Game: invisible friend (look for the next topic)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

dear invisible friend.

do you speak more thin one language?
are you nears a field in you avatar?
are you gay for able?
how can you hate tea?
are you a coffee person?
do you drive?
i'm shutting down for a while can i trust you not to touch my hoard and maybe implode this  section of the planet?

1) No.
2) Yes. (oh dear)
3) No.
4) How can you enjoy tea?
5) Yes.
6) Yes.
7) Possibly.

Dear IF. You want to know what wuv is? Ask Dakata. She uses that word a lot. She also says she's male.
Ok, something vaguely inspired on a previous round. Pick any forum member of your choice. What would you do if you wanted to prove you're not that person?

If you have trouble picking someone, I would suggest Xze-Xze, since she's not playing this round.

Really?  She's male?    How do you know that,  Ms. Gabi?  And how can a girl be male? >:-)

Hmmm.... May I skip this question,  Ms. Gabi?  I can't think of anything.  I apologize.  I could try to answer it later though.

1) So, do you like music?
2) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
3) Do you have a driver's permit?
4) Were you a member of the forum before the DMFA invasion?

1) In fact I do.
2) Broadly in the same place as I am now.
3) Yes.
4) Yes, I was.

[Suwako]

Dear invisible friend

1- Do you like swords?
2- Do you like soccer, football or baseball?
3- Do you usually watch soccer when matching sports on television?
4- What kind of shows do you usually watch when watching television?
5- Do you believe in solving problems with violence? (does it help?)
6- Do you usually wear black or dark clothing?
7- Is there any reason why you like the number three?
8- You sound a bit EMO my dear invisible friend, Mind to telling me whats bothering you?
9- To a normal human lifetime. (response to your previous answer on question 9 series 2)

[Gabi]

Awww... Ok, I will let you skip that one. What kind of questions would you like to answer, then?

[Damaris]

My dear Invisible Friend:

I'm sorry I've been off and away for so long. 

Do you like the snow?
Do you see it often where you live?
Have you ever seen the ocean?
What is your favorite color?
Do you have your own website?
Do you have your own cordata yet?  I want one, but I can't come up with something cute enough.

[Gabi]

-Did you ever see the sunshine? -Yes, yes.
-In the middle of a storm? -No, No.
-Did you ever see the ocean? -Yes, yes.
...
Wait. You can't possibly know that song. Nevermind.

-Badabidoobedoobedobe. -Bye, bye.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Dear invisible friend

1- Do you like swords?
2- Do you like soccer, football or baseball?
3- Do you usually watch soccer when matching sports on television?
4- What kind of shows do you usually watch when watching television?
5- Do you believe in solving problems with violence? (does it help?)
6- Do you usually wear black or dark clothing?
7- Is there any reason why you like the number three?
8- you sound a bit EMO my dear invisible friend, Mind to telling me whats bothering you?
9- To a normal human lifetime. (response to your previous answer on question 9 series 2)

yes
i can ply but not very well
no
anime
it's what i'm used to.
yes. often
there are many reason to like 3. it is stable for one
i'm broke and have to search for a new job
at about 1/3 of their life it's not old.

To Dakata's Invisible Friend:

What do you think I am? Male or female?
Am I scary? *Grrr!*
Why do you wike widdle fwuffy bunny wabbits?

I hope you're female, for reasons we won't discuss at this time.
Of course.  Eek!
Because they're cute.

Awww... Ok, I will let you skip that one. What kind of questions would you like to answer, then?

Hmmm.... How about some questions about my favorite things,  Ms. Gabi? 

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Oi llearch, I think my IF needs a poke.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You're right. That's terrible. :-/

Sorry about that, Haz. I'll apply boots as necessary.

[Gabi]

Alright, as you wish, my demanding friend. What are your favorite things?

[God-Beast]

I think my IF died, OH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

call 911, call 911!!!!!!!!!!

[xHaZxMaTx]

God-Beast, your friend already answered your questions on the previous page.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I've been looking, God-Beast, and I can't find any unanswered questions. Well, other than the "WTF are you?" type, which I think were answered with "By the water cooler" on, as Haz says, the previous page...

Perhaps if you ask some more questions, you might get some more responses?

[Suwako]

Dear invisible friend

1- Are you older then eighteen?
2- Are you the friend that I never knew?
3- Do you like linkin Park music? What kind of music do you usually listen to?
4- Do you have any pets? Of so please say what they are. Names would be nice as well.
5- Do you like E_voyager as a person?
6- Are you glad that you got me since I'm the worst guess'er ever?
7- Do you tend to give up early?
8- have you ever driven a car? (legally or otherwise?)
9- Do you consider yourself an artist?


I know, I'm abusing my own questioning sytem XD

[bill]

If there's an emergency, what phone number should you dial?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Alright, as you wish, my demanding friend. What are your favorite things?

Well, I'm quite fond of kittens.  They're such adorable little fuzzballs, aren't they? 

I also enjoy reading stories about romance,  and scary horror strories with zombies, vampires, ghosts and other miscellaneous monsters.  I like mythical creatures too.    Like Pheonixes,  and Mermaids/Mermen and the Loch Ness Monster.

