I like my men/women like I like my...

[Angel]

Note: I checked the rules and found nothing against this sort of game. If it DOES cause any kind of problem or break any rules, I'll change it immediately.

Found this game on the TV Tropes Forum, decided to give it a shot here since the game board is DEAD. In this game, the offer a prompt for how we like our prospective romantic targets, and the next poster completes it and offers another prompt, which the next poster fills, and so on. Here's an example of a typical game:

A: I like my women how I like my socks.
B: Warm, clingy, and a little shocking. I like my men how I like my towels.
C: Waiting for me when I come out of the shower. I like my women how I like my guitars.
D : Delicate and high-strung. I like my women how I like my lightbulbs.
E: A little bright, but REALLY hot. I like my men like I like my artwork.
F: Deep, thoughtful, and pretty to look at. I like my women how I like my music.
G: Loud enough to wake the neighbors.

So, let's begin.

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I like my men how I like my bookcase.

[Inumo]

Easy to read and easy to burn. I like my women like I like my games.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Play them a few times, get bored and move on to the next. I like my men like I like my slippers.

[Angel]

Fluffy and keeping me warm.

I like my men how I like my crossword puzzles.

[Kipiru]

Take a long time to finish and you feel great when you're done.

I like my women like I like my food.

[Inumo]

Small, dainty, great to look at and absolutely delicious.

I like my men like I like my conversations.

[VAE]

Rich and sophisticated, but lacking a point?
I like my women how I like my books

[Surzsha]

Well written, interesting, and definitely worth the time.
I like my men how I like my sandwiches...

[Inumo]

Full of meat and interesting flavors, but nothing cheesy.

I like my women like I like my microscopes.

[Naldru]

Good at making things bigger quickly and don't mind a little adjustment.

I like my women like I like my conventions.

[VAE]

Social or unit, but always rigorous.
I like my women how I like my solder.

[e_voyager]

Strong tough able to get the Job Done but still willing to lend and ask for support.

I like my men how like i like my Classic motorcycle

[Angel]

Sleek, fast, and not afraid to make a little noise.

I like my men like I like my superheroes.

[Draken]

Faster than a speeding bullet.
I like my women like I like my trees.

[VAE]

outdoorsy , and good to nap under.
I like my women how I like my plots.

[Inumo]

Understandable, ready to twist, and with surprise endings.

I like my women like I like my porches.

[Lisky]

Turn on at the push of a button, aggressive as hell, sexy curves and are built to go for long-distance, high-intensity rides

I like my women like i like my shirts

[VAE]

A little dirty, but having style?
I like my women how I like my political discussion.

[rammenstein]

Engaging and make me think.
I like my women how I like my C4.

[Naldru]

Providing a lot of bang for the buck.

I like my women the way I like my ice cream.

I think that somebody on a previous post confused porches and Porsches.