Oh Hay~

[Model Omega]

Salutations to you.
And plus.
Sorry for the short introduction, but I run short on hours.
Until we talk again, bonsoir.

[Angel]

OMG FIRST POSTS YAYYYYYYYZ! 

Ahem. Hi there and welcome to the first circle of Internet hell: the Clockwork Mansion forums! Nah, it's not that bad, really, we don't bite; or at least, the ones who do don't have rabies. I'm Black_angel, a pseudo-mob boss in the RP threads and an ADD-afflicted hey look a cloud! But anyways. Pull up a tie-dye beanbag chair, have a cookie, and enjoy your time here!

Hm. Your name will have some competition around it. Can I call you Modus Operandi?

[shadowterm]

Welcome. Keep in mind that the screen can not speak. In the event that the screen does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice. That said, follow the rules and have fun. (In that order. . . usually.)

[Suwako]

And then suddenly; NINJA's everwhere! 

Seriously now, Hi, welcome to the forum hope you stay, but stay away from things that could do harm to you.

...the last is impossible 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

OMG FIRST POSTS YAYYYYYYYZ! 

I can fix that for you, Black_angel, if you want... ;-]


Welcome to the forum, MO. Try to avoid sinking into the quicksand and lime pits.

[Brunhidden]

well the lime pits are better then the lemon pits, but some jerkoff filled it with coke and now its all sticky

[Mao]

I would prefer the term.. outside thinker to jerkoff.  Besides, it tastes good, just try it.  Welcome aboard Model Omega.  Pray that Model ZX doesn't get a hold of you.  Watch out for llearch he's out to get you.  In fact most of the people here are.  They're all a bunch of liars and thieves.  Except for me.  I've got your back.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

well the lime pits are better then the lemon pits, but some jerkoff filled it with coke and now its all sticky

That's for filtering the whiskey through - we couldn't get charcoal.

[Lysander]

Sounds rather tasty as long as ya don't have too many open wounds or eyes. And with that typed, this one welcomes thee to this interesting place.   

[Angel]

OMG FIRST POSTS YAYYYYYYYZ! 

I can fix that for you, Black_angel, if you want... ;-]

What makes you so sure I didn't intend "posts" to be a verb and "first" to be self-referential? Hmm, llearch?

(Inner Voice: Keep bluffing... just keep bluffing...  )

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Hello, hello. Welcome to the madhouse. I can see you've already met some of the other inmates. Make sure you read the rules, and avoid the box. The reason for this should "Welcome To The Forum, And Have A Nice Day!" become obvious in time.

[Model Omega]

Thank you for your welcomes! And if it seems like I talk wierd sometimes it's cause I like to talk in lipograms and such other oulipo.

BTW why would Model ZX be after me? BTW BTW I've been model Omega since before Rockman ZX even came out. It was in reference to "The Big O".

Don't fight me! 

Post Script:
And dont worry admins lipograms are nothing like other languages

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

What makes you so sure I didn't intend "posts" to be a verb and "first" to be self-referential? Hmm, llearch?

What makes you think it makes any difference? ;-]

(Inner Voice: Keep bluffing... just keep bluffing...  )

Your "tell" is showing...

[bill]

last post

[VSMIT]

Wrong again, Bill!

Welcome, Ω.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Okay, last post. ;-]

[bill]

last post

[Damaris]

o rly?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ya, Rly.

[Darkmoon]

[bill]

Worst post.

[Model Omega]

22nd post