Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Azlan]

I suggest a dish best served cold.

[Gabi]

Salad?

[e_voyager]

my printer is down and it's also my scanner what should i do?

[Lushin]

Make it feel better.

[Darkdragon]

What's the best way to make accountancy exciting?

[Gabi]

Dragons.

[bradypodidae]

When I do come to that fork in the road, should I take it?

[Lushin]

Straight, take the road less traveled.

[Azlan]

When I do come to that fork in the road, should I take it?

I won't touch it... it was an offering to the cutlery gods.

[Cogidubnus]

I need access to forbidden waffle knowledge. Reveal to me, O All-Purpose Ones, the secrets of both Light and Fluffy.

[ShadesFox]

You say you need this, but this knowledge comes at a terrible price! Can you handle THE PRICE?  If you can you just need to make sure the heat is even.

[Darkdragon]

How does one explain basic probability concepts to someone who believes in the Gambler's Fallacy?

[Gabi]

You can try linking to this article. After all, anyone who believes that will have no trouble believing in the accuracy of Wikipedia.

[Darkdragon]

Said person is rather hot-headed and has a tendency to tl;dr long articles; does the foxes have any advice on how to approach this?

[Zedd]

Does anyone in the APF's like shiny stuff?

[Gabi]

Said person is rather hot-headed and has a tendency to tl;dr long articles; does the foxes have any advice on how to approach this?

Why do you even talk to that person?

Does anyone in the APF's like shiny stuff?

I do. You should know that already, it's in my custom title.

[Darkdragon]

In that case, how would you suggest I should approach my supervisor about taking the person off the project I'm working on?

[Zedd]

These shiny enough?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

These shiny enough?

Shiny enough for me. Can I steal them?

[Gabi]

Zedd: They do look shiny!

Darkdragon: Dealing with unhelpful teammates is always a hard and annoying task, but if you two just can't work together it's best to dissolve the team and work separately. Tell your teammate first so that he doesn't feel betrayed. Then talk to your supervisor. *Sighs.* I'm afraid I've been through that experience more than once.

llearch: if you ask for permission to steal something then you're not really stealing it. Unless you ask the wrong person, but since we're APFs we're always the right people, so I'll have to say 'no'.

[Zedd]

if you had to eat pancakes and only pancakes everyday for the rest of your life how would you react?

[Gabi]

I'd try to find a way to fix that. No one can survive on just pancakes.

[e_voyager]

I'd try to find a way to fix that. No one can survive on just pancakes.

even pancakes fixed according to a cubi cookbook?

[Gabi]

The only think that can make pancakes more nutritious for cubi would be combining them with lots of emotions, and that doesn't make them any more nutritious for the rest of us.

[e_voyager]

The only think that can make pancakes more nutritious for cubi would be combining them with lots of emotions, and that doesn't make them any more nutritious for the rest of us.

actually i was thinking about Arry's  chocolate chip  pancakes and he she said that cubi perfected them http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_258.php and i figured if they can make then in a few thousand years what other recipes might they have cooked up.

do i ask overly specific questions?

[Gabi]

No.

[Zedd]

Just who IS the "She" in "That's what she said?"

[Gabi]

The actress.

[Lushin]

Why did my cat rip my finger open with his claw today? All I did was stop petting him.

[Azlan]

Why did my cat rip my finger open with his claw today? All I did was stop petting him.

You answered your own question... you win at internetz.