The ban game, v13

[Kipiru]

Ren is banned with a Louie PUNCH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhQLn03qoXE

[Jairus]

Kipiru is banned by the Euphinator.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by the BERSERK RAGE.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by the Graham Flip!

[Dagardo]

You're all banned by a ban hammer that I don't have. Mostly Jay

[Ren Gaulen]

Dagardo is banned by MORE BERSERK RAGE (WARNING! Just WARNING!).

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because his Rage, is insufficient.

[Cogidubnus]

Slowtini is banned by Domun Kasshu and his infinite rage.

[Dagardo]

Cogidubnus is banned by the infinite madness of Sheogorath and the world.

[Cogidubnus]

Dagardo is banned, because I know cats can be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be thats can be thises. And that doors can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be spores can be yours can be mine. I must be smart, for the interconnective system is very clear to me. Then why, or wherefore do people keep calling me mad?

-Wabbajack

[Dagardo]

Cog is banned baecaus he is one of many mad people in this world, no matter how smart you may be.

[Cogidubnus]

Dagardo is banned, but he should come back and play the game again, or I'll pluck out his eyes!

[Kipiru]

Cogi is banned for being a sadist!

[Ren Gaulen]

Kipiru is banned because we all are a sadist.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because I accidentally destroyed a whole universe once.
And for bad grammar.

[Kipiru]

Slowtini is banned by Superman for acting like a Brainiac!

[Ren Gaulen]

Kipiru is banned because only the Gurren-Lantern Brigade can ban Braniac.

[Dagardo]

Ren is banned because I'm Keeping My Eyes!

Dagardo is banned, but he should come back and play the game again, or I'll pluck out his eyes!

[Noone]

Dagardo is banned for complying with intimidation.

[Dagardo]

Kobra is banned for thinking I was intimidated.

[Noone]

Dagardo is banned because he quite clearly was being intimidated.

Ren is banned because I'm Keeping My Eyes!

Dagardo is banned, but he should come back and play the game again, or I'll pluck out his eyes!

[Dagardo]

Kobra is banned because that proves nothing, and BY THE POWER OF TACOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!! Which I am in the process of eating, 

[Jairus]

Dagardo is banned for not sharing his tacos with Amber. Amber needs tacos. She needs them or she'll explode. That happens to her sometimes.

[Kipiru]

Jairus is banned for revealing Amber's weakness!

[Dagardo]

Jairus is banned for referencing Gir. And because Amber gets tacos tomorrow. I'm happy for ya Amber!!
Kipiru is banned because that is also my weakness!!

[Kipiru]

Dagardo is banned for having a weakness!

[Dagardo]

Kipiru is banned because if I'm banned for my weakness then so is Amber. How could you?

[Jairus]

Dagardo is banned because Composite Santa's only weakness (who is one half Santa Claus and one half Frosty the Snowman) is temperatures over 32 degrees Fahrenheit. And because Amber is immune to bans.

[Dagardo]

Jairus is banned for referencing Robot Chicken. They screw up too much to be considered funny by me anymore.

[Jairus]

Dagardo is banned because I was referencing season 1 and 2 - when they were still funny.