17/06/2011 [DMFA# 1227] - Unleash the present

[Tapewolf]

That sounds ominous.  I hope Jyrras is invited to the party, anyway.  Will they now have to throw Fa'Lina out as a gatecrasher?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I spose at least Fa'Lina is fairly safe from Wildy's signature move...

[LionHeart]

"Go away". "Going away".

Just a slight difference...

[Acriaos]

That dipping bird looks a bit weird... I'm just saying, because we have 30 (yes, thirty  ) of those birds in our classroom, drinking water all the time. But what exactly is he planning to do with the bird anyway?

[Naldru]

There was a previous strip where Matilda had a whole bunch of those in her store.  I imagine that she gave Dan the bird.

[D'ymkarra]

Will they now have to throw Fa'Lina out as a gatecrasher?

I'd think Alexsi anyways, would be treating her like a Guest of Honor...She is, afterall, getting her brother out her fur for a month or two 

There was a previous strip where Matilda had a whole bunch of those in her store. I imagine that she gave Dan the bird.

*RoflSnerk*

Something to remind Dan of her while he's away?

[Madd the Sane]

But I don't remember them having a top hat with a green band.  

Edit: I remembered wrong I thought they didn't have a top hat at all.

[OminousShadow]

That sounds ominous. 

It sounds nothing like me at all.

In seriousness though, I do wonder what Wildy is releasing. Does it bite? Does it sting? Is it poisonous? Is it an angry ex-girlfriend of Dan's? I wanna know.

[joshofspam]

That sounds ominous. 

Pygmy Shrew, fleas, talking spiders, Mows.

It could be anything knowing Wildy.

Though I wonder if we might have a part party crasher or two. Hopefully for  Lorenda sanity, she has manage to convince Kria to stay home. Though who else could make the end of a party interesting?

Wonder if we'll see some of the attic rats in the background?

Though it seems like Amber had one of those days again. Does this mean Fluffy will be fetching the pointy stick of rebooting?

[Scrap Fish]

Does it bite? Does it sting? Is it poisonous? Is it an angry ex-girlfriend of Dan's? I wanna know.

Prehaps all at once.

Anyway, I think the bird is a nice going away present, and not a go-away present at all. (The top hat is a nice touch.)
Wildy's present, however, is assuredly dangerous. Although it's an understandable mistake.

I also believe that Fa'Lina will likely be at the party to A: take Dan to SAIA, and B: eat the muffins.

[LionHeart]

Damn it, now I have this song stuck in my  head every time I look at this thread...

[Attic Rat]

If Dan steps out of the way when Wildy's present pounces, and it misses... Then the present is past!
But that won't happen for a while, so the past present is future.

Sorry. Someone had to say it.

[Maark30]

If Dan steps out of the way when Wildy's present pounces, and it misses... Then the present is past!
But that won't happen for a while, so the past present is future.

Sorry. Someone had to say it.

Cute one.
That one reminds me of a temporal physics discussion I would have with an old friend that would just  give him  migraines.

[Lurkie]

Will they now have to throw Fa'Lina out as a gatecrasher?

I would imagine that Lost Lake has a few guests from outside the Ti'Fiona siblings' circle of friends, and I doubt that Alexsi would throw any of them out.  Restaurants often host parties without ejecting the other paying customers.  Fa'Lina would fall in that category, I think, especially if she buys a drink.  (Or pays for the cupcakes!  )

[Attic Rat]

If Dan steps out of the way when Wildy's present pounces, and it misses... Then the present is past!
But that won't happen for a while, so the past present is future.

Sorry. Someone had to say it.

Cute one.
That one reminds me of a temporal physics discussion I would have with an old friend that would just  give him  migraines.

Yes, but you know what Wildy is like
So prepare in the present for the future... Tense.

[Talis Mahn]

Hmmm, Wildy does get long with Pip....  So maybe Pip is the present. 

[LionHeart]

If Dan steps out of the way when Wildy's present pounces, and it misses... Then the present is past!
But that won't happen for a while, so the past present is future.

Sorry. Someone had to say it.

Well, that would certainly be a tense situation.

[Attic Rat]

Wait a second... Could "Release your present" be a euphemism for something? 

Probably better that she release it behind a tree somewhere, yes...