...And my favorite color is red.

Dear IF:

What color is your avatar?
Do you like cars?
Do you have any yaps?
If so, how many?
Has Dakata ever drawn anything for you?

- It contains no color.  It does however have many colours.
- Yes, but only when they're not being used by one person.
- Nope, never asked for any.
- Ages and ages ago, Dakata did.

Haz, apparently your friend sent answers last night. To the wrong address. Apologies for the delay...

Folks, make sure you're sending them to the right place, mmkay? I can't post answers I don't get

[xHaZxMaTx]

I see...  So my IF isn't from America.  ...*Ponders*

Dear IF,

Do you live in the US?
If so, why do you spell color with an added 'u?'
Do you spell aluminum with an added 'i?'
What is the plural of fish?
What's your favorite (favourite) color (colour)?
Are you a furry?
Do you prefer Pepsi, or Coke?

[e_voyager]

Dear invisible friend.

have you seen the movie blast form the past?
Does Hazzy's question frighten you?
does my presence cause you distress?
have you seen my main storage core? i had it around here somewhere.
have you ever heard of tears for fears?
do you fear spiders?
do you have a robot form?
are you sleeping well?
are you a music person?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Dear invisible friend

1- Are you older then eighteen?
2- Are you the friend that I never knew?
3- Do you like linkin Park music? What kind of music do you usually listen to?
4- Do you have any pets? Of so please say what they are. Names would be nice as well.
5- Do you like E_voyager as a person?
6- Are you glad that you got me since I'm the worst guess'er ever?
7- Do you tend to give up early?
8- have you ever driven a car? (legally or otherwise?)
9- Do you consider yourself an artist?

yes
i don't know
i've heard one or two songs form them. anime tunes and amv's
cats , dogs, birds,a crab and a frog. only the cats and dogs gave names.
he's a bit strange to me
you can't be that bad.
no
yes
no

Dear invisible friend.

have you seen the movie blast form the past?
Does Hazzy's question frighten you?
does my presence cause you distress?
have you seen my main storage core? i had it around here somewhere.
have you ever heard of tears for fears?
do you fear spiders?
do you have a robot form?
are you sleeping well?
are you a music person?

1) Yes.
2) Yes. :'(
3) No.
4) It's under your sofa.
5) No.
6) No.             
7) No.
Yes.
9) Yes.

I see...  So my IF isn't from America.  ...*Ponders*

*my* last night. I say nothing about anyone else's last night.

[xHaZxMaTx]

No, I was actually commenting on my IF's habbit of adding an unnecessary 'u' to the word 'color.'

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ah. Forget I said anything, then

[Gabi]

Alright. How about other things? Do you like tea? Do you like yappities? Do you like dragons? Do you like streptococcus thermophilus?

[Suwako]

Okay question 37 

(I'm really going to stop asking this many questions. )

1- Are you a writer? (I don't care if you think your a bad one  ) [/i]

[God-Beast]

I've been looking, God-Beast, and I can't find any unanswered questions. Well, other than the "WTF are you?" type, which I think were answered with "By the water cooler" on, as Haz says, the previous page...

Perhaps if you ask some more questions, you might get some more responses?

i was talking about my other friend that doesn't ask me nothing, i know you got me right?

[xHaZxMaTx]

That would be your visible friend.

[God-Beast]

That would be your visible friend.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

It's also not a good idea to ask -here- for your visible friend, because they can see you.

.. well, assuming they're here, anyway.

Edit:

Muttermutterfsckergrumblebastardpimpslappingcsckermuttermutter.

Gullible has -also- bowed out. Come on, folks. If you're going to sign up, make sure you can stay the course before you do so.

So. Gullible's Invisible Friend is now Haz to the Mat's Invisible Friend. Sorry, Hazzy, you'll need to make a new guess, because your first was right. :-/

HazMat's New Invisible Friend, you have been asked 2 sets of questions. You may wish to answer them in bulk...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

\o/ Double post!

Alright. How about other things? Do you like tea? Do you like yappities? Do you like dragons? Do you like streptococcus thermophilus?

I never had tea before. so no.  Yaps are very adorable and I want one, so yes.  Dragons are mythical creatures, so yes.  And...Streptococcus Thermophilus?  No.

If there's an emergency, what phone number should you dial?

That would depend on the type of the emergency.

[xHaZxMaTx]

ZOMG, Why is I so unlucky?

[e_voyager]

dear invisible friend

you seem worried, are you okay?
do you know who was in the car crash today during the nascar race today?
are you the invisible man?
are you sadden but the loss of freedom that is currently starting to grip the world?
do you watch Disney movies?

[Dakata]

*Meep* Whoops. Forgot to ask more questions. Sorry, Invisi-friend.

To Dakata's Invisible Friend:

I hope you're female, for reasons we won't discuss at this time.

...Well. can you tell me after the game's over?

When are you gonna gimme some pretty arts? (Or did you already send some? My memory sucks. XP)

Can you read me a story? *Tries to look cute*

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Why are boys so evil and mean and stupid-ish? 0:3