Ask the All Purpose Fox

[vulpesweasel]

why does high school suck?

[Kenji]

why does high school suck?

Because most people there have raging hormones and/or are going through their rebellious stage.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

How do we admit to massive amusement in an APF's response (eg, Tiger_T) without breaking the rules?

rotfl, etc, aren't questions, after all...

[e_voyager]

where do unanswered questions go?

[Damaris]

Didn't Gabi at one point in the thread say that appreciation of an answer was allowed?

[Poofyspikes]

Will you marry me?

Nah.

Why is misspelling a band name (Korn, Staind, Limp Bizkit) seen as "HARDKOR"?

Because HARDKOR involves dropping out of school.

am i missing something or have the teen age mutant turtles been teen agers for over 20 years?

who do you measure you age if your body is destroyed time and time again in battle but you remaid?

am i too evil to be and adventure?

who are you to judge the good and evil in a person?  I'd just like to know.

Well, seeing as the genetic mutation turned four little turtles into bipedal, talking, agile, and rather large ninja turtles, it wouldn't be too much to assume that the mutation also stopped the aging process.

Ask the maid.

I'm sure you're not evil enough to not exist and I've heard no restrictions of the sort for adventuring.

It's somewhere in the AP bylaws, I'm sure.

How do we admit to massive amusement in an APF's response (eg, Tiger_T) without breaking the rules?

rotfl, etc, aren't questions, after all...

See Damaris' statement-within-a-question.

where do unanswered questions go?

In the land of thread pages past.

Didn't Gabi at one point in the thread say that appreciation of an answer was allowed?

If someone's willing to corroborate that statement/question, feel free to do so, for I am far too lazy to search through this thread.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

How do we admit to massive amusement in an APF's response (eg, Tiger_T) without breaking the rules?

rotfl, etc, aren't questions, after all...

See Damaris' statement-within-a-question.

Didn't Gabi at one point in the thread say that appreciation of an answer was allowed?

If someone's willing to corroborate that statement/question, feel free to do so, for I am far too lazy to search through this thread.

As it happens... On page 13, query #382, response #385 (so most of the way down the page) Gareeku responded to my query.

There may be a further response further down, but I'm not going to look.

Is that what you wanted, Poofy? :-)

[vulpesweasel]

Is there ever going to be a successful clone of the APF thread (pitiful heretics)

Why don't you know what you got 'till it's gone?

[e_voyager]

what is so diffcult to understand about the why i  type?

are my word choices really that unusual?

[bill]

Am I the only person that whistles with their tongue at the roof of the mouth?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Should I let Bill know that I can also whistle with my toungue at the roof of my mouth?  (I just don't prefer to do it that way.)

[Dakata]

Why won't Hazzy give me any more ghey huggles? D':

Why can't Oogie Boogie (Boogeyman) scare me?

Am I allowed to laugh [alot] if Boogeyman has the same name as a cartoon character?
(I'm talkin' 'bout his real name, not his username/nickname.)

Do you know the Muffin Man?

[e_voyager]

how many times are the same questions asked?
can the same question be asked but have a different answer?
how do you pick who answers what question?
do i seem dyslexic to you?

[Roureem Egas]

As it happens... On page 13, query #382, response #385 (so most of the way down the page) Gareeku responded to my query.

There may be a further response further down, but I'm not going to look.

Is that what you wanted, Poofy? :-)

*forwarded*

Is there ever going to be a successful clone of the APF thread (pitiful heretics)

Why don't you know what you got 'till it's gone?

No, and I'm not just saying that because I'm contracting out the job of wiping out copies. <<

Because we pay no attention to something until we need it.

what is so diffcult to understand about the why i type?

are my word choices really that unusual?

Your apparent inability to proofread after using spellcheck.

What word choice? I'm actually serious about this question, as I don't ever remember you using uncommon words.

Am I the only person that whistles with their tongue at the roof of the mouth?

I haven't heard of anybody else who could whistle like that. Then again, the company I keep likes to reenact SpongeBob Squarepants and Ed, Edd, and Eddy, in verbatim. But still, it amuses me.

Why won't Hazzy give me any more ghey huggles? D':

Why can't Oogie Boogie (Boogeyman) scare me?

Am I allowed to laugh [alot] if Boogeyman has the same name as a cartoon character?
(I'm talkin' 'bout his real name, not his username/nickname.)

Do you know the Muffin Man?

He hit his quota. Try tommorow.

I thought he gave up, not wanting any more contact.

What kind of name is Non?

I don't give a care, so long as he doesn't mess with my life or my food.

how many times are the same questions asked?
can the same question be asked but have a different answer?
how do you pick who answers what question?
do i seem dyslexic to you?

Many times probably. But since I don't keep them in mind for long, you might get away with posting again. Unless you try the ones from the day before.

A) Of course. B) What are the chances of that? C) NEVAH!!! D) Amuse me, I dare you.