[e_voyager]

what ever it is it is probably dangerous

[Alondro]

That sounds ominous. 

It sounds nothing like me at all.

In seriousness though, I do wonder what Wildy is releasing. Does it bite? Does it sting? Is it poisonous? Is it an angry ex-girlfriend of Dan's? I wanna know.

Charline? 

[Maark30]

Of course its dangerous, this is Wildy we are talking about.  The last time she did something that was not dangerous she was a little girl.  Most likely right before she met Dan and he nailed himself with a rock.

[Anker Steadfast]

There was a previous strip where Matilda had a whole bunch of those in her store. I imagine that she gave Dan the bird.

*RoflSnerk*

Something to remind Dan of her while he's away?

Well, think of it this way .... here we see Dan walking trough the woods, in an awfully chipper mood, with a focus on the wooden pecker that Matilda gave him.

... try not to think dirty thoughts please. 

[Maark30]

There was a previous strip where Matilda had a whole bunch of those in her store. I imagine that she gave Dan the bird.

*RoflSnerk*

Something to remind Dan of her while he's away?

Well, think of it this way .... here we see Dan walking trough the woods, in an awfully chipper mood, with a focus on the wooden pecker that Matilda gave him.

... try not to think dirty thoughts please. 

Have you met us???

[MT Hazard]

With Wildy away Dan and Lore will be able to talk /apologise about the party.

Lore: Sorry about.. the awkwardness.

Dan: Sorry I nearly made out with your mother

Lore: Yeah that...sorry, what?

[OminousShadow]

With Wildy away Dan and Lore will be able to talk /apologise about the party.

Lore: Sorry about.. the awkwardness.

Dan: Sorry I nearly made out with your mother

Lore: Yeah that...sorry, what?

That would work quite well I think, though change Lorenda's last line to her spitting something she just drank right into Dan's face in surprise and you got something truly funny.

[D'ymkarra]

With Wildy away Dan and Lore will be able to talk /apologise about the party.

Lore: Sorry about.. the awkwardness.

Dan: Sorry I nearly made out with your mother

Lore: Yeah that...sorry, what?

That would work quite well I think, though change Lorenda's last line to her spitting something she just drank right into Dan's face in surprise and you got something truly funny.

Ah, the classic 'spit take'...

Though honestly, I'd think Lorenda would be used to her mother doing this to her male friends by now...

[Maark30]

With Wildy away Dan and Lore will be able to talk /apologise about the party.

Lore: Sorry about.. the awkwardness.

Dan: Sorry I nearly made out with your mother

Lore: Yeah that...sorry, what?

That would work quite well I think, though change Lorenda's last line to her spitting something she just drank right into Dan's face in surprise and you got something truly funny.

Ah, the classic 'spit take'...

Though honestly, I'd think Lorenda would be used to her mother doing this to her male friends by now...

That is why I figure the exchange would be more like this

Lore: Sorry about.. the awkwardness.

Dan: Sorry I nearly made out with your mother

Lore: Yeah that happens.

[OminousShadow]

Hmm this brings up a question. If Kria were to meet Abel soon, what would happen. I imagine one of two things myself.

1: Smother him with hugs as he is still a precious little baby to her.
2: Lose herself in how sexy he is to her by his being a cubi and try to get in his pants.

I would hope it would be option number one even if number too would be more hilarious.

[Viking ZX]

Hmm this brings up a question. If Kria were to meet Abel soon, what would happen. I imagine one of two things myself.

1: Smother him with hugs as he is still a precious little baby to her.
2: Lose herself in how sexy he is to her by his being a cubi and try to get in his pants.

I would hope it would be option number one even if number too would be more hilarious.

I've actually been waiting to see this particular event for some time now, or something similar to it.

[D'ymkarra]

Hmm this brings up a question. If Kria were to meet Abel soon, what would happen. I imagine one of two things myself.

1: Smother him with hugs as he is still a precious little baby to her.
2: Lose herself in how sexy he is to her by his being a cubi and try to get in his pants.

I would hope it would be option number one even if number too would be more hilarious.

I've actually been waiting to see this particular event for some time now, or something similar to it.

As have I...though knowing Amber, there's probably some off-the-wall third option we're all overlooking.