Ask the All Purpose Fox

[bill]

Do AP members get annual preformance reviews?

[Tiger_T]

Oh, I can be more disgusting than that, Poofy. *Cracks his/her widdle dragon-fingers*

What -else- can make a DnD fan cry? Because I can't make little Toric cry when I annoy hug him alot on MSN.....Is he immune to my annoying-ness? D:

What -sites- sell anime models and stuff? I can't move to Japan. I only have $40 that I was gonna waste on toys and stuff.

Try this URL --> http://www.catenamanor.com/comics/06/20060724.html
Oh, there's plenty of sites out there. Just google them up.

Do AP members get annual preformance reviews?

I'd have to look that up in the fineprints of the contract...

[KarlOmega1]

Question for Azzie...What does Neni do when she gets angry?

[Suwako]

Do you believe in dreams that predict the future?

[ShadesFox]

Do you believe in dreams that predict the future?

Tell me, do you ever dream that remember how to fly?  Then when you wake up you forget?  Ever wonder if you really remember how to fly, rather then just dream it?

[vulpesweasel]

Will the first person to ask 1000 questions be praised for their supporting the thread or be smited for irritating the s*** out of people.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... and can we vote for the outcome we'd prefer?

[bill]

Have you stopped kicking puppies for enjoyment?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

They opened a puppy farm right next door, I had them peeing on my doorstep every half hour. It's not like I enjoy doing that, I wore out five pairs of steep-capped boots, do you know how much those things cost?

[vulpesweasel]

Why do some kids make satan shudder?

[Kitsune Ascendant]

tell me. is there any better feeling for a geek than dragging one's computer back from the depths of troubleshooting hell (read: the point where one is seriously considering a complete reload), let alone in less than a day? 'cause that's what I just did. and let me tell you, I am soaring right now.

[Vaguely Creepy]

Considering that this emoticon of a mow with a cookie in its mouth:



is, as I said, an emoticon of a mow with a cookie in its mouth, meaning some kind of sugar in its mouth, could it conceivably be used as an indicator of ill-will?

[Azlan]

Question for Azzie...What does Neni do when she gets angry?

Immolates the local area and then eats ice cream.

[Aridas]

Can the immolation be avoided by giving up some nice ice cream in advance?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Can it be assisted by opening up a few cans of gasoline?

[bill]

If observing said immolation, what is the minunum recommended buffer distance for maximum enjoyment and minimal injury?

[RJ]

What is the best one hit wonder?

[Gareeku]

Can the immolation be avoided by giving up some nice ice cream in advance?

I would imagine so.

Can it be assisted by opening up a few cans of gasoline?

I guess so, though Neni could probably do enough damage on her own. >.>

If observing said immolation, what is the minunum recommended buffer distance for maximum enjoyment and minimal injury?

Hmmm...I'd say it would be about 6 miles minimum.

What is the best one hit wonder?

"I am the one and only" by Chesney Hawkes.

[Poofyspikes]

Will the first person to ask 1000 questions be praised for their supporting the thread or be smited for irritating the s*** out of people?

Of course.

... and can we vote for the outcome we'd prefer?

You can vote, but it won't matter.

Have you stopped kicking puppies for enjoyment?

Never kicked 'em in the first place.

They opened a puppy farm right next door, I had them peeing on my doorstep every half hour. It's not like I enjoy doing that, I wore out five pairs of steep-capped boots, do you know how much those things cost?

Considerably more than regular boots.

Why do some kids make satan shudder?

Because they're just that annoying/terrible/smelly.

tell me. is there any better feeling for a geek than dragging one's computer back from the depths of troubleshooting hell (read: the point where one is seriously considering a complete reload), let alone in less than a day? 'cause that's what I just did. and let me tell you, I am soaring right now.

Oh my, he's been to Nerdvana.

Considering that this emoticon of a mow with a cookie in its mouth:



is, as I said, an emoticon of a mow with a cookie in its mouth, meaning some kind of sugar in its mouth, could it conceivably be used as an indicator of ill-will?

Only if the viewer could possibly contrive it to be so, which was rather unlikely until you pointed it out.

