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[Ted Schiller]

I'm a Telemarketer?   

FEAR MY EVIL POWERS!

With regards,
Ted

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"Er, no, I don't think so."
  -- The Carrot, The Young Ones

[Mao]

This post won't be obsolete very shortly.  Nope nope.   Especially if you're as bad as Jaijai or myself where it comes to posting.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Pfft. Neither of you hold a candle to the real heavy posters. ;-]

[Jairus]

This post won't be obsolete very shortly.  Nope nope.   Especially if you're as bad as Jaijai or myself where it comes to posting.

I have no idea what you're talking about, Mowmow.

Pfft. Neither of you hold a candle to the real heavy posters. ;-]

Yep. Of course, part of your problem is that there are idiots on this forum who need to have their hand held at all times to prevent them from hurting themselves and others and need nearly constant supervision and posts to keep them on track...

... what? Stop staring at me.

[Mao]

Of course I don't hold a candle to you llearch... I mean then you'd be a flaming box, and that my friend would be just wrong... or very right.. pending on your view of the world.

[Jairus]

Of course I don't hold a candle to you llearch... I mean then you'd be a flaming box, and that my friend would be just wrong... or very right.. pending on your view of the world.

"Flaming Box."

That sounds like either an awesome hot rod or a great custom title.

[Mao]

Hmm.. hot rod sounds about right....

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... what? Stop staring at me.

*stares at Jubblies*

[Jairus]

... what? Stop staring at me.

*stares at Jubblies*

*stares at Corny, aware that boxes have no eyes and thus cannot blink and that Corny's eyes were drawn on with permanent marker*

[Tapewolf]

"Er, no, I don't think so."
  -- The Carrot, The Young Ones

Are you saying he's a cripple?  Or that he will be soon or something?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Are you saying he's a cripple?  Or that he will be soon or something?

Woot! Someone got the reference!

... No. But it is a thought...

[Tapewolf]

Woot! Someone got the reference!

You're talking to someone whose mind turns to the Four Horsemen each time scrabble is mentioned, and vice-versa...

[Pagan]

Ya know, at first, I thought he meant he was an actual telemarketer.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You're talking to someone whose mind turns to the Four Horsemen each time scrabble is mentioned, and vice-versa...

Isn't that a different reference? Something about "He'll be wanting a little tricycle soon." ?

[Tapewolf]

Isn't that a different reference? Something about "He'll be wanting a little tricycle soon." ?

I don't know about that one, but the one I'm thinking of is from Interesting.  Sadly the YouTube clip has been pulled.

[Darkmoon]

Psh, for the record, no one is at ALL close to hitting the max title yet.

[Jairus]

Psh, for the record, no one is at ALL close to hitting the max title yet.

What is the max title, and how many posts would one have to make to hit it, out of curiosity?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

It's a secret surprise, and lots.

Lots and lots.

[Faerie Alex]

Eh, I'd expect that the admins would probably just pop another title higher if anyone got close anyway. What I happen to find more interesting is what some of y'all set as your custom title. Some of them are quite humorous.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... yeah, we probably would.

OTOH, since I'm the closest on the forum anyway, there's a fair bit of slack to go yet.

[Ted Schiller]

Ya know, at first, I thought he meant he was an actual telemarketer.

I am.  It says so right there.  May I interest you in our fine line of cutlads?

With regards,
Ted

[LionHeart]

What's a cutlad? A gender-swapped cutlass?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Also known as a eunuch.

They're unique, you know...

[Jairus]

Also known as a eunuch.

They're unique, you know...

Ouch... badpunbadpunbadpun!!!!

... hm...

I once met a cut lad
Whose face looked quite sad.
Down by the cold bay
One day in Calais.

Give me a little time, I'll come up with a full verse.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Did you want some help, or should I leave you to it?

[Jairus]

Did you want some help, or should I leave you to it?

No worries, I've got it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Oh, good.

See, cause I'd come up with:

There once was a little cut lad
Whose father had always been bad
He took the poor boy
Round behind his toys
And fondled what he never did have.

... which is a different sort of poem entirely.

[Jairus]

Oh, good.

See, cause I'd come up with:

There once was a little cut lad
Whose father had always been bad
He took the poor boy
Round behind his toys
And fondled what he never did have.

... which is a different sort of poem entirely.

Um, my train of thought not only derailed, it might have crashed through the entire town around the station.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"Ewps."