We pick? Pick at or pick on, that seems more probable. But picking someone to answer? Whatever could you mean? *hides something*

I vaguely remember someone saying that before. Who was it?

[bill]

When did N*SYNC sell out?

[Dakata]

Why can't Oogie Boogie (Boogeyman) scare me?

What kind of name is Non?

His name isn't Non. He just doesn't want everyone to laugh at his -real- name.

Can I laugh alot if there's a LIGER named after Boogey? I'd post the link to the page about Mr. Boogey-Liger, but he'd tickle me to death because he's mean. *Cough*andfat*Cough*

Who's the dorkiest APF?

Where's Vaguely Creepy?

Why do people think Dragons are evil? We're not -all- evil winged fire-breathing lizards...*Steals some lemonade from a lemonade stand* Oh noes, I'm refusing to pay that hideous little girl a nikkel! I is so mean.

[Nikki]

is it wrong to think that one of your cousins is really hawt? *huggles her cuzzin Vinny*

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why did you skip my previous question?

[e_voyager]

is Xze-Xze trying to scare us?
is it true that when you spend a lot of time with someone you become like them?

[bill]

Is there any way the answer to Xze's question is going to be anything other than "Yes"? For God's sake, man.

[vulpesweasel]

How many lives must I purge before these nightmares stop haunting me? (creepy )

How come some people choose to be so sad?

[xHaZxMaTx]

What's that flakey stuff on the top of jugs of milk when you first open them?

[Gareeku]

When did N*SYNC sell out?

When they began their existence.

Why can't Oogie Boogie (Boogeyman) scare me?

What kind of name is Non?

His name isn't Non. He just doesn't want everyone to laugh at his -real- name.

Can I laugh alot if there's a LIGER named after Boogey? I'd post the link to the page about Mr. Boogey-Liger, but he'd tickle me to death because he's mean. *Cough*andfat*Cough*

Who's the dorkiest APF?

Where's Vaguely Creepy?

Why do people think Dragons are evil? We're not -all- evil winged fire-breathing lizards...*Steals some lemonade from a lemonade stand* Oh noes, I'm refusing to pay that hideous little girl a nikkel! I is so mean. D:

1. If you want.

2. That's not for me to answer, though if you're talking about the whole AP team, then its probably me.

3. Where he wants to be.

4. Dragons are only evil according to the western culture. In eastern Asia they are seen as creatures of good.

is it wrong to think that one of your cousins is really hawt? *huggles her cuzzin Vinny*

In my opinion? yes. But then again, there are many cases in the world and throughout history of cousins marrying, so meh...

Why did you skip my previous question?

No idea. >_>

is Xze-Xze trying to scare us?
is it true that when you spend a lot of time with someone you become like them?

1. Xze-Xze doesn't have to try. >_> Just kidding!
2. I suppose in a lot of cases it is true, as you probably get so used to someone's personality that, as it is said, you unconsciously take on some of their traits.

Is there any way the answer to Xze's question is going to be anything other than "Yes"? For God's sake, man.

Its all a matter of opinion. As I said, there are many, many cases throughout history and the world of cousins marrying.

How many lives must I purge before these nightmares stop haunting me? (creepy )

How come some people choose to be so sad?

1. As many as you possibly can. >.>
2. I suppose in a strange way it makes them feel 'happy' i suppose. I'm not sure, i'll let one of the others answer that. >_>

What's that flakey stuff on the top of jugs of milk when you first open them?

I believe its dried milk. I'm not 100% sure, though.

[Dakata]

Why do people think Dragons are evil? We're not -all- evil winged fire-breathing lizards...*Steals some lemonade from a lemonade stand* Oh noes, I'm refusing to pay that hideous little girl a nikkel! I is so mean.

4. Dragons are only evil according to the western culture. In eastern Asia they are seen as creatures of good.

...So if I go to Japan or China or something, do I have to be a GOOD draggy? ...I don't think I can do that! I was born evil!

is it wrong to think that one of your cousins is really hawt? *huggles her cuzzin Vinny*

In my opinion? yes. But then again, there are many cases in the world and throughout history of cousins marrying, so meh...

Didn't the egyptian gods marry their siblings and have babies and stuff?

If I do something bad, are the APFs gonna make me sit in the naughty corner?

If I kick this puppy...*Holds up a small, defenseless puppy...THAT'S HAPPY (for now)*...will I get my fluffy draggy butt kicked -alot-?

Is Santa weal, All-puwpose-foxes? *Tries to look cute and innocent*

[KarlOmega1]

Can any of the APF's touch the tip of their noses with their tounges?

[vulpesweasel]

what color do you get if you fuse blood red, booger green, and pale orange?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Burnt Umber?

[vulpesweasel]

If Bob is next to sarah, and jim is 14, how much do I save on my soup?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Should I already have been lynched?

Or set fire to? (I make a pretty fire)

Or simply fed to Ink?

[bill]

Which has the more gullible adherants? 9/11 Conspiracy Theroists, or Moon Landing Conspiracy Theroists?