The ban game, v12

[Vidar]

Jairus is banned for being overly present in the game threads. Just about every other post is made by him. There are other thread on the forum, you know. 

[Jairus]

Vidar is banned because all of the posts I do in here don't count. Trust me, it's better this way.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned for a relative point of view.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because he was next.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned for the awesome Siegfried Nox pic. Get to work on the next one! I need my fix!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because he may be the next too.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because that's fine with me! Just draw it! Pleeeeeeeeezzzzze?

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned for not taking a Roland-class mech to a swordfight. I mean, c'mon.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cogi is banned because I brought a sword-gun to a swordfight.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for bringing a gun to a sword fight.

I counter with the Pen.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

VSMIT is banned, because that only works if the sword is very very small, and the pen is very very sharp...

[Cogidubnus]

llearch is banned, because that was the first thing I thought too. 

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned, because not only is that true, but the Roland is not a mech. It is a suit of powered armor.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because those two things are pretty much the same.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because a powered armor is worn, and a mech is piloted. That's the rule of thumb.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned for not wearing a suit of powered armor to a swordfight.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned for not bring his BFS along.

[Cogidubnus]

JaiJai is banned because I am Iaidouka. I do not use BFS.

Well...

There -are- groups that do, but not Eishin Ryu. We use normal sized, quicker-drawing swords.

[Jairus]

Then, Cogidubnus is banned for not dual-wielding. You must dual-wield!

[Cogidubnus]

JaiJai is banned because that's Hyōhō Niten Ichi-ryū! We are Musō Jikiden Eishin-ryū! We do not duel wield! 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Cogidubnus is banned for breaching rule 8.

[Cogidubnus]

llearch is banned because it's a proper name and doesn't necessarily get literally translated anyway.

Although they are respectively "Two Skies as One" and "Divinely Inspired, Unparalleled Style".

[Angel]

Cog is banned. I wanted to ban Llearch... 

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because in this case, he is describing a martial art or combat style, and it's name is in another language, so it wouldn't be appropriate to translate it without explaining the original name. Cogi, could you perhaps provide an English translation?

Cogi is banned because those sound like Limit Breaks or Hissatsu (Certain kill attacks).

Black_angel is banned. Look up and guess why.

[Cogidubnus]

JaiJai is banned because he is above me. Literal Ban is literal.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Cogidubnus is banned because that will suffice. ;-]

[VSMIT]

llearch is banned because longcat is long.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned by the rainbows.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned for his very impressive color trick.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because eh? What color trick?