The ban game, v08

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned because you can't stop the rock.

[Mao]

Box is banned because though you can't stop the rock, you can stop the rockers.

[Jer-oh-me]

Mowser's banned cause I've got a headache, ow.

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because he should take some ibuprofen and sit down.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because ibuprofen pales in comparison to the power of the dark side.

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned because the Dark Side won't cure all of your aches and pains.

[Mao]

VSMIT is banned because I find his lack of faith disturbing.

[shadowterm]

Mowser is banned because that's no moon, it's a space station.

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned because Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because I AM his father.  (That's right.. who's your daddy?)

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because no, that's not true! That's impossible!

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he should search his feelings.  He knows it to be true.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOO...!!

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because I dun used mah lazer switch blade to dun go and flick offa his han.  'E wuz warned dat I wud dee-stroy 'im.   

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because I got a cool cybernetic hand out of it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned because Luke, I am your father.. AND your uncle!

[Jairus]

Corny is banned because I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for having more than three land speeders up on blocks in his front yard.

[Mao]

Boxy is banned because in that case no one cares if it's a family tree or a family circle.  (A.K.A  A Family shrubbery!)

[Stygian]

Mowser is banned because we don't need more darn southerners here, or any of their attitude.

[Slowtini]

Stygian is banned for looking funny.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned for looking like that!! Eurgh! What has science done indeed!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for blinking.

[Jairus]

Corny is banned because I wasn't ready! And I got dust in my eye!

[Stygian]

Jairus is banned for being a damn wuss.

[Jairus]

Stygian is banned because I am not a damn wuss, you big meanie!

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he needs cheese with that whine.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I'm not even really a mouse.

[Mao]

Jubblies is banned because I'm a mouse and I wanted that cheese!

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because he can have it: I am after all a Kangaroo Rat.