Cute, But...

[Jairus]

Cute, but coffee for me is a morning drink: tea is likewise an evening drink. Unless I'm at a party or event of some form and it's late, in which case coffee is good too.

[Janus Whitefurr]

Cute, but neither he nor Cogi seemed to get the reference.

(And to abstractly answer Cogi: I have never had mint tea.)

[Jairus]

Cute, and I didn't, unless it's related to Hot Coffee, in which case you have a dirty mind but what else is new? And should also try mint tea, it's not half bad.

[Janus Whitefurr]

Cute, but to be honest I don't particularly like coffee anyway, and my mind is clean the majority of the time. Also, mint sticks. <3

[Jairus]

Cute, but I have no idea what a mint stick is. Besides, I know that your mind is as clean as fresh snow that's had ten semis drive through it.

[Janus Whitefurr]

Cute, but a mint stick is exactly what it says on the packaging, and usually coated in chocolate.... and it's not my fault your mind takes what I say in the worst possible way~

[Jairus]

Cute, but that "come hither" look that both of his avatars seem to be giving me may be a part of the problem.

[Cogidubnus]

Cute, but already smitten twice, it seems.

[Jairus]

Cute, but I'm surrounded by fascinating people, all of whom seem to be obsessed with corrupting me. Help!

[King Of Hearts]

Cute, but refuses to be corrupted

[Jairus]

Cute, but what he doesn't know is that my darkness runs deep.

[King Of Hearts]

Cute but still puts up a good side.

[Jairus]

Cute, but flattery will get you nowhere.

[King Of Hearts]

Cute, but doesn't know that flattery do get you somewhere... granted "where" is subjective.

[Jairus]

Cute, but I tend to ignore flattery... which means that sometimes I miss the genuine compliments. Which might explain my confidence problems.

[Janus Whitefurr]

Cute, but reminds me of a few others who like to dodge compliments...

[Jairus]

Cute, but won't say who else he knows who sometimes misses a genuine compliment.

[Janus Whitefurr]

Cute, but sore wa himitsu des~u.

[Azlan]

Cute, but Xellos is more unique.

[Jairus]

Cute, and I prefer him to the lion of the same name. A bonus.

You know, Janus, I do understand a tiny bit of Japanese (foreign languages were never my strong suit). Besides, you can tell me: I'm good at keeping secrets.

[Rakala]

Cute, but no matter how hard I try I can't find my last post.

[Mao]

Cute, but not very persistent in his searching.  Not a good sign if he gives up so easily.

[Janus Whitefurr]

Cute, but I wonder how big a container of eyedrops would be for the avatar there.

[Jairus]

Cute, but with how big those eyes are it's no wonder he prefers glasses over contact lenses.

And now I'm imagining Sauron with a giant monocle going "Eh? Wot, wot, wot?"

[Rakala]

Cute, but imagine what you would have to pay for lenses that large.

[Jairus]

Cute, but I don't think you can even make glass that large. Lenses for telescopes and stuff like that are incredibly huge and complex, and you certainly wouldn't want to put it in a monocle. It'd have to be something like plastic, but they didn't have plastic in Middle Earth.

[Rakala]

Cute, but it looks like he's going to have to remain blind. Poor Sauron.

[Cogidubnus]

Cute, but sympathizes with the Dark Lord.

[Jairus]

Cute, but like all evildoers, all Sauron needs is a hug. Though that will possibly allow him to kill you, and he currently has no arms with which to hug, and I don't even know how you would get to the top of his tower... okay, I have no idea.

[Cogidubnus]

Cute, but clearly heretical.

And one should not hug a Dark Lord. They tend to not be so warm and fuzzy as much as cold and prickly and spiky.