Addition to the Admin team

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You get money for this shit?

[Tapewolf]

You get money for this shit?

Will mod 4 food

I'm sure the green spots are perfectly normal, and in fact may be quite tasty.

I'm very mycophobic.  You won't catch me that way 

[Darkmoon]

We don't care, we get enough money from being in the Secret Admin Club anyway. I plan to retire on a healthy pension.

I actually think the best benefit of being in the Secret Admin Club are the wild, bacchanal parties.

[bill]

You get money for this shit?

Not you, you were booted from the Secret Admin Club for a grievous violation of our stringent ethical standards.

[Reese Tora]

our stringent ethical standards.

You mean he was nice to someone?

[Darkmoon]

It's a mortal sin.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Dammit! It was an accident, I swear!

I was being nasty to someone else, and it just happened, honest!

I'll make it up, I promise! I'll be extra nasty, just you watch...

(also, my Paranoia handbook just turned up, so I'll have some evil ideas in the near future...)

[Darkmoon]

Sure, you say that now, but it's always the same story. Promises you'll try harder, that you'll be meaner, and then, weeks later, when you've gotten complacent again, it's just nice nice nice.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Only to you, D, only to you.

[Mao]

What about me, llearch?  I thought we had something special man.  Does it all mean nothing to you!?   

[Darkmoon]

He just used you like a... thing... that's cheap... and gets used and thrown away... yeah.

[Jairus]

He just used you like a... thing... that's cheap... and gets used and thrown away... yeah.

Can of soda?

[Darkmoon]

"This soda is flat."

"I'm Batman!"

"Yes, but this soda is still flat."

"... To the Batcave!"