The ban game, v08

[Jairus]

Stygian is banned because posts in the Arena don't count. Which is a good thing, since I'd have more posts than you. Unless we counted the posts you've made in the arena... you'd have about half again as many posts as me. Something like that.

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned because if the arena counted, a lot of peoples post counts would be OVER 9000!

[VSMIT]

shadowterm is banned for referencing Vegeta.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

VSMIT is banned because, well, I'm the only person with more than 9000 posts.

If we included the arena, we'd only have three, I think; Tapewolf and e_voyager.

[Jairus]

Corny is banned because we now know why we don't count the Arena posts: it clears the field of competition for Corny. Well done, Sir Box. Well done.

[VSMIT]

Jubblies is banned for calling llearch out.  Now we're gonna have another rant...

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I was complimenting Corny. Besides, if we included Arena posts, he'd still be the highest poster on the forum.

[Angel]

Jairus is banned because he's right. One day, Boxy... one day someone will beat you...

[Jairus]

Black_angel is banned because phrases like that are just asking for the Box to visit his Boxy-vengeance on whosoever says it! Soon, the Mark of the Box shall appear on your hand, the boxplant shall drive you away, and only a silver boxcutter can slay thee! No... wait, that's werewolves isn't it?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for thinking I'd be that overt.

I'd just reset your post count to zero.

[Jairus]

Corny is not banned, because that's actually a much better and more efficient idea that I had.

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned for showing mercy! No mercy, ever

[VSMIT]

shadowterm is banned because banning is for the weak.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned by the power of FUNK!

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because it's the wrong kind of funk.

[Jer-oh-me]

VSMIT is banned for making me think up the expression "What the FUNK?"

[VSMIT]

Jer is banned for thinking of that expression.

[shadowterm]

VSMIT is banned because krunk aint dead.

EDIT: holy crap I killed the thread!

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned because I won't let this thread die! Live, dammit, live!!!!

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned for turning the thread into a zombie. DIE ZOMBIE!

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned because this is my BOOMSTICK!!! (I've never seen any of those movies, incidentally)

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned because my drama class did that, we also did a Red Vs. Blue episode. So you were banned by awesome.

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned because certain things must be done with style.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned for being too proud to beg.  (personally i think beggars pizza is pretty good.)

[shadowterm]

e_voyager is banned for not elaborating on what the human neglected to beg for. EXTERMINATE! (Read that in dalek voice please)

[Angel]

Shadowterm is banned by Tom Baker's scarves.

[Mao]

Black_angel is banned by the Kevorkian Scarf.  Around the neck.



(Potentially NSFW)  Illwillpress reference!

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned for associating the lovely Tom Baker with the name Kevorkian.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned under violation of the terms of the Jericho Pact.

You know what you did...

[Jairus]

Pinktini is banned because I've never heard of the Jericho Pact. Explain to me what I did.