

Have a welcome gift. *hands the new person a souvenir coffee mug (it works just as well for other beverages... )*

Enjoy your stay.

*waves, and vanishes, leaving the after-image of a smile...*