Cute, But...

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Jigsaw Forte

August 14, 2008, 12:36:46 AM
Pulling over a little game from the GitP forums.

THE RULES: Talk about the person you're posting right after as though you were considering dating / kissing / fooling around with them. Feel free to ignore any limitations on sexuality for the purposes of humor. ;)

THE CATCH: You must start your statement(s) with the phrase "Cute, but..."

An example game is below.

Jason: Let's start playing!
Daisy: Cute, but I don't date guys that want to kill me.
Slick: Cute, but that tin can for a leg freaks me out.
Addy: Cute, but on my planet we'd call him "Jailbait".
Jigsaw: Cute, but I could put my eye out just walking past her.
White Noise: Cute, but I'd put her eye out just walking past her too.
Jigsaw: ... Ew?
Arikos: Cute, but... no. Just ... no.
Qin: Cute, but... oh who am I kidding? He's ugly as sin.
Geisha: Cute, but... hm... let me think here... um... *can't seem to finish this sentence*
Qin: ... I'm going to go hide now.

Jairus

#1
August 14, 2008, 12:41:05 AM
Okay, I'll give it a shot.

Cute, but her dancing scares me.
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shadowterm

#2
August 14, 2008, 12:48:16 AM
Cute butt, wait. . . I think I did that wrong.
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Jairus

#3
August 14, 2008, 12:56:28 AM
Cute, but he needs to comb his hair once in a while.
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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stiletto

#4
August 14, 2008, 01:00:55 AM
Cute, but... oh hell, who am I kidding *glomp*

Jairus

#5
August 14, 2008, 01:03:29 AM
Cute, but I'm always afraid I'll misspell his name.
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Angel

#6
August 14, 2008, 01:11:57 AM
Cute, but it'sjust too imposible to think of a reason why not to fangirl all over a clone of everyone's favorite roo-rat.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

shadowterm

#7
August 14, 2008, 01:30:09 AM
Cute but, I'm afraid that touching her will kill me.

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Pagan

#8
August 14, 2008, 01:41:15 AM
Cute, but can you dance?
After a long time, some things change. Some things don't. And I still love Regina!

Jairus

#9
August 14, 2008, 01:46:38 AM
Cute, but he doesn't write enough.
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Mao

#10
August 14, 2008, 08:43:38 AM
Cute, but he doesn't get out enough.

Angel

#11
August 14, 2008, 10:32:39 AM
Cute, but where the hell are his feet?
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

llearch n'n'daCorna

#12
August 14, 2008, 10:33:06 AM
Cute, but I don't date the hired help.
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Mao

#13
August 14, 2008, 10:36:31 AM
Cute, but he's got the wrong bits.

llearch n'n'daCorna

#14
August 14, 2008, 10:52:17 AM
Cute, but he squeaks too much.
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Angel

#15
August 14, 2008, 11:59:55 AM
Cute, but the UPS man is just sooo dreamy.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Jairus

#16
August 14, 2008, 12:01:31 PM
Cute, but I'm afraid that she'll always be comparing me to Kakashi.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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VSMIT

#17
August 14, 2008, 12:28:36 PM
Cute, but...  No...  Just no...

Jairus

#18
August 14, 2008, 12:29:45 PM
Cute, but he's a grammar nut.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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llearch n'n'daCorna

#19
August 14, 2008, 12:34:14 PM
Cute, and that hair makes my knees go weak, but I'm afraid it's against the forum rules about fraternization.
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Jairus

#20
August 14, 2008, 12:45:49 PM
Cute, but I'm afraid of what everyone else will say.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Angel

#21
August 14, 2008, 01:13:44 PM
Cute, but I'm afraid he'll get sued by Jhonen Vasquez.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Jairus

#22
August 14, 2008, 01:23:24 PM
Cute, but she reminds me of Gaz.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Pagan

#23
August 14, 2008, 01:30:55 PM
Cute, but do I really know you enough?
After a long time, some things change. Some things don't. And I still love Regina!

Jairus

#24
August 14, 2008, 01:32:41 PM
Cute, but can he help keep house?
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Slowtini

#25
August 14, 2008, 07:22:23 PM
Cute, but I'm not gay.  :U

Jairus

#26
August 14, 2008, 07:24:27 PM
Cute, but I'm not into freaks of science.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Slowtini

#27
August 14, 2008, 07:35:30 PM
Cute, but doesn't realize that freaks of science are part of his job description.

llearch n'n'daCorna

#28
August 14, 2008, 07:43:17 PM
Cute, but tentacle rape just isn't my thing.
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Jigsaw Forte

#29
August 14, 2008, 07:45:27 PM
Cute, but I've already got a box.  ;)
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