Taco taco taco

[Azraelle]

"What is a tosta-ta?"

"A tortilla with meat, cheese and vegetables."

"I see ... and what is a ... quesa-dilla?"

"A tortilla with meat, cheese and vegetables."

"Okay ... and what is a ta-co?"

"A tortilla with meat, cheese and vegetables."

"Then what's a-"

"LOOK IT'S ALL THE SAME!  Just say a spanish word and we'll bring ya something!"

[Brunhidden]

"Mexican food, seven ingredients served twenty six different ways"

true, the combos change and the way its prepared too, somehow slight alterations really do change the taste.


then again, really how different is all the types of chicken you could get at a KFC?

[Lucheek]

I never got how Taco's would be a great reward. But, I live in a place where if you throw a rock, it's going to land in a Mexican Restruant. Tacos, Enchiladas, Fajitas, Floutas, Chimichangas, Nachos....they're all about as rare as a glass of ice-water.

Anyways-
I would tell your friend, Amber, that you've been taking the Snake to the vet. Even if he might not reimburse you (witch would be very, very rude), he is more likly to if you tell him the large amount of money you have spent on his animal. It might also remind him that you're taking care of his animal, and speed up the search for a new house.

[Don]

Burrito/soft taco's are much better than normal crunchy taco's in my opinion, they're far less messy and you can put alot more in them. Sadly, we only have one place in the next city over that makes those foods..

Also, Jy being a burrito/soft taco gives him extra awsome points for having his own style.

And now back to my mountain of nachos with roast beef I just finished making.

[Aurawyn]

As to the snake and takeing it to the vet..

Friend's Snake = Amber's snake

My family has two sayings about money

"Neither a Borrower nor a lender be." 
"Never loan Money to a friend, epically if you want them to STAY a friend."

[Lego3400]

Yikes, between the Snake and the Computer, looks like fate really doen't want you to have those Tacos huh?   Maybe you should sell your soul for some

[mopman]

Understand I say this only as a source of pure information and not as a suggestion of any action or even any opinion of reptiles as a class , honest some of my best . . . well ok I dont really know any reptiles but you know what I am trying to say right? ermm ahh ok back on track now.

In the unfortunate event of your erstwhile friend being unable to repay you a reasonably sized snake would make a rather nifty belt.

This of course is simply a public service announcement any and all opinions expressed are the sole responsibility of my hands who typed this without any guidance or awareness from any neuron receptors that may or may not be residing in my cranium.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled postings

p.s. I really really hate to add it but some rather good mexican dishes use snake meat as an ingredient.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

In the unfortunate event of your erstwhile friend being unable to repay you a reasonably sized snake would make a rather nifty belt.

*rotfl*

Seriously. Nearly fell off. *giggle*

[Alterationartist]

Heck, I'd demand the entire menu of Taco Bell. Really, I would.

[Brunhidden]

if you get a cool server at taco bell they will let you invent your own items, theres some true abominations that have spawned from the local one by me. fear the guacamole. however its not as strange as the greek place that used to be here, the owner would take dares as to what food items could be turned into a milkshake, and it became something of a spectator sport to test them.

i am tempted to start some kind of specifically taco cooking based conversation to see if theres a way to provide amber with the ability to cheaply create her own taco stuff

[Naldru]

In the unfortunate event of your erstwhile friend being unable to repay you a reasonably sized snake would make a rather nifty belt.

*rotfl*

Seriously. Nearly fell off. *giggle*

It would seem that training the snake to go through the belt loops might be a problem.

[Attic Rat]

if you get a cool server at taco bell they will let you invent your own items, theres some true abominations that have spawned from the local one by me. fear the guacamole. however its not as strange as the greek place that used to be here, the owner would take dares as to what food items could be turned into a milkshake, and it became something of a spectator sport to test them.

i am tempted to start some kind of specifically taco cooking based conversation to see if theres a way to provide amber with the ability to cheaply create her own taco stuff

Hey, pretty much any leftover foodstuff not originally intended for a dessert can be folded into a taco shell and become tacoliciousnessosity incarnate. Such is the power of a tortilla in a skillet.
Note: it may require cheese.

[Azlan]

Snakes can be very delicate critters, having had to take care of a little rosy boa for a friend, I know first hand.  Giving the little gal a shot is quite a bugger, especially for little needle phobe me...

[Azraelle]

however its not as strange as the greek place that used to be here, the owner would take dares as to what food items could be turned into a milkshake, and it became something of a spectator sport to test them.

Will it blend?  That is the question.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

however its not as strange as the greek place that used to be here, the owner would take dares as to what food items could be turned into a milkshake, and it became something of a spectator sport to test them.

Will it blend?  That is the question.

... The snake?

[Brunhidden]

actually it was more along the lines of pineapple and feta cheese milkshakes, of course they BLEND but the real test is if they could be safely ingested without causing some kind of explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, or possibly both

[Gamma]

"Hmmm. An implosive, explosive subdermal device."
"Sounds more like biological warfare to me."

Gustav sucked by the way. I would ask Ike to do something rather nasty but it looks like he already has those plans in mind.

Oy! Gotta love the forums, best place to catch up on over a week of missed stuff. Although I have to catch up on a weeks worth of internet in about two days.
Works gonna hafta take a hit!

[Brunhidden]

let us make taco milkshakes to compensate for amber and hurricane survivors

[Alterationartist]

I thank that Donation counter. At $100 for... twenty-some comics, we ARE technically paying you for this, so CHOP-CHOP!! (that's a joke. don't go crazy now)

[Gamma]

I would suggest to not worry about any of us in hurricane zones. We choose to live near this stuff, insurance has a purpose if it's needed.

And uh, besides, the idea of a taco milkshake makes me cry deep inside. I don't know why, but I am.

[Zibani]

In the unfortunate event of your erstwhile friend being unable to repay you a reasonably sized snake would make a rather nifty belt.

*rotfl*

Seriously. Nearly fell off. *giggle*

It would seem that training the snake to go through the belt loops might be a problem.

Beautiful!

I never got how Taco's would be a great reward. But, I live in a place where if you throw a rock, it's going to land in a Mexican Restruant. Tacos, Enchiladas, Fajitas, Floutas, Chimichangas, Nachos....they're all about as rare as a glass of ice-water.

I introduce you to my reasoning:
If you live that close to so many Mexican restaurants, you live close to many Mexicans.
If you live that close to so many Mexicans, you live close to Mexico.
If you live that close to Mexico, It's gotta be freaking hot there.
If it's that hot, the ice water must be all melted.
If there isn't much ice water, there must not be many Mexican restaurants... wait, what?

[DarkAudit]

Time to tell the friend to suck it up and come get the snake. Now.

Have someone bigger and not-as-nice there to present said "friend" with the vet bill.

Politeness time is long since over.