10/01/08 [DMFA #940] - Guess Who

[Naldru]

It does raise the possibility that Destania gave Dan the address of something other than Dark Pegasus's lair.

By the way, the dress looks good on Lorenda.  Now we get to see if Kria and/or Jyrras are also around.

[Jairus]

Jyrras might still be with Abel, but given how long it must have taken Dan to tell his story he might be home by now. Very interesting... and how did Fi not know she could to turn gravity on and off? About young is she?

And where did Lorenda get that outfit? I don't think she's ever worn anything like it before.

[Zedd]

Ooooh lovely colors

[Starcat5]

Sweet Mother of all Darkness! This deserves a grass skirt "Twist" smiley. Too bad I never finished making the danged thing. ...back on topic.

Who wants to bet that DP's real last name is Soulstealer? I've suspected it since Kria's last appearance in Abel's Story, but I wasn't expecting it to actually be spelled out like this. "Hi, Lorenda. I'm here to re-kill your grandfather. Awkward, isn't it?" 

*Edit* My post count just hit the magic number. And on the start of my birthday month no less. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I wonder what Lorenda is doing there. We know what Dan is supposed to be doing, even if we don't know what he's actually doing...

And I'm with Fi. Lorenda looks good in that outfit. I wonder if she's been shopping again...

[Toric]

I admire how well the simple, hilarious beauty of a pink-haired cow with a makeover just shattered any seriousness left in this story.

[Valynth]

I approve of Lorenda's clothing.  That is not all.

My theories on her presence there:

1.  She's employed by DP
2.  She's related to DP
3.  She's dating DP
4.  She's DP's land lord
5.  She's taken up adventuring
6.  She's actually a 'cubi who's working for DP to track Dan since the last encounter and managed to scan Lorenda's image from Dan's mind when he was at the institute (or saw him hanging out with her) and knew she would be out of contact with Dan&co and is currently using the guise of Lorenda to trick Dan for some nefarious purpose.  *for those of you who missed it, but chose this option, please pick up your complimentary tinfoil shining kit.  It helps keep the rays out.*
7.  She moved into the house, but didn't read the fine print about the underground evil lair.
8.  She moved in on the advice of her mother, who hopes Lorenda and DP will hit it off.
9.  DP moved since Dan's instructions due to the length of the flash back and thus Dan has the wrong house.
10.  She got drunk one day and...

[Gamma]

Always nice to have options... I guess.

I'll take number One Alex. For $200

Lorenda last discussed her next gig with Dan not that long ago, if I remember right. She might have been a little fuzzy on the details, or they were a little nondescript in the application.
So, Awkward HO!

[Ghostwish]

'Member that one little panel where Mrs. Williams and the mighty little mythos hit a whole new vein of awkward? That would fit this quite nicely, me finks.

Oh, you missed one, by the way.

11. Valynth has completely lost it, and will now juggle flaming chainsaws.

[Valynth]

'Member that one little panel where Mrs. Williams and the mighty little mythos hit a whole new vein of awkward? That would fit this quite nicely, me finks.

Oh, you missed one, by the way.

11. Valynth has completely lost it, and will now juggle flaming chainsaws.

That would imply that I had it at some point during my tenure here.  *started talking to boxes as though they were people with personalities loosely based on what they contained loooooooooooong before meeting the boxen of this place.*

And who told you about my former circus gig (as the ugly bishie no less)?

[Kipiru]

Hmm, nice taste on Fi! Who would have suspected warp-aci were into larger women! But let's be fair Lorenda looks great here

[e_voyager]

i must say she really is looking nice. Fi is on the spot and Dan well Dan looks like he just swallowed his tongue

[mopman]

Ok this one caught me very flat footed , unless she is not who she seems to be I might need a large compass and map to figure this out.

[Tapewolf]

Ohhhh.   So the horse-eating-a-dragon statue wasn't anything to do with DP.... it's Kria's house?  That makes sense.  She just might have some kind of kinship with DP, both being evil horse demons and all...

[Turnsky]

Ohhhh.   So the horse-eating-a-dragon statue wasn't anything to do with DP.... it's Kria's house?  That makes sense.  She just might have some kind of kinship with DP, both being evil horse demons and all...

i'm guessing either ancestor, or more likely, brother.

[terrycloth]

Ha ha ha. Of course -- Lorenda eats door-to-door salesmen, so her room is in the basement with a pit trap to bring them down for lunch.

[Dagardo]

Ohhhh.   So the horse-eating-a-dragon statue wasn't anything to do with DP.... it's Kria's house?  That makes sense.  She just might have some kind of kinship with DP, both being evil horse demons and all...

