Ask the All Purpose Fox

[bill]

Why do people keep saying that my avatar is creepy?

[KarlOmega1]

what would you do if demons ruled the world?

Why am I fascinated with cubi?

[Gabi]

-Is Azzie pointing at his crotch in this comic? (I was reading random comics and saw that...because I wuz booored...)

-Am I evil for asking that question?

-Will Gareeku try to kill me if I do this? *Rubs his belly*

-Why do I love the smilie? *Hugs it*

Either that, or his leg.
No, you ask that question because you're evil.
Nah.
Because it's just like you.

Is Dakata cute or dangerous?

Yes.

[Azlan]

-Is Azzie pointing at his crotch in this comic? (I was reading random comics and saw that...because I wuz booored...)

He's pointing at his leg.

Why do people keep saying that my avatar is creepy?

Because I'm not your mommy! (It's what keeps popping into my head, even though I know where that picture is from.)

what would you do if demons ruled the world?

Why am I fascinated with cubi?

move to Jersey.

Because you like being harmed by Ink?

[Dakata]

Why do I think Azzie's a liar?

Why won't Gaweeku kill me if I wub his widdle bewwy?

Is Gabbers the only femme APF?

[Nikki]

Will Xze-Xze get a Booster shot from Doctor Ink?

[KarlOmega1]

Is this really the last time Azzie lets Neni dress him in Goth?

[bill]

Wow, someone knows where my avatar is from. I am in awe.

[Dakata]

Will Billy-chan be punished by Inky?

Why does Billy-chan like creepy avvies?

Why do my grandparents (Evil, evil uber-rude mom's parents) hate everything I draw? XP

Why does my evil, evil uber-rude mom want me to GET A LIFE and stop using my computer?

I caaaaaaaaan't....D:


If I dun wanna marry any people, can I marry my computer?

[Nikki]

i don't wanna marry people, can i marry Dakata since He/She isn't a people?

[Poofyspikes]

Why do people keep saying that my avatar is creepy?

Well, obviously people are biased against those who wear gas masks for aesthetic purposes.

Why do I think Azzie's a liar?

Why won't Gaweeku kill me if I wub his widdle bewwy?

Is Gabbers the only femme APF?

Because his hand is actually in a rather casual pose that isn't pointing at anything in particular.

Because your lisping babyspeak and incessant usage of will have forced him to chloroform himself into the welcoming arms of that sweet salvation known as unconsciousness.

As far as you know.

Will Xze-Xze get a Booster shot from Doctor Ink?

Actually, I hear getting tetanus is all the rage. Especially among bad ventriloquists.

Is this really the last time Azzie lets Neni dress him in Goth?

I see no evidence to the contrary.

Will Billy-chan be punished by Inky?

Why does Billy-chan like creepy avvies?

Why do my grandparents (Evil, evil uber-rude mom's parents) hate everything I draw? XP

Why does my evil, evil uber-rude mom want me to GET A LIFE and stop using my computer?

*image snipped*

If I dun wanna marry any people, can I marry my computer?

Only if it's that time of the month for Ink. (Yes, Medicaid billing. The true bane of the medical profession.)

Please, stop being so shallow-minded as to classify certain things as creepy simply because they creep you out.

Because baby Jesus was too lazy to make a couple of nice grandparents for you.

Perhaps she feels that doing so will prevent any serious damage to your physical and mental health. Unfortunately, she seems to be roughly 15 years too late to correct that.

Look, if gay marriage gets people riled up, I can't expect shonen-A.I. to garner much of a positive reaction.

i don't wanna marry people, can i marry Dakata since He/She isn't a people?

Well, if you're so desperate for cheap heating as to invite conservatives to firebomb your house...

[Vaguely Creepy]

I don't think Billy's avatar is creepy at all. I really like it actually.(Then again, I didn't think Psycho Mantis was very creepy either. I mean, sure, what he made Meryl do was a little strange, but he himself wasn't really all that creepy.)

Now Maromi, there's something creepy.

Why are sequels usually considered to be inferior to the originals?

[King Of Hearts]

Why is the Rhum gone?

[Gareeku]

I don't think Billy's avatar is creepy at all. I really like it actually.(Then again, I didn't think Psycho Mantis was very creepy either. I mean, sure, what he made Meryl do was a little strange, but he himself wasn't really all that creepy.)

Now Maromi, there's something creepy.

Why are sequels usually considered to be inferior to the originals?

When a good movie is released and a sequel is made, so much hype and expectation is conjured up that the sequel (more often than not) turns out to be not quite what people expected.

Why is the Rhum gone?

*Hides the bottle behind his back* I have no clue. >_>

[Dakata]

What are some puuuuure eviiiiiil things that little siblings do? *Is not going to do anything puuuuure eviiiiiil to Boogey, he/she swears*

Does widdle Gaweeku hate it when I tawk to him wike 'diiiis? *Rubs his belly...evilly!*

Why is widdle Gaweeku a Fa'wina fanboy? Izzit 'caz she's a widdle pooooodle? *Bwahahahah*

[Gullible]

Why are the APFs more popular than Gehy Sechs and Sodomy combined?

