STOOPID NOBE

[Amber Williams]

Cant breathe through id anymore.

Mah body hades meeeeeeeeee!

*goes off to snuffle and die in a corner*

[bill]

Well, that's it, folks. DMFA is over, following the death of Amber. Forum closing in 5.

[Alondro]

When my nose is all runny and I have work to do, I just ball up tissue or toilet paper and ram it right on up into the sinuses! 

Course, it only holds out for about 15 minutes or so, but I can still get some lab work done between stuffings!   

*Charles is a madman who will work no matter what, because he has OCD.  The End.  The End....  The End... did I write 'The End'?  Better do it again... THE END.  I think I did it... maybe I didn't... I'd better be sure...  THE END... END.... The... The End...*

*takes more pills*   

[Jairus]

Yeah, I just got over a really bad summer cold. Urgh, didn't get any sleep for three days. I hope you feel better soon, Amber!

[Gamma]

I'm sure all the wonderful people from across the country brought you at least one new bad bug just for you.
Hope you aren't out of commission too much longer. It must suck to get sick.

My luck there would finally be something there that could give me something worse then a sniffle.
That is if I ever went anywhere.

*takes more pills*  

Uhh, yeah you keep doing that.

[Ganurath]

...At first, I thought the thread name was "Stoopid Noob."

Hope you recover soon, Amber.

[Amber Williams]

Aaaaagh!    Kharla'ggen!

[Kenji]

You could always just chop the nose off. Lets see it bug you after that.

[Zedd]

I dont know if thats wise pony..

[Valynth]

You could always just chop the nose off. Lets see it bug you after that.

I'm pretty sure I can make a bronze replacement.  It was a heck of a conversation piece back in the day....I'm showing my age again aren't I?

*feels old*

[Ganurath]

Aaaaagh!    Kharla'ggen! D:

You can pronounce Drow names clearly. Your sinuses must be clearing up.

[Slowtini]

*tosses amber some decongestants, tylenol, and Ny-Quil*

Read the instructions before you take any of that

[Damaris]

don't bother with the instructions- take it all together!

[skarrbag]

You need Altoids! XD
Get well soon!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

don't bother with the instructions- take it all together!

"I don't take illegal drugs anymore, I just take the legal ones. Nyquil, nyquil, nyquil - big N, little y, giant f'ing Q! 'Are you ok?' 'No, I have a cold. Same cold I've had for three years, just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are bright green, but I feel FIIIIINE!'"

[Mao]

I hope that you don't have what I had all last week (my vacation week no less) Amber.  Started on monday and didn't quit until yesterday.   It even got so bad that the pressure caused me to lose hearing in my right ear.   

On another note: Bweehehe.  Dennis Leary rocks.

[Sofox]

Hot milk and honey.

Orange juice and/or some other source of vitamin C.

Trust me, if someone is sick around here, it is considered silly to not follow those steps.

[Jairus]

Hot milk and honey.

Really? How exactly do you take the hot milk and honey? Together, or separately?

[Sofox]

Hot milk and honey.

Really? How exactly do you take the hot milk and honey? Together, or separately?

Heat up the milk in a microwave.
Stir a spoonful of preferably thick high quality crystallised honey around in the cup of hot milk until it dissolves.
Delicious.

[Jairus]

Hot milk and honey.

Really? How exactly do you take the hot milk and honey? Together, or separately?

Heat up the milk in a microwave.
Stir a spoonful of preferably thick high quality crystallised honey around in the cup of hot milk until it dissolves.
Delicious.

Hm. Next time I'm down with a cold, I'll try that out. And I know I already said it yesterday, but I hope you feel better Amber!

[Aleolus]

I've said it before, I'll say it again.  Echinacea.  If that doesn't work, then try tea made from the leaves of dried stinging nettle plants, that does help open up the sinuses.

[Joe3210]

Get better soon Amber. 

[Azlan]

I eat nine nazgul to feel better, works every time.

[Ganurath]

I eat nine nazgul to feel better, works every time.

I just stick kleenix up my nose and breathe through my mouth. Doesn't do anything to fight the disease, but it deals with the symptoms that I can't muscle past, and I've found acting as though I'm not sick enables a speedy recovery more than anything.

[Roureem Egas]

Hot showers might work. Those help me feel better for most things, and I think I've read that steam helps to clear up the sinuses.

[Reese Tora]

There's nothing you can do that will make a cold go away any faster.  The best anyone can do is reduce the symptoms and avoid things that make for slow recovery; just get plenty of rest, eat lots of hot food, avoid stress, and let your body kick some common cold buttock.

[Stig Hemmer]

While I tend to agree with the above, easing the symptoms is not such a bad thing...

[DarkAudit]

Amber seems to catch every bug that passes by. A guy in San Diego thinks about sneezing, Amber gets the blargh.

As mentioned in the AC threads, send her to apprentice in a hospital for a couple months. she'll come out either dead or invincible. 

[Jairus]

In the horribly unlikely event that it's the former, let's not chance it, okay?

[DarkAudit]

It would only be mostly dead. Mostly dead is still slightly alive.