Count As High As You Can...Before "The Man" Stops You. [02]

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

To help you is just problematical
For we mods are indefatigable
When anyone posts
We must track those
and slap down those incompatible.

[Jairus]

Wow, you're better at limericks than me.
The one's I've done I think number three.
But here's new number one!
And now back to the fun,
Before ol' llearch hands down a decree.

Hm, making it even isn't too hard, but getting the right number of steps in is...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

A decree's a hard thing to stand
more trouble than most one-man-bands
but if you insist
I will use my big fist
and beat down all of you at hand-to-hand.

;-]

[Jairus]

Once more I take my hands to keys,
To write a poem meant to please
A limerick's hard,
While I am no Bard,
But I'll stay with this game's reprise.

[e_voyager]

twice upon a midnight dreary while pondered weak and weary over many a passage of forgotten lore.

[Jairus]

Good gods above it's now half past one
And still this poem is not yet done.
I'm wracking my brain:
These things are my bane!
I can't think of a number three pun!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

There's the old standby...

A young man from Timbuktoo
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

There was a lady from Verdun.


... And I'm still trying to find the one by a guy called Nero...

[Ren Gaulen]

Ehh, Nero was a pretty cool guy, set Rome on fire and didn't afraid of anything.

Also, one.

[Ryudo Lee]

Two...... just two.

[Ren Gaulen]

Three. For Justice!

[Ryudo Lee]

4 great justice!

[Ren Gaulen]

Five for Greater Good!

[Ryudo Lee]

6  .... uhhh... ummm..... 6!

[Ren Gaulen]

Seven.

[Ryudo Lee]

Eight

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

and nine for the thirsty fly
and ten for the one who drinks till I die!

[Ryudo Lee]

And we're back to square 1.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Which is sort of round. And round.

[Jairus]

Eine mehr zeit! (One more time!)

[e_voyager]

two much fun to stop

[Jairus]

Why is three a crowd? Why not four?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... because four is for me.

[Ren Gaulen]

Why do you do it to us, you heartless villain?!

Also, one.

[Jairus]

There are two legends told of the Keyblade wielder...

[VSMIT]

But there are three keyblade wielders.

[Jairus]

And a maximum of a team of four on each world, but you can only use three at a time...

[Aisha deCabre]

More than five types of heartless...

...didn't wanna break the pattern. x3

[Jairus]

And Sora's got six extra forms...
Valor, Wisdom, Master, Final, Anti, and now Limit.

[VSMIT]

7 types of Nobody?  I think...

[Jairus]

Hm... Fire, Ice, Gravity, Stop, Thunder, Aero, Magnet, Reflect... eight different spells Sora uses? What am I forgetting?