There is a thought that would have never once crossed my mind, and only did when you mentioned it. And kinship they may have, but I'm fairly sure the whole ''eating whatever you please'' thing, doesn't stretch out as far with DP as it does with Kria, simply because of this comic, as there would have surely been plenty to ''eat'' on the way there, unless he teleported.

[Lucheek]

I bet she's at her friend's or Mom's house.

[Kipiru]

Ha ha ha. Of course -- Lorenda eats door-to-door salesmen, so her room is in the basement with a pit trap to bring them down for lunch.

   Now that is the top revelation of this thread . And we were wandering why there was no deadly trap on the bottom. Turns out there is!

[Madmann135]

I must say this is the first time I was actually surprised with Lorenda as the comedy.  I'm guessing that this is Lorenda's latest job and the next question comes in what will she do if/when Dan says he's there to put DP back into the ground.

Though my condolences go out to DP, the last few times he came back he chose quality over quantity and it is stinging him in the tail.  A dragon that Dan owed money to and a friend of Dan...

[Ghostwish]

'Member that one little panel where Mrs. Williams and the mighty little mythos hit a whole new vein of awkward? That would fit this quite nicely, me finks.

Oh, you missed one, by the way.

11. Valynth has completely lost it, and will now juggle flaming chainsaws.

That would imply that I had it at some point during my tenure here.  *started talking to boxes as though they were people with personalities loosely based on what they contained loooooooooooong before meeting the boxen of this place.*

And who told you about my former circus gig (as the ugly bishie no less)?

The boxen, no less.

And I'm with Tapewolf on this one. This must be Kria's house. But wouldn't that be an interesting little triangle? This might mean that Kria is in with Destania and Bigg's plan to kill all dragons (refering to the statue), so why is Kria reviving DP? Is he a family relation? Or is he in on it too?

Man, kiss dragons goodbye, they're screwed.

Or I could the truth could be much simpler, and I'm on pluto some place. I'll write yall a post card or something.

[Emerauld Drathmir]

Well, there's another gravity-defying situation...oh, and do I detect a teeny bit of wing peekage there?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Well, there's another gravity-defying situation...oh, and do I detect a teeny bit of wing peekage there?

I believe that's her ear.

[Angel]

All who bet that Kria is in on this somehow. (raises hand)

There's always the possibility that Dan has the right address and Kria's the one who resurrected DP. It would explain the IOU left behind - Kria can be polite when she wants to be (she didn't take her husband to court, she hasn't acted on her crush on Jy as forcefully as a demon might, etc.). So does this mean that Lorenda went to live with her after all? I wonder how Jy's doing if that's the case...

Ha ha ha. Of course -- Lorenda eats door-to-door salesmen, so her room is in the basement with a pit trap to bring them down for lunch.

   Now that is the top revelation of this thread . And we were wandering why there was no deadly trap on the bottom. Turns out there is!

QFT.   

[WhiteFire]

I'm sure I just forgot or something, but when did Fi get that bite out of it's tail?

[Jairus]

I'm sure I just forgot or something, but when did Fi get that bite out of it's tail?

It met Pip when it was just coming out to try and warp Dan to SAIA.

And I'm willing to wait and see where this goes, but I don't think Lorenda's moved out of Jy's house: everything seemed to be okay between them last we checked. Maybe this is just a party that Lorenda's been invited to and Dan's now crashed into. Well, we'll see, won't we?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'm sure I just forgot or something, but when did Fi get that bite out of it's tail?

http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_423.php

HTH, HAND.

[Emerauld Drathmir]

Well, there's another gravity-defying situation...oh, and do I detect a teeny bit of wing peekage there?

I believe that's her ear.

Down by her shoulder.  Teeniest bit of a dark colour peeking out from behind her hair.  If I remember correctly, her teeny wings came in a dark colour after the corset squishing.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I believe that's her ear.

Down by her shoulder.  Teeniest bit of a dark colour peeking out from behind her hair.  If I remember correctly, her teeny wings came in a dark colour after the corset squishing.

http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_771.php

Don't look very dark to me. Also she says in 773 that they can be covered by her jacket. And guess what she's wearing now? ;-]

And in 758, she mentioned moving home with her mother, possibly... And in 851 she's wearing a jacket, also. And mentioning something starting next weekend to Dan. So.... yeah. Should be interesting seeing what Amber does with this. ;-]

[Alondro]

*M Night pops up*  What a twist!

And now Dan and orenda have the obligatory anime battle between friends where Lorenda must reach the point of death before realizing that Dan's justice is pure and join him against her evil mother!   

*Charles spies black arrows hanging behind Lorenda!*  Oh noes!  The witch Medusa is there too!!  *Soul eater props*