[bill]

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[bill]

Is there any feeling like a 1MB/s download? Ahhh....

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

That one when you double-post by accident? :-)

[Dakata]

Why are Dragons so obsessed with shiny things? D:

Who are all of the shiny forumites? I need more things for my shinee-hoard.

What can make ebil clowns like VC cry? *Bwahahahah*

Has a hobo ever tried to live in Llearchy?

Why are we the APFs nice(-ish) to Llearchy? He's just a box! Why can't we the APFs -BURN HIM-?

[sorta-serious questions]
How come whenever my computer shuts off by itself, the settings on my Firefox extension/add-on/whatever-thingies change to the default settings? D:

Why does my computer (Laptop) keep shutting off?! I don't think it's overheating. It's barely hot at all (I'm surprised. It's hot as heck here in Michigan.). And there's no viruses or spyware or anything on my comp.
[/sorta-serious questions]

Will the world end on my 666th birthday?

How many questions have I asked?

[Gullible]

How many questions have I asked? D:

Is it too many? 

[Roureem Egas]

Is there any feeling like a 1MB/s download? Ahhh....

Having a thousand volts shot through you?

That one when you double-post by accident? :-)

It just doesn't feel the same. Not like when I find something really cool/hilarious/infuriating.

Why are Dragons so obsessed with shiny things? D:

Who are all of the shiny forumites? I need more things for my shinee-hoard.

What can make ebil clowns like VC cry? *Bwahahahah*

Has a hobo ever tried to live in Llearchy?

Why are we the APFs nice(-ish) to Llearchy? He's just a box! Why can't we the APFs -BURN HIM-?

[sorta-serious questions]
How come whenever my computer shuts off by itself, the settings on my Firefox extension/add-on/whatever-thingies change to the default settings? D:

Why does my computer (Laptop) keep shutting off?! I don't think it's overheating. It's barely hot at all (I'm surprised. It's hot as heck here in Michigan.). And there's no viruses or spyware or anything on my comp.
[/sorta-serious questions]

Will the world end on my 666th birthday?

How many questions have I asked? D:

To fill out their empty lives.

Nothing for your shinee hoard here. *glues sunglasses on Dakata*

Have you realized the amount evil clowns must compensate to everyone? It's staggering! Plus they have to give it all back, even if it is to themselves, or their existence is in jeopardy!

Not that I know of. But a girl did call me dense once. <<

If I had one of Taski's owls, I'd show you.

---INTO TEH SERIOZ STUFFTS---

*sets aside*

*sets aside again*

*draws age diagram* *sets marker at 222* *places stop sign at mark* YOU SHALL NOT PASS! [/southern accent]

More than what my own brother would ask yet less annoying to me.

How many questions have I asked? D:

Is it too many?

It is so.

Edited for emphasis.

[KarlOmega1]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Are you trying to sound like Gandalf from LOTR?

[Roureem Egas]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Are you trying to sound like Gandalf from LOTR?

No. I'm going for the age-old-door-guard-to-forbidden-area thing. I should start brandishing an IV and a cane for effect. Along with a bag full of dentures, glasses, old sweaters, and what-have-you.

Edit: Bring me large BK chicken fries meal, peon!

[Azlan]

Being the closest to this subject, I wished to clarify a little...

Can the immolation be avoided by giving up some nice ice cream in advance?

The amount of ice cream provided and the amount of time before said anger is initiated that the ice cream is given reduces the factor of anger significantly.

Can it be assisted by opening up a few cans of gasoline?

Such assistance doubles the effect of fire per liter of gasoline provided, especially if said gasoline has a low octane rating.

If observing said immolation, what is the minunum recommended buffer distance for maximum enjoyment and minimal injury?

Neni possesses a power level of DBZ scale equivalent to 320 million when idle/passive.  The anger multiplier is anywhere from 10 to 1.25x1052.  You do the math.

[e_voyager]

imortilty vs eternal life. what do you think?

[Gabi]

imortilty vs eternal life. what do you think?

I think I might be able to answer that if you explained what "imortilty" means.