[Gabi]

What are some puuuuure eviiiiiil things that little siblings do? *Is not going to do anything puuuuure eviiiiiil to Boogey, he/she swears*

Does widdle Gaweeku hate it when I tawk to him wike 'diiiis? *Rubs his belly...evilly!*

Why is widdle Gaweeku a Fa'wina fanboy? Izzit 'caz she's a widdle pooooodle? *Bwahahahah*

Stop butchering the English language, please. It's hard to answer questions that are written in such an annoying way.

Why are the APFs more popular than Gehy Sechs and Sodomy combined?

Because we're lovable. <3

[Dakata]

Aww...Fiiiiiiine. I'll fiiiiix iiiit..

-What are some pure evil things that little siblings do to drive their older brother/sisters INSANE?

-Does Gareeku hate it when I talk to him like he's a widdle puppy?

-Why is Gareeku a Fa'Lina fanboy? Is it because she's a poodle?

...Will Ink's children be just as evil as him? D:

...What's eviller, Ink, Barney or the Teletubbies ? D:

........If I'm really, really bad, is Inky gonna come to my house and give me a really, really evil shot?

[Gabi]

Aww...Fiiiiiiine. I'll fiiiiix iiiit..

-What are some pure evil things that little siblings do to drive their older brother/sisters INSANE?

-Does Gareeku hate it when I talk to him like he's a widdle puppy?

-Why is Gareeku a Fa'Lina fanboy? Is it because she's a poodle?

...Will Ink's children be just as evil as him? D:

...What's eviller, Ink, Barney or the Teletubbies ? D:

........If I'm really, really bad, is Inky gonna come to my house and give me a really, really evil shot? D:

-They study them to find out what annoys them the most and then keep doing it until they snap.
-I don't think he cares all that much.
-What's with you and Gareeku?
-That's a close call, but I'd say the Teletubbies. It is possible to watch any of the other 2 without your brain going on strike, though it may take a lot of effort not to turn away from Barney, or from Ink's most gorey creations.
-No. Ink doesn't mind 'bad'. He'll punish you if you break the rules here, but just being bad is not something he disaproves of, let alone something that would get him to make a home call.

[Dakata]

Gareeku's my (god) brother and I'm his little brother/sister. I have to annoy hiiiim...It's my job.

-Why is Ink so evil?

-Is Ink heartless?

...*Thinks*...

Why does Pie taste gewd?

[Gullible]

Will Britain ever have a Con?

Reactions to this?  He's like the CEO of Microsoft. 

[Gareeku]

Gareeku's my (god) brother and I'm his little brother/sister. I have to annoy hiiiim...It's my job.

-Why is Ink so evil?

-Is Ink heartless?

...*Thinks*...

Why does Pie taste gewd?

-Because is a cubi. Either that, or because he just feels like being evil.

-No, Ink is not. I do not believe anyone is heartless, in the metaphorical sense of course.

-Because it contains the power of pie. You do not argue with the power of pie.

Will Britain ever have a Con?

Reactions to this?  He's like the CEO of Microsoft. 

I'm sure it does, but one like AC? Not for a long time, unfortunately.

[Dakata]

Reactions to this?  He's like the CEO of Microsoft. 

Am I allowed to say "THAT'S F***ING CREEPY"?

...Is "Developers" that guy's favorite word?

Am -I- creepy if that video didn't give me a headache or drive me insane or anything?

...Can I do this and live? *Kicks a puppy plushie*

[Gullible]

Does Dakata lurk here, just waiting for her last batch of questions to be answered before asking more?

[Gareeku]

Reactions to this?  He's like the CEO of Microsoft. 

Am I allowed to say "THAT'S F***ING CREEPY"?

...Is "Developers" that guy's favorite word?

Am -I- creepy if that video didn't give me a headache or drive me insane or anything?

...Can I do this and live? *Kicks a puppy plushie*

-Apparently so.

-Not really. Everyone's different.

-Its up to you. I doubt many people care.

Gullible: It would seem that way.

[Dakata]

I don't lurk. I just get bored. Alot.

Can I abuse Kitty for calling me a girl? << >>

...Can I do -this- and live? *Gnaws on Gareeku's tail* GrrrrRRRrrrr!

[Gullible]

But, you -are- a girl. 

[Gareeku]

-It's up to you. But you are a girl, as Kitty has said, so Kitty was merely stating the truth.

-Yes you will live, as I am against unnecessary killing. *whacks you with a rolled up newspaper* Doesn't mean you get away with nothing though.

[Dakata]

*Meep!* *Rubs nose* ;-;

But, you -are- a girl. 

-Will Kitty be punished for not asking a question?

I'm a creature. And I like to change my gender every once in a while, dang it!
...Right now it's Boy-'Kata time.

[Suwako]

Why does Dakata ask so many questions?

How can space be limitless?