The ban game, v12

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned by a collection of chocolate cookies that I have no use for and need to pack in a box.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for being mean.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because Boxy could always eat them if he wanted.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned by the power of meat cookies.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned, for
I do not like meat in my
Cookies. Chocolate.

[Cogidubnus]

JaiJai is banned because this has been experimented with, and I'm told is actually quite tasty.

[Jairus]

These meat cookies sound interesting.
And yet somehow I think I will skip them.
Meanwhile, Cogidubnus, be banned by
My lack of power to finish this poem.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because meat cookies are delicious! YES! YES! You must dine on them.. IN SPARTAAAA!!!

[Cogidubnus]

Such anger in the aisles woken,
Spartan rage and Persian broken,
a giant ban on Xerxes, shout!
a token, of the Median rout.

Oh, and Ren is banned.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned, for I love dogs.
With such cute little tails, and ears
That hang. Cold noses, warm hearts, and
Such little givers of warm cheer.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned, for I love dogs,
sweet hearts and minds of a baby,
But he is banned, for most of all,
I love dogs with gravy.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned, for meat is murder.
Tasty, tasty, murder. I am also a
Vegetarian, but they are so
Hard to catch, but such a great buffet.

Hm... nine syllables? Don't think I've ever done that.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned to stop the string of poetry.

[Jairus]

Well, VSMIT is banned,
Because it is hard to write
Poetry so fast.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Poetry be slammed
writing this fast is not hard
Jairus is now banned

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned, for
Writing rhyming lines like I
Did is slightly hard.

[e_voyager]

Jairus  is banned because i have been woke for 22 hours and at work for around 16 of those hours of and because i specifically said who Ellis was in page 18 of this thread. i'm too tired to like to it right now though.

[Slowtini]

Voyager is banned, and also, joins the ranks of those individuals who cannot victorious.

[Cogidubnus]

Slowtini is banned because I cannot think of anything epic and poetic to ban him with. So he has a mundane and overly prosaic ban.

[Vidar]

Cogidubnus is banned, because I'm jealous of his awesome hat.

[Mao]

Vidar is banned because what need does a moogle have for a hat?

[VSMIT]

Mowser is banned because that's like asking the question, "Why does a giant floating eye made of fire need a tiny golden ring?"

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because the answer is obviously "For purposes of the plot!"

[PellaFera]

Jairus is banned for utilization of overly obvious and very boring answers.  Also for the plot.

[Jairus]

PellaFare is banned for the plot twist: I'm pregnant, and you're the father!

[PellaFera]

Jairus is banned for typoing my name AND my gender!  If you're pregnant, I'll still be the mother of your child, though.  XD

[Jairus]

PellaFera is banned because I didn't typo your gender. Your name, yes. Your gender, no: that was deliberate on my part.

[PellaFera]

Jairus is still banned for typoing my gender.  Because I CAN!  *evil villain laugh*

[Jairus]

PellaFera is banned because I feel like it!

[PellaFera]

Jairus is banned for proving there ARE people who have as little of a life as me.