01/17/10 [DMFA #1079] - Back to civilization

[Garsemor]

Hey Wildy made it back from the island, also Abel just doesn't seam to catch a break.

Edit:
 Corrected your title.
   -- llearch

[Janus Whitefurr]

Augh.

[Netrogo]

Oh dear god. Why do I see a small tribe of primitive island dwellers with black eyes worshiping around a crewed Wildy statue made of palm leaves and mud?

[Titanium Dragon]

The real question is "What happened to Abel's cheek?"

[Netrogo]

The real question is "What happened to Abel's cheek?"

Drunken patron happend. The REAL question is why does he need a bandage for it? Don't cubi have the ability to heal simple wounds? I can't remember at the moment, really tired....

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

The real question is "What happened to Abel's cheek?"

I have to admit, I'm wondering that as well. When last we saw, he was dropping Genesis off in a room to sleep the drunk off, and heading back to relieve Pip at the bar, with no physical injuries.

Mental injuries from the crazy attached to the (presumably) pretty pair of breasts are a different matter, but those don't need a plaster.


Also... I'd hate to think how much fur is going to come out on that plaster. *wince*

[terrycloth]

The real question is, did Wildy bring back Jyrras' goggles?

[Tapewolf]

Drunken patron happend. The REAL question is why does he need a bandage for it? Don't cubi have the ability to heal simple wounds? I can't remember at the moment, really tired....

I was going to say that a healing spell might give the game away, but Beings can cast those too, IIRC.  Healing via an intrinsic 'Cubi ability certainly would, though.

[MT Hazard]

So Wildy returns from wherever she went, should be interesting. Wonder if she ran into a primative tribe (shaman powers!) or a wandering group of druids.

[Bjalf]

The real question is "What happened to Abel's cheek?"

Drunken patron happend. The REAL question is why does he need a bandage for it? Don't cubi have the ability to heal simple wounds? I can't remember at the moment, really tired....

It's mostly a symbol of pain, I guess.

[Garsemor]

Hey I just noticed this, but is Wildy missing a tooth?

[Eon]

Yay! Wildy's back!

I'm very interested to find out where she ended up.

[AmigaDragon]

Oh dear god. Why do I see a small tribe of primitive island dwellers with black eyes worshiping around a crewed Wildy statue made of palm leaves and mud?

Why would a statue need a crew? Does it move (like a battle mech, or Lady Liberty in Ghostbusters 2)?

[Bjalf]

Oh dear god. Why do I see a small tribe of primitive island dwellers with black eyes worshiping around a crewed Wildy statue made of palm leaves and mud?

Why would a statue need a crew? Does it move (like a battle mech, or Lady Liberty in Ghostbusters 2)?

It could be a Cargo Cult, they have crews.

[Prof B Hunnydew]

Wildy Wildy Wildy  is BACK ..... WOW... when was last time we saw Wildy... Was it the marker scene? 

PBH

[Starcat5]

Oh dear god. Why do I see a small tribe of primitive island dwellers with black eyes worshiping around a crewed Wildy statue made of palm leaves and mud?

Don't be insulting! If they didn't make it a highly detailed sculpture out of at least wood, she would have wiped them out on general principle.

[SquirrelWizard]

You know... for a cubi who feeds off of misery, he's a tad picky about where it comes from...

[Starcat5]

You know... for a cubi who feeds off of misery, he's a tad picky about where it comes from...

Just becouse that is the food that gives him the biggest kick, doesn't mean he likes the flavor.

From his cast page:
Favorite Food: Roast Duck/Confusion

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

With Wildy involved, I don't think *she's* going to be radiating off misery.......


And waaagh. I always just assumed 'Cubi could easily shapeshift cuts closed. Now mebbe Abel doesn't want to give himself away, but still.

[ChaosMageX]

Wildy was last seen in strip 1021, 58 strips ago.

Now that she's back, I can't wait to see the massive beating she'll most likely give Fi for devouring her.

[127.0.0.2]

We now present to you: The Life of Abel (short version)

• 20+ years as a being... Yup, good times...
• 370+ years as a student in SAIA... Bah, that was nothing...
• 6 hours as a bartender in Lost Lake Inn... Kill me...? Please...?

[JackTheCubiWolf]

I had forgot that Wildy was sent to an island, I would like to know what happened. Although, we'll probably never know.

[Arcblade]

Yay, Wildy returns.  Let the hilarity ensue!

[Lucheek]

Hehe, Adventuring again, Wildy?

[Ted Schiller]

Ask me what I did this week?

Was there photographs?

With regards,
Ted

[AmigaDragon]

You know... for a cubi who feeds off of misery, he's a tad picky about where it comes from...

What? She doesn't look miserable to me, she looks happy to be back. Besides, cubi feed off various emotions, clans and individuals just have an affinity for certain ones (I suppose getting more out of it).

And waaagh. I always just assumed 'Cubi could easily shapeshift cuts closed. Now mebbe Abel doesn't want to give himself away, but still.

That would assume that (1) someone  noticed and cares whether he was hurt, and (2) they can tell (or care) what kind of healing he had (cubi ability, spells or the regular slow natural healing).

[Jasonrevall]

Did she beat up Rafiki and take his staff? I wonder if she can cast nature spells with it?

[A. Lurker]

Did she beat up Rafiki and take his staff? I wonder if she can cast nature spells with it?

Well, Wildy actually is something of a shaman (as seen way back when). The staff looks new, though.

[jeffh4]

I like Wildy's personal philosophy.

Every setback is a chance for fun adventure. . . . .and maybe some head smashing!

Referring to above, I wouldn't be surprised if she beat up the local shaman/leader and now has statues of herself scattered across the jungle!

[Naldru]

Well, given Wildy's personality, we can imagine what she would do on a desert island.

Capture a dozen pirate ships and engage in a period of piracy so violent and evil that it will be the source of nightmares for a thousand years.

Get captured by a tribe of headhunters and defeat them with such violence that the rivers turn red with blood and the lamentation of their women would drown out the ocean.  Sell the other captives to their families for ransom and loot the storehouses, laughing while she crushes her enemies and sees them driven before her.  For five thousand years the villagers build giant statues of her, hoping that this act of propitiation will keep her from returning to their shores.