The ban game, v12

Started by Jairus, September 14, 2008, 01:15:24 AM

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Jairus

Boxy is banned by a collection of chocolate cookies that I have no use for and need to pack in a box.
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VSMIT

Jairus is banned for being mean.

Jairus

VSMIT is banned because Boxy could always eat them if he wanted.
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Cogidubnus

Jairus is banned by the power of meat cookies.

Jairus

Cogi is banned, for
I do not like meat in my
Cookies. Chocolate.
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Cogidubnus

JaiJai is banned because this has been experimented with, and I'm told is actually quite tasty.

Jairus

These meat cookies sound interesting.
And yet somehow I think I will skip them.
Meanwhile, Cogidubnus, be banned by
My lack of power to finish this poem.
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Ren Gaulen

Jay is banned because meat cookies are delicious! YES! YES! You must dine on them.. IN SPARTAAAA!!!



Cogidubnus

Such anger in the aisles woken,
Spartan rage and Persian broken,
a giant ban on Xerxes, shout!
a token, of the Median rout.

Oh, and Ren is banned.

Jairus

Cogi is banned, for I love dogs.
With such cute little tails, and ears
That hang. Cold noses, warm hearts, and
Such little givers of warm cheer.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Cogidubnus

Jairus is banned, for I love dogs,
sweet hearts and minds of a baby,
But he is banned, for most of all,
I love dogs with gravy.

Jairus

Cogi is banned, for meat is murder.
Tasty, tasty, murder. I am also a
Vegetarian, but they are so
Hard to catch, but such a great buffet.

Hm... nine syllables? Don't think I've ever done that.
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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VSMIT

Jairus is banned to stop the string of poetry.

Jairus

Well, VSMIT is banned,
Because it is hard to write
Poetry so fast.
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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llearch n'n'daCorna

Poetry be slammed
writing this fast is not hard
Jairus is now banned
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Jairus

Boxy is banned, for
Writing rhyming lines like I
Did is slightly hard.
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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e_voyager

Jairus  is banned because i have been woke for 22 hours and at work for around 16 of those hours of and because i specifically said who Ellis was in page 18 of this thread. i'm too tired to like to it right now though.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Slowtini

Voyager is banned, and also, joins the ranks of those individuals who cannot victorious.

Cogidubnus

Slowtini is banned because I cannot think of anything epic and poetic to ban him with. So he has a mundane and overly prosaic ban.

Vidar

Cogidubnus is banned, because I'm jealous of his awesome hat.
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Mao

Vidar is banned because what need does a moogle have for a hat?

VSMIT

Mowser is banned because that's like asking the question, "Why does a giant floating eye made of fire need a tiny golden ring?"

Jairus

VSMIT is banned because the answer is obviously "For purposes of the plot!"
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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PellaFera

Jairus is banned for utilization of overly obvious and very boring answers.  Also for the plot.

Jairus

PellaFare is banned for the plot twist: I'm pregnant, and you're the father!
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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PellaFera

Jairus is banned for typoing my name AND my gender!  If you're pregnant, I'll still be the mother of your child, though.  XD

Jairus

PellaFera is banned because I didn't typo your gender. Your name, yes. Your gender, no: that was deliberate on my part.
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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PellaFera

Jairus is still banned for typoing my gender.  Because I CAN!  *evil villain laugh*

Jairus

PellaFera is banned because I feel like it!
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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PellaFera

Jairus is banned for proving there ARE people who have as little of a life as me.   :giggle